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Annoying
01-21-2005, 04:43 PM
They fade in the summer.

Trip Boy
01-29-2005, 12:28 PM
Olivia, please turn down the music.

the_GoDdEsS
01-29-2005, 12:30 PM
Smileys give blowjobs. The l33t squad just decided so.

offspringrammsteinfan
01-29-2005, 12:37 PM
Smileys give blowjobs. The l33t squad just decided so.

wow girl :) :) ;) wel I'm waiting... Got my penis for you ready to be sucked...

Trip Boy
01-29-2005, 12:40 PM
^ HAHAHAHA, that gives you two points in my book. Funny!

offspringrammsteinfan
01-29-2005, 01:01 PM
^ HAHAHAHA, that gives you two points in my book. Funny!

first two points?

Trip Boy
01-29-2005, 01:02 PM
Don't get cocky and make me take them back.

offspringrammsteinfan
01-29-2005, 01:08 PM
wel i'll be cock(y) for some more smilies :D :D :D well where is that girl??

Trip Boy
01-29-2005, 01:09 PM
Prob. sucking others dick. She must have a list the size of santa's you know?

the_GoDdEsS
01-29-2005, 01:16 PM
wow girl :) :) ;) wel I'm waiting... Got my penis for you ready to be sucked...

Too bad. I don't use them on public forums.

offspringrammsteinfan
01-29-2005, 01:16 PM
looking at her pic..... I can clearly see what you mean.

the_GoDdEsS
01-29-2005, 01:18 PM
Prob. sucking others dick. She must have a list the size of santa's you know?

Maybe. But my 'To Kill' list is even longer, you know?

Killb0y
01-29-2005, 01:18 PM
how about private

Trip Boy
01-29-2005, 01:19 PM
My bad, homie.

offspringrammsteinfan
01-29-2005, 01:22 PM
Maybe. But my 'To Kill' list is even longer, you know?
as long as I can see you in real live honey!

Trip Boy
01-29-2005, 01:23 PM
coughRAPEcough

the_GoDdEsS
01-29-2005, 01:23 PM
looking at her pic..... I can clearly see what you mean.
So what, I work as a dominatrix.

Trip Boy
01-29-2005, 01:24 PM
Damn, nice job. I have the money if you have the time.

offspringrammsteinfan
01-29-2005, 01:25 PM
So what, I work as a dominatrix.

well how many smilies does it take for you to get you the message? :D :D :D you said it yourself, promised is promised.

the_GoDdEsS
01-29-2005, 01:28 PM
Haha, you two have no idea what you are talking about.

Killb0y
01-29-2005, 01:30 PM
neither do I...

offspringrammsteinfan
01-29-2005, 01:31 PM
not??? :confused: if you were dutch I could tell you it in all details... wait I gotta roll my new joint. so??

Trip Boy
01-29-2005, 01:33 PM
Man my penis is just screaming to get licked now.

offspringrammsteinfan
01-29-2005, 01:39 PM
lolz... Mine to... I think I gotta phone my gf.. :D :D

Trip Boy
01-29-2005, 01:39 PM
Does she know you are internet cheating on her?

offspringrammsteinfan
01-29-2005, 01:44 PM
she shouldn't care less. what's internet cheating? it doesn't exsist...

Killb0y
01-29-2005, 01:45 PM
that's what they all say

offspringrammsteinfan
01-29-2005, 01:53 PM
whahaha, so you believe that girl on the other side of the computer really looks like that... NO!!! she is ugly in real live... still want to know who it is on the pic she uses but it ain't her I'm telling ya.

Killb0y
01-29-2005, 01:57 PM
you know, that pic sure looks human, right? So that means there must be such a person alive somewhere, right? Well that person could be interested in offspring (or a offspring forum). A girl at the other end of all those cables doesn't have to be ugly :rolleyes:

The Talking Pie
01-29-2005, 01:58 PM
Bwahahaha.

*ahem*

offspringrammsteinfan
01-29-2005, 01:59 PM
true....

true...

true...

that was three times... but still you don't have to believe it all..

Trip Boy
01-29-2005, 02:15 PM
I could give you lesson on how to ruin your friendships.

offspringrammsteinfan
01-29-2005, 02:17 PM
Bwahahaha.

*ahem*

:D :D - she doesn't even take a high five for her results, after all those smilies she finally came and sucked it, but damn she was bad at it.. and ugly... damn now I have to wash my dick...

Killb0y
01-29-2005, 02:17 PM
I could give you lesson on how to ruin your friendships.
kill'em all

the_GoDdEsS
01-29-2005, 02:48 PM
:D :D - she doesn't even take a high five for her results, after all those smilies she finally came and sucked it, but damn she was bad at it.. and ugly... damn now I have to wash my dick...

Hahahahaha. You'd wish, gimmickshit.

And noooooooo, it's so not me in my avatar.

The Talking Pie
01-29-2005, 03:26 PM
*looks at his pics of Sim and compares them to the avatar*... ye Gods, he's right! The real Sim is blue... :p