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dexter12296566
01-26-2010, 08:39 PM
Today I finally worked up the courage to ask out the guy I like. I asked him to the Valentine's (backward) dance. I bet nobody can guess how he responded.:p:mad:
Could be good. could be bad.

7Seconds
01-26-2010, 08:42 PM
What did he say!?!??!

dexter12296566
01-26-2010, 08:43 PM
What did he say!?!??!

He didn't say anything!

DMelges
01-26-2010, 08:58 PM
In other words, he said no.

dexter12296566
01-26-2010, 09:01 PM
In other words, he said no.

No he did something but not using words. I am waiting to see if any of you can figure out what he did!

DMelges
01-26-2010, 09:29 PM
Did he kiss you?

Al Coholic
01-26-2010, 09:39 PM
Morse code farts?

LookofDisapproval
01-26-2010, 09:41 PM
ಠ_ಠ

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DMelges
01-26-2010, 09:42 PM
Did he slap you?

Lizardus
01-26-2010, 11:20 PM
He dropped his pants right on the spot and masturbated.

Thomas
01-26-2010, 11:28 PM
He dropped his pants right on the spot and masturbated.

That was more or less my first thought as well.

renato, anyone?

Smash punker
01-27-2010, 01:38 AM
He dropped his pants right on the spot and masturbated.

What a joke :D

Superdope
01-27-2010, 02:49 AM
Did he jump up and down, move it all around, shake his head to the sound and put his hand on the ground?

wheelchairman
01-27-2010, 02:56 AM
Did he hiccup? HA Danish joke.

Superdope
01-27-2010, 03:05 AM
Did he hiccup? HA Danish joke.

I heard they are making an American remake, actually... or it's already made, don't know.

wheelchairman
01-27-2010, 03:13 AM
It's already made and out in theatres I think. Something like 'The First Time (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1307065/)'. They even kept silly Danish names that sound old-fashioned in English, like Victor and Peter. I mean Viktor...

dexter12296566
01-27-2010, 10:49 AM
Did he kiss you?


Did he slap you?

No and no. Worse. He broke my iPod! I am so mad!:mad:

DMelges
01-27-2010, 10:52 AM
No and no. Worse. He broke my iPod! I am so mad!:mad:

That's even worse than pulling his pants down and masturbating.

So, you ask him out, he grabs your ipod, throws it on the floor, and walks away ?

If I were you, I'd shove his face in the concrete and drive over him 4 times, put his body into the trunk and dump him into a sinkhole. But that's just me.

Superdope
01-27-2010, 10:53 AM
I don't even know where to start.

So you asked him to go to the dance, and he, as a response, chose to break your ipod... that could be a sign of affection.

I somehow think we're not seeing the entire picture here.

Paint_It_Black
01-27-2010, 10:58 AM
Did he make the sign of the cross and silently mouth a prayer?

I don't care that the real answer has been given. Let's keep guessing.

dexter12296566
01-27-2010, 11:02 AM
The whole story is, I went to him after algebra 2 and said "will you go to the Valentines dance with me? It is on february 12" he grabbed a pebble from the floor then grabbed my iPod and cracked the screen. Then today told me he was gay(he isnt)

holland25
01-27-2010, 11:06 AM
He broke your iPod? Now that's what I call a very creative way to say ''No''.

dexter12296566
01-27-2010, 11:08 AM
He broke your iPod? Now that's what I call a very creative way to say ''No''.

I am not that unlikable. He could have simply just said "no"!

ad8
01-27-2010, 11:09 AM
He broke your iPod and you might say Offspring is...

Superdope
01-27-2010, 11:09 AM
I am not that unlikable. He could have simply just said "no"!

The fact that he didn't, doesn't make it that big of a loss now, does it?

Harleyquiiinn
01-27-2010, 11:13 AM
You know, there was this case of a girl who freaked out when her boyfriend deleted all of her music on her hard drive. She hit him repeatidly with her Ipod.

She killed him.

But the Ipod was still working.

I'm not saying you should do that eventhough the guy is obviously an asshole, but I am just noticing that Ipods are not as strong as they used to be...

Rooster
01-27-2010, 11:17 AM
You know, there was this case of a girl who freaked out when her boyfriend deleted all of her music on her hard drive. She hit him repeatidly with her Ipod.

She killed him.

Ninja .

Paint_It_Black
01-27-2010, 11:19 AM
The whole story is, I went to him after algebra 2 and said "will you go to the Valentines dance with me? It is on february 12" he grabbed a pebble from the floor then grabbed my iPod and cracked the screen. Then today told me he was gay(he isnt)

You are either the saddest individual I've ever come across or a troll passing out of the realms of plausibility. I cannot decide. Though, actually, either way you're the saddest individual I have ever come across.

SweetTatyana
01-27-2010, 11:39 AM
Uhh yeah Cass, if that is true then good riddance, you don't deserve that kind of asshole treatment.

LookofDisapproval
01-27-2010, 11:41 AM
the whole story is, i went to him after algebra 2 and said "will you go to the valentines dance with me? It is on february 12" he grabbed a pebble from the floor then grabbed my ipod and cracked the screen. Then today told me he was gay(he isnt)

ಠ_ಠ

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DMelges
01-27-2010, 12:03 PM
ಠ_ಠ

101101010101001

This guy has the best posts. All both of them are very inteligent.


Seriously Cassidy, I'm not telling you to become a violent person. But don't take that shit from anybody. If I were you I'd really do something about that.

Blitz!
01-27-2010, 12:15 PM
The whole story is, I went to him after algebra 2 and said "will you go to the Valentines dance with me? It is on february 12" he grabbed a pebble from the floor then grabbed my iPod and cracked the screen. Then today told me he was gay(he isnt)

Like breaking your ipod wasn't an answer in itself, he still has to come up with an excuse ... He's got issues

dff_punk
01-27-2010, 12:30 PM
This reminds me of a scene in Family Guy where Meg asks some guy out on a date, and he replies: "I'm sorry, but I'm gonna be at the hospital that night." ..and then he repeatedly stabs himself with something in the stomach.

Was it that bad?

Lizardus
01-27-2010, 01:59 PM
No and no. Worse. He broke my iPod! I am so mad!:mad:

So, you have a shuffle now.

IamSam
01-27-2010, 02:07 PM
I'm calling bullshit on this.

wheelchairman
01-27-2010, 02:15 PM
It's totally fitting, so either she's a troll in a well-defined character or it's simply true.

Personally I find it reasonable that a high school kid would scratch her ipod because she asked him out, in so much that she's probably not a very popular kid.

I also assume the kid are crueler today than they were 10 years ago. Still considering the douchiness of certain high schoolers it might not be that unreasonable.

jacknife737
01-27-2010, 02:17 PM
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g178/jacknife737/1240121728340.jpg

Didn't happen.

Lizardus
01-27-2010, 02:20 PM
He broke your iPod and you might say Offspring is...

On her most played list.

AllIn All It's Not So Bad
01-27-2010, 03:14 PM
if you want to make a suicide thread because of this then just use this (http://www.porkjerky.com/free/suicide.php). I hope it makes your suicide easier. just don't post it on here though. it would make the offspring look bad

BUT! at least look at the bright side. now you have to buy a new ipod. and get it pimped out like mines
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm306/picbasket/Picture1.jpg
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm306/picbasket/Picture2-1.jpg

chicapowerpunk
01-27-2010, 03:49 PM
Today I finally worked up the courage to ask out the guy I like. I asked him to the Valentine's (backward) dance. I bet nobody can guess how he responded.:p:mad:
Could be good. could be bad.

I think that,if you guy is interested in you,he say!!! YESSSSSSSSS;)

Alison
01-27-2010, 03:50 PM
Wow, I almost even believe this... only if you are the same in real life as you are here, then yes, yes, it is believable.

7Seconds
01-27-2010, 04:05 PM
ಠ_ಠ

10101010101010101001010

Im putting that in my sig.

dexter12296566
01-27-2010, 05:31 PM
So, you have a shuffle now.

Actually I am buying an iPod shuffle from Tim, another kid at school.

dexter12296566
01-27-2010, 05:35 PM
It seriously did happen jacknife. only the screen is cracked. it still plays music but the inside is turning all black so i cant see all of the letters. Chris is a douche. he is a 19 year old ass. Alison what does ur comment mean. i barely talk to anyone at school!

dexter12296566
01-27-2010, 05:36 PM
if you want to make a suicide thread because of this then just use this (http://www.porkjerky.com/free/suicide.php). I hope it makes your suicide easier. just don't post it on here though. it would make the offspring look bad

BUT! at least look at the bright side. now you have to buy a new ipod. and get it pimped out like mines
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm306/picbasket/Picture1.jpg
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm306/picbasket/Picture2-1.jpg

How did you do that? Mine (look in my album) has just been drawn on in pencil and taped over so the pencil wont come off!

Alison
01-28-2010, 04:07 AM
They're called stickers

dexter12296566
01-28-2010, 06:21 AM
They're called stickers

well yeah but where did he get them?

DMelges
01-28-2010, 10:40 AM
well yeah but where did he get them?

You can make them, you know.

AllIn All It's Not So Bad
01-28-2010, 11:27 AM
You can make them, you know.

but if you make em they might come out shitty. i got them for free at skinit.com

_Lost_
01-28-2010, 12:19 PM
he is a 19 year old ass.

He is 19? Then, I don't believe it. Anyway, 15 year olds and 19 year olds shouldn't mix. 16 and 19 not so good either.

DMelges
01-28-2010, 12:20 PM
He is 19? Then, I don't believe it. Anyway, 15 year olds and 19 year olds shouldn't mix. 16 and 19 not so good either.

Yes. Good advice.

IamSam
01-28-2010, 12:23 PM
Also, 15 and 40 year olds don't mix. Or so I've been lead to believe....

Llamas
01-28-2010, 12:28 PM
*in before renato comment*

dexter12296566
01-28-2010, 12:32 PM
He is 19? Then, I don't believe it. Anyway, 15 year olds and 19 year olds shouldn't mix. 16 and 19 not so good either.

That might be why it didn't turn out so well. He stayed back one year and is now a senior at my school. Mary(you don't know her, obviously) told me before I asked that he was too old for me. I should have listened to her!:(

Virtuoso
01-28-2010, 03:52 PM
So?My mother's friend used to date a 19 year old when she was 12.
Do you really have to give yourself away like this?

holland25
01-29-2010, 01:00 PM
Apostrophes are not your strong side, ha?

ospringfan112113
01-30-2010, 10:50 PM
Apostrophes are not your strong side, ha?Not at all