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SicN Twisted
01-26-2005, 03:04 PM
What do you say to a black Jew?

Get to the back of the oven

What's the difference a Jew and a pizza?

Pizza's don't scream in the oven

What's the difference between a nigger and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

Sunny
01-26-2005, 03:29 PM
oh cmon they're soooo old.

wheelchairman
01-26-2005, 03:49 PM
Why couldn't Santa Claus be a jew? Because jews usually go up chimneys.

and once in class, my very pro-Israeli friend asked me what the mass-murder of jews was called (he thought it might be semi-cide.) I told him it was 'pesticide.'

dirtybird
01-26-2005, 08:04 PM
a black guy and 2 mexicans are in a car. who's driving?

the cop.

--

what's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit?

the bucket.

--

why are black guy's so strong?

TV's are getting heavier these days

--

why are black guy's so fast?

all the slow ones are in jail

--

how do you keep a black guy from jumping in bed?

put velcro on the ceiling (their afros)

--

what do you call a black guy riding a bike?

a thief

--

how do you kill 100 flies at once?

hit an ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

--

16 mexicans are riding in a car. who's driving?

their mom (i made that one up)

meaning_of_life
01-26-2005, 09:51 PM
erm, they were old and lame, dirtybird.
Q. why do niggers like basketball so much?
A. because it involves running, shooting & stealing

DirtyMagical
01-26-2005, 10:24 PM
What's long and black?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
...The unemployment line))

SkunkIt
01-26-2005, 10:33 PM
I'm not racist, but I find racist jokes funny.


What do you call an Afghan woman without a head cover on?

Afghan porn.

Anya82
01-27-2005, 08:26 AM
16 mexicans are riding in a car. who's driving?

their mom (i made that one up)

that wasn't funny at all!!
i found the first one (about the cop) less lame...

(and no, i'm not saying that because i'm mexican.. i don't even care if people make jokes about mexicans.. hehehe.. some of them are pretty funny indeed :D )

shatskater
01-27-2005, 08:44 AM
alright. just so i dont sound racist. a white joke.

what do you call a white guy on fire? a fire-cracker

What do you call a mexican on a bike? a theif

What do you call two mexicans on a bike? organized crime

if a black guy and a chinese girl have a kid what would the race be called?
a chigger

Why does a Jew pick his nose?
It's cheaper than using a tissue.

What is the title of the Jew favorite how-to-book?
"How to Make Money!"

When a Jew throws a party, what do his guests drive?
The goys crazy!

Why did the Jew rush to the discount store?

The ad said: "CHEAP!!!"

Why is the rhinoceros jealous of Jews?
Jews have bigger noses.

What time is bed time at the Jew's house?
When electricity is too expensive.

What do Jews and niggers both like to ride?
Blondes.

What is the worst stain on a Jew's underwear?
Lipstick from a Jewess.

Why does the Jew do after one of his friends leaves?

He checks the sofa for loose change.


What did the sunbather shout at the Jew?
No, I won't PAY you for sunshine!

What is a Jew's ideal of a perfect 10?
Any blonde he can get.

Why did the Jew want his own kid?
Cheap labor.

What repulsive thing can be found in a Jew's clothes?
The occupant.

What has a big nose, stinks, and acts like a repulsive jerk?
The typical Jew.

Why did the gas company fire the Jew?
He was allergic to gas.

Why are Jews' pants so big?
So they don't need to buy a wallet.

Why don't Jews eat pork?
The Torah prohibits cannibalism.

What did the Jew say to the bank teller?

I want MORE!

Where does the Jew look for dates?
Porn sites.

Why does the Jew hate his own reputation?
The truth hurts!

What caused the Jew's biggest problem?
The greatest man who ever lived, ADOLF HITLER!

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-27-2005, 08:45 AM
alright. just so i dont sound racist. a white joke.

what do you call a white guy on fire? a fire-cracker

What do you call a mexican on a bike? a theif

What do you call two mexicans on a bike? organized crime

if a black guy and a chinese girl have a kid what would the race be called?
a chigger

Why does a Jew pick his nose?
It's cheaper than using a tissue.

What is the title of the Jew favorite how-to-book?
"How to Make Money!"

When a Jew throws a party, what do his guests drive?
The goys crazy!

Why did the Jew rush to the discount store?

The ad said: "CHEAP!!!"

Why is the rhinoceros jealous of Jews?
Jews have bigger noses.

What time is bed time at the Jew's house?
When electricity is too expensive.

What do Jews and niggers both like to ride?
Blondes.

What is the worst stain on a Jew's underwear?
Lipstick from a Jewess.

Why does the Jew do after one of his friends leaves?

He checks the sofa for loose change.


What did the sunbather shout at the Jew?
No, I won't PAY you for sunshine!

What is a Jew's ideal of a perfect 10?
Any blonde he can get.

Why did the Jew want his own kid?
Cheap labor.

What repulsive thing can be found in a Jew's clothes?
The occupant.

What has a big nose, stinks, and acts like a repulsive jerk?
The typical Jew.

Why did the gas company fire the Jew?
He was allergic to gas.

Why are Jews' pants so big?
So they don't need to buy a wallet.

Why don't Jews eat pork?
The Torah prohibits cannibalism.

What did the Jew say to the bank teller?

I want MORE!

Where does the Jew look for dates?
Porn sites.

Why does the Jew hate his own reputation?
The truth hurts!

What caused the Jew's biggest problem?
The greatest man who ever lived, ADOLF HITLER!

Yeah.. you certainly dodged the whole racism bullet there.

Anya82
01-27-2005, 08:51 AM
@ shatskater:

keep on trying.... not very funny jokes :(

shatskater
01-27-2005, 08:56 AM
ok. ur opinion. and i respect that.

Lullaby
01-27-2005, 09:02 AM
@ shatskater:

keep on trying.... not very funny jokes :(


*givesanyaahug* want a cookie?

Anya82
01-27-2005, 09:05 AM
yay!!!
cookies!!!!!!

wait... what kind of cookie?

Lullaby
01-27-2005, 09:07 AM
yay!!!
cookies!!!!!!

wait... what kind of cookie?


I dunno..what kinda cookies do you like?

Anya82
01-27-2005, 09:10 AM
oreo cookies!!
or chocolate chip, or oatmeal with orange :)

wheelchairman
01-27-2005, 09:40 AM
Have to agree with Anya on the 16 mexicans in a car joke, I'm not sure what the punch line one, that mexicans have a lot of kids? It just sounded lame.

Disagree with her on the jew jokes though, those were class.

Anya82
01-27-2005, 09:44 AM
i think it was the point... but.. i'm not sure on that....

maybe cause some mexican natives have a lot of kids.. but... still... they DON'T have cars...
that's so sad... they live in extreme poberty :(
it's a shame my country doesn't appreciate its own culture and natives.

still: that "joke" sucked!

Anya82
01-27-2005, 12:56 PM
Why is the Mexican Olympic team so shitty?
Anyone who can run or swim is in the US.


What's the differance between Batman and a black man.
Batman can go into a store without robbin.

hehehehe.. i liked those two

Anya82
01-27-2005, 12:58 PM
only if you come with me, darlin'

Anya82
01-27-2005, 01:08 PM
don't worry, we'll work something up.
he :rolleyes:

Anya82
01-27-2005, 01:19 PM
what a beautiful world....

damn.. that's so sad...
poor people.. life's hard for them :(

Anya82
01-27-2005, 01:21 PM
why are you always like that?
why do you hate everything and everyone so much?

Anya82
01-27-2005, 01:22 PM
wait.... i'm turning this thread into another "TripBoy" thread... and we're all sick of 'em...

sorry, you all! :o

RXP
01-27-2005, 01:23 PM
Because he's an alcoholic.

HornyPope
01-27-2005, 03:15 PM
This one has been my long favourite.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read?
Because he's black.

Anya82
01-27-2005, 03:34 PM
absolutely NOT funny.......next!

meaning_of_life
01-28-2005, 03:50 AM
This one has been my long favourite.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read?
Because he's black.
now thats humour.

why do people throw up in the gutter?

to give niggers breakfast in bed

ey-drien
01-28-2005, 04:36 AM
That's one of the worst topics I've ever read in this forum! I wonder, it wasn't started by TripBoy.

I can't laugh over this kind of jokes, and I've never seen them as funny anyway...

meaning_of_life
01-28-2005, 04:40 AM
relax, youl live longer.

ey-drien
01-28-2005, 04:44 AM
No, I'm not angry about things the others write, or they laugh about. I just expressed my personal opinion.

meaning_of_life
01-28-2005, 04:51 AM
opinion accepted. but why bother posting to say that you dont like them?

ey-drien
01-28-2005, 05:04 AM
opinion accepted. but why bother posting to say that you dont like them?
Just to show that there are still people in this board which don't like this shit (sorry - that was no personal offense!)

dirtybird
01-28-2005, 04:46 PM
erm, they were old and lame, dirtybird.
Q. why do niggers like basketball so much?
A. because it involves running, shooting & stealing

and you said mine were old?

dirtybird
01-28-2005, 04:49 PM
a
What do you call a mexican on a bike? a theif



i already used that one

what would happen if a jew w/ a full erection walked into a door?

he would break his nose

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what's a jew delimma?

free ham

dirtybird
01-28-2005, 04:50 PM
Your personal opinion doesn't stop gooks, niggers and arabs from being slaughtered wholesale. Ha ha ha!

my thoughts exactly

Chup
01-28-2005, 04:53 PM
Less negros less racist...

dirtybird
01-28-2005, 04:55 PM
Why is the Mexican Olympic team so shitty?
Anyone who can run or swim is in the US.


run, JUMP, or swim is even better.
also FREE ham.. not to be a critic.

ThatOneGuy123
01-28-2005, 05:20 PM
NOT A RACIST JOKE PARTIALLY:Yo momma is like a brick shes flat,hard,and gets laid by mexicans everyday


RACIST JOKES:Whats the easiest way to die....stand in the unemployment line wearing all white and a hood

I cant think of anymore.........

gradeA
01-28-2005, 06:19 PM
How do you steal an Etheopians dinner?

Pick his nose.
lmao! goddamn that funny!

Revolver-2005?
01-28-2005, 10:57 PM
u know i find about 95% of all these jokes very...offensive

bd007h
01-29-2005, 11:38 AM
I saw this one on the internet. It's sooo bad.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white????


Alive

meaning_of_life
01-29-2005, 06:49 PM
why do niggers carry shit in there pockets?

for I.D.

Bad_Girl
01-30-2005, 09:25 AM
Those were awful
What are you???
A lot of shit. Stupid people.
How can u be so stupid???
racialism is stupidity. I hope u change. I'll not tell u what to do, you should know it very well.

the_GoDdEsS
01-30-2005, 09:52 AM
You hurt my eyes just now. Stop taking everything seriously.

Noodles is gay
01-30-2005, 10:34 AM
Why did Hitler shoot himself?

He got the gas bill :eek:

!rock on!
01-30-2005, 01:50 PM
Those were awful
What are you???
A lot of shit. Stupid people.
How can u be so stupid???
racialism is stupidity. I hope u change. I'll not tell u what to do, you should know it very well.
why are some peaple so horibel.....raciaslism is sooo nasty

ThatOneGuy123
01-30-2005, 01:52 PM
raciaslism



what the fuck is this word? and people dont really care so theres no point in asking why

queen_jenni
03-19-2005, 01:36 PM
hey dudes and dudettes racism is stupid and disgustng!!!

Slim Pickens The Bomb Rider
03-19-2005, 01:47 PM
This aint no racist joke but hey....


I got a new car radio yesterday and it is terrific.






If I say "Rock" it plays rock and roll.

If I say "Rap" it plays rap.



If I say "Love" it plays love songs.







Three kids ran out in front of the car

and I said

"Fucking kids!"

And it played Michael Jackson.

Whiplash
09-02-2006, 08:54 AM
Why din't the jews fight in ww2???






They where all on camp.

wheelchairman
09-02-2006, 08:58 AM
Unnecessary bump, but a good one.

The best part of this thread is Anya overreacting to all the jokes.

0r4ng3
09-02-2006, 09:02 AM
I love it how a few people were all like "hey, I'm just dropping in to say racism is bad."

Also, only one Asian joke? You guys can do better than that.

Whiplash
09-02-2006, 09:04 AM
How do you call a chinese man in a bag???

Take away chinese


Ok its pretty lame but its the only asian one i could think of.

Whiplash
09-02-2006, 09:07 AM
How do you know if a chink robbed your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later the chink is still trying to back out of your driveway!


Why is a gook like a computer?
They both only see bits!


How do you blindfold a gook?
Dental floss!


What's the difference between a Jap and Jello?
Jello wiggles when you eat it.


What do you call a gook with one testicle?
Whatwentwong.


What do you call a fat chinaman?
A Chunk!

Amiralanal
09-02-2006, 09:07 AM
how come there are no mexicans on star trek?

they wont work in the future either

Whiplash
09-02-2006, 09:10 AM
How do you call a nigger in the sewer?

Lifeguard.

How do you call a pile of dumpsters?

A black mans apartment building.

What do you do when you see a blackman jumping in your backyard?

Shoot again.

What do you do when you c a black man tap on the window?

turn up your oven.

Sin Studly
09-02-2006, 09:16 AM
How do you get a gin pregnant?
Come in the gutter and let the flies do the rest.

How do you stop a boong from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.

Person 1 Do you know how to stop a boong from committing suicide?
Person 2 No
Person 1 Good

What's black and brown and looks great on a boong?
A rottweiler

Why do boongs stink?
So blind people can hate them too.

What's the difference between a dead snake on the road and a dead boong on the road?
There are brake marks in front of the snake.

How many boongs does it take to eat a kangaroo?
Three. Two to eat it, and one to watch for trucks.

What's the difference between a boong and a bucket of shit?
The bucket

What do you do if you see a coon with half a head?
Reload.

Why do gins eat with their legs open?
To keep the flies off their food.

Autonomist
09-02-2006, 09:20 AM
Love love love racist jokes. Even if this thread is over a year old, ya'll need to stop being so uptight.

My favourites;

What's the difference between dog shit and niggers?
When dog shit gets old it turns white and stops stinking.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
Niggers.

How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

What do you call 50 niggers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.

Why are niggers like sperm?
Only one in a million actually work.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.

What do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles have in common?
They're both niggers.

How come Stevie Wonder & Ray Charles can't read?
They're both niggers.

What do you have if you've got a nigger up to his neck in cement?
Not enough cement.

Why don't niggers like blowjobs?
Because they're still jobs.

Why don't you run over a nigger on a bike?
Its probably your bike.

What do you call 10 niggers in a steam room?
Gorillas In The Mist.

What do you call a white man surrounded by 100 niggers?
Warden.

What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn't drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn't collect welfare, and doesn't rape women?
An inmate.

When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger?
When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.

etc.

Sin Studly
09-02-2006, 09:21 AM
What's black and white and red all over?
RACE WAR!!!!!

Whiplash
09-02-2006, 09:23 AM
What do you call 1 nigger on the moon?

Problem.

What do you call 2 niggers on the moon?

Bigger problem.

What do you call all niggers on the moon?

Problem solved.



What do you call all niggers lined up next to the road?

Curve.

DeAtHsTaR
09-02-2006, 09:26 AM
What's the difference between a nigger and a couch?







A couch can support a family.

Sin Studly
09-02-2006, 09:30 AM
How do you make a Soviet X-ray?
Stand a Muscovite between two Ukrainians

How do you make Chicken Kiev?
First, pre-heat the city to 400 degrees

How can you tell a demonstration is Ukranian?
The first row is full of communist activists, the second row is full of anti-communist acitivists, and the third row is full of radioactivists.

endlesst0m
09-02-2006, 09:32 AM
Q:Why are niggers afraid to go to bathroom?

A:They think they're melting.

Sin Studly
09-02-2006, 09:34 AM
How do you know Ukranians are the greatest scientists in the world?
The fulfilled Russia's five-year power generation plan.... in just 0.004 microseconds

How do you know if a Ukranian believes your environmental report?
He wags his tail.

Whiplash
09-02-2006, 09:37 AM
How was copper wire invented?

2 niggers where pulling on a penny.

endlesst0m
09-02-2006, 09:37 AM
How was copper wire invented?

2 niggers where pulling on a penny.

It's supposed to be jews in that joke, not niggers. But I'm sure niggers would do that too.

Whiplash
09-02-2006, 09:41 AM
How can you keep a jew running all day long??

Put him in a round room and tell him there is a dollar in the corner.

Sin Studly
09-02-2006, 09:45 AM
What do Ukrainian men call their genitals?
Glowsticks

What do you get if you skin a Ukranian?
A lava-lamp

Why did the Ukranian get put in the wrong Guiness World Records catagory?
They thought 'nine feet' was his height.

Whiplash
09-02-2006, 09:46 AM
Hahaha are ukrainiens really that bad? I'm going there in about 5 weeks(to kiev)

Sin Studly
09-02-2006, 09:47 AM
You just don't get it, do you?

Whiplash
09-02-2006, 09:48 AM
I do get it radiation jokes.

Sin Studly
09-02-2006, 09:50 AM
No, they're not really that bad.

Whiplash
09-02-2006, 09:53 AM
Nah, but i was just wondering. but back on topic:


What do you call a nigger with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick!

Sin Studly
09-02-2006, 09:55 AM
What do you call a Ukrainian streetlight?
A tree.

HornyPope
09-02-2006, 10:59 AM
Hah, new age Ukrainian jokes!

Sin Studly
09-02-2006, 11:23 AM
What's the most popular hobby for Ukrainian men?
Huntin' and Fission.

What do Ukrainians do at soccer matches?
The micro-wave.

What's the most popular type of music in the Ukraine?
Heavy metals.

Why don't Ukrainian surgeons wear gloves?
They're already sterile.

How many Ukrainians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to remove the bulb, and one to fill it with fresh dirt.


edit ; somebody help me out, I've been making these up myself since the glowsticks joke.

Sin Studly
09-02-2006, 11:26 AM
What was King Solomon doing in the Ukraine?
Two scientists both claimed they invented the atom.

Sin Studly
09-02-2006, 11:37 AM
What do they call puberty in the Ukraine?
Glowing pains.

What's the most popular salad dressing in the Ukraine?
Caesium.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
09-02-2006, 12:02 PM
How many Jews can you fit in a car?
--
Two in the front, three in the back, and ten-thousand in the ashtray.

barangatang
09-04-2006, 04:03 AM
Don't know if this has been said before...




Why do black people have white palms....


because everyone has to have a little good in them.

Sin Studly
09-04-2006, 04:12 AM
So old, so lame, so nothing.

Autonomist
09-04-2006, 04:46 AM
How do you get Pikachu on a stick?
Poke'mon!

the_GoDdEsS
09-04-2006, 04:47 AM
The fuck?...

Paint_It_Black
09-04-2006, 04:50 AM
"Poke him on". It's a horrible pun.

calichix
09-04-2006, 10:29 AM
You’re like one of those really nerdy kids who sits in the back of your high school Chemistry class carving pentagrams into the desks and chuckling manically to yourself about nothing in hopes that someone will ask you what it is, but no one cares so they never do.

Apathy
09-04-2006, 11:10 AM
I don't even get half of these jokes.

What the hell is a boong?

0r4ng3
09-04-2006, 11:11 AM
How do you get Pikachu on a stick?
Poke'mon!
Someone explain this to me. How is this racist?

Nineteen Seventy Nine
09-04-2006, 11:13 AM
Someone explain this to me. How is this racist?

Why, he's offending all species of the pikachu kind. There's probably a pichu cutting itself right now because of that joke.

the_GoDdEsS
09-04-2006, 11:16 AM
Stop being retards.

endlesst0m
09-04-2006, 11:18 AM
Q:Why did so many niggers move to Detroit?

A:They heard there were no jobs there.

Steerpike
09-04-2006, 11:20 AM
Someone explain this to me. How is this racist?
Because 'Autonomist' is under the insane delusion that Pokemon and all the other poorly-drawn creatures which inhabit Cartoon Network are real.

noodlesfan
09-04-2006, 12:18 PM
I didn't feel like reading the rest of them, so excuse me if this is repeated.


How do you starve a nigger?
-put his food stamps in his workboots

Endymion
09-04-2006, 12:21 PM
what was the first government-subsidized housing plan?

uncle tom's cabin.

Tijs
09-04-2006, 12:49 PM
Not sure how this one's going to work out, since I only know it in Dutch, but here it goes:

What do you do when two black people go out?

Set two new ones on fire.

Little_Miss_1565
09-04-2006, 12:51 PM
Here are a couple jokes in honor of this thread starter:

Q: Hey SicN Twisted, tell me about the time you did heroin when you were 8!

A: [awkward silence]

And another!

Q: Any luck finding the clitoris yet?

A: [leaves board for six months]

nieh
09-04-2006, 12:54 PM
Gold. I still wish he came out for SOAP.

Sin Studly
09-04-2006, 01:04 PM
Here are a couple jokes in honor of this thread starter:

Q: Hey SicN Twisted, tell me about the time you did heroin when you were 8!

A: [awkward silence]

And another!

Q: Any luck finding the clitoris yet?

A: [leaves board for six months]

Muahahahahah!

Q. What's the only thing SicN Twisted doesn't know about heroin?
A. What it feels like.

Endymion
09-04-2006, 04:21 PM
have you heard about the famous black undersea explorer, jacque custodian?

noodlesfan
09-04-2006, 04:41 PM
What's black and white and red all over?
RACE WAR!!!!!

No joke, I actually told that joke to my mother only a few months ago.

Creepy.

H1T_That
09-04-2006, 04:49 PM
Not really racist, but i've got a good one that always goes down well at parties.

Okay, the room needs to have a few people in, with most people listening.

Q: Whats ugly as fuck and touches kids?

A: *say name of biggest loser in the room*


Example:

Q: Whats ugly as fuck and touches kids?

A: Ruroken.


Ironically its true in this instance.

noodlesfan
09-04-2006, 04:50 PM
What did the Jewish child molester say to the little kid?

- "Hey kid, you wanna buy some candy?"

H1T_That
09-04-2006, 04:52 PM
What did the Jewish child molester say to the little kid?

- "Hey kid, you wanna buy some candy?"

What did the black man say to the little kid?

- Give me some motherfuckin' chicken bitch.

JoY
09-04-2006, 05:14 PM
Not really racist, but i've got a good one that always goes down well at parties.

Okay, the room needs to have a few people in, with most people listening.

Q: Whats ugly as fuck and touches kids?

A: *say name of biggest loser in the room*


Example:

Q: Whats ugly as fuck and touches kids?

A: Ruroken.


Ironically its true in this instance.

in God's name, WHAT kind of parties.. DO you visit??

*spontaniously dies*

H1T_That
09-04-2006, 05:15 PM
in God's name, WHAT kind of parties.. DO you visit??

*spontaniously dies*

usually ones with a few losers to take the piss out of.

JoY
09-04-2006, 05:15 PM
Not sure how this one's going to work out, since I only know it in Dutch, but here it goes:

What do you do when two black people go out?

Set two new ones on fire.

once I translated this one in my head to Dutch, it had me giggling for a good two minutes.

JoY
09-04-2006, 05:17 PM
usually ones with a few losers to take the piss out of.

*raises eyebrow* THAT is taking the piss out of someone at parties you attend?

0r4ng3
09-04-2006, 05:19 PM
He did say they were losers.

H1T_That
09-04-2006, 05:19 PM
*raises eyebrow* THAT is taking the piss out of someone at parties you attend?

not for the most part, but its good for one off humiliations.

Paint_It_Black
09-04-2006, 06:43 PM
What did the Jewish child molester say to the little kid?

- "Hey kid, you wanna buy some candy?"

This was maybe the best thing you ever posted.


Ironically its true in this instance.

I actually thought this post was horribly unfunny until I reached the last line. Nice work.

sKratch
09-04-2006, 07:09 PM
once I translated this one in my head to Dutch, it had me giggling for a good two minutes.

It makes sense in English. Go out = extinguish.

JoY
09-04-2006, 07:11 PM
I know, but for some reason it didn't quite work for me in English.

Whiplash
09-05-2006, 07:18 AM
I get it in english but i don't really get it in dutch. weird.

Anya82
08-07-2007, 10:05 AM
a friend sent me this one:


Three kids are in school... a white, a black, and a hispanic kid. The teacher tells them to make a sentence with the words "LIVER" and "CHEESE".

WHITE KID says: "My mom made me a LIVER and CHEESE sandwich and it was good"

BLACK KID says: "My daddy told my momma to go get the government CHEESE and she didn't. So my daddy punched her in the LIVER"

HISPANIC KID says: "Some kids were trying to look under my sister's dress and I told the cabrones, 'Hey!!! LIVER alone, CHEESE my sister!!'"

Jakebert
08-07-2007, 10:19 AM
This thread reminded me of the age old saying "If you start your sentence off with "I'm not racist, but..." then you're probably a racist.

H1T_That
08-07-2007, 10:25 AM
This thread reminded me of the age old saying "If you start your sentence off with "I'm not racist, but..." then you're probably a racist.

I hate it when people say that.

Its like when people say "I don't mean to be horrible, but.."


They then say something like "I don't mean to be horrible, but i pretty much fucking loathe your existance."

But hey, they never meant to be horrible about it.

Dr.evil
08-07-2007, 07:21 PM
what do you say if your tv starts floating at night??



DROP IT NIGGER!!!

HeadAroundU
08-08-2007, 07:38 AM
/\ lololol.

aztecsun1
08-08-2007, 01:00 PM
How many Ethiopians can you fit in a tub? All of them. What do you call an Ethiopian with a dime on his head? A nail. What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? A rake.

Whiplash
08-08-2007, 01:14 PM
How do you kill 100 flies with one stone? Throw it at an etheopians face.

A black guy walks into the doctors office, he has a frog on his head. The doctor asks: What seems to be the problem? The frog answers: There's a tumor hanging from my ass.

Jakebert
08-08-2007, 01:46 PM
I have no clue if this was posted here or not, since I didn't want to skim through the crappy ones to see the good ones, but:

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? As many as you want, as long as you put them in the ashtray.