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Al Coholic
01-16-2010, 11:56 PM
So how long are we gonna wait before we start calling this alt out? I think we should start next month. Someone revive this in mid-February.

Paint_It_Black
01-17-2010, 05:08 AM
The Talking Pie already did it. Sorry, Al.

The Talking Pie
01-17-2010, 05:56 AM
w3rd :cool:

Budzy
01-17-2010, 05:58 AM
i'm not an alt!

dexter12296566
01-17-2010, 08:53 AM
Leave her alone! She isn't an alt and she is awesome! Then I will only have two people to talk to and not three!

holland25
01-17-2010, 09:28 AM
How come that most people from the forums hate those who you love and consider awesome?

dff_punk
01-17-2010, 09:37 AM
It is a woman?

IamSam
01-17-2010, 12:25 PM
I already tried to call it out.

T-6005
01-17-2010, 01:09 PM
Why bother? What is this necessity for a virtual lynching?

IamSam
01-17-2010, 02:41 PM
Why bother? What is this necessity for a virtual lynching?

Because the foundation of the moral world is being destroyed by Socialists, Czars, and witches.

BURN THE HERETIC!

Alison
01-17-2010, 04:16 PM
Leave her alone! She isn't an alt and she is awesome! Then I will only have two people to talk to and not three!

Oh right ok, now that you've let everyone know this, we'll leave her alone... just for you :rolleyes:

DMelges
01-17-2010, 05:11 PM
Oh right ok, now that you've let everyone know this, we'll leave her alone... just for you :rolleyes:

Oh you're so nice :p

dexter12296566
01-18-2010, 05:00 PM
I can't be sure that she isn't an alt but she told me her name is Jen and that she also likes Dexter and she has pet apples

IamSam
01-18-2010, 05:13 PM
I can't be sure that she isn't an alt but she told me her name is Jen and that she also likes Dexter and she has pet apples

Pet apples. Who the fuck is it; Johnny Appleseed's long lost relative?

jacknife737
01-18-2010, 07:55 PM
Because the foundation of the moral world is being destroyed by Socialists, Czars, and witches.

BURN THE HERETIC!

http://communistcritic.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/angry-mob-simpsons.jpg

DMelges
01-18-2010, 08:37 PM
Why bother? What is this necessity for a virtual lynching?

Agreed. Why bother?

ospringfan112113
01-18-2010, 08:39 PM
I'm not an alt!



And yes pet apples,they are very annoying and they robbed dexter12296566 at her house, and left with 20 dollors to get a pizza!

dexter12296566
01-18-2010, 08:48 PM
I'm not an alt!



And yes pet apples,they are very annoying and they robbed dexter12296566 at her house, and left with 20 dollors to get a pizza!

Don't forget they ate my bed and stole my bathtub. I found the Omulet of Sour Cream in the toilet. What are they going to do with it?

ospringfan112113
01-18-2010, 08:50 PM
Don't forget they ate my bed and stole my bathtub. I found the Omulet of Sour Cream in the toilet. What are they going to do with it?They were gonna flush it to the sewer rats who would take it to Mexico and use it to attract the evil oranges and take over the world together.

dexter12296566
01-18-2010, 08:53 PM
They were gonna flush it to the sewer rats who would take it to Mexico and use it to attract the evil oranges and take over the world together.

I am allergic to oranges. I swear I am! Now the sewer rats are in on it too! Oh god this isn't going to work. You need to get up here right now and help. THEY ARE MULTIPLYING!

-Samantha-
01-18-2010, 08:53 PM
What the fuck is this about? What has she done wrong to anyone?

ospringfan112113
01-18-2010, 08:56 PM
I am allergic to oranges. I swear I am! Now the sewer rats are in on it too! Oh god this isn't going to work. You need to get up here right now and help. THEY ARE MULTIPLYING!Yes, if we do'nt stop them now they will whipe out our supply of tastey food and we will have to live off of lemonade and stale marshmellos!

DMelges
01-18-2010, 08:57 PM
It's the attack of the dorks....

ospringfan112113
01-18-2010, 09:05 PM
It's the attack of the dorks....we are dorks if we are ellergic to oranges and try to make sure out pet apples do'nt plot agenst us?

Little_Miss_1565
01-18-2010, 09:09 PM
Dexternumbers, Ospringfan -- please use AIM or MSN or a similar messaging program of your choice.

Thomas
01-18-2010, 09:10 PM
This thread blows.

dexter12296566
01-18-2010, 09:10 PM
It's the attack of the dorks....


we are dorks if we are ellergic to oranges and try to make sure out pet apples do'nt plot agenst us?

I will admit I am a dork but not for this reason. They weren't my pet apples until your brother taught them to read maps. How many of them are left down there? They have brought in there secret army of roaches!

ospringfan112113
01-18-2010, 09:12 PM
I will admit I am a dork but not for this reason. They weren't my pet apples until your brother taught them to read maps. How many of them are left down there? They have brought in there secret army of roaches!Oh no!,they do'nt have nunchucks do they?!

dexter12296566
01-18-2010, 09:13 PM
Dexternumbers, Ospringfan -- please use AIM or MSN or a similar messaging program of your choice.
Why? Maybe we want warn others of the dangers of villian apples!

This thread blows.
Easy for you to say! You aren't being attacked by evil apples and their roaches and sewer rats while making sure the oranges don't get involved. Jen, I think we need to call the tomatoes and mushrooms. I thought it was too early before but they just ate my neighbor's Justin Bieber magazine! They made her cry! We must do something!

Thomas
01-18-2010, 09:13 PM
Dexternumbers, Ospringfan -- please use AIM or MSN or a similar messaging program of your choice.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


EDIT: Seriously. Stop.

ospringfan112113
01-18-2010, 09:13 PM
This thread blows.I agree

dexter12296566
01-18-2010, 09:14 PM
Oh no!,they do'nt have nunchucks do they?!

Not that I know of but my nn-chuck and hammer have mysteriously disappeared, as did my mother's iPod! Coincedence?

dexter12296566
01-18-2010, 09:15 PM
I agree

Maybe the idea of this thread blows but our discussion now doesn't. This is serious!

ospringfan112113
01-18-2010, 09:16 PM
Why? Maybe we want warn others of the dangers of villian apples!

Easy for you to say! You aren't being attacked by evil apples and their roaches and sewer rats while making sure the oranges don't get involved. Jen, I think we need to call the tomatoes and mushrooms. I thought it was too early before but they just ate my neighbor's Justin Bieber magazine! They made her cry! We must do something!Yes and we should call in the celery, they have lots of wepons!



Wow, if only the real Justin Bieber was that easy to get rid of.

ospringfan112113
01-18-2010, 09:16 PM
Maybe the idea of this thread blows but our discussion now doesn't. This is serious!Yes you are right!

Al Coholic
01-18-2010, 09:16 PM
I can't be sure that she isn't an alt but she told me her name is Jen and that she also likes Dexter and she has pet apples

You're not even trying anymore either. You gotta be more of a person and less of a character if you're to be a sucessful alt. I mean it's like you want to give yourself away out of boredom.

dexter12296566
01-18-2010, 09:19 PM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


EDIT: Seriously. Stop.
If this thread annoys you, just don't look at it!

You're not even trying anymore either. You gotta be more of a person and less of a character if you're to be a sucessful alt. I mean it's like you want to give yourself away out of boredom.

What are you talking about?

ospringfan112113
01-18-2010, 09:23 PM
You're not even trying anymore either. You gotta be more of a person and less of a character if you're to be a sucessful alt. I mean it's like you want to give yourself away out of boredom.If I am an Alt how would I be able to post something about the same time as dexternumbers?

Al Coholic
01-18-2010, 09:25 PM
The Bighead defense has been debunked.

ospringfan112113
01-18-2010, 09:27 PM
The Bighead defense has been debunked.Well what do I do to prove I'm not an alt?

dexter12296566
01-18-2010, 09:28 PM
If I am an Alt how would I be able to post something about the same time as dexternumters you cant. ?

thats what i want to know. unless you are running between two computers if you open a new tab and go to the boards you stay logged in(at least if u use windows 7)

ospringfan112113
01-18-2010, 09:30 PM
thats what i want to know. unless you are running between two computers if you open a new tab and go to the boards you stay logged in(at least if u use windows 7)
Oh thank's Cass this is really gonna defend our case.

ospringfan112113
01-18-2010, 09:30 PM
thats what i want to know. unless you are running between two computers if you open a new tab and go to the boards you stay logged in(at least if u use windows 7)I'd never be able to aford two computers,I can barely aford one.

dexter12296566
01-18-2010, 09:32 PM
Well what do I do to prove I'm not an alt?

You can't do anything! A moderator would have to tell them!

ospringfan112113
01-18-2010, 09:33 PM
You can't do anything! A moderator would have to tell them!
How would the moderator know?

dexter12296566
01-18-2010, 09:35 PM
How would the moderator know?

The same way they know to ban alt accounts. Your IP Address. If we were the same person we would have the same IP Address because it would be made through the same computer or logged intothe same computer unless you are running back and forth between computers

ospringfan112113
01-18-2010, 09:38 PM
The same way they know to ban alt accounts. Your IP Address. If we were the same person we would have the same IP Address because it would be made through the same computer or logged intothe same computer unless you are running back and forth between computersOh, computer stuff,it's cool how they know that.

dexter12296566
01-18-2010, 09:39 PM
Oh, computer stuff,it's cool how they know that.

when you have access to the database and all of the user information it is real easy.

Little_Miss_1565
01-18-2010, 10:36 PM
Why? Maybe we want warn others of the dangers of villian apples!

Because it's obnoxious in the extreme, since it prevents actual discussion from taking place when threads are flooded with this inane stuff about apples. Please have your conversations on AIM or MSN or something like that from now on. I really don't want to have to start handing out warnings and 24 hour bans. This shouldn't be difficult to do or understand.

Additionally, ospring etc, if you are trying to prove you're not an alt, you are doing a really shitty job of it right about now.

Thomas
01-18-2010, 10:55 PM
Additionally, ospring etc, if you are trying to prove you're not an alt, you are doing a really shitty job of it right about now.

Quoted for truth and further emphasis.

dexter12296566
01-18-2010, 11:21 PM
Because it's obnoxious in the extreme, since it prevents actual discussion from taking place when threads are flooded with this inane stuff about apples. Please have your conversations on AIM or MSN or something like that from now on. I really don't want to have to start handing out warnings and 24 hour bans. This shouldn't be difficult to do or understand.

Additionally, ospring etc, if you are trying to prove you're not an alt, you are doing a really shitty job of it right about now.

Banning is your answer for everything! This is general chat. It is for open discussion.

holland25
01-19-2010, 01:41 AM
This is the worst thread in about a year.

DMelges
01-19-2010, 01:42 AM
I've got blistas on me fingas!

Harleyquiiinn
01-19-2010, 01:45 AM
Because it's obnoxious in the extreme, since it prevents actual discussion from taking place when threads are flooded with this inane stuff about apples. Please have your conversations on AIM or MSN or something like that from now on. I really don't want to have to start handing out warnings and 24 hour bans. This shouldn't be difficult to do or understand.

Additionally, ospring etc, if you are trying to prove you're not an alt, you are doing a really shitty job of it right about now.

lol, I like how making a thread calling out someone as an alt, no consideration if the person is an alt or not is no problem, but a few private conversation - when it happens in a lot of other threads despite the rule - between 2 members that are known not to be wildly appreciated is a problem.

Especially because you should know if Offspring numbers is an alt. If she doesn't have a identical IP, then she has the benefit of the doubt and that thread shouldn't be. If she does, just ban her since that is supposed to be the rule. I guess you would already have done it if that was the case.

Back to work now.

Little_Miss_1565
01-19-2010, 07:30 AM
Banning is your answer for everything! This is general chat. It is for open discussion.

General Chat does not mean it's your personal open chat room. It's a forum, and should not be treated like a chat room. Different rules of conduct apply than those of a chat room. If you want a chat room, go to one -- they are easy to open up on AIM. In conclusion, chat room and forum = different things.


lol, I like how making a thread calling out someone as an alt, no consideration if the person is an alt or not is no problem, but a few private conversation - when it happens in a lot of other threads despite the rule - between 2 members that are known not to be wildly appreciated is a problem.

Especially because you should know if Offspring numbers is an alt. If she doesn't have a identical IP, then she has the benefit of the doubt and that thread shouldn't be. If she does, just ban her since that is supposed to be the rule. I guess you would already have done it if that was the case.

Back to work now.

Harley, please use Google or the search engine of your choice to research Socks4 proxies. Masking IPs is incredibly easy.

0r4ng3
01-19-2010, 10:29 AM
This shouldn't be difficult to do or understand.
I think you're giving the both of them waaaaay too much credit.

SweetTatyana
01-19-2010, 10:55 AM
Dexter#s even if this was an open chat, I really doubt this would be tolerated:



And yes pet apples,they are very annoying and they robbed dexter12296566 at her house, and left with 20 dollors to get a pizza!


Don't forget they ate my bed and stole my bathtub. I found the Omulet of Sour Cream in the toilet. What are they going to do with it?

They were gonna flush it to the sewer rats who would take it to Mexico and use it to attract the evil oranges and take over the world together.

I am allergic to oranges. I swear I am! Now the sewer rats are in on it too! Oh god this isn't going to work. You need to get up here right now and help. THEY ARE MULTIPLYING!

Do you two get together to eat lead paint?

IamSam
01-19-2010, 11:08 AM
Banning is your answer for everything! This is general chat. It is for open discussion.

Open discussion. Not brainless and pointless discussion.

Harleyquiiinn
01-19-2010, 11:15 AM
Harley, please use Google or the search engine of your choice to research Socks4 proxies. Masking IPs is incredibly easy.

lol, really ? How amazing !
Anyway, thanks, I knew that. I have a passion for alternative accounts. What kind of clone maker would I be if I didn't know that. :D And what I said is just that she should be given the benefit of the doubt.

You know, sorry about that, I just don't like seeing a thread where someone is unanimously and publicly taken down, especially when they didn't even started it. And... I need to say something... can't help it. :o

The Talking Pie
01-19-2010, 11:35 AM
I can't help but find myself thinking of Insane_Cow and TSPA.

ospringfan112113
01-19-2010, 02:17 PM
Dexter#s even if this was an open chat, I really doubt this would be tolerated:






Do you two get together to eat lead paint?Maybe.....

Paint_It_Black
01-19-2010, 02:49 PM
Do you two get together to eat lead paint?

<3

Even SweetTatyana hates them. This is awesome.


This is the worst thread in about a year.

Made by Al. Keep that in mind when the election for polls forum moderator comes around.

dexter12296566
01-19-2010, 04:25 PM
General Chat does not mean it's your personal open chat room. It's a forum, and should not be treated like a chat room. Different rules of conduct apply than those of a chat room. If you want a chat room, go to one -- they are easy to open up on AIM. In conclusion, chat room and forum = different things.



Harley, please use Google or the search engine of your choice to research Socks4 proxies. Masking IPs is incredibly easy.

well see that is good to know. i thought this was off topic so i could say what i want. i am sorry. this is the only forum i am on and the first computer thing i have done besides youtube

IamSam
01-19-2010, 06:07 PM
I would like to apologize to everyone for not passing along the info to my other self, dexter#s, on proper General Chat etiquette.

WebDudette
01-19-2010, 06:52 PM
I was actually just dropping by to ask that you give up the charade, or at least give it a break.

IamSam
01-19-2010, 06:57 PM
Well, my other half had been so well behaved as of late that I didn't feel a need to monitor its status. Now that it's raging about pet apples, it's time to rein it back in.

Me: Knock it off. You know how everybody hates 12 year olds on here, act like your at least 18.

jacknife737
01-19-2010, 07:46 PM
Birch: control yourselves!

Al Coholic
01-19-2010, 07:57 PM
Birch: control yourselves!

Read that as:

Birth control yourselves!

JohnnyNemesis
01-19-2010, 11:41 PM
Open discussion. Not brainless and pointless discussion.

Word...in my opinion, no one here, including the mod team, is in any position to decide what's truly brainless and pointless...but when it comes down to what's gonna be considered brainless and pointless on this BBS, that's different...


Made by Al. Keep that in mind when the election for polls forum moderator comes around.

You're always good, but you've been on fire lately. I oughta give you the Mota Boy memorial award for "dude it's impossible to read a post from without somehow verbally fellating in response".

Paint_It_Black
01-20-2010, 12:35 AM
well see that is good to know. i thought this was off topic so i could say what i want. i am sorry. this is the only forum i am on and the first computer thing i have done besides youtube

You can say whatever you want. I don't believe the problem is really what you are saying, it's how much you are saying.

If you want to say something that only you and one other member will find interesting/amusing that's fine. If they reply to it that's fine. If you want to reply again that's still generally going to be just fine. But then stop. If you find yourself in a situation where the last 5 or 6 posts in a thread are all just you and one other person saying silly things and immediately responding to each other then what you have there is a conversation. That should be taken to a chat room or messenger program, because those services are intended for conversations.

A forum like this is intended for discussing things with a group of people over a somewhat extended period of time. You say something, then someone else says something an hour later, and you check back the next day and see what everyone has said. The nature of this form of communication has many benefits. One of those benefits is you shouldn't feel the need to reply quickly. Take your time. Think about what you want to say. Then think about whether anyone will actually enjoy reading it. A tip here is you should be aiming for things that more than one person will want to read.

Once you get used to utilizing many forms of communication you should start to find that you just intuitively know the acceptable methods of communicating through any given media. But sure, when you're new to all this stuff it can be hard at first.

I feel a bit silly going on like this, but since you explained you are quite new to this whole thing I thought I would make a genuine effort to be helpful. If you really try to take in the advice I have just given you I think you'll find people will stop saying you are so annoying.



You're always good, but you've been on fire lately.

Thank you kindly. I actually made a concious decision to try contributing better posts, so I appreciate the encouragement.

Llamas
01-20-2010, 02:45 AM
*Deep, heartfelt, long-winded advice for dexternumbers*

As kind as it was for you to have done that, keeping in mind you've not really been here much in the last year, this particular poster has had almost nothing here but a history of asking for advice/complaining that nobody likes her... people would flood her threads with great, honest advice... which she usually entirely ignores (I bet she'll respond to my post here, saying I'm mean, but pay no mind to yours), or just starts to make excuses and whine some more. Eg: "I wanna get my ears pierced but my mom says no! I'm just gonna pierce them myself! What do you guys think about how much it sucks being a kid??" "Don't pierce them yourself, they'll get infected" "WAAAAH I pierced my ears and now they are infected!!" Or a much better example, this thread (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39952)

It's simply not worth it...

Paint_It_Black
01-20-2010, 04:00 AM
Meh. I had nothing better to do anyway.

I expect you are fully correct though.

Al Coholic
01-20-2010, 08:15 AM
As kind as it was for you to have done that, keeping in mind you've not really been here much in the last year, this particular poster has had almost nothing here but a history of asking for advice/complaining that nobody likes her... people would flood her threads with great, honest advice... which she usually entirely ignores (I bet she'll respond to my post here, saying I'm mean, but pay no mind to yours), or just starts to make excuses and whine some more. Eg: "I wanna get my ears pierced but my mom says no! I'm just gonna pierce them myself! What do you guys think about how much it sucks being a kid??" "Don't pierce them yourself, they'll get infected" "WAAAAH I pierced my ears and now they are infected!!" Or a much better example, this thread (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39952)

It's simply not worth it...Maybe cause it's a character someone created and not a real person

SweetTatyana
01-20-2010, 08:43 AM
PIB I don't really *hate* anyone but like, that was just ridiculous. Who complains about being treated like a kid while having a conversation where "evil pet apples" are the most logical constituent in it

Paint_It_Black
01-20-2010, 04:52 PM
Maybe cause it's a character someone created and not a real person

I find that hard to believe. I just can't see what would be enjoyable about such a charade.

DMelges
01-20-2010, 05:41 PM
The fact that these useless threads are the ones that get the most posts is truely a phenomenon.

ospringfan112113
01-20-2010, 07:11 PM
Maybe cause it's a character someone created and not a real personOr maybe because I'm a real person who likes to say random things sometimes.

wheelchairman
01-20-2010, 07:25 PM
Well you misspell everything, including 'offspring'. That's pants-on-head-retarded, yo.

dexter12296566
01-20-2010, 07:27 PM
Well, my other half had been so well behaved as of late that I didn't feel a need to monitor its status. Now that it's raging about pet apples, it's time to rein it back in.

Me: Knock it off. You know how everybody hates 12 year olds on here, act like your at least 18.

Okay, I'm sorry!:o

ospringfan112113
01-20-2010, 08:44 PM
Well you misspell everything, including 'offspring'. That's pants-on-head-retarded, yo.When did I miss spell offspring?

Gustavo
01-20-2010, 08:47 PM
When did I miss spell offspring?

Says the ospringfan112113.

ospringfan112113
01-20-2010, 09:06 PM
Says the ospringfan112113.Yea that's how I wanted to write it.I did'nt miss spell it on accident.

Alot of people had "Offspring" in their user name so I decided to spell mine a little different.

DMelges
01-20-2010, 09:09 PM
Yea that's how I wanted to write it.I did'nt miss spell it on accident.

Alot of people had "Offspring" in their user name so I decided to spell mine a little different.

You could have written it "The Offspring"

ospringfan112113
01-20-2010, 09:11 PM
You could have written it "The Offspring"Not really original or different.

Little_Miss_1565
01-20-2010, 09:18 PM
Not really original or different.

Neither is most of what happens when a person is trying to self-consciously be original or different. Can anyone think of a good reason this thread needs to remain open?

DMelges
01-20-2010, 09:19 PM
Neither is most of what happens when a person is trying to self-consciously be original or different. Can anyone think of a good reason this thread needs to remain open?

I'm suprised it still is open.

Little_Miss_1565
01-20-2010, 09:32 PM
Awesometastic.