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Al Coholic
12-04-2009, 01:11 PM
What's the deal with movies and premature ejaculation? Like, the dude gets off too soon and the chick runs off in a huff frustrated and dissapointed. Ok, the first one's the easy one. If you have an issue with that then rub it out. But that's beside the point.

The point is I've seen this referenced like 80 times. And the thing is, if that easy one gets away from you too quickly then you can wipe it off, wait a few minutes, AND GO AGAIN. I mean shit, we're all totally capable of performing more than once. Any girl by her 20's should know about the easy one. So what's the deal with this recurring scene? It makes no fuckin sense.

_Lost_
12-04-2009, 01:17 PM
Because high schoolers don't.

DMelges
12-04-2009, 04:05 PM
What's the deal with movies and premature ejaculation? Like, the dude gets off too soon and the chick runs off in a huff frustrated and dissapointed. Ok, the first one's the easy one. If you have an issue with that then rub it out. But that's beside the point.

The point is I've seen this referenced like 80 times. And the thing is, if that easy one gets away from you too quickly then you can wipe it off, wait a few minutes, AND GO AGAIN. I mean shit, we're all totally capable of performing more than once. Any girl by her 20's should know about the easy one. So what's the deal with this recurring scene? It makes no fuckin sense.

Man, what's worse then that is the recurring scene of the women getting frustrated when the guy gets off after hours of sex, and she wants to keep on going but the guy can't. Just wait 10 minutes and start again. No big deal!
Tell that to woman.

T-6005
12-04-2009, 04:39 PM
If she's not off after hours of sex I'm going home.

To sleep.

Lizardus
12-04-2009, 04:59 PM
It's a sign of weakness.

_Lost_
12-04-2009, 06:32 PM
What woman wants hours of sex? I hear the average amount of time that women prefer is like 10-15 minutes.

KHWHD
12-04-2009, 06:58 PM
What woman wants hours of sex? I hear the average amount of time that women prefer is like 10-15 minutes.

Hmmm... I don't know any women that want sex for 10-15 min. An hour is good. :p ;)

_Lost_
12-04-2009, 07:11 PM
Maybe half an hour. Crikey.

T-6005
12-04-2009, 10:23 PM
A half hour is about the most I'm willing to put in on a regular, "we have sex often" basis. An hour on special/one-time occasions.

Seriously.

Al Coholic
12-04-2009, 10:57 PM
I've gone on for hours but mostly because the substances I was doing prevented me from getting off.

SweetTatyana
12-05-2009, 04:53 PM
Hmmm... I don't know any women that want sex for 10-15 min. An hour is good. :p ;)

do you mean an hour of intercourse alone or does that include foreplay?
I think I'm with lost, if its just like sex, not including foreplay time, I think half an hour is good.
How long does just intercourse on average take?

DMelges
12-05-2009, 04:56 PM
do you mean an hour of intercourse alone or does that include foreplay?

How long does just intercourse on average take?

Well, nowadays foreplay is intercourse. lol.

dexter12296566
12-05-2009, 04:57 PM
Why do these boards have so many threads about sex, abortions, and porn?!

SweetTatyana
12-05-2009, 04:58 PM
Because its something most people are very interested in and most people can contribute opinions to.

dexter12296566
12-05-2009, 04:59 PM
Because its something most people are very interested in and most people can contribute opinions to.

Okay then I have one question... what is so great about sex?

DMelges
12-05-2009, 05:03 PM
Okay then I have one question... what is so great about sex?

Well, if you're a virgin I can understand your question. Sex is kinda like The Offspring. If you've never tried it, you'll ask yourself...what's so good about it? Once you do try it, you love it.

dexter12296566
12-05-2009, 05:05 PM
Okay, a bit more description?

DMelges
12-05-2009, 05:06 PM
An orgasm (from Greek orgasmos, from organ to mature, swell, also sexual climax) is the peak of the plateau phase of the sexual response cycle, characterized by an intense sensation of pleasure. Experienced by both males and females, orgasm is controlled by the involuntary, or autonomic, limbic system, and is accompanied by quick cycles of muscle contraction in the lower pelvic muscles, which surround the primary sexual organs and the anus. Orgasms are often associated with other involuntary actions, including muscular spasms in multiple areas of the body, a general euphoric sensation and, frequently, body movements and vocalizations are expressed.

Orgasm is an autonomic physiologic response to sexual stimulation. Brain activity scans indicate the importance of the limbic system in the orgasmic response.[citation needed] In humans, orgasms usually result from the stimulation of the penis in males and the clitoris in females. Stimulation can be by self (masturbation) or by a partner (sexual intercourse, oral sex, mutual masturbation, etc.). Partners simultaneously stimulating each other's sex organs by mutual masturbation, penetrative intercourse, or other rhythmic inter-genital contact may experience simultaneous orgasms. Partners can learn to control their own and each other's orgasms.

The moments after orgasm are often a relaxing experience, attributed to the release of the neurohormones oxytocin and prolactin. Male and female brains demonstrate similar changes during orgasm (by partner controlled orgasm), with brain activity scans showing a temporary decrease in the metabolic activity of large parts of the cerebral cortex with normal or increased metabolic activity in the limbic areas of the brain.

SweetTatyana
12-05-2009, 05:16 PM
Well, if you're a virgin I can understand your question. Sex is kinda like The Offspring. If you've never tried it, you'll ask yourself...what's so good about it? Once you do try it, you love it.

haha that is hilarious, best description ever. +sigged

DMelges
12-05-2009, 05:19 PM
haha that is hilarious, best description ever. +sigged

hahaha! but it's true, isn't it ?

SweetTatyana
12-05-2009, 05:43 PM
haha, I've always been trying to find something good enough to compare sex to:p

dexter12296566
12-05-2009, 05:45 PM
metabolic activity is?

SweetTatyana
12-05-2009, 05:48 PM
metabolic actions are?

metabolic actions are anabolic/catabolic processes in your body. Anabolic means building up as in taking single carbohydrates and making glycogen, amino acids into peptides and proteins etc., catabolic is the opposite, it is breaking down larger molecules into smaller units for energy or muscle turnover, mobilization ie. polysaccharides like starch into monosaccharides like glucose

dexter12296566
12-05-2009, 05:49 PM
metabolic actions are anabolic/catabolic processes in your body. Anabolic means building up as in taking single carbohydrates and making glycogen, amino acids into peptides and proteins etc., catabolic is the opposite, it is breaking down larger molecules into smaller units for energy or muscle turnover, mobilization ie. polysaccharides like starch into monosaccharides like glucose

That seems weird.

DMelges
12-05-2009, 06:01 PM
I am experiencing laughter.

dexter12296566
12-05-2009, 06:03 PM
I am experiencing laughter.

I am experiencing confusion!

Lizardus
12-05-2009, 06:08 PM
Okay then I have one question... what is so great about sex?

Intimacy, stimulation of the senses, trust, pleasure, human contact, excitement and endorphins.
Sweet sweet endorphins.


I am experiencing confusion!
I'm experiencing a boner.

T-6005
12-05-2009, 09:31 PM
I'm experiencing premature ejaculation.

Just goes to show some things have a basis in real life.

Coholic (I actually prefer calling you that to Al) has a point in recycled jokes, though, and this is one of the worst offenders. That and someone eats/drinks something gross without knowing what it is. It's no surprise that they generally show up in the same movies.

jacknife737
12-05-2009, 10:34 PM
Okay, a bit more description?

It's just like warm apple pie.

Al Coholic
12-06-2009, 01:58 AM
Coholic (I actually prefer calling you that to Al)
That's cool. Sometimes I search for references to me out of boredom (or possible closet narcissim and insecurity hahaha) but it doesn't accept 'Al', so I look for 'Coholic.'

calichix
12-06-2009, 02:37 PM
an HOUR? an hour of like, full on intercourse? dude! have you gotten off yet in this scenario?

Al Coholic
12-06-2009, 02:57 PM
Sometimes. I got some pain pills after some minor surgury. They desensetize you to the extent that sex feels great, but you never quite make it over the hump to orgasm. normally sex with a condom is a 10-30 minute affair, depending on how long I want to last.

Honestly I don't understand why people spend so much money on "making sex last longer". Just take some pain pills and wear a condom.

dexter12296566
12-06-2009, 03:44 PM
I'm experiencing premature ejaculation.

That is something I didn't need to know!

_Lost_
12-06-2009, 03:53 PM
Sure you did! Now you can go through life knowing, if you were ever to run into Thi and try to have sex with him, that him blowing his cork early is a distinct possibility. Thus, you won't have to freak out and run away.

Al Coholic
12-06-2009, 04:33 PM
Yeah, because he can just wipe it off and go again in 3 minutes. That's the whole point.


Seriously it's like I'm expected to know atleast some vaginal intricacies, but a penis is so simplistic. Are there women out there that really don't know about the easy one?

calichix
12-07-2009, 10:01 AM
before I knew about the easy one I thought I was just a sex goddess. :[


that's rough, I wouldn't wanna get down for an hour even if he *could* last that long. if Woman hasn't gotten off once or twice by minute 15 it's like, TCB dude.

T-6005
12-07-2009, 10:37 AM
Seriously, people who talk about hours of sex just bum me out.

It's like a) what are you really doing that whole time and b) why would you want to do it that long? Eventually you're going to want to reach the climax and enjoy a little afterglow.

Also, I love calichix's hypothetical on the "*could* last that long."


Yeah, because he can just wipe it off and go again in 3 minutes. That's the whole point.
Well, for me the point is I wipe it off and leave.

Llamas
12-07-2009, 10:55 AM
I'm also quite confused as to why someone would want to last an hour... half hour is sufficient. This kind of goes hand in hand for me with, why do people pride themselves in being able to drink like 20 beers before passing out? I'd rather get drunk off like 4 than needing 15...

SweetTatyana
12-07-2009, 05:28 PM
Yeah I imagine after half an hour it would start to hurt.

dexter12296566
12-07-2009, 05:32 PM
Sure you did! Now you can go through life knowing, if you were ever to run into Thi and try to have sex with him, that him blowing his cork early is a distinct possibility. Thus, you won't have to freak out and run away.

GROSS! That is totally disgusting! Besides, I don't think he is a pedofile and I don't want to go to Canada anytime in the near(could be years) future!