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Xtrem_Juggernaut
08-13-2009, 10:20 AM
Hi,

I live in Germany, and here, we have a genuine passion for stuffed vagina. It s like stuffed animals, but for adults. And you can do things with it. It exists in every shape, colours and texture, and some people collect them.

Do you have some in America?

When I was younger, I collected pokemon cards. Now that I have grown up, I am collecting stuffed vaginas, and I wish to be the greatest stuffed vagina trainer.

Let's catch them all!

By the way, it s a great forum, thanx for your existence.

Harleyquiiinn
08-13-2009, 10:23 AM
hey Xtrem, welcome here !

We have some stuffed vaginas here. I know that because a friend of mine just purchased one and told me how cool it was... I heard there were some made from real porn actress too.

I was collecting Pokemons too but unfortunately, I am not sure of what I could do with stuffed vaginas... :(

JohnnyNemesis
08-13-2009, 10:23 AM
I'm going to start posting a lot more often now.

Superdope
08-13-2009, 10:31 AM
I would say something, but I can't for the life of me figure out what it should be.

ad8
08-13-2009, 10:32 AM
Did he just say "in Germany"?

Lizardus
08-13-2009, 10:32 AM
hey Xtrem, welcome here !

We have some stuffed vaginas here. I know that because a friend of mine just purchased one and told me how cool it was... I heard there were some made from real porn actress too.

I was collecting Pokemons too but unfortunately, I am not sure of what I could do with stuffed vaginas... :(

I don't know about stuffed vags, but there are a lot of cunts.

Rooster
08-13-2009, 10:48 AM
After reading this thread i realised how empty my life is...

EDIT: best thread title award?

Outerspaceman21
08-13-2009, 10:51 AM
...okay... to each his own, I guess...

wheelchairman
08-13-2009, 10:57 AM
Not enough mockery in this thread.

You weirdo. You have a weird collection. Be more ashamed. PEINLICH!

coke_a_holic
08-13-2009, 11:00 AM
Not enough mockery in this thread.

You weirdo. You have a weird collection. Be more ashamed. PEINLICH!

I just don't wanna fuck with the Xtrem Juggernaut...

I mean, he's got a stuffed vagina collection. Holy shit.

Xtrem_Juggernaut
08-13-2009, 11:04 AM
Yeah, but they are still so many of them to catch.

as I answered my shrink lately, my favorite is green with soft spikes.

Dont forget the lube, sometimes, it can hurt a bit.

I have a friend who confused lube with glue.

lol. A shame I dont have pictures of him when he was going to the hospital with a blue hairy vagina stuck all around his penis. That was hilarious.

So fellows, how would you describe your favorite stuffed vaginas?

coke_a_holic
08-13-2009, 11:05 AM
Big an sensitive.

randman21
08-13-2009, 01:02 PM
Fuck, all I can think about is the Big Muff Pi now.



EDIT: best thread title award?

The thread title is decent, but "let's catch them all" did it for me.

Rooster
08-13-2009, 01:20 PM
This thread is freaking great! :D

Harleyquiiinn
08-13-2009, 01:24 PM
well, Xtrem_Juggernaut, you gave quite an impression.

My friend's stuffed vagina is red with yellow spots on it. He calls it Dorothy.

By the way, I'd like some pictures please.

jacknife737
08-13-2009, 01:47 PM
I just don't wanna fuck with the Xtrem Juggernaut...

I mean, he's got a stuffed vagina collection. Holy shit.

Seriously, a guy like that doesn't fuck around.

Rooster
08-13-2009, 01:55 PM
Seriously, a guy like that doesn't fuck around.

No pun intended, right?

IamSam
08-13-2009, 02:08 PM
my favorite is green with soft spikes.

Well my day just got significantly better.

Harleyquiiinn
08-13-2009, 02:13 PM
Well my day just got significantly better.

1) Did you realize that you didn't collect stuffed vaginas because you didn't need too ?
2) Did you realize that you weren't the only one who collected Pokemons ?
3) Did you realize that you weren't the only one collecting stuffed vaginas ?
4) Did you realize that life was suddenly full of possibilities if things like green with soft spikes stuffed vaginas exist ?

Sheck0
08-13-2009, 02:41 PM
I wouldn't want to fuck with a stuffed vagina collection. That shit can fuck you up.

Rooster
08-13-2009, 02:56 PM
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn porn!

jacknife737
08-13-2009, 03:13 PM
I wouldn't want to fuck with a stuffed vagina collection. That shit can fuck you up.

Don't knock it, until you've tried it.

Omni
08-13-2009, 03:39 PM
My friend's stuffed vagina is red with yellow spots on it.

Sounds like he got the limited Syphilis edition.

T-6005
08-13-2009, 04:22 PM
I wish it had been "My stuffed vagina and I" just for a nice phallic reference.

_Lost_
08-13-2009, 08:10 PM
There will just always have to be those things that I wish I never knew existed I suppose...

Al Coholic
08-13-2009, 09:02 PM
I think sex is right up there with food in that anything to do with it that's marketable exists.

Lizardus
08-13-2009, 10:11 PM
big an sensitive fluffy penis

things to stuff in your, you like fish sticks ?
I'm amused at how those particular tags are next to each other.

Harleyquiiinn
08-14-2009, 01:21 AM
Xtrem_Juggernaut> Would you mind sending me your autograph on a naked picture of you in front of your collection ?

pleaaaaase :o

coke_a_holic
08-14-2009, 01:28 AM
How much does you pile of stuffed vaginas weight?

Budzy
08-14-2009, 02:53 AM
Gotta catch 'em all!
Good to have a collection of something, I was going to collect stuffed vaginas once but it's too expensive for me.
I settled with in-grown toe nails.

Jules69
08-14-2009, 12:09 PM
Not heard of stuffed/plush, but have seen inflatable penis's sold!:eek:

RageAndLov
08-14-2009, 12:27 PM
Are a stuffed vagina and fleshlight the same?

findout5
08-15-2009, 04:12 AM
I just had to read this thread! LOL Great title!

Xtrem_Juggernaut
08-15-2009, 06:41 AM
Ok, I had numerous queries about how does a stuffed vaginas look like.

Here's the answer in picture.

It s the average model, available quite everywhere. Mines are better, but they are exceptional stuffed vaginas.

Give me your impressions.

NSFW http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2456/3756850699_cc38389a71.jpg

Harleyquiiinn
08-15-2009, 06:43 AM
It makes me think of the Flinstones... or Karl Marx
Either way, I feel... weird about having a thing that looks like that as a part of my body now...
:(

(but I... I kinda want to cuddle it...)

Harleyquiiinn
08-15-2009, 06:50 AM
Oh my god !

http://jordanhoffman.com/wp-content/uploads/a_1226bert-hand-puppet.jpg

Superdope
08-15-2009, 06:53 AM
looks like Bert got fat and let his hair grow.

Paint_It_Black
08-15-2009, 08:42 AM
It starts with merely collecting the stuffed vaginas. It ends with incinerating them.

Free?
08-15-2009, 09:22 AM
Ok, I had numerous queries about how does a stuffed vaginas look like.

Here's the answer in picture.

It s the average model, available quite everywhere. Mines are better, but they are exceptional stuffed vaginas.

Give me your impressions.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2456/3756850699_cc38389a71.jpg

The Eye of Sauron. Because all vaginas look like it.

Lizardus
08-15-2009, 09:25 AM
Oh my god !

http://jordanhoffman.com/wp-content/uploads/a_1226bert-hand-puppet.jpg

That's actually an asshole.

Xtrem_Juggernaut
08-15-2009, 11:10 AM
It starts with merely collecting the stuffed vaginas. It ends with incinerating them.

actually, you cant do anything with incinerated stuffed vags, not even soap.

Free?
08-15-2009, 12:14 PM
actually, you cant do anything with incinerated stuffed vags, not even soap.

You can throw them at walking people while driving a car.

Xtrem_Juggernaut
08-15-2009, 12:42 PM
You can throw them at walking people while driving a car.

yeah, but I am quite sure my penis can make a better use of them than throwing incinirated stuffed vaginas on cars...

Jebus
01-27-2014, 04:05 PM
This was an awesome thread.

Mega Man
01-27-2014, 04:54 PM
... I think I'll stick with Pokémon

For Real
02-16-2014, 06:33 PM
Ok, I had numerous queries about how does a stuffed vaginas look like.

Here's the answer in picture.

It s the average model, available quite everywhere. Mines are better, but they are exceptional stuffed vaginas.

Give me your impressions.

NSFW http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2456/3756850699_cc38389a71.jpg

OMG, Dat's sooooooooo funny! I logged in for the 1st time in a looooong time just 'cause this made me laugh soooo hard! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

thanks, i needed dat!