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Al Coholic
08-12-2009, 06:52 PM
Ever read something here and think, "man, this is fucking funny. More people should read and appreciate this." Well, here's an idea. If you see something really truely awesome here and feel it should be preserved somewhere as kind of a a bbs scrapbook(cept without the gay qualities scrapbooking has) post it here, and maybe after sometime this thread will be an awesome way to look back on shit that's happened and be like "oh yeah that happened, that's funny, lol".

dexter12296566
08-12-2009, 06:55 PM
So, what are we supposed to do?

KHWHD
08-12-2009, 06:59 PM
So, what are we supposed to do?

Pretty simple. Quote it, and put it in this thread.

XYlophonetreeZ
08-12-2009, 07:57 PM
I was about to say there was already a BBS greatest hits thread somewhere, but then I remembered that was actually the BBS greatest pwns. Come to think of it though, those two lists should be almost identical.

nieh
08-12-2009, 07:58 PM
I think you're right that there already was something like this, but I have a feeling that nowadays it won't turn out as good as it did at the time.

Paint_It_Black
08-13-2009, 12:54 AM
There definitely was something just like this. Someone find it. That would be fun to read again.

Harleyquiiinn
08-13-2009, 02:08 AM
I was sure I read "germs"...

RickyCrack
08-13-2009, 04:03 AM
cool story bros. i met this girlie at a bar that i graduated with kinda, but kinda not cuz she had a kid. but we've been hanging out, and i told her all about the horse fucking thread, i think i ruined any chance with that.

i'm pretty cool.

Paint_It_Black
08-13-2009, 04:18 AM
Once you tell a girl you're interested in horse fucking there's really no way the situation can end well. Even if she's ok with it. Especially if she's ok with it. It's only ok to be ok with it if you're us.

RickyCrack
08-13-2009, 04:22 AM
we have a date lined up next weekend when her kid spends the weekend at her daddies. so i think i'll spend the rest of my interesting tidbits as far away from horse fucking as possible, no matter how interesting it is.

Paint_It_Black
08-13-2009, 04:27 AM
Oh yeah, I forgot you said she has a kid. In that case you can tell her anything. If she told you a fucking entire human being came out of her vagina and you're cool with that then she needs to cut you some horse fucking slack.

RickyCrack
08-13-2009, 04:30 AM
i want to be your friend

Superdope
08-13-2009, 02:32 PM
From the back end of the crypt: http://offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17488&highlight=greatest

I had forgotten how funny that thread was.

jacknife737
08-13-2009, 02:58 PM
From the back end of the crypt: http://offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17488&highlight=greatest

I had forgotten how funny that thread was.

Thank you for this; i had forgotten about a bunch of these.

It kind of makes me miss Sin Studly.

Al Coholic
08-13-2009, 07:43 PM
From the back end of the crypt: http://offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17488&highlight=greatest

I had forgotten how funny that thread was.

Ok, awesome. Exactly why I made this thread. This type of shit.

Llamas
08-13-2009, 09:17 PM
Oh god, one for this thread is definitely preo. The end of this post is the best part.


Preocupado, you're not making any sense with the majority of your points.

What are you trying to achieve here? I always thought you were a decent poster, but this is really sad. Not that you paid for sex, but that you keep continuing this argument when everyone but you can see you lost it a long time ago.

And when I say you lost it, I really mean you lost it. Ninth wins by default because you make no damn sense to anyone.

Please do yourself a favour and stop. Tell yourself you won if you want, but just stop for your own good. Stop before this becomes a self-pwn that will be remembered for all time.

JohnnyNemesis
08-13-2009, 09:56 PM
http://i31.tinypic.com/27y74tj.jpg

Llamas
08-14-2009, 01:16 AM
I do no t know what that is from but I leik :D ^5 nd i am drunkz

wheelchairman
08-14-2009, 11:52 AM
hehe PIB spells flavor with a 'u', because he's a slimey prince limey.

Paint_It_Black
08-15-2009, 09:20 AM
hehe PIB spells flavor with a 'u', because he's a slimey prince limey.

wut u sayin mate i talk all fancy lyke cuz im a brit or sumfin!!!!?


i want to be your friend

I have an opening for a minion. There's advancement potential.

nieh
08-15-2009, 10:05 AM
It makes me sad that the thread where he showed that TPKYL was lying about everything no longer exists.

Also, this (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15659) is still awesome.

Free?
08-15-2009, 01:17 PM
Ahh, we all had our golden moments... :)
..paa-raa-meee-diiics...

Llamas
08-15-2009, 01:21 PM
omg I never saw that thread before... that's hilarious! I can't believe that was good ol' Thibault. <3

nieh
08-15-2009, 02:08 PM
True indeed. The fact that even punkangel fell for it lowers my faith in humanity a bit.

lulz 4 u!

Jebus
08-15-2009, 02:14 PM
Orange, you're a pathetic moron, nothing you say has ever been funny, nor will it ever be funny.
Orange not funny? *head splode*

Llamas
08-15-2009, 02:28 PM
Major lawlz @ nieh's quote from JN.

0r4ng3
08-15-2009, 02:34 PM
Orange not funny? *head splode*
To be fair I had only been around for like three months at the time.

Also, I stole this link from another thread lololol (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20859).

JohnnyNemesis
08-15-2009, 02:58 PM
lulz 4 u!

I also noticed this when I read through the thread and I lol'd so hardcore! I didn't think anyone else would pick up on it though!

I'm glad I grew the fuck up in the last few years :D

Superdope
08-15-2009, 03:00 PM
You all stole this from Dain :mad:

JohnnyNemesis
08-15-2009, 03:02 PM
^Mega-win^

Llamas
08-15-2009, 03:18 PM
I concur.

I never knew the whole story behind "daining" stuff... I'd only seen a few smaller things on occasion. This thread is priceless.

randman21
08-15-2009, 06:06 PM
I've never had as many luls as when I looked through all of Paptown's posts just now. And from the thread where he revealed his identity, I thought this was cute:


You're all fucking idiots.


:rolleyes: Yet you did the same.


I did the same... what?


Depends on why you think we're idiots.

I wasn't around for ruroken, but I'm betting his entire existence is summed up by this exchange. BBS history is rich.

Andy
08-15-2009, 07:38 PM
Is this what the board's come to? The BBS recession has taken such a grip of us all that we've had to resort to a Greatest Hits thread? Anyway...


You all stole this from Dain :mad:

Hahahahaha, good call.

I can't remember the full details, but my favourite quote came from some wrist-shreddingly emo story some kid told about being in love with this girl and blahblahmehblah. This was in the Good Ol' Days when Sin Studly was prowling the boards and on good form. His response to the story was something along the lines of:


Go fuck in a park, you dickless fairly

RickyCrack
08-15-2009, 11:18 PM
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=25208

this is probably my favorite thread of all time. It's a simple story that starts about fighting, sissy kicking, yoga fire, nigger dicks, and cyber sex. pro tip, skip to about page 4

edit: also nothing has ever made me laugh harder
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/AmonGoth/mohammad5.jpg

miss u justin<3

Paint_It_Black
08-16-2009, 01:17 AM
miss u justin<3

If I ever get a tatoo, that's it.

Also: Dexter Holland = Not a country.

Al Coholic
01-29-2010, 09:41 AM
Ospringfan is not Renato. A quick search of Renato's posts confirmed that for me pretty quickly. Try it yourself. Just remember to click the "also search in child forums" box.
...................

Llamas
01-29-2010, 09:54 AM
...................

Shit. I totally believed it. Why was this thread bumped for that?

DMelges
01-29-2010, 10:27 AM
Now this, my friends, is a true gem. Especially the "I have facebook! Fuck you guys!" part.


Why are you doing this to me I am cassidy. I fucking give good bye. maybe i will come back on sometime. i need to think about. You guys fuckin suck! I dont need to be interogated like a criminal and i dont need to be teased and bothered everywhere. Fuck You fuckers. I hate you all(that participate in this fucking nonsense by saying i am an alt) I dont need this shit. I have facebook! Fuck you guys!
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/1737/fuckyou222.jpg (http://img293.imageshack.us/i/fuckyou222.jpg/)

http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/1118/fyouinternet8835915hv5.jpg (http://img381.imageshack.us/i/fyouinternet8835915hv5.jpg/)

FUCK YOU GUYS! YOU ALL FUCKING SUCK! TO ALL WHO BELIEVE THIS FUCKING SHIT!

JohnnyNemesis
01-29-2010, 06:12 PM
Win = every post by Paint_It_Black, Mota Boy, or OOPS.

Al Coholic
01-29-2010, 10:58 PM
;1388488']These Canadian douche bags can suck my dick. I Hate them. They say you look better with something in your mouth, but the only things these faggots look good with in their mouth is a gun to kill themselves for making such shitty music. Fuck you Nickelback, you screwed up the spiderman soundtrack! That's what it's all aboot!!!:D:D

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat!:D
From the thread: Nickelback Sucks Thread!!!

That's right. Fuck Nickelback, go Blink 182!!!

Paint_It_Black
01-30-2010, 01:37 AM
Now this, my friends, is a true gem. Especially the "I have facebook! Fuck you guys!" part.

I loved that too. But mostly because it feels like exactly what I would do if dexternumbers was my alt. Basically everything she posts right now feels like a clever admission of guilt to me.

Sure I'm not entirely convinced it's an alt, but that just makes it even more entertaining.