View Full Version : Father Ted anyone?

01-25-2005, 09:39 AM
One of the funniest non cartoon TV shows that's ever been showing. It was originally only aired in the UK but there was a spinoff done in America. Can't tell you if that was any good though.

If i told you the theme evolved around 3 Irish Priests who live on a segregated island you'd think it was crap. But anyone who has saw this will agree that it was hilarious. The reason i brought it up is because i was recently given a copy of the boxset and i realised how funny it is.

The 3 priests are Ted, Dougal and Jack. Ted is the only normal one. Jack is an alcoholic who sits in his chair all day shouting profanities and Dougal is basically an idiot.

Here's a scene from the first episode:

Dougal: Ted, can we go to funland? It was great last year, they had horse rides and everything

Ted: I never knew you could ride horses, Dougal.

Dougal: Well it wasn't really a horse. It was more an old fella' with a saddle.

Ted: And what age was he?

Dougal: Oh, i'd say about 80. But he couldn't go very fast, but i was kinda lashing him with the old whip.

Ted: And how long were you up on him?

Dougal: *ponders* umm, about an hour.

Ted: Dougal, so you were up on an 80 year old man lashing him with a whip for an hour. Do you realise that image is going to say with me for the rest of my life?

Dougal:*Big smile on his face* I know it's great isn't it

I'd urge everyone to download some episodes if they haven't saw it. If you're against religion, even more reason to watch it, since it basically rips the piss out of christianty.
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01-25-2005, 09:40 AM
i love it.. i havn't seen it in ages though!! :(

01-25-2005, 09:42 AM
i love it.. i havn't seen it in ages though!! :(

It's sometimes on channel 4 and E4.
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01-25-2005, 10:02 AM
oo I've seen it a couple of times :cool:

01-25-2005, 10:04 AM
oo I've seen it a couple of times :cool:

with me i think :p

01-25-2005, 10:14 AM
Don't call me Len you little shit!


01-25-2005, 11:38 AM
whey, I facking loved Father Ted. Never fails to crack me up.

R.I.P Dermot <3

01-25-2005, 11:42 AM
I like the fast show better though! mmmhh and nvm the buzzcocks and shooting stars! and little britain! and men behaving badly! and bottom and and and and.. yeah

01-25-2005, 12:04 PM
Father McKenzie writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear...

01-25-2005, 12:09 PM
No one comes near, look at him working, knotting his socks in the night when there's nobody there..

01-25-2005, 12:17 PM
What the hell, I just stringed a number of words together and you continue the prose as if I was quoting the Beatles? No way! The Beatles like totaly suck dude!


It's one of the best songs ever. Fuck yeah.

01-25-2005, 12:17 PM
Mrs Doyle the caretaker is asking if anyone wants a cup of tea. She turns to father Jack.

Mrs Doyle: And father what would you say to a cup?
Jack: Feck off cup.
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01-25-2005, 01:39 PM
Mrs Doyle: would you like a cup of tea?
Priest: no thanks
Mrs Doyle: are you sure you wouldn't like a cup of tea?
Priest: no, i'm actually allergic to tea; i'll die if i drink it
Mrs Doyle: i tell you what i'll make you one just in case you change your mind


And the christmas one is awesome when they's 8 priests 'trapped' in the women’s lingerie department :D !!!

01-25-2005, 03:19 PM
the funniest bit i saw was a parody of the film Speed. if the milk float went under 5 miles an hour it would explode lol

01-25-2005, 04:34 PM
I like the one when they give up cigarettes, alcohol and rollerblading for lent!

01-25-2005, 05:09 PM
The milkfloat one was very funny.

The milkman and his giant tool.

01-25-2005, 05:11 PM
"My lovely horse running through a ....... field!!!!"

01-25-2005, 05:16 PM
Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the.. wind!

01-25-2005, 05:19 PM
I want to shower you in sugarlumps. And ride you over..... FENCES!

01-25-2005, 05:20 PM
My lovely horse you're a pony no.. MORE!

01-25-2005, 05:23 PM
NOOO you missed a line out!!!

Polish your hooves every single day, and take you to the horse.... dentist!

01-25-2005, 05:32 PM
Oh my God! I cant believe I missed that!

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01-26-2005, 01:13 PM
i think i need to get those on DVD, i really didn't see a lot of it, sounds like my kinda humour though

01-26-2005, 02:29 PM
Of course ya forgiven ;)

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01-26-2005, 02:32 PM
father ted is so funny