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Talman
01-25-2005, 09:39 AM
One of the funniest non cartoon TV shows that's ever been showing. It was originally only aired in the UK but there was a spinoff done in America. Can't tell you if that was any good though.

If i told you the theme evolved around 3 Irish Priests who live on a segregated island you'd think it was crap. But anyone who has saw this will agree that it was hilarious. The reason i brought it up is because i was recently given a copy of the boxset and i realised how funny it is.

The 3 priests are Ted, Dougal and Jack. Ted is the only normal one. Jack is an alcoholic who sits in his chair all day shouting profanities and Dougal is basically an idiot.

Here's a scene from the first episode:

Dougal: Ted, can we go to funland? It was great last year, they had horse rides and everything

Ted: I never knew you could ride horses, Dougal.

Dougal: Well it wasn't really a horse. It was more an old fella' with a saddle.

Ted: And what age was he?

Dougal: Oh, i'd say about 80. But he couldn't go very fast, but i was kinda lashing him with the old whip.

Ted: And how long were you up on him?

Dougal: *ponders* umm, about an hour.

Ted: Dougal, so you were up on an 80 year old man lashing him with a whip for an hour. Do you realise that image is going to say with me for the rest of my life?

Dougal:*Big smile on his face* I know it's great isn't it

I'd urge everyone to download some episodes if they haven't saw it. If you're against religion, even more reason to watch it, since it basically rips the piss out of christianty.
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Vicky
01-25-2005, 09:40 AM
i love it.. i havn't seen it in ages though!! :(

Talman
01-25-2005, 09:42 AM
i love it.. i havn't seen it in ages though!! :(

It's sometimes on channel 4 and E4.
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wliethof
01-25-2005, 10:02 AM
oo I've seen it a couple of times :cool:

Vicky
01-25-2005, 10:04 AM
oo I've seen it a couple of times :cool:

with me i think :p

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-25-2005, 10:14 AM
Don't call me Len you little shit!

Hehehehe.

sitdyneshelagh
01-25-2005, 11:38 AM
whey, I facking loved Father Ted. Never fails to crack me up.

R.I.P Dermot <3

wliethof
01-25-2005, 11:42 AM
I like the fast show better though! mmmhh and nvm the buzzcocks and shooting stars! and little britain! and men behaving badly! and bottom and and and and.. yeah

HornyPope
01-25-2005, 12:04 PM
Father McKenzie writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear...

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-25-2005, 12:09 PM
No one comes near, look at him working, knotting his socks in the night when there's nobody there..

HornyPope
01-25-2005, 12:17 PM
What the hell, I just stringed a number of words together and you continue the prose as if I was quoting the Beatles? No way! The Beatles like totaly suck dude!

/Kidding.

It's one of the best songs ever. Fuck yeah.

Talman
01-25-2005, 12:17 PM
Mrs Doyle the caretaker is asking if anyone wants a cup of tea. She turns to father Jack.

Mrs Doyle: And father what would you say to a cup?
Jack: Feck off cup.
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01-25-2005, 01:39 PM
Mrs Doyle: would you like a cup of tea?
Priest: no thanks
Mrs Doyle: are you sure you wouldn't like a cup of tea?
Priest: no, i'm actually allergic to tea; i'll die if i drink it
Mrs Doyle: i tell you what i'll make you one just in case you change your mind

:D

And the christmas one is awesome when they's 8 priests 'trapped' in the women’s lingerie department :D !!!

jonno
01-25-2005, 03:19 PM
the funniest bit i saw was a parody of the film Speed. if the milk float went under 5 miles an hour it would explode lol

Naz
01-25-2005, 04:34 PM
I like the one when they give up cigarettes, alcohol and rollerblading for lent!

eye_pennies
01-25-2005, 05:09 PM
The milkfloat one was very funny.

The milkman and his giant tool.

Naz
01-25-2005, 05:11 PM
"My lovely horse running through a ....... field!!!!"

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-25-2005, 05:16 PM
Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the.. wind!

Naz
01-25-2005, 05:19 PM
I want to shower you in sugarlumps. And ride you over..... FENCES!

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-25-2005, 05:20 PM
My lovely horse you're a pony no.. MORE!

Naz
01-25-2005, 05:23 PM
NOOO you missed a line out!!!

Polish your hooves every single day, and take you to the horse.... dentist!

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-25-2005, 05:32 PM
Oh my God! I cant believe I missed that!

Forgive me, Naz-meister.

jonno
01-26-2005, 01:13 PM
i think i need to get those on DVD, i really didn't see a lot of it, sounds like my kinda humour though

Naz
01-26-2005, 02:29 PM
Of course ya forgiven ;)

Drink, feck, arse, girls!

phoenix
01-26-2005, 02:32 PM
father ted is so funny