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dexter12296566
01-10-2010, 07:29 PM
Will anybody be kind enough to post a couple of jokes here for me. I really want to hear some new jokes and laugh a bit!

WebDudette
01-10-2010, 07:47 PM
I wanted to post an anti-joke but couldn't think of any. I google'd and and coincidentally, this is the first page (http://www.offspring.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-29723.html).

wheelchairman
01-10-2010, 07:53 PM
Here's a joke I told to my father-in-law and his family.

What do you say to a chick with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.

nieh
01-10-2010, 07:56 PM
I wanted to post an anti-joke but couldn't think of any. I google'd and and coincidentally, this is the first page (http://www.offspring.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-29723.html).

That's kind of absurd.

Two guys walked into a bar, which was pretty stupid because the second guy should've dodged it.

SweetTatyana
01-10-2010, 07:59 PM
This is pretty funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce4fc1cQI2Q

dexter12296566
01-10-2010, 08:02 PM
That's kind of absurd.

Two guys walked into a bar, which was pretty stupid because the second guy should've dodged it.

I heard that but a bit different

two blondes walk into a bar... you woulda thought the second one would have seen it comin'

DMelges
01-10-2010, 08:17 PM
Here's one my dad told me in the car a couple hours ago.

A guy goes to get a prostate exame. The doctor, a woman, tells him to lay on his side, tuck his knees in, and say 99 while she examines him.. Then she tells him to do the same thing on the other side, tuck his knees in, and say 99 while she examines him. And then she tell him to lay on his back, while she holds his penis and testicles, and say 99. So the guy counts, 1...2...3....4....

:D

RageAndLov
01-11-2010, 01:12 AM
Here's a joke I told to my father-in-law and his family.

What do you say to a chick with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.

That made me laugh.

IamSam
01-11-2010, 07:24 AM
http://www.superpoop.com/113009/obama-facebook.jpg

dff_punk
01-11-2010, 07:36 AM
IamSam, that just made my day.

T-6005
01-11-2010, 01:06 PM
Wow, IAmSam. I knew I was right to put you in my ShoutOutZZZZZ list.

jacknife737
01-11-2010, 01:06 PM
There is just something about Putin's face that cracks me up everytime i see that.

Awesome post, Birch.

ad8
01-11-2010, 01:22 PM
Dexternumbers: I bet this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xH0xorgUoI)works for you

Llamas
01-11-2010, 02:04 PM
hahaha wow... whoever came up with that image is nothing short of a genius. The facial expressions are perfect.

holland25
01-11-2010, 02:32 PM
Birch wins so much in this thread it's unbelievable.

Sidewinder
01-11-2010, 03:10 PM
A couple old pics from idk where that I still enjoy:

http://i48.tinypic.com/2rnvvog.jpg





Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand....






http://i50.tinypic.com/2ykx55k.jpg

Llamas
01-11-2010, 03:18 PM
Totally don't get the first one (wtf?) and the second one is funny and gross at the same time :P

RageAndLov
01-11-2010, 03:57 PM
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l37/rageandlov/adultsimaginerayfriendsreligion.jpg

IamSam
01-11-2010, 03:58 PM
IamSam, that just made my day.


Wow, IAmSam. I knew I was right to put you in my ShoutOutZZZZZ list.


There is just something about Putin's face that cracks me up everytime i see that.

Awesome post, Birch.


hahaha wow... whoever came up with that image is nothing short of a genius. The facial expressions are perfect.


Birch wins so much in this thread it's unbelievable.

Why thank you all. Glad to put smiles on your faces!

dexter12296566
01-11-2010, 04:05 PM
Dexternumbers: I bet this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xH0xorgUoI)works for you

Most of those things don't work for me and neither did that but thatnk you, though. That baby was cute, just not funny.

WebDudette
01-12-2010, 01:00 AM
I love these type of comics. There are some Biden/Palin ones that are really funny and then this one that I love:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a145/SystemSloth/vindiesel.jpg

Sidewinder
01-12-2010, 05:06 AM
I have no idea if these are actually funny or not, I just got bored with MS paint one day.

http://i49.tinypic.com/2ptxq1d.jpg

http://i46.tinypic.com/2edujjt.jpg

http://i48.tinypic.com/2ebx106.jpg

Edit: This one is not by me but I think it's awesome.

http://i49.tinypic.com/mhaowh.jpg

Superdope
01-12-2010, 05:49 AM
http://www.comixed.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/khanspoiler-4-panel.jpg
__________

RageAndLov
01-12-2010, 08:00 AM
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l37/rageandlov/blackpeoplethejetsons.jpg

RageAndLov
01-12-2010, 08:01 AM
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l37/rageandlov/blanktekstdriving.jpg

jacknife737
01-12-2010, 11:25 AM
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g178/jacknife737/12429825744tththt.jpg

RageAndLov
01-12-2010, 12:42 PM
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g178/jacknife737/12429825744tththt.jpg

In Russia they recycle you.

ad8
01-12-2010, 01:22 PM
Most of those things don't work for me and neither did that but thatnk you, though. That baby was cute, just not funny.
I didn't think that it was funny, either. I still laughed at it when a friend of mine showed it to me. Maybe you should watch it with friends?;)

Harleyquiiinn
01-12-2010, 01:55 PM
Hmm the post of Ad8 reminded me of this, because he is from Germany.

That's my "I need to feel happier" video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe3FG4EOgyU

Not really funny but I just love that video...

michcio086
01-15-2010, 05:06 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khkf2q_h0As
Akon parody :)