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AllIn All It's Not So Bad
08-09-2009, 01:25 PM
pretty explanatory. post your disgusting secret and be prepared to be crucified by the board's members(it cant be that bad, or can it?)


an attempt to liven up the board so
post at your own risk

Rutegard
08-09-2009, 01:48 PM
i bullied kids at elementary school
(not the worst ive done tho)

Harleyquiiinn
08-09-2009, 01:58 PM
I cheated at an exam in Highschool by taking back my work to change some answers I knew were wrong in the teacher's bag and was litteraly caught the hand in the teacher's bag. I was expelled for 2 days and had a warning.
Not too much to pay but the teacher and principal knew that half of the class did it too... I was the only one too stupid to get caught :o

What about yours Allin All ?

ad8
08-09-2009, 02:05 PM
My sister recently caught me cuddling with my male friend.

I am really scared that she will tell my mom and I will be grounded.

My mom gave me lecture some time ago that I can't be with guys, and I am only suppose to touch girls. I understand that, which is why I was only cuddling, nothing else.

She thinks that I am gay, but I am not.

I don't know what to do. I am pretty much depressed that this will go to far and I won't be able to see my friends anymore.

My sister hasn't told my mom yet, but she will, and there is no way I can convince her not to tell. She and my mom are tight.

I am thinking about purposely getting caught by my mom or my sister making love to a girl so they will be convinced that I am not gay.

Or I am thinking about forgetting to put my girl on girl porn away and try and have them find it.

sorry I just couldn't resist

karina123chile
08-09-2009, 02:12 PM
pretty explanatory. post your disgusting secret and be prepared to be crucified by the board's members(it cant be that bad, or can it?)


an attempt to liven up the board so
post at your own risk

i steal alcohol in an supermarket when i was 14 :(
with my cousin. ..

asdasda

Rooster
08-09-2009, 02:18 PM
My sister recently caught me cuddling with my male friend.

I am really scared that she will tell my mom and I will be grounded.

My mom gave me lecture some time ago that I can't be with guys, and I am only suppose to touch girls. I understand that, which is why I was only cuddling, nothing else.

She thinks that I am gay, but I am not.

I don't know what to do. I am pretty much depressed that this will go to far and I won't be able to see my friends anymore.

My sister hasn't told my mom yet, but she will, and there is no way I can convince her not to tell. She and my mom are tight.

I am thinking about purposely getting caught by my mom or my sister making love to a girl so they will be convinced that I am not gay.

Or I am thinking about forgetting to put my girl on girl porn away and try and have them find it.

sorry I just couldn't resist

http://motivateurself.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/astronomically-epic-win.jpg

Seriously, this was more than epic.

KyleW
08-09-2009, 04:41 PM
I am thinking about purposely getting caught by my mom or my sister making love to a girl so they will be convinced that I am not gay.
sorry I just couldn't resist

Argh! I wish I had a girl to get caught with :p

I used to frame my brother for quite a few things. Nothing outside the house though, I wouldnt frame him for stealing or anything.

I accidentally stole something on 2 seperate occasions.

Skulldexter11
08-09-2009, 04:43 PM
Argh! I wish I had a girl to get caught with :p

I used to frame my brother for quite a few things. Nothing outside the house though, I wouldnt frame him for stealing or anything.

I accidentally stole something on 2 seperate occasions.

Right thats noted, thanks kyle! :p.

Lol TBH Ive framed him so it kinda balances out ^^,

wheelchairman
08-09-2009, 04:51 PM
I'm actually a brilliant computer hacker, formerly known as HeadAroundU.

Why do I do what I do? Spite motherfuckaaaaas

KyleW
08-09-2009, 04:57 PM
Right thats noted, thanks kyle! :p.

Lol TBH Ive framed him so it kinda balances out ^^,

Didnt realise it was you until I read like 3/4 of that post. Why are you stalking me on here anyway?

randman21
08-09-2009, 05:10 PM
I'm actually a brilliant computer hacker, formerly known as HeadAroundU.

Why do I do what I do? Spite motherfuckaaaaas

For about a year, I thought you were H1t_That.

Rooster
08-09-2009, 05:12 PM
I'm actually my own dad...

Skulldexter11
08-09-2009, 05:17 PM
Didnt realise it was you until I read like 3/4 of that post. Why are you stalking me on here anyway?

Lol no I caught the post by chance, Im really board you see :\

Lizardus
08-09-2009, 05:21 PM
Im really board you see :\
Surf board or skate board?

Skulldexter11
08-09-2009, 05:39 PM
Surf board or skate board?

Chalkboard :D

KHWHD
08-09-2009, 07:52 PM
I accidentally stole something on 2 seperate occasions.

I'm curious how one "accidentally" steals something twice? :confused:

mynamewastaken
08-09-2009, 08:02 PM
i eat the WHOLE watermellon.

Al Coholic
08-09-2009, 09:34 PM
My dirty secret:

I make lame jokes online. Usually they ride along with some kind of theme so i can be part of a group. Right now I'm thinking of posting something like "I masturbate" or "I cheated.......on a test once in middle school" cause like obviously that's not much of a dirty secret and that's the joke. Some guy somewhere in British Columbia or Paraguay will think it's mildly funny and if he says so, that'll make my day.

Lizardus
08-09-2009, 10:09 PM
My dirty secret:

I make lame jokes online. Usually they ride along with some kind of theme so i can be part of a group. Right now I'm thinking of posting something like "I masturbate" or "I cheated.......on a test once in middle school" cause like obviously that's not much of a dirty secret and that's the joke. Some guy somewhere in British Columbia or Paraguay will think it's mildly funny and if he says so, that'll make my day.

I drank your milkshake.

Greg-K's-PENIS
08-10-2009, 12:52 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikv7TI87io

holland25
08-10-2009, 01:06 AM
My sister recently caught me cuddling with my male friend.

I am really scared that she will tell my mom and I will be grounded.

My mom gave me lecture some time ago that I can't be with guys, and I am only suppose to touch girls. I understand that, which is why I was only cuddling, nothing else.

She thinks that I am gay, but I am not.

I don't know what to do. I am pretty much depressed that this will go to far and I won't be able to see my friends anymore.

My sister hasn't told my mom yet, but she will, and there is no way I can convince her not to tell. She and my mom are tight.

I am thinking about purposely getting caught by my mom or my sister making love to a girl so they will be convinced that I am not gay.

Or I am thinking about forgetting to put my girl on girl porn away and try and have them find it.

sorry I just couldn't resist

Oh yes, I miss Markus :D

Budzy
08-10-2009, 03:00 AM
My sister recently caught me cuddling with my male friend.

I am really scared that she will tell my mom and I will be grounded.

My mom gave me lecture some time ago that I can't be with guys, and I am only suppose to touch girls. I understand that, which is why I was only cuddling, nothing else.

She thinks that I am gay, but I am not.

I don't know what to do. I am pretty much depressed that this will go to far and I won't be able to see my friends anymore.

My sister hasn't told my mom yet, but she will, and there is no way I can convince her not to tell. She and my mom are tight.

I am thinking about purposely getting caught by my mom or my sister making love to a girl so they will be convinced that I am not gay.

Or I am thinking about forgetting to put my girl on girl porn away and try and have them find it.

sorry I just couldn't resist

LOL! Who was it that posted that again?

holland25
08-10-2009, 03:25 AM
His nickname was Markus.

http://offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=32470

randman21
08-10-2009, 04:05 AM
I'm curious how one "accidentally" steals something twice? :confused:
Trust me, it's easier than you think. For me, I have a tendency to put things in my pocket, sometimes without realizing. If I don't always make a conscious effort to not do that in stores and such, I may end up in big trouble one day.


i eat the WHOLE watermellon.

There is said to be a lot of nutrients in those rinds. Gobble up.

Paint_It_Black
08-10-2009, 07:24 AM
Oh yes, I miss Markus :D

LOL! Who was it that posted that again?

His nickname was Markus.

Other than ad8's post this was the highlight of the thread.

ad8, I'll cuddle you.

KyleW
08-10-2009, 07:44 AM
I'm curious how one "accidentally" steals something twice? :confused:


Trust me, it's easier than you think. For me, I have a tendency to put things in my pocket, sometimes without realizing. If I don't always make a conscious effort to not do that in stores and such, I may end up in big trouble one day.



Yeah, its really quite easy. On both occasions I intended to pay for the item but I got distracted, talking to friends etc, as I went around the store. About 20 minutes later Im still holding the item I intended to buy like 3 stores ago.

ad8
08-10-2009, 10:05 AM
Other than ad8's post this was the highlight of the thread.

ad8, I'll cuddle you.

The problem is that I have TWO sisters who could walk in on us, so we'd have to go to some other place... what about starbucks? I think about putting on my fall out boy clothes, cause that would be so punk! (oh, wait... that wasn't even Markus, that was That Punk Kid You Love, right? Anyway, those guys are fucking legends:D)

ninthz
08-10-2009, 12:33 PM
I was pretty sure ad8 was referencing Markus and it made me feel all fuzzy inside, because fuck those Wisconsin kids. Glad it was pointed out by Holland and PiB.

Oh, and I'm pretty transparent about why people should be disgusted with me.

Al Coholic
08-10-2009, 10:26 PM
Terrible avatars?

Lizardus
08-10-2009, 11:42 PM
I!

Drank!

Your!

Milk shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!

_Lost_
08-11-2009, 12:39 AM
Trust me, it's easier than you think. For me, I have a tendency to put things in my pocket, sometimes without realizing. If I don't always make a conscious effort to not do that in stores and such, I may end up in big trouble one day.

I've done this. I'm rather fond of those "How the fuck did this get in my pocket?" moments.

DexterHollandIsGod, I'm with you there. Haha. Recently I was at an Office Depot or something to get index cards and I got distracted looking at the digital cameras and wondering why people would buy a digital camera from Office Depot. Me and my sister left like ten minutes later and I got to the car before I realized I still had the index cards in my hand. *shrug* I don't think I even ended up needing them.

ninthz
08-11-2009, 12:46 AM
Terrible avatars?
I like you in general so I'll be nice about this: stop being obnoxious.

Budzy
08-11-2009, 03:14 AM
Other than ad8's post this was the highlight of the thread.

ad8, I'll cuddle you.

I assumed that 'Markus' was the guys actual name, and not his user name, which is why I asked that.

Al Coholic
08-11-2009, 09:16 PM
I like you in general so I'll be nice about this: stop being obnoxious.

Just messin around bro, no need to be so sensitive.