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shatskater
01-24-2005, 07:40 AM
this is a song i wrote one night while walking home and i was thinking of burger king. thomas is a manager at this burger king so this song is for him.

"Thomas"

Thomas he works at burger king,
Thomas thinks that he can sing,
Thomas your hair is falling out,
and Thomas it makes me wanna shout,
Thomas get some rogaine....

Thomas we wrote this song for you,
Thomas we know your not a jew,
Thomas you have really big eyes,
and Thomas I need a number 2 king size,

Thomas he works at burger king,
Thomas is not a drag queen,
Thomas serving us gives you glee,
Thomas I can't believe what you said to me,
Would you like fries with that....

Thomas we wrote this song for you,
Thomas there is nothing you can't do,
Thomas the grease makes you glow,
and Thomas now we have to go,

But we'll be back someeee dayyyyyyyy.......

yaaaaaaaa.....

Ken Jennings
01-24-2005, 10:49 AM
I don't need to write songs. I steal Jack the Tripper's.

phoenix
01-24-2005, 11:42 AM
the burger king song.........
thats fascinating

I don't know
01-24-2005, 11:46 AM
too much thomas in this song

Offspring_maniac
01-24-2005, 11:52 AM
very creative!

phoenix
01-24-2005, 11:58 AM
too much thomas in this song

i agree with that

shatskater
01-24-2005, 03:49 PM
very creative!

if you really ment that then thanx. :)

i just started singing it one night on the way home from burger king. he is a really cool manager guy up there and it just started coming out. lol funny song tho, i really liked it when i was writing it.

SkunkIt
01-24-2005, 04:00 PM
Thomas ....
and Thomas now we have to go....That's a cool song!

shatskater
01-24-2005, 04:02 PM
lol. thanx :)

shatskater
01-25-2005, 06:55 AM
its aaaa meee.....shatskater......HEY HEY HEY!!

shatskater
01-25-2005, 07:42 PM
Long Live The Burger King Song!!!

Ken Jennings
01-25-2005, 08:10 PM
Burger King and Dairy Queen got married and had the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

shatskater
02-18-2005, 06:39 AM
Yes true, did you know that the fresh prince is a second cousin to Mcdonald's though?

original_psycho
02-18-2005, 06:42 AM
It's pretty sweet. The song, not the Fresh Prince of Bel Air...

shatskater
02-18-2005, 06:48 AM
It's pretty sweet. The song, not the Fresh Prince of Bel Air...

thank you very much. i am glad you liked it.

pulse
02-18-2005, 07:10 AM
I've seen something similar. But I like your version of the song better

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-18-2005, 07:13 AM
Far too many lines where it sounds like you just put together words that rhymed.


Thomas we wrote this song for you,
Thomas we know your not a jew


Eh?


Thomas you have really big eyes,
and Thomas I need a number 2 king size

EH?!

JoY
02-18-2005, 07:26 AM
oh come on, David. you can't possibly take this seriously & spend your critique on this.

shatskater
02-18-2005, 11:03 AM
Far too many lines where it sounds like you just put together words that rhymed.



Eh?



EH?!

well i was being consistent with him, and all at once tring to rhyme it.

wheelchairman
02-18-2005, 11:15 AM
This has to be one of the least, funny things I've ever seen.

The fact that you are an anarchist is hilarious.

shatskater
02-18-2005, 11:41 AM
What the hell does burger king have to do with anarchy?!