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[DJ_bj]
01-29-2010, 06:30 AM
These Canadian douche bags can suck my dick. I Hate them. They say you look better with something in your mouth, but the only things these faggots look good with in their mouth is a gun to kill themselves for making such shitty music. Fuck you Nickelback, you screwed up the spiderman soundtrack! That's what it's all aboot!!!:D:D

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat!:D

randy
01-29-2010, 06:36 PM
What`s so wrong with them?

SweetTatyana
01-29-2010, 06:58 PM
I'm not exactly a fan but Nickelback wasn't on the Spiderman soundtrack, that was just the front man, Chad Kroeger with Josey Scott that sang hero but like, that was pretty good, at least I thought so :)

offsrx
01-29-2010, 08:47 PM
they don't suck. They ROCK!

Thomas
01-29-2010, 09:21 PM
;1388488']These Canadian douche bags can suck my dick. I Hate them. They say you look better with something in your mouth, but the only things these faggots look good with in their mouth is a gun to kill themselves for making such shitty music. Fuck you Nickelback, you screwed up the spiderman soundtrack! That's what it's all aboot!!!:D:D

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat!:D

so...much...PUNX!!!

TakesMeNowhere28
01-30-2010, 12:17 AM
I'm not a big fan of Nickelback but they do have a few decent songs like "Too Bad", "Never Again", and "Savin' Me".

Alison
01-30-2010, 11:57 AM
I must say, yeah, I have a soft spot for "How you remind me". It's one of those "ah the good old days" songs. But other than that, I really hate them. And there is someone around town who looks almost exactly like Chad Kroeger, and, ugh, I wanna punch him.

Rooster
01-30-2010, 12:06 PM
they don't suck. They ROCK!

Right in the head!

DMelges
01-30-2010, 12:12 PM
;1388488']These Canadian douche bags can suck my dick. I Hate them. They say you look better with something in your mouth, but the only things these faggots look good with in their mouth is a gun to kill themselves for making such shitty music. Fuck you Nickelback, you screwed up the spiderman soundtrack! That's what it's all aboot!!!:D:D

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat!:D

You're so wrong it's not even funny.

Nickelback is a great band. I love them.

dav0147
01-31-2010, 02:05 PM
I'm not one way or the other on them but I do wonder why everyone hates them so much. Why?

AP guy
01-31-2010, 03:48 PM
I love Nickelback. Everyone has different taste in music.

7Seconds
01-31-2010, 03:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7F3O6WYfHQ

Rooster
01-31-2010, 03:59 PM
Right in the head!

Watch the video in the link, and my post will make sense...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7F3O6WYfHQ

randman21
01-31-2010, 04:07 PM
Watch the video in the link, and my post will make sense...

Haha, I was thinking about that incident the whole time while reading this thread and I thought you were making a pun, but I couldn't quite connect the dots.

By the way, I HATE Nickelback, but the thing with the rocks is disgraceful.

Rooster
01-31-2010, 04:13 PM
Haha, I was thinking about that incident the whole time while reading this thread and I thought you were making a pun, but I couldn't quite connect the dots.

By the way, I HATE Nickelback, but the thing with the rocks is disgraceful.

I agree, people shouldn't throw rocks at the stage (or at people in general, unless you have a very good reason, like escaping from someone who wants to break your bones or something...), somebody could get seriously hurt.


Tomatoes or eggs would suffice.

7Seconds
01-31-2010, 04:14 PM
Watch the video in the link, and my post will make sense...

Haha.....fdsfdsafdsa

dff_punk
01-31-2010, 04:21 PM
Yeah, they suck thread.

Rooster
01-31-2010, 04:25 PM
But the real question is, how do they suck it? Chew first a bit and then suck or...?

dff_punk
01-31-2010, 04:29 PM
*throws another lame joke in* ....they suck Jojan?

Rooster
01-31-2010, 04:31 PM
Wait, we haven't even figured out how they suck thread yet, how the hell are we supposed to find out how they suck Jojan?


edit: how the hell are you supposed to suck these anyway?
http://timetobleed.com/images/threads.jpg

dff_punk
01-31-2010, 04:43 PM
Just throw some of it at them at a concert and you will see.

Rooster
01-31-2010, 04:48 PM
Well, that won't be hard, in case if by some weird coincidence find myself at one of their shows. But how would i throw Jojan at them, he's not as light and small as threads, and i'm sure the security would become suspicious if i tried to sneak him in the area in my backpack (not to mention how huge the backpack would have to be...).

dff_punk
01-31-2010, 04:50 PM
Well, if you succeed in this kind of mission, you could say something like this afterwards:

They tossed out Jojan from the crowd, with Nickelback-ish artwork on it.

Rooster
02-01-2010, 04:09 AM
Hmm... Jojan crowdsurfing at a Nickelback thread-sucking gig? Epic!


I imagine that thread sucking to be something like eating spaghetti. Now picture them doing it on the stage, each member sucking his own thread as fast as he could while Jojan would be crowdsurfing in front of them. That would be a sight to die for.

It would make perfect sense too :D

XYlophonetreeZ
02-01-2010, 12:58 PM
:mad::mad::mad::mad:!!!!

Llamas
02-01-2010, 01:10 PM
I hate Nickelback, and I love the video where they get booed off stage... but I definitely think this thread is ridiculous. And well, throwing rocks is just plain not cool.

AllIn All It's Not So Bad
02-01-2010, 01:35 PM
they suck.

7Seconds
02-01-2010, 02:14 PM
they suck.

You suck..

Alison
02-01-2010, 03:26 PM
You suck..

Nickelback sucks more

0r4ng3
02-01-2010, 05:28 PM
I usually don't feel one way or the other about Nickelback. I do bash them when it's amusing sometimes. But this thread just ruined it for me. What the hell, guys.

Omni
02-06-2010, 03:10 AM
We had another discussion about these guys awhile back. Nickelback is exactly like Walmart. What they offer is mediocre, they're often void of culture or anything to be held in esteem, and you never meet a person who likes them or has anything nice to say about them. Yet they seem to thrive like nothing else on the planet.

Llamas
02-06-2010, 05:20 AM
We had another discussion about these guys awhile back. Nickelback is exactly like Walmart. What they offer is mediocre, they're often void of culture or anything to be held in esteem, and you never meet a person who likes them or has anything nice to say about them. Yet they seem to thrive like nothing else on the planet.

I agree about all of this, except for "you never meet a person who likes them or has anything nice to say about them."

I've met far too many people who love both nickelback AND walmart. Both are sickening. :( It's really hard for me to take someone seriously after they say "I LOOOOOVE Nickelback/Walmart!"

So really, they truly are one in the same still.

Omni
02-06-2010, 05:25 AM
I have of course also met people who say "eh, yeah, Nickelbacks an alright band. I like 'em," but you really hear a lot more negative press than you do positive. Like, Bush was elected into office twice, so at least 50% of the country wanted the guy, but all you ever really notice are the whiners. It's the same way for Nickelback and Walmart.


Look at their sales figures. Their latest album is 2x platinum, probably on it's way to 3x. According to Wikipedia, it hasn't yet left the Top 100, despite being released in, what, October 2008? Most popular or "good" rock albums only achieve Gold, platinum if they're something stellar. Multi-platinum is practically unheard of these days for rock bands that aren't smothered in pop, like John Mayer or The Fray. For a post-grunge band, their figures are through the fucking roof. The fact is, Nickelback connects with the "everyman" audience better than any popular band right now, and we'll just have to accept that as long as there are millions of casual male teen-through-twenties listeners out there who like songs about booze and women, then Nickelback will thrive. I think the average listener really doesn't care what makes the music tick, or follow things like "How You Remind Me of Someday," as long as Nickelback keeps churning out songs with infectious choruses/guitar riffs, and easy to digest subject matter, then everything is hunky doory.

SuperKnux
02-06-2010, 11:31 AM
Just for shits n' giggles, yesturday I joined the "Can this pickle get more fans than Nickelback?" group on Facebook. Heh.

Here's the link if you feel this strongly about it. :P

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/pages/Can-this-pickle-get-more-fans-than-Nickleback/282013353726?ref=nf

IamSam
02-06-2010, 11:35 AM
Yadda yadda yadda, they suck, this is how I listen to them , blah blah blah. (http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http://www.youtube.com/v/aEiWoWoM4R0&start1=0&video2=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DNXeWTf1gUIo&start2=)

Please continue.

Rooster
02-06-2010, 12:36 PM
Damn that rooster has some lungs!

Llamas
02-06-2010, 01:35 PM
"Can this pickle get more fans than Nickelback?"


Yadda yadda yadda, they suck, this is how I listen to them , blah blah blah. (http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http://www.youtube.com/v/aEiWoWoM4R0&start1=0&video2=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DNXeWTf1gUIo&start2=)

Both of these made me laugh. Awesome. Unfortunately, the rooster stops after like 30 seconds, and then the ears start to bleed.