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brothadave79
06-28-2009, 09:25 AM
:(

http://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-me-billy-mays29-2009jun29,0,6116879.story

Outerspaceman21
06-28-2009, 09:31 AM
Well, shit. That's a bit unexpected. I'm a little upset, but overall unscathed.

Phil594
06-28-2009, 09:37 AM
Is 50 the age of death now?:(

brothadave79
06-28-2009, 09:38 AM
Some of his finest work:

Are You on the Ball? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3KEkBqDahg

Never scrub your own doo-doo again! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnzzvGbDmZU

Calling Out Vince, or "The ShamWow Guy": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPLrm3Omkjg

Thomas
06-28-2009, 10:01 AM
Dude, wtf?
:(

IamSam
06-28-2009, 11:31 AM
Apparently celebs die in 4's now?

jacknife737
06-28-2009, 11:34 AM
Ah, that really sucks.

If i were the police, i'd have a talk with the Sham Wow guy, to see what he was up to last night....

brothadave79
06-28-2009, 11:49 AM
Apparently celebs die in 4's now?


Anyone who says the late Mr. Mays was not a celebrity can go suck a fuck.

Homer
06-28-2009, 02:44 PM
Holy shit! Billy Mays' death caught on tape!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7qmOveJ0P4

GreenTerror
06-28-2009, 03:06 PM
Well holy shit.

IamSam
06-28-2009, 03:26 PM
Billy Mays got to heaven and found the front gates open. As he walked the gold streets he noticed everyone was wearing ear plugs. Suddenly Saint Peter stopped him and told him his mansion was all ready. Billy asked how they knew. Peter replied, "We could hear you coming."

randman21
06-28-2009, 04:35 PM
You've got to fucking be kidding me now.

ninthz
06-28-2009, 05:05 PM
#1 Not a celebrity. Advertising personality.
#2 You fucked up the format for death threads. Be ashamed.

brothadave79
06-28-2009, 05:11 PM
#1 Not a celebrity. Advertising personality. Be ashamed.

Go suck a fuck.

Outerspaceman21
06-28-2009, 06:53 PM
Billy Mays got to heaven and found the front gates open. As he walked the gold streets he noticed everyone was wearing ear plugs. Suddenly Saint Peter stopped him and told him his mansion was all ready. Billy asked how they knew. Peter replied, "We could hear you coming."

Thats fucked up and hilarious

brothadave79
06-28-2009, 07:59 PM
Thats fucked up and hilarious

Haha, I actually thought it was kinda cute.

Smash_Returns
06-29-2009, 10:11 AM
Billy Mays DOES have a TV show, and your a fool if you don't call him a celebrity. He just isn't you average everyday celebrity.

jaxter9000
06-29-2009, 10:39 AM
It's a shame. He was actually really funny. I don't know how he kept a straight face in all of his infomercials.

R.I.P. Billy Mays

Ryder1234
06-29-2009, 12:37 PM
wow, that was pretty unexpected.

rip then

Jakebert
06-29-2009, 04:57 PM
They say that celebrity deaths happen in threes. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in an extra one for free.

AllIn All It's Not So Bad
06-29-2009, 05:23 PM
Is 50 the age of death now?:(

apparently, yes. michael jackson died some days ago

brothadave79
06-29-2009, 05:26 PM
Billy Mays at McDonald's: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtYdDK1uTDI

Edit: Nothing says class like driving a Bentley through a Mickey-D's drive thru.

KHWHD
06-29-2009, 05:49 PM
Billy Mays at McDonald's: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtYdDK1uTDI

Edit: Nothing says class like driving a Bentley through a Mickey-D's drive thru.

What would have been even funnier is if he went through the drive thru and not 1 person had any idea who the fuck he was. Probably would have felt like a tool then for sure... lol. To be honest, I've only seen him on 1 station here in Canada. And I agree, his voice is VERY loud.

Jakebert
06-29-2009, 08:32 PM
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/8808/2yulra9.jpg

Rag Doll
06-29-2009, 08:43 PM
They say that celebrity deaths happen in threes. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in an extra one for free.

my mens just said that to me and i came to this thread to post it. damn you.

Smash_Returns
06-29-2009, 10:14 PM
The funny thing is, I know more people who were truly saddened by Billy Mays dying than by Michael Jackson dying.

Al Coholic
06-30-2009, 10:12 AM
That guy probably did TONS of coke. I mean fuck.


Atleast with Billy he wasn't a pedophile. The tribute's to Michael Jackson are kind of wierd.

IamSam
08-07-2009, 02:47 PM
That guy probably did TONS of coke. I mean fuck.


What. The. Fuck.

Autopsy: Cocaine contributed to Billy Mays' death (http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2009-08-07-billy-mays_N.htm?csp=34)

Billy Mays' would have been the worst cocaine dealer ever. Not too many people stay in that business long by yelling about it from a street corner.

Paint_It_Black
08-07-2009, 02:54 PM
Atleast with Billy he wasn't a pedophile. The tribute's to Michael Jackson are kind of wierd.

I thought I was the only person who thought that. Sure, he wasn't convicted. But OJ wasn't convicted for murder. Think we'd see much sadness if OJ had died?

Little_Miss_1565
08-07-2009, 03:01 PM
That guy probably did TONS of coke. I mean fuck.


Atleast with Billy he wasn't a pedophile. The tribute's to Michael Jackson are kind of wierd.

MJ was the biggest star in the world, guys. I mean, it's no secret that if you're good at what you do people will overlook a lot of flaws. Though let's be honest, the people who dismiss the charges against MJ are pretty much lying to themselves.


What. The. Fuck.

Autopsy: Cocaine contributed to Billy Mays' death (http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2009-08-07-billy-mays_N.htm?csp=34)

Billy Mays' would have been the worst cocaine dealer ever. Not too many people stay in that business long by yelling about it from a street corner.

And here I thought it was all attributable to the time he spent as a carnival sideshow barker. Damn.

Paint_It_Black
08-07-2009, 03:14 PM
MJ was the biggest star in the world, guys.

Maybe Renato will be one day.

I was mostly just surprised that I never saw anyone on TV mention the whole molestation thing. I felt sure it would at least get a mention. But it seemed like everyone was determined to focus only on Jackson's younger years. In a sense, it felt like they were mourning someone who had actually died a long time ago.