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Americana
01-22-2005, 05:55 PM
Idiot of America, Jack the Tripper, Administrator3, I don't know either, I'm tired of you, Lesbian, Tripboy impersanators, and Natural Disease. That's everyone who's Americana

I don't know
01-22-2005, 05:56 PM
are u serious? I didn't know that, hehehehe :D

GBH2
01-22-2005, 05:56 PM
wtf??? no wonder. i hate all those people. they are all extremely immature. just like you. fucker.

Americana
01-22-2005, 05:56 PM
I'm the real Americana yes I'm the real Americana will the real Americana please stand up please stand up. I'm tired of standing. Can I sit now?

Americana
01-22-2005, 05:57 PM
I bet you didn't know ALL of them peole were me, did you. Yep, even Tripboy is me.

original_psycho
01-22-2005, 05:58 PM
Erm... Satan rules!

GBH2
01-22-2005, 05:58 PM
tripboy is not you. he is far too intelligent.

Tired_Of_You
01-22-2005, 05:59 PM
TripBoy is not him. He's been on the board for years.

I don't know
01-22-2005, 05:59 PM
tripboy is not you. he is far too intelligent.
hehehe, now u humilliated him, hehehehehe

GBH2
01-22-2005, 05:59 PM
hehehe, now u humilliated him, hehehehehe
oh shut the fuck up.

Americana
01-22-2005, 06:00 PM
tripboy is not you. he is far too intelligent.
How do you know I didn't just pretend to be untillegegent with me udder nAmes...
see how I, Americana, can pretend to have mental disabilities with the self?

I don't know
01-22-2005, 06:01 PM
oh shut the fuck up.

ok.............

GBH2
01-22-2005, 06:01 PM
How do you know I didn't just pretend to be untillegegent with me udder nAmes...
see how I, Americana, can pretend to have mental disabilities with the self?
because i have esp. and you're 9.

GBH2
01-22-2005, 06:02 PM
ok.............
sorry, i guess i was a little harsh... i found your statement to be very annoying.

Americana
01-22-2005, 06:02 PM
because i have esp. and you're 9.
I'm not fucking 9 years old.

Tired_Of_You
01-22-2005, 06:03 PM
TripBoy knows how to spell.

I don't know
01-22-2005, 06:04 PM
sorry, i guess i was a little harsh... i found your statement to be very annoying.
that's ok. sorry for that post, hehehe.

Americana
01-22-2005, 06:04 PM
ok, I'm not Tripboy but I am a few Tripboy impersanators. Not all of them.

Americana
01-22-2005, 06:06 PM
TripBoy is not him. He's been on the board for years.
I thought this board's only been up since October. Before that it was just a chatroom when I was at Offspring.com

original_psycho
01-22-2005, 06:10 PM
I just want an erection so I can give it to my mum...

GBH2
01-22-2005, 06:11 PM
ahhh... shipboy was the only impersonater i laughed at.

Tired_Of_You
01-22-2005, 06:11 PM
To Americana - I'm on this board since 2002 when it was the red and white one. ( the red and white was there since 2000 and there was another board before that one too). Then near the release of Splinter, Web_Dude changed the board and it "worked" until May 2004. 5 months after, the website changed, there was this bbs and Web Dude was gone.

Americana
01-22-2005, 06:12 PM
Some of the TripBoy impersonaters aren't you. Like ShipBoy.
I didn't say ALL of them were. I just said SOME of them were

Idiot of America
01-22-2005, 06:14 PM
All of us Americanas must report here! ahahahahahhaa! I'm here

I don't know
01-22-2005, 06:15 PM
how many accounts do u have right now americana?

I don't know
01-22-2005, 06:17 PM
OMG i'm not reading that, hehehe

non-original psyco
01-22-2005, 06:19 PM
I'm an Americana impersanator? That's not what my name says.

I don't know
01-22-2005, 06:19 PM
aren't you tired of log in everytime with a different name?

I don't know
01-22-2005, 06:21 PM
I don't even know who i'm impersanating.
:D :) :D :)

Lesbian
01-22-2005, 06:27 PM
Sorry I'm late, the other Americana forgot how to spell her name and now she just isn't going to be sighned in anymore

Americana
01-22-2005, 06:28 PM
OK, all the Americana that were able to make it are here

I don't know
01-22-2005, 06:30 PM
are u annoying too?

Americana
01-22-2005, 06:33 PM
Only one of us Americanas should be posting. Which one of us should it be:
Me (the original Americana)
Idiot of America
Jack the Tripper
I don't know either
non-psycho (wrongly spelled version)
Natural Disaster
Lesbian
Administrator3

which one should do the posting?

I don't know
01-22-2005, 06:36 PM
you choose, u will annoy everyone anyway, hehehehehe

Americana
01-22-2005, 06:44 PM
The person that will be the new Americana for posting is...

Jack the Tripper!

I don't know
01-22-2005, 06:46 PM
The person that will be the new Americana for posting is...

Jack the Tripper!
I hope that u never change your name anymore. Hope that it's forever

Jack the Tripper
01-22-2005, 06:47 PM
Atleast until the next americana gathering next year

Fly White Guy
01-22-2005, 06:48 PM
Idiot of America, Jack the Tripper, Administrator3, I don't know either, I'm tired of you, Lesbian, Tripboy impersanators, and Natural Disease. That's everyone who's Americana

Didn't you say you were going to stop posting in the "I'm finally leaving" thread?

I don't know
01-22-2005, 06:48 PM
Atleast until the next americana gathering next year

I'm sure you're not gonna take till there

I don't know
01-22-2005, 06:49 PM
Didn't you say you were going to stop posting in the "I'm finally leaving" thread?
he's a lier, he's trying to clean his reputation(but he's not getting that), hehehe

GBH2
01-22-2005, 06:52 PM
he's a lier, he's trying to clean his reputation(but he's not getting that), hehehe
i have all him and all of his imposters on my ignore list

SkunkIt
01-22-2005, 06:55 PM
are u serious? I didn't know that, hehehehe :D

I've never seen you before, so hi! :D

I don't know
01-22-2005, 06:55 PM
i have all him and all of his imposters on my ignore list
that's the right thing to do

I don't know
01-22-2005, 06:56 PM
I've never seen you before, so hi! :D
hi :D :D, I'm so happy that you give me hi, hehehehe(I'm not kidding)

I don't know
01-22-2005, 07:02 PM
poor guy, hehehehehehe

original_psycho
01-22-2005, 07:02 PM
I'm really Americana! You all suck! I am THE Americana! I was him all along! Ha! You got served! *sticks out tongue*

Jack the Tripper
01-22-2005, 07:03 PM
shh.. don't tell them

I don't know
01-22-2005, 07:03 PM
I think that americana is driving everybody crazy

Tired_Of_You
01-22-2005, 07:04 PM
I'm really Americana! You all suck! I am THE Americana! I was him all along! Ha! You got served! *sticks out tongue*
No! It's me!

original_psycho
01-22-2005, 07:05 PM
shh.. don't tell them
Why?! I hate the right to tell them! You're just a sucky impersonator!
And if you don't like it, that I guess that you can suck my tiny little balls!

I don't know
01-22-2005, 07:05 PM
I'm sorry to tell you guys but it's me the real americana, hehehehe

original_psycho
01-22-2005, 07:06 PM
No! It's me!
You suck! I know who I am, and I'm Americana! And if you don't like it, that I guess that you can suck my tiny little balls!

original_psycho
01-22-2005, 07:06 PM
I'm sorry to tell you guys but it's me the real americana, hehehehe
You suck! I know who I am, and I'm Americana! And if you don't like it, that I guess that you can suck my tiny little balls!

I don't know
01-22-2005, 07:07 PM
OMG, i've become a senior member, I'm so happy, hehehehe

Tired_Of_You
01-22-2005, 07:07 PM
It's my balls too and I can't reach them =(

I don't know
01-22-2005, 07:07 PM
OMG, i've become a senior member, I'm so happy, hehehehe
Ok, don't need to tell me that this post sucks

I don't know
01-22-2005, 07:08 PM
It's my balls too and I can't reach them =(
hhehehehehe :D

original_psycho
01-22-2005, 07:11 PM
It's my balls too and I can't reach them =(
I can! I can! Watch... See I licked my balls! I licked my goddamn balls! Go me, go me!

original_psycho
01-22-2005, 07:12 PM
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Americana please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Americana please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Americana
[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
"Americana, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [*SLURP*]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

[Chorus: Americana (repeat 2X)]

I'm Americana, yes I'm the real Americana
All you other Americanas are just imitating
So won't the real Americana please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

[Eminem]
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Americana, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Americana VD [*AHHH!*]
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you [*bzzzt*]
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

[Chorus]

[Americana]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is an Americana lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Americana please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

[Chorus 2X]

[Americana]
Ha ha
Guess there's an Americana in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up

I'm sick of standing. Can I sit now?


Dude, Eminem rules! Just don't diss his music like that! That's a real no-no!

original_psycho
01-22-2005, 07:16 PM
I like Offspring better. That's why I'm here instead.
I used to like Eminem better, but, as you can see, now I don't think like that... I still love him, though!

I don't know
01-22-2005, 07:16 PM
wow, I posted more today then ever. Hell, I've been doing this all day and I'm stiill not done.
me too, today I turned a senior member(yesterday I was a junior member, hhehehe)

I don't know
01-22-2005, 07:17 PM
eminem it's good, but offspring it's much more

original_psycho
01-22-2005, 07:18 PM
It's my balls too and I can't reach them =(
I can! I can! Watch... See I licked my balls! I licked my goddamn balls! Go me, go me!

No comments on that?

Tired_Of_You
01-22-2005, 07:23 PM
I didn't see it.

You must be one of those weird persons who are able to reach those places...you know...you're sick =p

I don't know
01-22-2005, 07:26 PM
I didn't see it.

You must be one of those weird persons who are able to reach those places...you know...you're sick =p

He took off his ribs like Marilyn Manson to do that

original_psycho
01-22-2005, 07:28 PM
Yes, I did that! How did you know? Are you spying on me or something?

I don't know
01-22-2005, 07:29 PM
Yes, I did that! How did you know? Are you spying on me or something?
Yeah, I'm spying you, hehehehehe :D

I don't know
01-22-2005, 07:32 PM
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Americana please shut up?
I repeat, will the real Americana please shut up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a young person before
Hands all on the keyboard like Tripboy, like Original Psycho just sighned into the website and started kissing his ass more than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Unnatural Disaster said... nothing you idiots!
Unnatural disaster's dead, she's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Americana
[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
"Americana, I'm sick of him
Look at him, lookin' around saying you-know-what
swearing at you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so dumb though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your own bedroom
Sometimes, I wanna get on Offspring.com and just post shit, but can't
but it's cool for I don't know to not know
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they read my threads
I'm not on their ignore list am I?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [*SLURP*]
But if we can post goddam bullshit
then there's no reason that a I can't post pointless topics
[*BORING!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

[Chorus: Americana (repeat 2X)]

I'm Americana, yes I'm the real Americana
All you other Americanas are just imitating
So won't the real Americana please shut up,
please stand up, please shut up?

[Eminem]
Camilamazed don't gotta cuss in his posts to get people to read them;
well I do, so fuck her and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about an insult?
Half of you members can't even hurt me, let alone stand me
"But Americana, what if you stop posting, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me out of here?
So you can, sit me here next to these stupid queers?
Shit, Tired of You better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to ACGC and Administrator
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on Three's company
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's about to die, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Americana VD [*AHHH!*]
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you [*bzzzt*]
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
who post like me; post pointless topics and repeat questions like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite pie!

[Chorus]

[Americana]
I'm like a son of a bitch to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the computer and type it
and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you people out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the General Chat home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is an Americana lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Americana please shut up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

[Chorus 2X]

[Americana]
Ha ha
Guess there's an Americana in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up

I'm sick of standing. Can I sit now?
you got a lot of time to waste, don't you?

original_psycho
01-22-2005, 07:33 PM
You suck! Leave Eminem out of this!

Jack the Tripper
01-22-2005, 07:35 PM
Isn't my remake of Eminem's song funny though

I don't know
01-22-2005, 07:35 PM
isn't that obvious
yeah it's, I can't say nothing about that 'cause I'm on holiday, and I really got nothing to do

Jack the Tripper
01-22-2005, 07:39 PM
You know it‘s kind of hard
Just to stay awake today
I may post stupis threads
But You are fucking gay
You do not have a clue
And you do not have style
Where everything I lack
I make up in denial

So don‘t be gay, a player straight
You know this is bullshit anyway
I'm gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you are gay, for you are gay
So if you don‘t die, I'll hit you with a pie
At least you‘ll know you can always go to your mommy and cry
The world needs stupid n00bs
So do that brand new thing

He needs some cool tunes
Not just any will suffice
But they didn‘t have Ice Cube
So he bought Vanilla Ice
Now cruising in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass
But if he looks twice
They‘re gonna kick his lily ass

Now he‘s getting a tattoo
He‘s gettin‘ ink done
He asked for a ‘13‘, but they drew a ‘31‘
Friends say he‘s trying too hard
And he‘s not quite hip
But in his own mind
He‘s the dopest trip

So don‘t debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn‘t get it anyway
He‘s gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don‘t rate, just overcompensate
At least you‘ll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabe‘s
The world loves wannabe‘s
So let‘s get some more wannabe‘s
And do that brand new thing

I don't know
01-22-2005, 07:42 PM
This one was cool

I don't know
01-22-2005, 07:42 PM
make one for me too, hehehehehe, u got a lot of time

Jack the Tripper
01-22-2005, 07:43 PM
what song do you want me to remake?

Jack the Tripper
01-22-2005, 07:45 PM
I don't have much time anymore, in 15 minutes I'm gonna watch a tv show (It's the one with Jack the Tripper in it) called Three's Company. If you ever heard "Mota" you've heard of Three's Company

I don't know
01-22-2005, 07:45 PM
u can choose, but an offspring song('cause this is general offspring discussion, hehehehe)

I don't know
01-22-2005, 07:46 PM
I don't have much time anymore, in 15 minutes I'm gonna watch a tv show (It's the one with Jack the Tripper in it) called Three's Company. If you ever heard "Mota" you've heard of Three's Company
don't know this tv show, but it looks good(just for having "Mota", hehehehe)

I don't know
01-22-2005, 07:57 PM
was it for me?

I don't know
01-22-2005, 07:58 PM
yeah, you can be reamker of songs, u would earn money with that

I don't know
01-22-2005, 08:01 PM
yeah you got a future in that. What about the song that I ordered?

SkunkIt
01-22-2005, 08:11 PM
This one is from Spare me the Details. I wrote this one in dedication to a fucking stuck-up slut bitch I know


My girlfriend, my dumb donut
Went out to a party just the other night
I went home an hour later, after seven shots of Jager
And she was in my kitchen fucking some other guy

And I don‘t really want to know
you stupid fucking whore
And I really don‘t want to hear
About My drinking too much beer

All of your acting like a hoe
Makes me wanna kill you ya know
Girl you make me hurl
Girl you make me hurl

Now I can understand
When someone wants to help me
Think they‘re gonna help me open up my eyes
But after seeing that bullshit
With my own damn eyes
I think I'm better off screwing other guys

All of your acting like a slut
Makes me wanna knock a hammer through your gut
Girl you make me hurl
Girl you make me hurl

Now I don‘t need to hear
About the sounds they were making
And I don‘t need to hear
About how Walls were all shaking
Or how long they were taking

Now lying in bed, wallowing in sorrow
Missing the tomorrow that we could have had
Running through my head, over and over
Not yet killing her just make me sad

And it drives me insane
Sitting with the vision
Stuck with that image burned into my brain
And I feel so dumb
That I could ever trust her
While someone else fucked her
Then walked away

All your acting like a bitch
Makes me wanna roll you in a ditch
Girl you make me hurl
Girl you make me hurl


Rip off song.

original_psycho
01-22-2005, 08:14 PM
Suck my pie...

Jack the Tripper
01-22-2005, 08:15 PM
yeah you got a future in that. What about the song that I ordered?
Just consider seeing the lyrics to a song that won't come out for another 5 years your order

I don't know
01-22-2005, 08:16 PM
Just consider seeing the lyrics to a song that won't come out for another 5 years your order

ah.....ok, didn't urderstand, hehehehhehe

Camilamazed
01-22-2005, 08:16 PM
I don't lnow all Americanas. The only thing I klnow is that a guy ,who thinks I'm boring added me in his msn list??????

I junst wonder why :confused:

Camilamazed
01-22-2005, 08:24 PM
you finally came?
I know who you are .yay :D :D

I don't know
01-22-2005, 08:33 PM
come on post them here, nobody is gonna steal them.

I don't know
01-22-2005, 08:34 PM
Your songs remakes makes me laugh

I don't know
01-22-2005, 08:43 PM
post them here, hehehehe :D

Ken Jennings
01-22-2005, 08:45 PM
Please post them so I can steal them.

I don't know
01-22-2005, 08:47 PM
steal and release as soon as possible, hehehhe

Jack the Tripper
01-23-2005, 10:30 AM
If I post too many of them and they all get stolen that wouldn't be good. I posted enough of them.

Jack the Tripper
01-23-2005, 10:31 AM
The administrator's online now.

I don't know
01-23-2005, 10:31 AM
ok, then u can release later and become famous

Jack the Tripper
01-23-2005, 10:32 AM
exactly. Same with all the movies I came up with in my head.

I don't know
01-23-2005, 10:36 AM
U want to remake some movies too?

Jack the Tripper
01-23-2005, 10:37 AM
not remake movies. For movies I can come up with new ideas.

I don't know
01-23-2005, 10:39 AM
:confused:

I don't know
01-23-2005, 10:50 AM
do u want to make movies?

Jack the Tripper
01-23-2005, 10:53 AM
yeah. I'm not planning to sing any music. I'm just going to write some for money.

I don't know
01-23-2005, 10:54 AM
now I understand your plans, hehehe

Jack the Tripper
01-23-2005, 10:55 AM
Ya know what's weird. I was checking the forum in rating order and this thread is rated the highest for general offspring discussion, and it was originally just a joke thread.

I don't know
01-23-2005, 10:58 AM
yeah that's true, and in this thread we're just kidding with everything, there's nothing serious here(I think that's why because that happens)

Jack the Tripper
01-23-2005, 11:02 AM
Well I only voted 5 stars with 1 username so someone else must've voted

I don't know
01-23-2005, 11:04 AM
I didn't vote(where did u vote?)

Jack the Tripper
01-23-2005, 11:04 AM
This is also close to having the most replies. It's on the first page for replies.

I don't know
01-23-2005, 11:05 AM
Oh good, this thread became famous, hehehehe :D

I don't know
01-23-2005, 11:05 AM
I didn't vote(where did u vote?)
I find out where is to vote, but I won't vote

Jack the Tripper
01-23-2005, 11:06 AM
This thread is famous for it's ratings, replies, and idiocy

Jack the Tripper
01-23-2005, 11:06 AM
I find out where is to vote, but I won't vote
There should be a "rating" option when you're in the thread.

I don't know
01-23-2005, 11:06 AM
This thread is famous for it's ratings, replies, and idiocy
Specially in idiocy, hehehe

I don't know
01-23-2005, 11:08 AM
This thread got 6 votes, if u just voted once another 5 people voted, hehehe

Jack the Tripper
01-23-2005, 11:10 AM
This thread got 6 votes
I just sighned in and out voting more. This thread got a 5-star vote from me as:
Americana
Jack the Tripper
non-original psycho
I don't know either
Lesbian
Administrator3

I don't know
01-23-2005, 11:12 AM
then it was u, nobody has voted besides u(I voted now)

Noodles is gay
01-23-2005, 11:44 AM
wtf??? no wonder. i hate all those people. they are all extremely immature. just like you. fucker.

Yeah, just like your average American! Who says stereotypes are worthless! :D

Jack the Tripper
01-23-2005, 01:56 PM
Yeah, just like your average American! Who says stereotypes are worthless! :D
don't be mad at me because you have the word "gay" in your name

Noodles is gay
01-23-2005, 02:00 PM
don't be mad at me because you have the word "gay" in your name

Er.....ok, sure whatever dude.

Jack the Tripper
01-23-2005, 02:04 PM
You do know that Idiot of America, Americana, and me are all the same peole right?

Noodles is gay
01-23-2005, 02:07 PM
I do now, although i don't see any point at all in having three different identities except to argue with/back yourself up - in which case that would be pretty lame.

Jack the Tripper
01-23-2005, 02:08 PM
talking, talking, talking, when are you gonna stop the stupid talking

Noodles is gay
01-23-2005, 02:13 PM
Eh?

What the hell?

That's just weird, if you're trying to infuriate me it's not going to work. :D

Tired_Of_You
01-23-2005, 02:15 PM
Jack The Tripper - idiocy, idiocy, idiocy, when are you gonna stop to make stupid comments?

Jack the Tripper
01-23-2005, 02:15 PM
This message is hidden because Noodles is gay is on your ignore list

that's the best thing I've heard all day

Noodles is gay
01-23-2005, 02:16 PM
idiocy, idiocy, idiocy, when are you gonna stop to make stupid comment?

*snigger*

That was pretty good.

I don't think this dude likes me because my posts are a wee bit longer than the 10 words he can read in one go.

Noodles is gay
01-23-2005, 02:18 PM
Another attempt to provoke me? Meh i really don't care; i'll just ignore you too. whatever floats your boat. :cool:

Tired_Of_You
01-23-2005, 02:19 PM
Yes, I believe it's because of that and also because he probably doesn't understand what you say. Too many intelligent words for his brain.

ThatOneGuy123
01-23-2005, 02:24 PM
Shit man im American too why did u not include me i fell so...VIOLATED GOD I HATE YOU IM GOING TO MY ROOM!!

Noodles is gay
01-23-2005, 02:25 PM
Shit man im American too why did u not include me i fell so...VIOLATED GOD I HATE YOU IM GOING TO MY ROOM!!

Maybe you should...erm...learn to express yourself a bit better or something?

Tired_Of_You
01-23-2005, 02:28 PM
It's another Americana...or an American who misread the topic...?

Jack the Tripper
01-23-2005, 02:28 PM
Shit man im American too why did u not include me i fell so...VIOLATED GOD I HATE YOU IM GOING TO MY ROOM!!
like what the fuck did you say? I can't understand that. Remember, commas and periods are your freind.

Noodles is gay
01-23-2005, 02:30 PM
like what the fuck did you say? I can't understand that. Remember, commas and periods are your freind.

like oh my god
like totally
like yeah, he's so right
like nevermind
like yeah; totally, and i was like 'no' and she like 'uh huh'

(all said in a high teenage american accent)

Panzerfaust92
01-23-2005, 02:32 PM
Shit man im American too why did u not include me i fell so...VIOLATED GOD I HATE YOU IM GOING TO MY ROOM!!
He didn't include me either. It would help my self esteem to be included for once.

Tired_Of_You
01-23-2005, 02:33 PM
Panzerfaust is another Americana?

Jack the Tripper
01-23-2005, 02:34 PM
He didn't include me either. It would help my self esteem to be included for once.

Shit man im American too why did u not include me i fell so...VIOLATED GOD I HATE YOU IM GOING TO MY ROOM!!
YOU'RE NOT AMERICANAS! AMERICANAS ARE THE PEOPLE I SIGHN IN AS!

Noodles is gay
01-23-2005, 02:35 PM
Panzerfaust is another Americana?

No i don't think so...i don't know.

Says he's in Austria so i guess not though :D

Tired_Of_You
01-23-2005, 02:35 PM
Ooooh! Americana is frustrated! It's quite funny to see.

Noodles is gay
01-23-2005, 02:35 PM
Yes he spelt 'US' wrong.

idiot

Jack the Tripper
01-23-2005, 02:36 PM
I'm not fustrated. I just like CAPITAL LETTERS

Tired_Of_You
01-23-2005, 02:36 PM
Capital letters are used when someone yells. So it means you're frustrated.

Panzerfaust92
01-23-2005, 02:37 PM
I made a big mistake. I misunderstood it. I thought it said Americans. Carry on, I'll get out of your way, Americanas.

Jack the Tripper
01-23-2005, 02:39 PM
well one of them was smart enough to figure out a mistake. Right, Noodles Is Gay

stupid dumbshit goddam mo
01-23-2005, 02:45 PM
I'm an American. But Americana is just an album isn't it?

Tired_Of_You
01-23-2005, 02:46 PM
Do you need to make another email everytime you do another account here?

I don't know
01-23-2005, 02:47 PM
............................

Tired_Of_You
01-23-2005, 02:48 PM
^it was Americana... he made another account.

I don't know
01-23-2005, 02:50 PM
How I was stupid to not realize that, thank you for warning me

Jack the Tripper
01-23-2005, 03:02 PM
Maybe you don't know becaus your name is "I Don't Know"

I don't know
01-23-2005, 03:03 PM
yeah, I don't know nothing, hehehehe

Jack the Tripper
01-23-2005, 03:06 PM
yeah, I don't know nothing, hehehehe
But it's cool for you because you have Homer Simpson in your avator and Homer Simpson is stupid but cool

I don't know
01-23-2005, 03:07 PM
Yeah homer simpson is awesome, he's so funny, so cool, hehehe :D

Jack the Tripper
01-23-2005, 03:23 PM
Homer Simpson is the best charector on thhe Simpsons. The Simpsons is on now, but I allready seen the episode on now.

I don't know
01-23-2005, 03:25 PM
yeah homer is the funniest character ever made(not only in simpsons)

Jack the Tripper
01-23-2005, 05:34 PM
Here's my remake of Lightning Rod
(I am not insulting anyone in this remake)

You are whining
Like a little girl
Looking at your face makes me wanna hurl
Your apologies
Are forever lost
Soon to ashes in a flash of light

Seconds away dying
Your hope is fading soon
You are just a waste of time
Your intentions
Like a sweeter room
Will only bring to you a fading light

I am about to kill you
You stupid fucking jew (Only in there because I couldn't think of another ryme
Now it is time for you to die
All you've saved – you ask why
Is thrown away

You are dying
Because now I'm killing you
You'll be lost forever in the storm of life
Your intentions
Like a sweeter room
Will only bring to you a fading light

Here you die – you ask why
Your last stand – you ask why
And I know For all the rising and falling there‘s nothing to show

Kill you now

It‘s been raining
And now you will pay
Woe is come to you

I am the lightning rod

You are whining
Like a little girl
I am killing you
You stupid fucking jew!

I am about to kill you
You stupid fucking jew
Now it is time for you to die
All you are – you ask why
Your last stand – you ask why
And you know
For all the rising and falling there‘s nothing to show

I don't know
01-23-2005, 06:17 PM
very good remake, I really like these one, very aggressive, hehehe

Jack the Tripper
01-23-2005, 06:20 PM
very good remake, I really like these one, very aggressive, hehehe
Yeah ,the lyrics came out pretty strong didn't they

I don't know
01-23-2005, 06:21 PM
yeah, these lyrics rocks, there is rage on them

Jack the Tripper
01-23-2005, 06:52 PM
I didn't even put rage in the lyrics on purpose. It started out as another one of my comedy songs, but I'll use any rhyme that makes sense so what happened is all that rage and stuff was in the lyrics.

I don't know
01-23-2005, 06:54 PM
even it is not a funny song this remake is so good, I think that this is my favorite(in second place comes that one that u did with pretty fly)

Jack the Tripper
01-23-2005, 06:58 PM
even it is not a funny song this remake is so good, I think that this is my favorite(in second place comes that one that u did with pretty fly)
My favorite one that I did was the spare me the details one that I call "girl you make me hurl"

Jack the Tripper
01-23-2005, 06:59 PM
holy shit! I'm a senior member already? I didn't even try and I became a senior member in 2 days. With my "Americana" name I made a whole thread just so I could become one and it took a few months

I don't know
01-23-2005, 07:00 PM
My favorite one that I did was the spare me the details one that I call "girl you make me hurl"
Yeah this one is very cool too, really like this one too

Jack the Tripper
01-23-2005, 07:01 PM
I have 89 posts per day? I have a hard time believing that.

I don't know
01-23-2005, 07:02 PM
OMG u are really spending you time here, I got 17.99 posts per day

I don't know
01-23-2005, 07:03 PM
But yesterday I think that I had more than 100 posts(not per day)

Jack the Tripper
01-23-2005, 07:08 PM
I'm gonna leave now. Try keeping this thread alive until next weekend

I don't know
01-23-2005, 07:11 PM
Ok I'll try to that. You just come to the forum in the weekends?

I don't know
01-24-2005, 11:13 AM
just posting here to try to keep it alive, hehehe :D

I don't know
01-24-2005, 01:25 PM
nobody wants to post in this thread? :confused:

I don't know
01-24-2005, 01:41 PM
ok...............

Jack the Tripper
01-24-2005, 01:49 PM
Maybe I'll just come here to post after school.

I don't know
01-24-2005, 01:58 PM
good to know

Jack the Tripper
01-24-2005, 02:00 PM
The reason I want to keep this thread alive is because I need a place to post my music

I don't know
01-24-2005, 02:01 PM
now I understand, hehehe :D

I don't know
01-24-2005, 02:03 PM
go to this site:
http://www.the-tape.com
It's nothing about we are talking about, after u see that do u think I should make a thread about it in the general chat?

Jack the Tripper
01-24-2005, 02:06 PM
go to this site:
http://www.the-tape.com
It's nothing about we are talking about, after u see that do u think I should make a thread about it in the general chat?
It's just the video from Scary Movie 3.

I don't know
01-24-2005, 02:09 PM
I didn't watch it till the end, my friend e-mailed me and I didn't watch it till the end, I thought it was something about that movie The ring

Maria
01-24-2005, 02:16 PM
I'm not american, but i am reporting here.

I don't know
01-24-2005, 02:19 PM
post more of your songs remakes Jack the tripper

I don't know
01-24-2005, 02:21 PM
I'm not american, but i am reporting here.
that's ok, I think that you haven't read the first topic

Jack the Tripper
01-24-2005, 02:53 PM
I can't think of any song remakes at the moment. I need a main idea first.

I don't know
01-24-2005, 02:56 PM
ok, I thought that u had some remake ready

Jack the Tripper
01-24-2005, 02:58 PM
Well I have some. But I'm saving my very best for a few years when I know I'll be able to make money off of them

I don't know
01-24-2005, 02:59 PM
yeah, and I think that it's better you keep the bests, 'cause someone can steal it

I don't know
01-24-2005, 03:18 PM
Well I have some. But I'm saving my very best for a few years when I know I'll be able to make money off of them
u got a future on this, hehehe

Jack the Tripper
01-24-2005, 04:43 PM
Your a stupid fucking retard

Like the latest weapons
Like killing Japanese
The losers are strappin‘ on their way to the classroom
Getting beat up with the greatest of ease
The gangs stake their own campus locale
And if they catch you slippin‘ then it‘s all over pal
If one guys colors and the others don‘t mix
They‘re gonna beat you up
Beat you up
Beat you up
Hey – man you gettin' in my way?
Take him out
Your a stupid fucking retard
Hey – man you're gonna die today!
Take him out
Your a stupid fucking retard
Hey I don‘t pay no mind
I'm under eighteen so I won't be doing any time
Hey get out of my way
By the time you hear the siren
It‘s already too late
One goes to the morgue and the other to jail
One guy‘s wasted and the other‘s a waste
It goes down the same as the thousand before
No one‘s getting smarter
No one‘s learning the score
Your never ending spree of death and violence and hate
Is gonna tie your own rope
Tie your own rope
Tie you own
Hey- man you gettin' in my way?
Take him out
Your a stupid fucking retard
Hey – man you're gonna die today!
Take him out
Your a stupid fucking retard
Hey I don‘t pay no mind
I'm under eighteen so I won't be doing any time
Hey get out of my way

I don't know
01-24-2005, 05:56 PM
the chorus get really really cool, but the rest u didn't change so much, but this one get really cool anyway. Really liked it :D .

Jack the Tripper
01-24-2005, 06:50 PM
I'm starting to run out of Offspring song remakes but if I get ideas for other songs to remake I can do them ones.

I don't know
01-24-2005, 08:58 PM
yeah u gotta make more you're really good on that, and most of your remakes makes me laugh a lot.Hope u have more ideas for new remakes soon :D

Jack the Tripper
01-25-2005, 02:44 PM
I should be able to make remakes here when I need to since I'm subscribed to this thread.

I don't know
01-25-2005, 03:55 PM
u can do whenever u want, hehehe, I'm gonna read them, and maybe some people can steal them(just kidding, nobody would do this, hehehehehe)

Jack the Tripper
01-25-2005, 04:02 PM
Of course I'm only posting my worst ones. So just imagine how my best ones are.

I don't know
01-25-2005, 04:14 PM
your best ones should be really great, 'cause the ones u post here are awesome :D

Jack the Tripper
01-25-2005, 04:16 PM
You better still be around when I record them. You're the best damn critic I've ever heard from.

I don't know
01-25-2005, 04:17 PM
thanks. I want to be in the booklet, and in your thanks of the cd, I can be your manager too, what do u think?

Jack the Tripper
01-25-2005, 04:17 PM
That would be awesome.

I don't know
01-25-2005, 04:20 PM
Now I got a job, hehehehehe, I have a future right now :D

Jack the Tripper
01-25-2005, 04:22 PM
hehehehe. I don't think that would work, it would be awesome if it could though.

I don't know
01-25-2005, 04:25 PM
yeah, maybe someday, who knows, hehehehe

Jack the Tripper
01-25-2005, 04:26 PM
I really widsh I'd know what would happen. Or atleast just how popular my music will be. I don't even know who will be in my band yet, if I have one instead of just selling my music.

I don't know
01-25-2005, 04:28 PM
I can play the guitar (I'm learning)

I don't know
01-25-2005, 04:29 PM
yeah u can sell the lyrics to other people too

Jack the Tripper
01-25-2005, 04:30 PM
I already know how to play the guitar. But I can only play country and slow rock now. I'm not good at playing heavy metal and fast rock

I don't know
01-25-2005, 04:33 PM
I'm still learning how to play it

I don't know
01-25-2005, 04:50 PM
u can make songs(not only remakes), 'cause the idea that u got for doing the remake u can use to do another song

Jack the Tripper
01-25-2005, 04:51 PM
I make plenty of other songs. I don't post ANY of them because them ones would be completely my ideas.

I don't know
01-25-2005, 04:54 PM
yeah it's dangerous.

Jack the Tripper
01-25-2005, 06:13 PM
I need some ideas for another song-remake

I don't know
01-26-2005, 09:51 AM
why don't u try to make a remake of cool to hate, make one cool to ....(the last word u have to think, hehehehe), I'm just suggesting(giving an idea) u do whatever u want :D

Jack the Tripper
01-28-2005, 02:06 PM
Here's my remake of cool to hate. I made the lyrics to this one half-true. Not really, but it's a pretty damn good remake I made.

I hate a lot of shit
I hate all ypu people who're so fag
I like to hate stuff
Cause then I don‘t have to try and make
A change
I hate you fuckers
I hate school
I hate the retards
who think that they are cool
I hate this and
I hate that
Don‘t wanna be nice to you
I want to be a brat

It‘s cool to kill
It‘s cool to kill
I kill everyone who gets in my way
I'll kill you if you get in my way
It‘s cool to kill
It‘s cool to kill
I kill everyone who gets in my way
I'll kill you if you get in my way
I kill everyone who gets in my way
I'll kill you if you get in my way
Yeah I'll kill everyone
I'll even kill you too
So fuck you

I‘m doing evil
I never have nothing good to do
I‘d rather blow you down
Than help you up
That's easier you jew
I hate Tripboy
And I hate you geeks
I hate Tripboy
But not as much as you freaks
I hate your momma
And your buddy
I‘m only happy when I‘m killing somebody
It‘s cool to kill
It‘s cool to kill
I kill everyone who gets in my way
I'll kill you if you get in my way
I kill everyone who gets in my way
I'll kill you if you get in my way
Yeah I'll kill everyone
I'll even kill you too
So fuck you

I‘ll knock you down and blow you up
You are so fucking fucked up
I‘ll knock you down 'cause I'm a dickhead
Now i'm gonna make you dead


I hate Tripboy
And I hate you geeks
I hate Tripboy
But not as much as you freaks
I hate your momma
And your buddy
I‘m only happy when I‘m killing somebody
Yeah I'll kill everyone
I'll even kill you too
So fuck you

gradeA
01-28-2005, 02:10 PM
last i checked 'fag' was a noun. what does 'ypu' mean? you hate retards? in that case, you hate yourself?

haha. 'kill everyone in your way'?
you wanna be a brat? well, you're doing a good job at it.

dexterisMYman
01-28-2005, 02:10 PM
Erm... Satan rules! ha he will rule the world

sk8ter-hater
01-28-2005, 02:11 PM
I don't think Satan wants to rule this world.
It has El Nino, and I don't think Satan knows how to surf.

Jack the Tripper
01-28-2005, 02:12 PM
last i checked 'fag' was a noun. what does 'ypu' mean? you hate retards? in that case, you hate yourself?
sorry, not all 9 yer olds are geniuses.

Jack the Tripper
01-28-2005, 02:13 PM
Here's my remake of cool to hate. I made the lyrics to this one half-true. Not really, but it's a pretty damn good remake I made.

I hate a lot of shit
I hate all ypu people who're so fag
I like to hate stuff
Cause then I don‘t have to try and make
A change
I hate you fuckers
I hate school
I hate the retards
who think that they are cool
I hate this and
I hate that
Don‘t wanna be nice to you
I want to be a brat

It‘s cool to kill
It‘s cool to kill
I kill everyone who gets in my way
I'll kill you if you get in my way
It‘s cool to kill
It‘s cool to kill
I kill everyone who gets in my way
I'll kill you if you get in my way
I kill everyone who gets in my way
I'll kill you if you get in my way
Yeah I'll kill everyone
I'll even kill you too
So fuck you

I‘m doing evil
I never have nothing good to do
I‘d rather blow you down
Than help you up
That's easier you jew
I hate Tripboy
And I hate you geeks
I hate Tripboy
But not as much as you freaks
I hate your momma
And your buddy
I‘m only happy when I‘m killing somebody
It‘s cool to kill
It‘s cool to kill
I kill everyone who gets in my way
I'll kill you if you get in my way
I kill everyone who gets in my way
I'll kill you if you get in my way
Yeah I'll kill everyone
I'll even kill you too
So fuck you

I‘ll knock you down and blow you up
You are so fucking fucked up
I‘ll knock you down 'cause I'm a dickhead
Now i'm gonna make you dead


I hate Tripboy
And I hate you geeks
I hate Tripboy
But not as much as you freaks
I hate your momma
And your buddy
I‘m only happy when I‘m killing somebody
Yeah I'll kill everyone
I'll even kill you too
So fuck you


This song was made for "i Don't Know" becaus he asked me to make it.

I don't know
01-28-2005, 08:19 PM
thanks for doing the song I asked, hehehe :D . I really really liked this one, this one got so fucking great(I'm not kidding). Keep doing remakes, 'cause I really enjoy to read them I laugh a lot :D . U can make another remake for the ones who bother u here in the boards u can make why don't you get a life(remake of why don't you get a job of course, hehehee). It just another suggestion if u don't like the idea, don't need to do, hehehehe.

Skate Rat 19
01-29-2005, 06:11 AM
Here's my remake of cool to hate. I made the lyrics to this one half-true. Not really, but it's a pretty damn good remake I made.

I hate a lot of shit
I hate all ypu people who're so fag
I like to hate stuff
Cause then I don‘t have to try and make
A change
I hate you fuckers
I hate school
I hate the retards
who think that they are cool
I hate this and
I hate that
Don‘t wanna be nice to you
I want to be a brat

It‘s cool to kill
It‘s cool to kill
I kill everyone who gets in my way
I'll kill you if you get in my way
It‘s cool to kill
It‘s cool to kill
I kill everyone who gets in my way
I'll kill you if you get in my way
I kill everyone who gets in my way
I'll kill you if you get in my way
Yeah I'll kill everyone
I'll even kill you too
So fuck you

I‘m doing evil
I never have nothing good to do
I‘d rather blow you down
Than help you up
That's easier you jew
I hate Tripboy
And I hate you geeks
I hate Tripboy
But not as much as you freaks
I hate your momma
And your buddy
I‘m only happy when I‘m killing somebody
It‘s cool to kill
It‘s cool to kill
I kill everyone who gets in my way
I'll kill you if you get in my way
I kill everyone who gets in my way
I'll kill you if you get in my way
Yeah I'll kill everyone
I'll even kill you too
So fuck you

I‘ll knock you down and blow you up
You are so fucking fucked up
I‘ll knock you down 'cause I'm a dickhead
Now i'm gonna make you dead


I hate Tripboy
And I hate you geeks
I hate Tripboy
But not as much as you freaks
I hate your momma
And your buddy
I‘m only happy when I‘m killing somebody
Yeah I'll kill everyone
I'll even kill you too
So fuck you


This song was made for "i Don't Know" becaus he asked me to make it.

Holy crap dude thats hilarious!!!!

I don't know
01-29-2005, 12:29 PM
Holy crap dude thats hilarious!!!!
agree wiht you, this is so funny

Jack the Tripper
01-29-2005, 12:41 PM
thanks for doing the song I asked, hehehe :D . I really really liked this one, this one got so fucking great(I'm not kidding). Keep doing remakes, 'cause I really enjoy to read them I laugh a lot :D . U can make another remake for the ones who bother u here in the boards u can make why don't you get a life(remake of why don't you get a job of course, hehehee). It just another suggestion if u don't like the idea, don't need to do, hehehehe.
I already came up with a remake for "why don't you get a job" in my head I called "why don't you fuck a duck" but I forgot the lyrics I made for it. I can try making my remake though.

I don't know
01-29-2005, 12:44 PM
I already came up with a remake for "why don't you get a job" in my head I called "why don't you fuck a duck" but I forgot the lyrics I made for it. I can try making my remake though.
I liked much more this title(why don't you fuck a duck), try to remeber the lyrics u made for this one, just for the title I think it's very good and very funny, loved this title, I think that it sounds so much better for the song.

Jack the Tripper
01-29-2005, 12:52 PM
My friend‘s got some Budlight
Man he loves that beer
He tells me every year
He says “man I'm really gonna get drunk
In the worst way to fear”

He sits on his ass
I work my hands to the bone
To make money every payday
But he just frinks at home doing nothing at all
Well my friend
Get a life

You're useless, you're usless-a, useless-s-s
Why don‘t you get a life
You're useless, you're usless-a, useless-s-s
Why don‘t you get a life

I guess all your money, well it isn‘t enough
To keep your bill collectors at bay
I guess all your money, well it isn‘t enough
Cause you are too fuckibg laz'ay

You're useless, you're usless-a, useless-s-s
Why don‘t you get a life
You're useless, you're usless-a, useless-s-s
Why don‘t you get a life

Well I guess it ain‘t easy doing nothing at all
But hey man free rides just don‘t come along
every day

Let me tell you about my other friend now

My friend‘s got a girlfreeaind friend, man he hates that bitch
He tells me every hour
I guess he's too stupid just to dump that which
'Cause he's the one
Fucking her in the shower

You're useless, you're usless-a, useless-s-s
Why don‘t you get a life
You're useless, you're usless-a, useless-s-s
Why don‘t you get a life

I don't know
01-29-2005, 12:56 PM
like all of your remakes, this one get really good, thanks for doing what I suggested again.This one is so funny, and u chaged a lot the lyrics, very good work :D

Jack the Tripper
01-29-2005, 01:30 PM
This is one I made a long long time ago. I posted it on this site a few times already, but that's buried in "this thread will never end"

Drinkin' Beer

I'm drinkin' beer
I'm drinkin' Whiskey
I get knocked down when I get too friskey
I'm gonna get drunk but have no fear
Just get me a goddam beer

I'm drinkin' vodca
I'm drinkin' booze
I'm gonna get drunk and go into a snooze
I'm gonna get drunk but have no fear
Just get me a goddam beer

I'm drinkin' liquor
I'm drinkin' budlight
Now I'm gonna get drunk tonight
I'm gonna get drunk but have no fear
Just get me a goddam beer
(repeat first 3 lines on all verses))

I'm gonna get drunk but have no fear
Just get me a goddam beer
Just get me a goddam beer
Just get me a goddam beer!

I don't know
01-29-2005, 01:32 PM
is it a remake of any song or u made all by yourself?

Jack the Tripper
01-29-2005, 01:33 PM
It's one I did all by myself, but I had some help from my cousin- who came up with the idea of it

I don't know
01-29-2005, 01:34 PM
very good song, I liked it.

Tripman
01-29-2005, 02:04 PM
The Real Americana
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Americana please shut up?
I repeat, will the real Americana please shut up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a young person before
Hands all on the keyboard like Tripboy, like Original Psycho just sighned into the website and started kissing his ass more than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Unnatural Disaster said... nothing you idiots!
Unnatural disaster's dead, she's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Americana
[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
"Americana, I'm sick of him
Look at him, lookin' around saying you-know-what
swearing at you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so dumb though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your own bedroom
Sometimes, I wanna get on Offspring.com and just post shit, but can't
but it's cool for I don't know to not know
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they read my threads
I'm not on their ignore list am I?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [*SLURP*]
But if we can post goddam bullshit
then there's no reason that a I can't post pointless topics
[*BORING!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

[Chorus: Americana (repeat 2X)]

I'm Americana, yes I'm the real Americana
All you other Americanas are just imitating
So won't the real Americana please shut up,
please stand up, please shut up?

[Americana]
Camilamazed don't gotta cuss in his posts to get people to read them;
well I do, so fuck her and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about an insult?
Half of you members can't even hurt me, let alone stand me
"But Americana, what if you stop posting, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me out of here?
So you can, sit me here next to these stupid queers?
Shit, Tired of You better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to ACGC and Administrator
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on Three's company
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's about to die, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Americana VD [*AHHH!*]
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you [*bzzzt*]
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
who post like me; post pointless topics and repeat questions like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite pie!

[Chorus]

[Americana]
I'm like a son of a bitch to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the computer and type it
and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you people out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the General Chat home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is an Americana lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Americana please shut up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

[Chorus 2X]

[Americana]
Ha ha
Guess there's an Americana in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up

I'm sick of standing. Can I sit now?

Pretty Fly for A white Guy remake
You know it‘s kind of hard
Just to stay awake today
I may post stupis threads
But You are fucking gay
You do not have a clue
And you do not have style
Where everything I lack
I make up in denial

So don‘t be gay, a player straight
You know this is bullshit anyway
I'm gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you are gay, for you are gay
So if you don‘t die, I'll hit you with a pie
At least you‘ll know you can always go to your mommy and cry
The world needs stupid n00bs
So do that brand new thing

He needs some cool tunes
Not just any will suffice
But they didn‘t have Ice Cube
So he bought Vanilla Ice
Now cruising in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass
But if he looks twice
They‘re gonna kick his lily ass

Now he‘s getting a tattoo
He‘s gettin‘ ink done
He asked for a ‘13‘, but they drew a ‘31‘
Friends say he‘s trying too hard
And he‘s not quite hip
But in his own mind
He‘s the dopest trip

So don‘t debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn‘t get it anyway
He‘s gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don‘t rate, just overcompensate
At least you‘ll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabe‘s
The world loves wannabe‘s
So let‘s get some more wannabe‘s
And do that brand new thing

Girl You make Me Hurl-from Spare Me The Details
My girlfriend, my dumb donut
Went out to a party just the other night
I went home an hour later, after seven shots of Jager
And she was in my kitchen fucking some other guy

And I don‘t really want to know
you stupid fucking whore
And I really don‘t want to hear
About My drinking too much beer

All of your acting like a hoe
Makes me wanna kill you ya know
Girl you make me hurl
Girl you make me hurl

Now I can understand
When someone wants to help me
Think they‘re gonna help me open up my eyes
But after seeing that bullshit
With my own damn eyes
I think I'm better off screwing other guys

All of your acting like a slut
Makes me wanna knock a hammer through your gut
Girl you make me hurl
Girl you make me hurl

Now I don‘t need to hear
About the sounds they were making
And I don‘t need to hear
About how Walls were all shaking
Or how long they were taking

Now lying in bed, wallowing in sorrow
Missing the tomorrow that we could have had
Running through my head, over and over
Not yet killing her just make me sad

And it drives me insane
Sitting with the vision
Stuck with that image burned into my brain
And I feel so dumb
That I could ever trust her
While someone else fucked her
Then walked away

All your acting like a bitch
Makes me wanna roll you in a ditch
Girl you make me hurl
Girl you make me hurl

Lightning Rod remake
You are whining
Like a little girl
Looking at your face makes me wanna hurl
Your apologies
Are forever lost
Soon to ashes in a flash of light

Seconds away dying
Your hope is fading soon
You are just a waste of time
Your intentions
Like a sweeter room
Will only bring to you a fading light

I am about to kill you
You stupid fucking jew (Only in there because I couldn't think of another ryme
Now it is time for you to die
All you've saved – you ask why
Is thrown away

You are dying
Because now I'm killing you
You'll be lost forever in the storm of life
Your intentions
Like a sweeter room
Will only bring to you a fading light

Here you die – you ask why
Your last stand – you ask why
And I know For all the rising and falling there‘s nothing to show

Kill you now

It‘s been raining
And now you will pay
Woe is come to you

I am the lightning rod

You are whining
Like a little girl
I am killing you
You stupid fucking jew!

I am about to kill you
You stupid fucking jew
Now it is time for you to die
All you are – you ask why
Your last stand – you ask why
And you know
For all the rising and falling there‘s nothing to show

Tripman
01-29-2005, 02:04 PM
Get Out Of My Way
Your a stupid fucking retard

Like the latest weapons
Like killing Japanese
The losers are strappin‘ on their way to the classroom
Getting beat up with the greatest of ease
The gangs stake their own campus locale
And if they catch you slippin‘ then it‘s all over pal
If one guys colors and the others don‘t mix
They‘re gonna beat you up
Beat you up
Beat you up
Hey – man you gettin' in my way?
Take him out
Your a stupid fucking retard
Hey – man you're gonna die today!
Take him out
Your a stupid fucking retard
Hey I don‘t pay no mind
I'm under eighteen so I won't be doing any time
Hey get out of my way
By the time you hear the siren
It‘s already too late
One goes to the morgue and the other to jail
One guy‘s wasted and the other‘s a waste
It goes down the same as the thousand before
No one‘s getting smarter
No one‘s learning the score
Your never ending spree of death and violence and hate
Is gonna tie your own rope
Tie your own rope
Tie you own
Hey- man you gettin' in my way?
Take him out
Your a stupid fucking retard
Hey – man you're gonna die today!
Take him out
Your a stupid fucking retard
Hey I don‘t pay no mind
I'm under eighteen so I won't be doing any time
Hey get out of my way

Cool To Kill
I hate a lot of shit
I hate all ypu people who're so fag
I like to hate stuff
Cause then I don‘t have to try and make
A change
I hate you fuckers
I hate school
I hate the retards
who think that they are cool
I hate this and
I hate that
Don‘t wanna be nice to you
I want to be a brat

It‘s cool to kill
It‘s cool to kill
I kill everyone who gets in my way
I'll kill you if you get in my way
It‘s cool to kill
It‘s cool to kill
I kill everyone who gets in my way
I'll kill you if you get in my way
I kill everyone who gets in my way
I'll kill you if you get in my way
Yeah I'll kill everyone
I'll even kill you too
So fuck you

I‘m doing evil
I never have nothing good to do
I‘d rather blow you down
Than help you up
That's easier you jew
I hate Tripboy
And I hate you geeks
I hate Tripboy
But not as much as you freaks
I hate your momma
And your buddy
I‘m only happy when I‘m killing somebody
It‘s cool to kill
It‘s cool to kill
I kill everyone who gets in my way
I'll kill you if you get in my way
I kill everyone who gets in my way
I'll kill you if you get in my way
Yeah I'll kill everyone
I'll even kill you too
So fuck you

I‘ll knock you down and blow you up
You are so fucking fucked up
I‘ll knock you down 'cause I'm a dickhead
Now i'm gonna make you dead


I hate Tripboy
And I hate you geeks
I hate Tripboy
But not as much as you freaks
I hate your momma
And your buddy
I‘m only happy when I‘m killing somebody
Yeah I'll kill everyone
I'll even kill you too
So fuck you

Why Don't You Get A Life
My friend‘s got some Budlight
Man he loves that beer
He tells me every year
He says “man I'm really gonna get drunk
In the worst way to fear”

He sits on his ass
I work my hands to the bone
To make money every payday
But he just frinks at home doing nothing at all
Well my friend
Get a life

You're useless, you're usless-a, useless-s-s
Why don‘t you get a life
You're useless, you're usless-a, useless-s-s
Why don‘t you get a life

I guess all your money, well it isn‘t enough
To keep your bill collectors at bay
I guess all your money, well it isn‘t enough
Cause you are too fuckibg laz'ay

You're useless, you're usless-a, useless-s-s
Why don‘t you get a life
You're useless, you're usless-a, useless-s-s
Why don‘t you get a life

Well I guess it ain‘t easy doing nothing at all
But hey man free rides just don‘t come along
every day

Let me tell you about my other friend now

My friend‘s got a girlfreeaind friend, man he hates that bitch
He tells me every hour
I guess he's too stupid just to dump that which
'Cause he's the one
Fucking her in the shower

You're useless, you're usless-a, useless-s-s
Why don‘t you get a life
You're useless, you're usless-a, useless-s-s
Why don‘t you get a life

Tripman
01-29-2005, 02:07 PM
I forgot to sighn back into my real username. This is my Tripboy impersomator username.

Jack the Tripper
01-29-2005, 02:08 PM
^that wasn't a new sighn in name of mine. I made that one a while ago to make fun of Tripboy. I just never posted with it until then.

I don't know
01-29-2005, 02:09 PM
I noticed that, hehehe

I don't know
01-29-2005, 02:10 PM
good to remember the "old" remakes, and I haven't read the real americana (now I read), I thought it was too big in the time u posted it and I was too lazy to read, but now I did it

GBH2
01-29-2005, 02:11 PM
those songs suck. there are too many lines that are either the same, or extremely close to the real lyrics. you suck at everything.

Jack the Tripper
01-29-2005, 02:14 PM
Let's list them from best to worst

1.girl you make me hurl (from spare me the details)
2.get out of my way (from come out and play)
3. the real americana (from the real slim shady)
4.Pretty Fly For A white Guy remake
5.why don't you get a life (from why don't you get a job
6.cool to kill (from cool to hate)
7.lightning rod remake

edited

Jack the Tripper
01-29-2005, 02:15 PM
those songs suck. there are too many lines that are either the same, or extremely close to the real lyrics. you suck at everything.
they're suppose to be close to the same. They're called "remakes" which means they're based on real songs. Them are my worst ones. I don't let people knoww about my best.

GBH2
01-29-2005, 02:15 PM
how about 'from far below average to worst'

I don't know
01-29-2005, 02:16 PM
Let's list them from best to worst

1.girl you make me hurl (from spare me the details)
2.get out of my way (from come out and play)
3. the real americana (from the real slim shady)
4.why don't you get a life (from why don't you get a job
5.cool to kill (from cool to hate)
6.lightning rod remake
u forgot the pretty fly remake

GBH2
01-29-2005, 02:16 PM
they're suppose to be close to the same. They're called "remakes" which means they're based on real songs. Them are my worst ones. I don't let people knoww about my best.
and you expect me to believe that.....?

Jack the Tripper
01-29-2005, 03:57 PM
and you expect me to believe that.....?
believe what you want. I told the truth.

Jack the Tripper
01-31-2005, 06:04 PM
I'm bored. I need some more song ideas.

GBH2
01-31-2005, 06:09 PM
how about "americana sucks ass"?

Jack the Tripper
01-31-2005, 06:11 PM
Americana sucks ass
But not as much as you
Americana is a normal person
But what the fuck are you?

GBH2
01-31-2005, 06:22 PM
Americana sucks ass
But not as much as you
Americana is a normal personBut what the fuck are you?
you never cease to amaze me.

Jack the Tripper
01-31-2005, 06:23 PM
don't boher talking to me. You've been on my ignore list for a long time now. I'm not interested in what you say.

GBH2
01-31-2005, 06:26 PM
if i were on your ignore list, then you wouldn't respond in a (semi) logical way.

Jack the Tripper
01-31-2005, 06:35 PM
You suck didly-uck
-Homer Simpson

Jack the Tripper
02-03-2005, 02:16 PM
I need some more song ideas before this thread dies.

I don't know
02-03-2005, 02:21 PM
If I get any idea I post here(I'm gonna think) :D

original_psycho
02-03-2005, 02:23 PM
Hello, the real Americana is back! (me)

I don't know
02-03-2005, 02:25 PM
Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!