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Sidewinder
01-23-2010, 11:38 PM
I'm Al Coholic.



I got bored and decided to see if I could pull off an elaborate ruse. Well I did, but now it's gotten kind of boring. So there you go, mystery over.

Al was an easy name to go by since my real name is, of course, Alec.

I used the campaign for modship to cover up my identity since in real life I'm completely humble about positions of leadership or power or whatever.

I pretended to be a Buccaneers fan because it's the same division as my real favorite team (Falcons) and only a state away; I'm familiar enough with Florida and know enough Tampa people to pull it off. But the more I thought about it, the more I realized, no one REALLY likes Tampa anymore, do they? Wasn't sure I could keep that up.

The one picture you've seen of me is from 8th grade when I was very in shape and one of the top swimmers in my state (this is a true fact, ask people who've known me a while). The picture was in a hotel at an away swim meet at UGA.

I thought people might start suspecting me because I tend to post in the same threads in relatively similar manners without meaning to... I developed patterns while trying to avoid patterns, essentially. So I'm now offering up my guise before I get found out. Falling on my sword, if you will. That is all. Good night.

Apathy
01-23-2010, 11:53 PM
As much as I've wanted to think that Al is some sort of returning member, I don't think I can believe you.

I'm either going to need screenshots or confirmation that you're just fucking with us now.

bighead384
01-24-2010, 12:01 AM
If you're fucking around, then you stole my idea! The idea that basically worked initially and then became so ridiculous that it successfully ruined the initial success of my idea. You know, IChooseNoBreaks.

JohnnyNemesis
01-24-2010, 12:48 AM
dirtybird, AAE, Sidewinder...Al Coholic?!?!?!

Homer
01-24-2010, 01:09 AM
Sh-shit...

F-Fuck...

IamSam
01-24-2010, 01:41 AM
I'm Al Coholic.

Llamas
01-24-2010, 01:46 AM
Wow. Wow. Just, wow. I always knew it was a returning member of some sort... but Alec?? I NEVER would've guessed that. Complete opposite of the persona you usually maintain here. And you never bitched about me disagreeing all the time under your other screen names. :)

jacknife737
01-24-2010, 01:50 AM
http://chud.com/articles/content_images/213/EscapeWitchMountain/Scanners.gif

IamSam
01-24-2010, 02:02 AM
It's not Alec. Al Coholic is all of us. He is who we want to be.

ad8
01-24-2010, 03:27 AM
I'm (an) AlCoholic.

disclaimer_07
01-24-2010, 03:35 AM
None of you, I am Al Coholic, I have screenshots:

http://i47.tinypic.com/mt09zd.jpg

randman21
01-24-2010, 03:52 AM
If you're fucking around, then you stole my idea! The idea that basically worked initially and then became so ridiculous that it successfully ruined the initial success of my idea. You know, IChooseNoBreaks.

Wheelchairman did it a few years ago, when he claimed to be the typical English Offspring fan, H1T_That. Oh, and I'm about 50-50 on believing Alec. They just don't feel the same. I kinda didn't want Al to be an alt for some reason, but it does make sense...

Superdope
01-24-2010, 04:35 AM
No, I am Al Coholic

http://neveryetmelted.com/wp-images/Spartacus.jpg

IamSam
01-24-2010, 05:52 AM
No, I am Al Coholic

http://neveryetmelted.com/wp-images/Spartacus.jpg

That's more like it.

Harleyquiiinn
01-24-2010, 06:53 AM
Ok then, I admit that I am not Harleyquiiinn.

Sidewinder> If this is true well, congratulations, that was pretty good cloning.
If it isn't, well, congratulations, that's a pretty good joke.

nieh
01-24-2010, 07:03 AM
Wheelchairman did it a few years ago, when he claimed to be the typical English Offspring fan, H1T_That. Oh, and I'm about 50-50 on believing Alec. They just don't feel the same. I kinda didn't want Al to be an alt for some reason, but it does make sense...

And on the old version of the boards, Mota Boy let it be known that he was actually ThrashedThrasher.

JohnnyNemesis
01-24-2010, 09:00 AM
I am Malcolm X

mrconeman
01-24-2010, 09:26 AM
I am Tiger Woods.

AllIn All It's Not So Bad
01-24-2010, 09:27 AM
I







































am noodles

JohnnyNemesis
01-24-2010, 09:41 AM
The alley...and there's the oop! :)

0r4ng3
01-24-2010, 09:52 AM
By all of your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!

T-6005
01-24-2010, 01:16 PM
Buzz Lightyear, of Star Command.

holland25
01-24-2010, 01:45 PM
I am Chuck Norris.





Or not.

Rooster
01-24-2010, 01:49 PM
I am lord Voldemort.

dff_punk
01-24-2010, 02:20 PM
I am dexter12296566.

Llamas
01-24-2010, 02:26 PM
I'm pretty sure LM1565 is actually Dexter.

pixi
01-24-2010, 02:34 PM
And I'm only me...

Lizardus
01-24-2010, 04:54 PM
I'm Spider-man!

RickyCrack
01-24-2010, 05:21 PM
http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_forever/_group_photos/val_kilmer2.jpg

HARVEY. I'M BATMAN.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lcRzDdhmyLs/Sh5ngUE_kpI/AAAAAAAAAtw/X3QmxG96mcI/s400/tommyleejones.jpg
sup

jacknife737
01-24-2010, 06:35 PM
Actually, i'm batman, but only after one of the most bizarre casting decisions in movie making history.

http://www.vh1.com/sitewide/flipbooks/img/movies/people/k/keaton_michael/2324527_10.jpg

WebDudette
01-24-2010, 07:44 PM
I am, the Batman.

coke_a_holic
01-24-2010, 07:56 PM
I am indifferent.

WebDudette
01-24-2010, 08:17 PM
Oops, I'd only looked at the third page, didn't realize I got beat to the punch.

Apathy
01-24-2010, 08:39 PM
I am Sidewinder.

and by the Transitive property...

Lizardus
01-24-2010, 10:03 PM
I'm a sweet transvestite from Transsexual Transylvania.

RageAndLov
01-25-2010, 12:43 AM
My name is Boxxy.

WebDudette
01-25-2010, 02:27 AM
I am actually coke_a_holic.

Al Coholic
01-25-2010, 03:51 PM
I'm JohnnyNemesis's 9 year old cousin.

He's been such a douche bragging about how cool and powerful he is on this message board, I wanted to take him down a peg. It took him years and years of coming here and over 20,000 posts to get where he is here. But in a few months and a fraction of the posts I'm much cooler than him already.

By the way, he's not latino. We're white. "Ricky" (which is really Richard, or Dick for short) just gets a spraytan and pretends to be hispanic to get what he tries to pass off as "women."

JohnnyNemesis
01-25-2010, 07:17 PM
^Effort: 10/10, Results 7.5/10.

If you ever really want to fit in around here, you need to include at least one black joke and another comment or insinuation about the size of a certain body part in some way (complaining about other people mentioning the part in question gets you modship, btw).

Al Coholic
01-25-2010, 07:34 PM
Oh yeah and his famous black dick is really just a mass of overgrown pubic hair around a normal sized caucasion one.

JohnnyNemesis
01-25-2010, 07:42 PM
*transfers my modship to you*

_Lost_
01-25-2010, 09:05 PM
cushion .

Paint_It_Black
01-27-2010, 11:28 AM
my real name is, of course, Alec.


Except when it's Alex.