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AllIn All It's Not So Bad
12-07-2009, 06:42 PM
so my owner could give me tons of catnip

dexter12296566
12-07-2009, 06:45 PM
First of all, catnip taste like shit and you would get fat. I must say it would be very relaxing being a cat. Sleeping, resting, looking out a window(the sleeping part seems fine but the rest seems boring)!

randy
12-07-2009, 07:33 PM
I´d like to be Pete Doherty´s cat.

0r4ng3
12-07-2009, 08:00 PM
First of all, catnip taste like shit and you would get fat.
It probably tastes different if you're a cat. Like, I'm pretty sure stuff like cat food is supposed to taste kind of weird to us, but it's like marshmallows to them.

coke_a_holic
12-07-2009, 08:18 PM
Sometimes i wish that i was a cat (http://www.quoteunquoterecords.com/qur024/004.mp3), sleeping in a sunray all day. Eating, getting fat, cuddly unconditional love for my family and friends. I'd let you know every day that i love you, i love you, i love you.

T-6005
12-07-2009, 09:26 PM
I'd let you know every day that i love you, i love you, i love you.

So I'll file you under "never owned a cat."

sKratch
12-08-2009, 07:17 PM
Public service announcement:

"I wish" puts your sentence in the conditional tense. In the conditional, you should use "I wish I were" rather than "I wish I was".

SåS
12-08-2009, 07:26 PM
i wish i was a punkrocker, with flowers in the hair

nieh
12-08-2009, 07:52 PM
So I'll file you under "never owned a cat."

My cat shows she loves me constantly. She's almost annoyingly affectionate sometimes.

_Lost_
12-08-2009, 08:06 PM
So I'll file you under "never owned a cat."

Don't let RC see you say that. He's highly defensive of his cat.

RickyCrack
12-08-2009, 08:18 PM
I have two cats now. And they are awesome

nieh
12-08-2009, 08:21 PM
I have two cats now. And they are awesome

Mine's better.

RickyCrack
12-08-2009, 08:23 PM
is this a cat challenge?

nieh
12-08-2009, 08:23 PM
Maybe.
How exactly does one settle a cat challenge?

RickyCrack
12-08-2009, 08:25 PM
no idea.

CAT NICKNAMES GO.

Lizardus
12-08-2009, 08:26 PM
My cat poops on your doorstep if he knows you don't like him.
He also learns your schedule so he can poop in a place before you get there.

nieh
12-08-2009, 08:28 PM
I'm not the kind of person to give nicknames to anyone, cat or otherwise.

RickyCrack
12-08-2009, 08:41 PM
That's cool. General Meow is the best name for a cat ever. Room mate tried to name her frankie (DUMB NAME) but i refused, just like i refuse to call chunkers (their yellow long haired chihuahua) by his name. his name IS banana.

kitten's name is: General Meow, Meowzipan, Kimbo Slice, Samuel L Jackson, Kimbo Samuel L Jackson Slice, or Harriet Tubman.

Cat's name is just Zuka Stupid Stinky Gervais.

and they both french me in the morning so i wake up and feed them.

nieh
12-08-2009, 09:11 PM
That's hot.

Lizardus
12-08-2009, 09:40 PM
That's cool. General Meow is the best name for a cat ever. Room mate tried to name her frankie (DUMB NAME) but i refused, just like i refuse to call chunkers (their yellow long haired chihuahua) by his name. his name IS banana.

kitten's name is: General Meow, Meowzipan, Kimbo Slice, Samuel L Jackson, Kimbo Samuel L Jackson Slice, or Harriet Tubman.

Cat's name is just Zuka Stupid Stinky Gervais.

and they both french me in the morning so i wake up and feed them.

How about snagglepuss?

_Lost_
12-08-2009, 10:16 PM
My cat that I got when I was 9 is Buffy the mouse slayer... Though the only thing she's slayed is one of those toy mice... if that. Maybe one of those things from the milk cap that you pull off to open it.

She responds to Buffy, Buffbuff, Noodle, Buffernoodle, BB (short for BuffBuff) and Fat Cat.

For like two years, I refused to call her anything but Fat Cat. She's like a beach ball. Something about the genetics of those cats. Her mom is the same way, but until we got Buffy fixed and before my aunt got Emmy fixed, they were of a normal shape.

My sister's cat is Smokey Joe. His nicknames are less awesome. The only one I like is Mojojojo, like the bad guy in Power Puff Girls. hey... we were little.

RickyCrack
12-08-2009, 10:18 PM
my room mate has some mice too, she wouldn't name them mr and mrs norris. (i live with my brother and his wife.)

_Lost_
12-08-2009, 10:40 PM
I want to get a cat and name it Ham Sandwich... I don't know why... just always wanted a cat I could call Ham.

dexter12296566
12-09-2009, 05:21 AM
It probably tastes different if you're a cat. Like, I'm pretty sure stuff like cat food is supposed to taste kind of weird to us, but it's like marshmallows to them.

it doesn't just taste weird it is gross(I thought it was Captain Crunch and Sophie said it was Captain Crunch!

As for T-6005's comment, some cats are affectionate. My cat(really my friend's cat), on the other hand is psycho!

RageAndLov
12-09-2009, 06:27 AM
My cat shows she loves me constantly. She's almost annoyingly affectionate sometimes.

She is the one visiting you all the time when you take a dump, right?

DMelges
12-09-2009, 07:16 AM
My cat enjoys the discovery channel, and my dog enjoys Two and a Half Men

Thomas
12-09-2009, 07:35 AM
it doesn't just taste weird it is gross(I thought it was Captain Crunch and Sophie said it was Captain Crunch!

As for T-6005's comment, some cats are affectionate. My cat(really my friend's cat), on the other hand is psycho!

But you missed the point that the stuff tastes really good to cats...

dexter12296566
12-09-2009, 11:04 AM
But you missed the point that the stuff tastes really good to cats...

I don't see how they make it to taste good to cats. How do they know how cats taste food? Do they just try random stuff until a cat likes it?

DMelges
12-09-2009, 11:14 AM
My cat likes to eat his cat food and plastic.

dexter12296566
12-09-2009, 11:16 AM
My cat likes to eat his cat food and plastic.

My cat(neighbor's cat) drinks toilet water and eats whatever the six year-old that owns it leaves on the floor! I had a turtle once(for eight years) that ate worms, eggs, plain donut, chicken flavored dog food, custard pie and blueberries.

DMelges
12-09-2009, 11:18 AM
My cat(neighbor's cat) drinks toilet water and eats whatever the six year-old that owns it leaves on the floor! I had a turtle once(for eight years) that ate worms, eggs, plain donut, chicken flavored dog food, custard pie and blueberries.

Your turtle used to eat donuts ? wow

skitogg
01-07-2010, 06:57 PM
My turtle would eat stuff like that,he would always get the crumbs in his afro, sadly though Mr.Funkyfreshturtledudethe6th died not too long ago from a very serious heart attack, the vet could'nt get to his heart,cuz his shell was in the way.

But now my pet apples eat junk food all the time.:)

afro? apples? that's interesting.....

I wish my cat was a cactus.. I've always wanted a cactus

ospringfan112113
01-07-2010, 07:18 PM
afro? apples? that's interesting.....

I wish my cat was a cactus.. I've always wanted a cactusIve never had a cuctus, But I was best friends with the shactus.:)

BandWithoutAName
01-07-2010, 07:20 PM
Soft kitty, warm kitty
Little ball of furr
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty
purr, purr, purr.....

Paint_It_Black
01-07-2010, 07:26 PM
She responds to Buffy, Buffbuff, Noodle, Buffernoodle, BB (short for BuffBuff) and Fat Cat.

So, basically anything then.

I once had to prove to my wife that her ridiculous Pomeranian wasn't some genius who "knew all his names", but in fact he just responded to the tone of voice. She didn't find it as entertaining as I did when he came happily trotting over to me, little gay tail wagging to the command of "here stupid little fucker, here girl".


I don't see how they make it to taste good to cats.

Learn to look shit up. Please. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catnip It's not about taste.

Jessika
01-08-2010, 01:11 AM
To this conversation, I would like to add...
Mjau, mjau, mjau, mjau, mjau, mjau, mjau

(Mjau = meow)


Soft kitty, warm kitty
Little ball of furr
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty
purr, purr, purr.....

Haha Sheldon ftw :D

ospringfan112113
01-16-2010, 04:23 PM
If I was a cat I would wanna have rabies,:D

Alison
01-16-2010, 04:24 PM
my dogd eat curry and sausges beat that butttchhesssssssfff

PedroACastro
01-16-2010, 04:29 PM
my cat tryes to eat everything. he's 21 years old though so he probably doesn't know what he's eating

ospringfan112113
01-16-2010, 04:31 PM
my cat tryes to eat everything. he's 21 years old though so he probably doesn't know what he's eatingWow 21?! Thats like 147 in cat years!

Alison
01-16-2010, 04:33 PM
Eva ny dog is like fucking 16 and not a mogrel

PedroACastro
01-16-2010, 04:34 PM
its not that old in human years i think but its pretty old lol

Alison
01-16-2010, 04:34 PM
someotake me offlien i so drunk

IamSam
01-16-2010, 04:36 PM
Somebody is waaaaaaaaaaaasted.

ospringfan112113
01-16-2010, 04:38 PM
its not that old in human years i think but its pretty old lolmy cat is only 6 but I think she will go blind soon, cuz she likes to rub her head on everything she loves and aparently she loves the thumbtacks in my room.:D

PedroACastro
01-16-2010, 04:39 PM
my cat is only 6 (42 in human years) but I think she will go blind soon, cuz she likes to rub her head on everything she loves and aparently she loves the thumbtacks in my room.:D

yeah my cat's already blind. he's the cat equivalent of people in zombieland

chicapowerpunk
01-16-2010, 04:43 PM
so my owner could give me tons of catnip

http://www.curiosidad.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/fotos-gatos.jpg

Greetings!!:D

Alison
01-16-2010, 04:45 PM
i found nin ja cat tofay on youtube. soooo funny