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BandWithoutAName
12-10-2009, 07:05 PM
I had my elbow on my desk with my chin on my palm and my fingers against the side of my face when the head slipped.

It hurts like hell.

Won't stop watering.

And I can't see.

DMelges
12-10-2009, 07:09 PM
Don't you love it when stuff like that happens? Like you reach to scratch below your eye and accidentally almost poke your eye through your brain.

Al Coholic
12-10-2009, 07:54 PM
It's pretty funny to me that I'm watching a documentary about Darwinism right now.

Lizardus
12-10-2009, 10:50 PM
I would just drop my pants right there and start jacking off.

To ease the pain of course.

RageAndLov
12-11-2009, 02:04 AM
http://jenden.us/storage/JD/img/why_would_you_do_that.jpg

Jojan
12-11-2009, 07:00 AM
I did something similar like... never! :-D

Apathy
12-11-2009, 10:09 AM
Why does everyone else from wisconsin have to be such an imbecile.

dff_punk
12-11-2009, 11:18 AM
I misread it as "I just puked myself in the eye.". Pity it is not the actual title.

Rooster
12-11-2009, 12:29 PM
I misread it as "I just puked myself in the eye.". Pity it is not the actual title.

Get out of my brain, now!



On a side note, once i managed to spit in my own eye. WHILE LOOKING DOWN! Yeah, beat this, motherfuckers.

dexter12296566
12-11-2009, 03:23 PM
I hate it when that happens. Sometimes I will try to put my hair back and I jab my thumb right into my eye!

Cock Joke
12-11-2009, 11:01 PM
I once poked my eye with my penis

Rooster
12-12-2009, 06:58 AM
I saw that pen-is joke coming from 2.6 miles away...

dexter12296566
12-12-2009, 06:59 AM
I saw that pen-is joke coming from 2.6 miles away...

I don't get it!

?????

Rooster
12-12-2009, 07:03 AM
Highlight the word "pen" in cock joke's post...

dexter12296566
12-12-2009, 07:05 AM
Highlight the word "pen" in cock joke's post...

Oh... why does he always do thatshit?

KHWHD
12-12-2009, 07:16 AM
Oh... why does he always do thatshit?

Get used to it.

ospringfan112113
01-10-2010, 03:58 PM
I had my elbow on my desk with my chin on my palm and my fingers against the side of my face when the head slipped.

It hurts like hell.

Won't stop watering.

And I can't see.
Ouch, that happened to me the other day, you should put some ice on it.

Look on the bright side, you will most likely end up with a really cool black eye.:):D

Camilamazed
01-10-2010, 04:42 PM
I can relate. I seem to do that to myself quite often. I guess I don't like my eyes, last week I was washing my hair and let a handfull of shampoo get into them.. It hurt for a day even though I washed it off..

=(

ad8
01-11-2010, 01:26 PM
I once poked my eye with my penis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EQ_VVMtKck

holland25
02-22-2010, 02:17 PM
Alright. You just made it into my ignore list.