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dff_punk
11-28-2009, 09:39 AM
Dunno if anyone has seen this yet, I just have to share it.

http://www.chrudat.com/the_best_cyber_sex.html

Harleyquiiinn
11-28-2009, 09:45 AM
Ah I haven't read it all but very funny :D I knew the Pizza one, I think someone posted it on the Nothing Board...

These girls have no sense of humour, really. I never tried Cyber Sex (But a guy sent me a picture of his penis once, on a caramail chat...) but I'm sure that I would have played the game completely. And not just log off angry... That's a really funny guy.


Ok and here is a Strip tease video (http://www.jarodxxx.com/index.php?post/2009/11/27/Le-strip-tease-le-plus-Hot-sous-controle-parental) Under Parental Control !

(NSFW, I guess...)

Rooster
11-28-2009, 09:54 AM
Ah I haven't read it all but very funny :D I knew the Pizza one, I think someone posted it on the Nothing Board...

These girls have no sense of humour, really. I never tried Cyber Sex (But a guy sent me a picture of his penis once, on a caramail chat...) but I'm sure that I would have played the game completely. And not just log off angry... That's a really funny guy.


Ok and here is a Strip tease video (http://www.jarodxxx.com/index.php?post/2009/11/27/Le-strip-tease-le-plus-Hot-sous-controle-parental) Under Parental Control !

(NSFW, I guess...)

Saw this video already, and laughed my ass off (although at some point i almost wished i could kick that motherfucker's ass for messing with the play button...). I doubt it's NSFW though

Aln ROFL at that cyber sex link :D

Harleyquiiinn
11-28-2009, 09:55 AM
Well, I don't know... it's difficult to say... if I was a boss and see my employee watching that video, I probably wouldn't look closely to it and see the little guy so... :D

wheelchairman
11-28-2009, 10:28 AM
Those cyber sex things are as old as shit. I probably read those before you were born.

[/Joey impersonation, no not the guy from Friends, the guy from this board. Come to think of it, Friends probably still aired when these cyber sex things happened.]

dff_punk
11-28-2009, 10:35 AM
I am from Slovakia.

Rooster
11-28-2009, 11:04 AM
I am from Slovakia.

I thought you were from Đňňĕ :(

wheelchairman
11-28-2009, 11:23 AM
I am from Slovakia.

You mean SloROCKia, right?

caperell73
11-29-2009, 07:07 PM
How can it be the end of sex and porn

Sex we can have it when ever we want
Porn we can make as well with our GFs

RageAndLov
11-29-2009, 07:41 PM
This was the time when dial-up was to slow to show porn videos.

Al Coholic
12-01-2009, 06:47 PM
Well that had my stomach literally hurting from laughing.

If cybersex chatrooms still exist, somebody give me a link. I'd like to try messing with people.

Little_Miss_1565
12-01-2009, 10:48 PM
If cybersex chatrooms still exist, somebody give me a link. I'd like to try messing with people.

Well, it WAS the offspring.com chat room but they took it away from us.

*puts on robe and wizard hat*

Al Coholic
12-01-2009, 11:02 PM
*lubricates broomstick*

Budzy
12-02-2009, 12:36 AM
I actually nearly ROFL'd.

JohnnyNemesis
12-02-2009, 10:13 AM
Endy used the robe and wizard hat line so often on me that I'd forgotten he wasn't the one who made it up! *sighs wistfully*

Llamas
12-02-2009, 10:52 AM
I've never seen this before... some really funny stuff there! But this really made me sad:


tekubus2002: do you have circumsised ?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Of course! You can buy furniture uncircumcised (natural) or circumcised (veneer).
tekubus2002: yes exactly
tekubus2002: we have one women who are not
tekubus2002: they are considered hrony
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Oh really?
tekubus2002: and we have ones that have this procedure
tekubus2002: and they are good wives
tekubus2002: not sluts
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Interesting
tekubus2002: it is not painful
tekubus2002: ony with one pinch only
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So I should have that done?
tekubus2002: if you wish to become a good bride and sit with no regard
tekubus2002: yes !
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: If you act as all the furniture in a hotel room of love I will gladly let you cut the hell out of my cooter.
tekubus2002: this is a good measure
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Sounds fair.
tekubus2002: and you will love me more for this is my custom