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Al Coholic
07-24-2009, 10:09 PM
As many as you want I guess, ya'll decide how many it takes to be in the voting.

Here's mine:

Al Coholic - Captain planet
Nieh - Freakazoid box thing

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EDIT - Current nominations:

Al Coholic - Captain planet
Nieh - Freakazoid box thing
Dff_Punk - Captain Hero
Ninthz - Will Smith from Independance Day*

*Even though he has no superpowers and is therefor not a superhero and that's totally lame I mean fuck let's nominate Randy Fuckin Quaid while were at it. http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:Bm_FulHTfb7uuM:http://www.nndb.com/people/623/000022557/randyquaid.jpg. Fag.
















Jaykay

holland25
07-25-2009, 02:14 AM
Nieh, his avatar cracked me up.

mrs_hollandova
07-25-2009, 07:16 AM
I love Rutegards avatar :rolleyes:

holland25
07-25-2009, 07:17 AM
She didn't even participate.

Rag Doll
07-25-2009, 08:04 AM
nieh. definitely.

Outerspaceman21
07-25-2009, 10:04 AM
Nieh, for sure.

Offspring-Junkie
07-26-2009, 01:49 AM
dff_punk. Captain Hero rules.

Al Coholic
07-26-2009, 02:50 AM
dff_punk. Captain Hero rules.

Ok, I completely disagree. And rather than be a typical internet asshole and give you several douchey-sounding criticisms, I'd just like to honestly ask why you think so.

Offspring-Junkie
07-26-2009, 05:22 AM
Captain Hero is a totally bizarre creature. He is Superman in a sick version, that sick, that it's funny. Nothing he does is anyhow reasonable and always ego-driven. He has no idea of anything, neither his sexual orientation nor his stupidity. And although he develops something like plans, they're always lacking of reason. Though, his concept perfectly fits into drawn together. It's hard to describe. He is douchbag and badass in one person, that's just funny.

nieh
07-26-2009, 05:25 AM
Though, his concept perfectly fits into drawn together.

Well, you're right about that. He's an unfunny parody character in an unfunny parody show, so they go well together.

dff_punk
07-26-2009, 06:20 AM
It's a matter of personal taste. I do enjoy the show pretty much. Pity it got cancelled..

AllIn All It's Not So Bad
07-26-2009, 09:14 AM
yes the show was funny
proof that it kicked ass:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/95/Drawn_together(1).jpg

Offspring-Junkie
07-27-2009, 08:21 AM
Well, you're right about that. He's an unfunny parody character in an unfunny parody show, so they go well together.

The whole show is sick. I don't know why I watch that crap myself. Well, I do enjoy Jackass as well and I don't have the need do defend myself.

Al Coholic
07-27-2009, 07:25 PM
Cmon people, we got 3 so far and that's just lame.

RickyCrack
07-27-2009, 08:16 PM
ninth - will smith

Al Coholic
07-27-2009, 10:48 PM
Is will Smith a superhero? Lets see:
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:go_4B8KVIxOaDM:http://progets.com/simpsons/pics/the%2520comic%2520book%2520guy%2520pondering.gif
Does he have any superpowers of any kind whatsoever, a costume, or even a alias(you know, like batman or superman)?

No, no, and no.

So no, he's not a superhero. So should he even count in the votes for best superhero avatar? I say no.

RickyCrack
07-27-2009, 10:56 PM
woah woah woah, have you seen hancock?

he's also a prince, and he's fresh.

Al Coholic
07-27-2009, 11:16 PM
If he changes his avatar to hancock we're in buisness.

I mean, Tobey Mcguire was spiderman, a real superhero with superpowers. And if Ninthz had spiderman, cool. But if the avatar was Tobey riding fuckin seabiscuit, well then fuck ninthz.

ninthz
07-28-2009, 02:17 AM
Saving Earth from alien forces and dropping the best one-liner in history seems pretty super to me.

Let's dissect this:
Is Will Smith a hero/heroic in ID4? Yes.
Is saving the, oh you know, entire Earth a feat outside/above the normal scope of something anyone could ever do in real life, thus making it super-human? Yes.
Would I feel like a superhero if I punched a yatch in the face and bust out "Welcome to Earf!" during ejaculation? Well yeah.

Besides, who cares what comic nerds say? Technically the goddamn Batman isn't a super hero, but only the most dick-hurt of the dick-hurt would argue that he is anything less than a goddamn hero. I mean, you even dropped the Batman as an example.

Jeff Goldblum is in my avatar too and I'm pretty sure he's a super hero IRL.


Does he have any superpowers of any kind whatsoever, a costume, or even a alias(you know, like batman or superman)?
superpowers - covered//rationalized (check)
costume - he wears a uniform during most of ID4 (check)
alias - all fighter pilots have aliases, have you seen Top Gun? (check)

feels
good
man

RageAndLov
07-28-2009, 07:29 AM
I vote for Nieh.

Al Coholic
07-28-2009, 07:44 AM
A uniform is not a costume. Costume's conceal identity. Uniforms have ID on them. Cmon, you suck.

No superpower means not a superhero but if you're going to be so angsty over this I'll let it slide.

Whateverhttp://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:giAF9QnJigEFHM:http://progets.com/simpsons/pics/comic%2520book%2520guy%2520explaining.gif

RageAndLov
07-28-2009, 08:24 AM
Batman has no superpower, yet he is a superhero.

ninthz
07-28-2009, 09:45 AM
A uniform is not a costume. Costume's conceal identity. Uniforms have ID on them. Cmon, you suck.
What identity is Captain Planet's costume concealing?

IamSam
07-28-2009, 09:53 AM
What identity is Captain Planet's costume concealing?

http://gone-hollywood.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/neil-patrick-harris.jpg

Free?
07-28-2009, 10:27 AM
Batman has no superpower, yet he is a superhero.

Because he wears his superhero suit.
And concealing personality isn't an obligatory accessory of a superhero.
But Captain Steven Hiller (yes I had to check imdb) isn't a superhero, more like a 'usual'/action hero, like John Mcclane or Rambo if you wish, and Will Smith isn't any bigger superhero than Jackie Chan.

Al Coholic
07-28-2009, 10:28 AM
What identity is Captain Planet's costume concealing?

He doesn't need to coceal shit, he's that super. I mean, he lives in fuckin rings so it's not like he has a dayjob or anything.

That having been said, I always though superman's costume was ridiculous. Like, how could everyone not know? He doesn't have a mask or anything.

Superdope
07-28-2009, 10:34 AM
That having been said, I always though superman's costume was ridiculous. Like, how could everyone not know? He doesn't have a mask or anything.

It's the glasses, man.... the glasses

Offspring-Junkie
07-28-2009, 10:36 AM
He wears super-glasses. Like Noodles. You wouldn't recognize Noodles without his glasses either. :D

Al Coholic
07-28-2009, 10:37 AM
I wouldn't recognize Noodles anyway.

Offspring-Junkie
07-28-2009, 10:41 AM
Blasphemy!

Al Coholic
07-28-2009, 10:44 AM
Also I didn't buy and don't listen to the last three albums, I thought they were shitty by comparison, and the band is old as shit.

Now if we could get back on topic, aquaman's costume also doesn't hide shit.

Free?
07-28-2009, 12:57 PM
I wouldn't recognize Noodles anyway.

Wasn't Offspring like your favorite band for about half of your life?
Step this way =>
<= Or that way


Now if we could get back on topic, aquaman's costume also doesn't hide shit.

Coming from a guy who brought up the whole superheroes conceal their identities with costumes thing.


P.S.: You don't have to keep telling us that you've lost interest in Offspring here, it's not the shortest way to the "1337 Olympus".

nieh
07-28-2009, 01:08 PM
P.S.: You don't have to keep telling us that you've lost interest in Offspring here, it's not the shortest way to the "1337 Olympus".

The quickest way to 1337 Olympus is to kill Hercu1337.

Free?
07-28-2009, 02:42 PM
My vote goes for nieh.

ninthz
07-28-2009, 02:42 PM
Far too much backtracking has gone on in this thread.

//edit: yep

Al Coholic
07-31-2009, 12:17 AM
P.S.: You don't have to keep telling us that you've lost interest in Offspring here, it's not the shortest way to the "1337 Olympus".
Actually you often see offspring references derail a thread so it was more of a rude way to take the conversation back in whatever direction it started, you know, nip it the bud type deal. I come up with these clever things during all the time I spend not listening to The Offspring.http://www.offspring.com/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif

Free?
07-31-2009, 02:02 AM
Last day of the month. You (or Thomas?) better prepare the reward for nieh (because he already got an acceptance speech ready).

dexter12296566
07-31-2009, 11:51 AM
I vote mine and other avatars with pictures of Dexter are the best. DUH!!:p

Thomas
07-31-2009, 12:49 PM
Last day of the month. You (or Thomas?) better prepare the reward for nieh (because he already got an acceptance speech ready).

If we were to do awards, Nieh definitely takes the cake. So subtle, yet so brilliant...


I vote mine and other avatars with pictures of Dexter are the best. DUH!!:p

Except Dexter aint no superhero.

The Piano
08-01-2009, 12:01 AM
it's between nieh & H25.