The fucking cool topic.

[Vera]

Dear BBS,

On this particular moment, you bore me.

No love,

Vera

--

This is the cool topic. Post only about stuff that is cool. Cool things include:
- Quentin Tarantino
- ice cream
- fast internet
- boys making out with each other
- wisely used alcohol
- Arabic
- Bit Torrent
- salmon
- mini-Mars bars

If you choose to disobey me, you will get a long and painful punishment that includes hot coal and leather whips.

[dirtybird]

if you want a cool topic just talk about me :cool:

[Vera]

No, wrong.

[original_psycho]

You forgot about pie in your list. *feels sad*

[The Talking Pie]

You forgot monkeys. Monkeys are teh sh1t.

[Vera]

Don't make me tell you where you can shove your pie, motherfucker.

[RXP]

This topic is fucking shit.

[original_psycho]

Ahem, I don't fuck mothers cause they're too old and cause I'm not a lesbo...
And what the fuck is wrong with pie?!
Anywho, I love mini-Mars bars!

[the_GoDdEsS]

I love to lick hazelnut ice cream off boys when I'm drunk.

(that was three together. i win!)

[fairy call]

Anywho, I love mini-Mars bars!
Why mini ones if you can have big ones?

[Endymion]

wisely used alcohol, eh...

you mean like the time i used vodka to help the christmas tree burn?

[Mota Boy]

..and probably not the times I used Bacardi 151 to make my throat burn.

[original_psycho]

Why mini ones if you can have big ones?
I agree but she said that she will punish the ones that don't consider mini ones cool... But I don't wanna be punished, so I said that I love them...

[the_GoDdEsS]

Uh, I burnt my stomach with strong shit on Sunday. *hides* That was not wisely used.

[Vera]

This topic is fucking shit.
You kinky shit.

Wisely used alcohol is drinking absinth and quoting Shakespeare - the plays you have never actually read.

[Mota Boy]

Satellite radio is the coolest thing to come out of the sky since snow.

[Mota Boy]

Wisely used alcohol is drinking absinth and quoting Shakespeare - the plays you have never actually read.
What about drinking cheap beer and singing songs you've never actually heard?

[wliethof]

my avatar is quite cool i thought

[Vera]

Not half as genius, Mota Boy, sorry.

But good luck.

[wheelchairman]

As Salaam Alaikum Vera,

I suppose you weren't talking about the time I drank a bottle of smirnoff and a half bottle of Bacardi and woke up outside of Copenhagen with one shoe on.

[Tijs]

My favourite ice cream is probably canel ice cream (canel.. is that right?). Or vanilla.

[wliethof]

I think you mean cinnamon? kaneel?

[fairy call]

canel? You mean kaneel? Isn't that cinnamon?

edit: like wliethof said

[original_psycho]

Am I the only one that drank 5 bottles of Smirnoff, one after another, and a bottle of beer and that was just dizzy?

[Tijs]

I think you mean cinnamon? kaneel?
Yeah, canel would be the more logical translation.. but I meant kaneel indeed.

[GBH2]

lamborghinis are cool.

[Vera]

No, wrong.

[GBH2]

ferraris are cool.
yes, right

[original_psycho]

Ice cream is cool... With the help of a fridge, of course.

[Vera]

ferraris are cool.
yes, right
Cars are cool if you have a small penis.

[Pinocchio]

Cars are cool if you have a small penis.
That`s exactly what I was about to say.
Eli veit sanat suustani.

[Vera]

Hienoa! ;D

[Pinocchio]

joo ja jos yhtää oon tätä meininkiä nähny ni kohta alkaa armoton pään aukomine tästä kielen käytöstä hahahahahahaaha :)

[The Talking Pie]

joo ja jos yhtää oon tätä meininkiä nähny ni kohta alkaa armoton pään aukomine tästä kielen käytöstä hahahahahahaaha :)
Cool thing # 666: That language *steals it*

[Pinocchio]

Cool thing # 666: That language *steals it*
it`s yours. trust me, that language is good for nothing.. just ask vera.

[Vera]

Actually, I fucking love our language. It's the best language for cursing. Nothing like it.

[sitdyneshelagh]

Pacman belt buckles are COOL

so is Samwise Gamgee <3

[The Talking Pie]

Actually, I fucking love our language. It's the best language for cursing. Nothing like it.
I've been trying to learn it. It's hard :( Naturally, I went for the curse words first. Any you can suggest? :p

[Vera]

Rakkaus, rauha, kunnia, veljeys, tasa-arvo... They're all good.

KUNNIA! Now there's a word you better not use in public.

[The Talking Pie]

You try to trick me? :eek:

[Vera]

Tasa-arvo no!

[The Talking Pie]

:p You hafta wake up pretty damn early in the morning to tricks Dave...

[Vera]

Vapaus you.

[Mota Boy]

Cars are cool if you have a small penis.
Statements like that are for people who can't afford nice cars.

Cars are the best thing to happen to transportation since having servants carry you around.



/can't afford a nice car

[Vera]

*cries*

I want some cock.

[Endymion]

have no fear, endy's here!

[Mota Boy]

Dibs on the remaining holes.

[The_Next_Ron_Welty]

Guys kissing eachother is stupid. youre stupid, shut up. Girls kissing is better and you forgot mud wrestling on your list. Now then, hook me up with the leather whips yo.

[the_GoDdEsS]

Guys kissing eachother is stupid. youre stupid, shut up. Girls kissing is better and you forgot mud wrestling on your list. Now then, hook me up with the leather whips yo.

*thumbs up for guys kissing each other* Ha!

[Pinocchio]

*thumbs up for guys kissing each other* Ha!

I think I`m about to throw up...
I felt the same when watcing "6 feet under" and the gays were kissing each other..

Don`t like girls kissing each other either.. gays are freaks of nature, (I don`t hate them but they just are) and lesbians are the same.

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

If you choose to disobey me, you will get a long and painful punishment that includes hot coal and leather whips.

Sounds fun.

[Vera]

Dibs on the remaining holes.
Ew.

Also... Ew.

Unholy - Whatever floats your boat.

Pinocchio - One thing that's really uncool is intolerance. That's suvaitsemattomuus in Finnish, for you.

[Pinocchio]

Ew.

Also... Ew.

Unholy - Whatever floats your boat.

Pinocchio - One thing that's really uncool is intolerance. That's suvaitsemattomuus in Finnish, for you.

niinpä, ei mulla sinänsä homoja vastaa mitää oo, jos ois esimerkiks homo kaverina ni ei se haittais, en kyl ois kannattanu sitä lakia et ne voi adoptoida lapsia....käy sääliks niitä lapsia ku ne kasvaa vanhemmiks.
oli miten oli, psykologiaa lukeneena ymmärrän homoja, mut on ne silti luonnon oikkuja.

as far as I`m concerned..
jee it`s hard to be a tonttumies :)

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

Damn my inability to speak Finnish.

[Vera]

En jaksa keskustella asiasta, koska tuntuis kuitenkin, että selostan vaan kuuroille korville. Lyhyesti, ei, ne ei ole luonnonoikkuja, ne on täysin tavallisia ihmisiä. Ei siinä hirveästi psykologiaa tarvita.

Jos olisit älykäs ihminen, tajuaisit jo. Muttajoo. Jätän asian nyt tähän.

(Sorry peoples.)

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

Goddammit. Now what am I supposed to do, eh?

[The Talking Pie]

Damn my inability to speak Finnish.
Ditto. Kind of *mutters the random words he understands ... like a madman with a rocking chair and shotgun* Why couldn't I have had dozens of parents who each spoke a different language? :(

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

I say we make a world like Clan of the Cave Bear. That'd rule.

[Vera]

Quiet, minions.

[Pinocchio]

En jaksa keskustella asiasta, koska tuntuis kuitenkin, että selostan vaan kuuroille korville. Lyhyesti, ei, ne ei ole luonnonoikkuja, ne on täysin tavallisia ihmisiä. Ei siinä hirveästi psykologiaa tarvita.

Jos olisit älykäs ihminen, tajuaisit jo. Muttajoo. Jätän asian nyt tähän.

(Sorry peoples.)

ok.. jokaisel o oikeus omaa mielipiteesee.
ja on kunnioitettavaa pitää siitä kiinni jos uskoo olevansa oikeessa.

[Maria]

Vi ste glupi i ja vas mrzim. http://www.soulsaver.hr/forums/html/emoticons/wub.gif

[Aimeht]

Vi ste glupi i ja vas mrzim. http://www.soulsaver.hr/forums/html/emoticons/wub.gif
Exactly.

[Anya82]

Damn my inability to speak Finnish.

same here... ok.. i feel lost...

[Maria]

Exactly.

Jebi se. http://www.soulsaver.hr/forums/html/emoticons/wub.gif

[phoenix]

Dear BBS,

On this particular moment, you bore me.

No love,

Vera

--

This is the cool topic. Post only about stuff that is cool. Cool things include:
- Quentin Tarantino
- ice cream
- fast internet
- boys making out with each other
- wisely used alcohol
- Arabic
- Bit Torrent
- salmon
- mini-Mars bars

If you choose to disobey me, you will get a long and painful punishment that includes hot coal and leather whips.


sorry i aint into that kinda pain&pleasure thing
when your my age you never use alcohol wisely

[Chup]

Jebi se. http://www.soulsaver.hr/forums/html/emoticons/wub.gif

Maria...you inspire me with every SINGLE word you write... :p