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dirtybird
01-26-2005, 08:23 PM
i know unicorns are mystical creatures.. but who was the pervert that came up with the idea? honestly, think about it. if unicorns WERE real, what would the one horn be for?

Linda
01-26-2005, 08:24 PM
To stick up your ass? :p

dirtybird
01-26-2005, 08:27 PM
way to be blunt.. but yeah.. who came up with that idea?

samr
01-26-2005, 08:32 PM
I always thought they stabbed things, from the books of Narnia.

dirtybird
01-26-2005, 08:33 PM
those books were kind of boring.

samr
01-26-2005, 08:34 PM
boring like your mom ohh

dirtybird
01-26-2005, 08:35 PM
oh yeah.. yeah.. well.. your MOM went to college! what now?!

dirtybird
01-26-2005, 08:45 PM
im outa here, bye

Tijs
01-27-2005, 04:24 AM
Serious answer?
A few centuries ago sailors hunted a specific type of whale, the narwhale. They hunted them for their.. things on their heads (I don't know what those are called). And they sold them on the market saying it was from that mysterious animal; Unicorn. So it's just a myth.

http://www.lanephotography.com/P6080569.JPG

http://www.ada.org/prof/resources/pubs/adanews/images/040623_narwhal2.jpg

livingdeadgirl
01-31-2005, 07:58 AM
^yup wot he sed

Trip Boy
01-31-2005, 08:35 AM
I have one of those on my journal. But it's not a unicorn I swear!!! It's a horse with a sword on it's head, protecting my hopes and dreams.

MirandaV
01-31-2005, 08:39 AM
Unicorns are mysteriously beautifull.

Talman
01-31-2005, 09:05 AM
i know unicorns are mystical creatures.. but who was the pervert that came up with the idea? honestly, think about it. if unicorns WERE real, what would the one horn be for?

The horn would obviously be used for self defence, and anal.
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