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GreenTerror
06-28-2009, 02:12 AM
MAKE YO DICK BIGGER

Somehow, a conversation between Leah (aka "Human") and I led to this question:

What effects would a male enhancement pill have on a woman? Would it do anything at all? I tried Google but just get websites in which to buy dick pills.

Also, this would be a good time to discuss the ridiculous puns in the ads or funny stories you may have concerning dick pills.

Homer
06-28-2009, 02:34 AM
Dick pills don't work.

:(

JohnnyNemesis
06-28-2009, 02:55 AM
Effect: noticeable, apparently?

Better effect: dudes being much better at performing oral sex on women.

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JohnnyNemesis
06-28-2009, 02:56 AM
I tried Google but just get websites in which to buy dick pills.

pps. U NEED A BIGGA DICKKKKKKKKK

_Lost_
06-28-2009, 03:11 AM
Somehow, a conversation between Leah (aka "Human") and I led to this question:

Is it just me or do conversations with Leah always have a high tendency to go that way??

Oxygene
06-28-2009, 03:14 AM
If bigger dick pills worked they wouldn't be spammed on the internets dudes would be selling it from one another..

Like Cocain.. you don't see a whole lot of "buy cocain" ads online yet somehow the distribution and sale works pretty well..

Vera
06-28-2009, 03:16 AM
I thought it might increase anybody's testostorone levels so ...whatever that does to a girl..?? We need Bella here.

_Lost_
06-28-2009, 03:31 AM
I assume it would increase her libido and the blood flow to her junk making sex ultimately more satisfying. (That's what viagra does to females. Increased testosterone in females causes heightened libido.) I guess thats how some of those male enhancement things would work. More blood down makes him bigger and what not.

GreenTerror
06-28-2009, 07:30 PM
pps. U NEED A BIGGA DICKKKKKKKKK

Yes.



Is it just me or do conversations with Leah always have a high tendency to go that way??

Definitely not just you.

nieh
06-28-2009, 07:55 PM
What effects would a male enhancement pill have on a woman?

Probably something like this (http://i.somethingawful.com/horrorsofporn/chyna/clit.jpg). (not safe for anywhere)

Jebus
06-28-2009, 08:10 PM
Oh god. Not the China penis.

renato piquette
06-28-2009, 08:31 PM
i got a tiny peepee,but it works pretty well,ive never heard complains about it :D

JohnnyNemesis
06-28-2009, 08:47 PM
My uncle always tells me that he's buff because he has to make up for his small dick. Then he says "hey, it's small, but I can get it up real fast!"

That's when I lol.

Little_Miss_1565
06-28-2009, 09:00 PM
Josh, I reflexively dry heaved just looking at the address and filename of that link. Not even looking at it. (shitisfuckedup.com)

Endymion
06-28-2009, 09:07 PM
Probably something like this (http://i.somethingawful.com/horrorsofporn/chyna/clit.jpg). (not safe for anywhere)

this is pretty much exactly what i was going to post.

SweetTatyana
06-28-2009, 09:44 PM
Apparently male enhancements have no scientific bases whatsoever. The only explanation for people reporting positive results is apparently placebo as none was actually observed. Apparently the pills are often pretty contaminant with bacteria, fecal matter etc., because they are made by sketchy companies that arent really regulated.

Hypno Toad
06-28-2009, 10:25 PM
What effects would a male enhancement pill have on a woman?

It'd make their penis bigger, silly.

:)



:o......



:(

Lizardus
06-28-2009, 10:40 PM
Pills here! (http://www.halolz.com/index.php?s=pills)

kaylae
06-29-2009, 12:07 AM
maybe she'd grow a beard! ha ha

Maria Cortez
06-29-2009, 05:51 PM
so, size does matter, eh? ;) ;) :rolleyes: yikes! :o

GreenTerror
06-30-2009, 06:29 AM
Oh dear God, Nieh, that was just awful. :(:(:(

smiadth
07-02-2009, 12:27 AM
Is there any person who has tried Levitra? Levitra is a medicine used for male enhancement. It really works on male sex organs.

Human
07-02-2009, 12:30 AM
Is there any person who has tried Levitra? Levitra is a medicine used for male enhancement. It really works on male sex organs.

This is a great first post.

_Lost_
07-02-2009, 12:46 AM
I keep hear commercials for Maxoderm: Feel bigger, firmer, faster. I think its applied topically.

Oxygene
07-02-2009, 01:01 AM
This is a great first post.

yeah really authentic and everything

Homer
07-02-2009, 01:33 AM
I like this thread.

Human
07-02-2009, 01:37 AM
I just needed to add one more thing;;Best dick pill commercial ever. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfwpGCXVBF4

Phil594
07-02-2009, 11:19 AM
A sack full of pride and a sleigh full of confidence?

dexter12296566
07-02-2009, 05:57 PM
i dont get it i havent slept with anyone but size really wouldnt matter to me i like the person