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ThatOneGuy123
01-23-2005, 04:06 PM
Jokes dirty or clean it doesnt matter......a punching bag,your car,a blowjob

you can beat a bag you can beat a car but you cant beat a blowjob


when was the first time money was mentioned in the bible?
when the dove brought the green back to the ark

Your momma is so stupid she went to the super bowl and brought a spoon


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Talman
01-23-2005, 04:54 PM
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
nothing, you've already told her twice

What do you do when the dishwasher brakes down?
slap the bitch and tell her to get back into the kitchen

Some sexist jokes for you.
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turb0negr0
01-23-2005, 04:55 PM
Yo mama soooooo fat, she fell in love and broke it!



Yo mama's armpits are sooooo hairy, looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock!


Q:What do Michael Jackson and a Gameboy have in common?

A:They are both made of plastic and turned on by small children!


Q:What's 40 feet long and reeks of urine?

A: The conga line at a nursing home!


I know, they're not even funny. oh well.

Endymion
01-23-2005, 05:42 PM
i've lost all faith in humanity.

turb0negr0
01-23-2005, 05:46 PM
You still had faith in humanity?

sKratch
01-23-2005, 06:20 PM
Zing!
(!!!)

J3ff3ry49hlm
01-26-2005, 06:28 PM
Jokes dirty or clean it doesnt matter......a punching bag,your car,a blowjob

you can beat a bag you can beat a car but you cant beat a blowjob


when was the first time money was mentioned in the bible?
when the dove brought the green back to the ark

Your momma is so stupid she went to the super bowl and brought a spoon


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that was GAYyyyyyyyyyy!

nieh
01-26-2005, 06:34 PM
a punching bag,your car,a blowjob

you can beat a bag you can beat a car but you cant beat a blowjob

it's supposed to be "eggs, your wife, and a blowjob". "Punching bag" is acceptable in place of "eggs" as well, but a car just doesn't fit.

What's the different between Michael Jackson and acne?
Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until after he's 13

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson fucks little boys.

JohnnyNemesis
01-26-2005, 06:41 PM
Yo' mama so stupid, she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif.

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How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her pencil.

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That's all I got for now.

dirtybird
01-26-2005, 08:57 PM
i've lost all faith in humanity.
that's my line! loser.

you're momma's like a brick: dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by mexicans (works well where i live.. my town is atleast half hispanic)

want to hear a clean joke? johnny had a bath with bubbles.

want to hear a dirty joke? bubbles is the girl next door.

if you went camping alone with your best guy friend, got really drunk, and woke up with a used condom up your ass, would you tell anyone?
(answer: no)
wanna go camping?

Linda
01-26-2005, 09:06 PM
Here's one for you. It's kind of long, but it's funny, kind of true also.
Hope you guys understand it.

What God created let no man put asunder.

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach. Also green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy.

Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Kreme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?"
And Man said, "Yes!" And Woman said, "As long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.

And God created the healthy yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.

So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side.
And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.

God then said, "I have sent you heart-healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them."
And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed it's own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.

God then created a light, fluffy cake, named it "Angel Food Cake" and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food."

God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the beautiful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.

God then gave lean beef so Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man replied, "Yes! And super-size them!" And Satan said," It is good!" And Man went into cardiac arrest.

God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
Then Satan created HMOs.

dirtybird
01-26-2005, 09:10 PM
hahaha go satan!