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dff_punk
02-02-2010, 06:28 PM
Hi. The prequel was closed. So here is the sequel. To quote the original spirit of the previous thread:


Hey guys
this topic is relly simple!! if you are DRUNK that means DR_UNK as in have drunk alcohol a lot then you post here!!

that is how this post works okay?

okay guys now you can post!!1 have fun

__________________ (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13004)

P.S.: I am a bit tipsy.

Paint_It_Black
02-03-2010, 03:45 AM
That's odd. Why was it closed?

RickyCrack
02-03-2010, 04:21 AM
That's odd. Why was it closed?

the mods close threads when they reach a certain number of posts in order to save server space or something.

Llamas
02-03-2010, 05:09 AM
I find it kinda funny that a thread that was originally made to be a parody of such "drunk posts" spurred the creation of a thread exactly of that sort it parodied. :P

dff_punk
02-03-2010, 05:45 AM
Still, a lot of BBS drunks found relief in this "parody".

Oxygene
02-03-2010, 06:35 AM
Still, a lot of BBS drunks found relief in this "parody".

did you make it sober through January?

dff_punk
02-03-2010, 06:46 AM
Ah, a few beers now and then, so not completely sober, but I never got shitfaced, I take that as a plus :)

Oxygene
02-03-2010, 06:53 AM
Ah, a few beers now and then, so not completely sober, but I never got shitfaced, I take that as a plus :)

I guess it's in the eye of the beholder eh?

dff_punk
02-03-2010, 09:24 AM
Well you are right. Ok, now I am sober so I should stop posting here for now.

Smash punker
02-03-2010, 02:11 PM
Im sober too.....ran out of cash :( Had the last beer on saturday :(

the_real_potomek
02-03-2010, 02:51 PM
I drank on Sunday, quite much though, but considering the fact how pissed off I am it's not enough.

mspunk13
02-03-2010, 02:58 PM
Does being high count?

AllIn All It's Not So Bad
02-03-2010, 06:24 PM
Does being high count?

i was gona ask the samw thing cus shroooooms and pink flyoid are awesomr!

Smash punker
02-04-2010, 02:14 PM
I drank on Sunday, quite much though, but considering the fact how pissed off I am it's not enough.

What happened to U? :eek: Uve got to drink girl ;)

mspunk13
02-04-2010, 02:30 PM
i was gona ask the samw thing cus shroooooms and pink flyoid are awesomr!
idk about shrooms but weed + [insert pretty much anything here, even 'gangsta rap'] = pure awesomeness

Alison
02-04-2010, 03:33 PM
A good few drinks could really make me feel better. Or worse.

Stylie
02-06-2010, 06:42 PM
I don't wanna stop party now! :/ good night...

SweetTatyana
02-06-2010, 09:07 PM
i dont know what i find creepier/weirder
the fact that ppl put videos of themselves giving birth and brest feecding on youtube or the fafct they ave soooooooooooo many views!

holland25
02-07-2010, 01:08 AM
My head is probably gonna explode. 7 dcl of Vodka last night. Fuck.

Smash punker
02-07-2010, 01:28 AM
My head is probably gonna explode. 7 dcl of Vodka last night. Fuck.

No way. I know that U can drink litres of Vodka through the night :D

holland25
02-07-2010, 01:35 AM
Fuck.





























































Fuck.

nightvision
02-07-2010, 07:31 AM
Let's have pasta.

Vera
02-12-2010, 06:24 PM
oh fuckkkkkk

I mean not just the fact that I'm drunk nd yeah it ws a fun evening but geez

OUR GROUP our incestuous stupid dramatastic group

so yeah.

wheelchairman
02-12-2010, 06:56 PM
Should've been in real Scandinavia. I saw the last half of a Van Damme movie and then the last half of a Robert Redford prison film. The best part is I'm pretty sure the first halves sucked.

holland25
02-13-2010, 01:15 AM
Scandinavia is the home of black metal.

Very useful fact anyway.

Vera
02-13-2010, 04:10 AM
Yeah Finland has no metal music scene whatsoever, we only listen to polka.

holland25
02-13-2010, 04:33 AM
Korpiklaani.


Yes.

dff_punk
02-13-2010, 05:39 AM
I thought you got humppa in Finland.

Vera
02-13-2010, 10:01 AM
Humphumphumppa kellarihumppa!

nightvision
02-14-2010, 03:56 AM
Yet another weekend with waaay too little sleep due to various reasons. I'll still allow one of the reasons (alcohol) to reduce my sleeping hours the following weekends but the other reason... Hell no, that ends now. I'm incapable of sleeping if I have bed company. I need to twist and turn like crazy before I can fall asleep and that's just not possible when someone's holding on to you for (what seems to be) dear life. It actually almost pisses me off.

Other than that, yesterday was fun and I'm not that hungover today.

And the sun is shining.

Paint_It_Black
02-14-2010, 05:58 AM
OUR GROUP our incestuous stupid dramatastic group


So I can't help thinking you had an orgy with a family of thespians. I could see the Gyllenhaal's being up for that, come to think of it.

I seem unable to get drunk lately. It just isn't happening. Quite disappointing.

wheelchairman
02-14-2010, 06:20 AM
I seem unable to get drunk lately. It just isn't happening. Quite disappointing.

Switch to an alcohol you don't normally drink.

Or get stoned and then drink. s'all good.

Al Coholic
02-14-2010, 06:28 AM
I seem unable to get drunk lately. It just isn't happening. Quite disappointing.

I've also had this problem. I gotta be at the bar with drafts or taking shots, with a group obligating me to drink whenever they do. Casual beers or mixed drinks at home(even high percent ones) just don't get the job done.

Alison
02-14-2010, 04:26 PM
Not drunk but i dont think ive ever been so stoned before. I had 3 crumpets

wheelchairman
02-14-2010, 04:47 PM
If you're still stoned you should watch Night of the Living Dead on youtube. It should be there in its entirety.

Alison
02-14-2010, 05:11 PM
I've gona past that stage, and into the horribly tired stage.

wheelchairman
02-14-2010, 05:24 PM
Then you should have a beer and smoke another one.

dff_punk
02-14-2010, 05:30 PM
What a weekend this was. I mean, I didn't go anywhere out drinking through the whole friday, saturday and sunday. Feels like lightyears I did something like that before. Just stayed home and did home things. Drinking some good lager now to compensate.

the_real_potomek
02-15-2010, 04:40 PM
I'm a bit tipsy now. Or even drunk. Or I don't know. I just wanted to check my Free Farm field before I go to sleep and btw I went here to write this awesome post. Hope you enjoy it. Goodnight. Or something.

Paint_It_Black
02-20-2010, 11:39 PM
Drunk and still bored. How lame.

Sidewinder
02-21-2010, 12:51 AM
Apparently I'mdrunk. I didn't mean to be, I just mixed in soem of my roommmate's tequilla in with my vitamin water without realizing how strong it wasl. Since I take anti-anxiety meds it like, tripled the effect. Woo. I dont' even lkike being drunk. Fuck this.

Edit: Ididn't fix my tpos in this, although I am with my convo with Mike. Apparently I'm not THAT drunk. I guess I'm inbetween tipsy and runk.

T-6005
02-21-2010, 12:57 AM
Then you should have a beer and smoke another one.

Man I love the tired part. To be honest I haven't smoked in like two years, but that's still the part I remember the most fondly.

Sidewinder
02-21-2010, 01:08 AM
I'm pretty sure I'm at the point in which my mind's still working pretty well but my physical coordination is out the window. FUN TIMES.

At least I'll swleep weill. I haven't had a good night's worth of sleep in a coupole weeks.

WebDudette
02-21-2010, 01:17 AM
You won't now either. You'll probably pass out quickly, but I doubt you be getting good rest.

Sidewinder
02-21-2010, 01:20 AM
I don't think I'll pass out; the fact that I'm still awake now long after having consumed it seems to rule that out. I hope . oh well.

Sidewinder
02-21-2010, 12:23 PM
I actually feel really good. The weather's nice, I feel healthy, it's all good.

the_real_potomek
02-21-2010, 01:58 PM
Did you know that when you mix beer and vodka, you're getting drunk much faster? I knew, but I did it anyway. And I lost my earrings.

dff_punk
02-21-2010, 07:23 PM
Oh, so sorry for your earrings :/

P.S.: Getting drunk on sunday, really a refreshing idea.

the_real_potomek
02-22-2010, 03:52 AM
Fortunately it weren't my Offspring earrings:p But still, I don't like loosing things.
Lately my life became very drunk.

Smash punker
02-22-2010, 05:40 AM
well its all about wine these days for me :D

Alison
02-23-2010, 04:23 PM
I braete like an old person when Im drnk. And ive hicups. nt fun.

Alison
02-23-2010, 04:28 PM
Is it safe the showe r wheile drunk?

the_real_potomek
02-23-2010, 04:31 PM
Is it safe the showe r wheile drunk?

yeah, I did it many times and I'm still ok:D

Alison
02-23-2010, 04:38 PM
o god i dont think ive ever been so cold after a sgower

AllIn All It's Not So Bad
02-23-2010, 04:51 PM
I'd love to take a shower with you whule w'ere' drunk

Alison
02-24-2010, 12:43 PM
Time to get the vodka out.

Alison
02-24-2010, 05:57 PM
oh fuvk i rnk way too uvh. :(:( i fel mso cidk.

Alison
02-24-2010, 06:41 PM
Seriosuly togh, i'd a cracy day!!

I went to look at horse i mgiht be biying...and she rooled and got cauht in the eletric fence and went crazzy and nearly killed me.

Lizardus
02-24-2010, 06:42 PM
o god i dont think ive ever been so cold after a sgower

I'll keep you warm. <3



With my body.

Alison
02-24-2010, 06:49 PM
ah...uh











creepy/

Lizardus
02-24-2010, 06:53 PM
I got wood, let's make a fire.~

Al Coholic
02-25-2010, 12:57 AM
I think drunk Alison is my new favorite person.

Alison
02-25-2010, 02:19 AM
Oh god, my stomach and my head. Not good. And college in an hour. Fuck.

Offspring-Junkie
02-25-2010, 02:48 AM
Oh god, my stomach and my head. Not good. And college in an hour. Fuck.

First, try to get your drinking habit under control.
Second, if it's not that bad or you just don't care, then just stop posting here that often while you're drunk or about being drunk. There are some horny morons around here and I think you'd like to avoid their attention. Am I right?
Third, avoid posting pictures of you being drunk or in combination with... well... horse porn? I know it's a normal picture, but somehow it got weird.
Just my friendly advice, I don't want to offend you.

Alison
02-25-2010, 02:57 AM
First, try to get your drinking habit under control.
Second, if it's not that bad or you just don't care, then just stop posting here that often while you're drunk or about being drunk. There are some horny morons around here and I think you'd like to avoid their attention. Am I right?
Third, avoid posting pictures of you being drunk or in combination with... well... horse porn? I know it's a normal picture, but somehow it got weird.
Just my friendly advice, I don't want to offend you.



I wasnt drunk when I posted that picture...

EDIT: Also, don't worry, I'm not offended..I know I say some stupid things when I'm drunk. But meh, I'm not drunk very often (I don't have a drinking habit...I usually barely even drink once a month)....but the last few weeks have been pretttty shitty.

Al Coholic
02-25-2010, 04:03 AM
First, try to get your drinking habit under control.
Second, if it's not that bad or you just don't care, then just stop posting here that often while you're drunk or about being drunk. There are some horny morons around here and I think you'd like to avoid their attention. Am I right?
Third, avoid posting pictures of you being drunk or in combination with... well... horse porn? I know it's a normal picture, but somehow it got weird.
Just my friendly advice, I don't want to offend you.

I don't think you belong here.

Offspring-Junkie
02-25-2010, 04:11 AM
I don't think you belong here.

I think you fit in here perfectly.

Lizardus
02-25-2010, 06:37 AM
One of us!

dff_punk
03-04-2010, 05:18 PM
Goh, I think I will have to change my avatar and user CP.

the_real_potomek
03-04-2010, 06:30 PM
I was a bit tipsy earlier this evening but now I feel sober already.

Smash punker
03-05-2010, 03:22 PM
Well drinking some sweet fruity wine right now n Im feelin great ;)

dff_punk
03-07-2010, 05:34 PM
Bazinga !

the_real_potomek
03-08-2010, 03:00 PM
Lately I was on the party and I didn't get drunk, only a little bit tipsy, hihi:D

Vera
03-12-2010, 07:08 PM
eating crisps to get the taste of this one guy out of my mouth

wopw so romANTIC

ugh god

JohnnyNemesis
03-12-2010, 08:31 PM
lol !

JohnnyNemesis
03-12-2010, 08:31 PM
eating crisps to get the taste of this one guy out of my mouth

wopw so romANTIC

ugh god

OH GOD I LOVE YOU

o shit i r pathetic

JohnnyNemesis
03-12-2010, 08:32 PM
ps. drunk like hell and just NOW leaving the house. brb after i DIE lol.

sry for triple post.

3x the posts, 3x the FUN FACK

Lizardus
03-12-2010, 08:41 PM
eating crisps to get the taste of this one guy out of my mouth

wopw so romANTIC

ugh god

You tried getting it of with another man? Eh? Eh?

I just had pizza.~

For Real
03-12-2010, 08:46 PM
eating crisps to get the taste of this one guy out of my mouth

wopw so romANTIC

ugh god

hah!

i know wut u mean, only i used a LOT of toothpaste... LOL

For Real
03-12-2010, 08:50 PM
OKAY-DOKAY smokie..

..um so I had a Jack & Coke (dam sounds like a trick & drugs don't it? lol), and the waiter made it in a taller glass, so I didn't need to ordern another. it was puuuuuuuuuuuurfect..

wanted another, but i was at a restaurant and we were getting ready to leave by the time i finished it.. ah wells.. it was a good buzz while it lasteed, very gooood!!! :cool:

Tijs
03-19-2010, 05:17 PM
Hahaha muy friend are funy, one is [puking on the balconhy now... hahahah idiot.

Tijs
03-19-2010, 05:18 PM
hahahahah too shotr baseballs are fun

JohnnyNemesis
03-19-2010, 07:27 PM
hahahahah too shotr baseballs are fun

I like my life.

For Real
03-19-2010, 07:38 PM
nothing beats a nice glass of Merlot, mmmm, sooo good (not drunk, but feeling no pain)

JohnnyNemesis
03-19-2010, 07:50 PM
nothing except MAH DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK

JohnnyNemesis
03-19-2010, 07:50 PM
KKK

That's racist!

dff_punk
03-19-2010, 08:10 PM
K ?

Al Coholic
03-19-2010, 08:22 PM
K as in Kolored. Racist.

For Real
03-19-2010, 08:23 PM
KKK = over and done with

KKH = mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

:D

For Real
03-19-2010, 08:23 PM
nothing except MAH DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK

yep, so true

:D

holland25
03-20-2010, 02:49 AM
I love drunk Ricardo.

ad8
03-20-2010, 06:44 AM
well that was an acceptable party.

JohnnyNemesis
03-20-2010, 08:36 AM
I love drunk Ricardo.

Aw, I wub u toooo.

Lizardus
03-20-2010, 11:37 AM
Druncardo!

the_real_potomek
03-21-2010, 09:23 AM
I've just come back home from one party, I'm not entirely sober but even though I'm gonna drink vodka in 2h again. I almost feel like complaining:p oh.

dff_punk
03-22-2010, 06:47 PM
I am really starting to hate this girl.. oh wait, why am I telling you that? Oh yeah, the drunk thread.. .. hehehhee.

nightvision
03-27-2010, 10:35 PM
It's about time. I'm way too drunk and it's way too late. It's been a strange but fun night.

For Real
03-28-2010, 12:18 AM
I wish i were drunk, but i don't stock jack & coke :( and merlot is not to be downed for drunken purposes... ah wells, i guess can pretend to be drunk *hiccup*

Apathy
03-28-2010, 12:19 AM
thefact that im even posting in this thread right now means that i ve failed tonight. probably.

JohnnyNemesis
03-28-2010, 02:11 AM
I fucking hate my life.

But not as much as I hate YOURS, whoever is reading this.

loldrnk

nightvision
03-28-2010, 03:39 AM
Party, party, party, party, afterparty... Ay ay. Not good.

Vera
04-06-2010, 06:11 PM
ow my headddd

must e the tequila

kinda fun but nobody at bars hmmm must be tuesday.

Seriously this headache is not fun on any level.

boo :[

dff_punk
04-06-2010, 06:22 PM
http://www.superfunpatrol.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/ayyyy.jpg

Vera
04-06-2010, 06:39 PM
Nemam rada tebe.

holland25
04-08-2010, 09:00 AM
Don't worry, I don't like him either :rolleyes:

dff_punk
04-08-2010, 04:27 PM
Double-crossing fag!




Nah, jk.

dff_punk
04-14-2010, 06:06 PM
bumpity bump. cause i am drump.

the_real_potomek
04-16-2010, 03:01 AM
When I woke up after last drinking night, I noticed that my finger was hurt and painful but I couldn't remember how had it happened. So that's my latest drinking story.

Alison
04-17-2010, 07:26 PM
omg im omgsxi so drunk its unkveblenveale. I went to see a bdn called speti pussy LOL> O od og dog o dogd.

dff_punk
04-18-2010, 07:39 AM
omgsxi

I like this construction.

WebDudette
04-19-2010, 05:10 AM
Had a couple Irish car bombs, they are surprisingly delicious and surprisingly strong. Listening to Kanye, then I realized I'd rather listen to Jay-Z.

Also, everyone I know is wrong about pretty much everything and I'm starting to dislike them and I'm becoming very weary and skeptical of their actions/intentions.

Andy
04-23-2010, 03:30 PM
Recently discovered the wonders of: 2 parts bourbon, 1 part lime juice 1 part cola. Amazing drink.

My drinking friends are either away or at work so I'm drinking alone tonight.

Hello

EDIT

Bourbon and loneliness is NOT a good mix. To quote Blackadder, my head feels like there's a Frenchman living in it.

Alison
04-24-2010, 07:29 PM
tonuight was shit. it was fucking borting,my friend got arrested, and my laptop seems to have a vrisus. UGH

Lizardus
04-24-2010, 08:49 PM
tonuight was shit. it was fucking borting,
Do you get borted easily?


and my laptop seems to have a vrisus. UGH
Bourbon, Scotch or beer?

holland25
04-25-2010, 12:07 AM
Christ, I hate myself. Been drinking after more than a month. Hungover. Shit. Sucks.

dff_punk
04-29-2010, 05:14 PM
I am nearing 5,000 posts!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!!1!!one!exclamation mark













... I just realized that after like 3,000 posts, I stopped caring about my postcount whatsoever.

Sidewinder
05-08-2010, 12:37 AM
So, I kiud of figured that sans anti-anxiety medicine, I wouldn't be so abad off ith alchol. I was wrooooooong. I an about to collapse after like, 10 ish shots. If I were to take my emedicine now I'm pretty sure that I would just go itnot a coma or home shit.

the_real_potomek
05-08-2010, 05:29 AM
drinking is funny:D

DennisD
05-08-2010, 02:52 PM
I'm not as think as you drunk I am...:p

Alison
05-11-2010, 03:15 PM
Waheeyeyy first time getting drunk at fucking 3 in the day.

Smash punker
05-12-2010, 04:11 AM
Ohh man Id love to post here often, but Im always out with some booze, so its kinda tricky :D

ad8
05-15-2010, 06:07 AM
home sweet home...

dff_punk
05-27-2010, 05:20 PM
Time to bump this.

I have a party at my flat tonight, and everyone went to sleep, just two guys in the next room are watching IT Crowd. I am bored, since I have seen all the episodes multiple times and there is no single female here. Anyone wanna come over?

SS
05-28-2010, 04:30 AM
i am o drunk, ive had a full bottle of midori and some burbon, listening to slipnkot is the tankest shit ever, ive got a gig tommorow hopefully im nt to hungover, fuck :)

nightvision
05-29-2010, 07:46 PM
Apparently the english word is hookah or hubble-bubble (alhough I'd say waterpipe). Well, we used whiskey, red wine and beer instead of water and that was a hellacious mix. Tasted great but got straight to the head. In addition to that we had way too much beer. Needless to say, I'm feeling a bit weird right now. I need to get some sleep but I think I have to wait... Everything's just flying around. Good night.

Cock Joke
05-30-2010, 03:48 PM
I'm not drunk but I just had the best beer in the world...

http://blogs.trb.com/sports/jjs-audibles/land-shark-beer-10190.jpg

Apathy
05-31-2010, 01:15 AM
This thread is dumbas fuck who drinks while on the internet alone? And who checks message boards while with friends? fucks.

thatbegin said of course get raaaaad.

Alison
06-02-2010, 08:30 PM
thats it. i give uyp getting drnk. i got chatted up by a gay guyl. lwtf. no fun.now, tiome for tea.

IamSam
06-02-2010, 08:36 PM
I'm not drunk but I just had the best beer in the world...

http://blogs.trb.com/sports/jjs-audibles/land-shark-beer-10190.jpg

I can name 567,293 beers that are better than Landshark.

Alison
06-04-2010, 08:13 PM
/in fckong love evertone. YAY

Alison
06-09-2010, 08:38 PM
woooo i went out and came ome with a pait of shoes that arent mine"
they fit me though. untreal!

Lizardus
06-09-2010, 10:45 PM
woooo i went out and came ome with a pait of shoes that arent mine"
they fit me though. untreal!

You know what they say.
Walk a mile in someone else's shoes...

Alison
06-13-2010, 05:04 AM
I'm sober, lol jk, I'm Irish

the_real_potomek
06-16-2010, 11:30 AM
yesterday I was so tired that I was tipsy after 2 beers already:o

ad8
06-17-2010, 11:08 AM
I'm sober, lol jk, I'm Irish

I went to an Irish bar yesterday. I got a little tipsy;)

Alison
06-19-2010, 06:02 PM
tbh ike i dont even nkoe how i ven foud thid im os dru k., m, hone is on the foor amd alll.
evertoe nkes

Gustavo
06-19-2010, 09:57 PM
Never thought I'd ever post on this thread, but the day has come.

Wait, I'm not quite drunk yet! But, a couple of months ago, I had wine for the first time, I had like half a glass, it tasted good, but never had it again.

Yesterday I had half a glass of beer, and today I must have tried like 5 different brands, at the beginning (yesterday) I thought beer was gross, and it still is... What really scares me, though, is that when I had beer today, it kinda started growing on me, you know? And I'm sort of starting to get used to its taste.

I'm not drunk yet, I think, I don't even think I'm tipsy yet... But I'm close to being tipsy?

I don't know... All I know is that after I got home, I listened to The Offspring's new song, and it just blew me away and now I feel like I'm drunk, and it isn't even the beer's fault.

Thoughts?

JohnnyNemesis
06-20-2010, 02:16 AM
i drunx fuk u.

o shit i r pathetic

WebDudette
06-20-2010, 02:39 AM
Hummus!

I drank a little bit tonight, was hanging out at a friends house, or well, she was house sitting and we hung out there. Anyway, I got a ride home with a friend of hers, and we talked about her, and how sometimes she is just fucking ridiculous.

iGustavo, it seems to me that your are at least tipsy.

mrconeman
06-20-2010, 02:39 AM
it's nine ith the fucking mornig.

Alison
06-20-2010, 03:45 AM
Can't remember most of last night.,...but the pictures are fucking hilarious. And I'm still a wee drunk

the_real_potomek
06-22-2010, 07:41 AM
drinking is funny:D but why must I always be the one who goes to sleep as the first at the parties?:/ I lost the funniest part of the evening again yesterday. But at least other people had someone to laugh at:p

Gustavo
06-26-2010, 10:32 PM
Oh, well. Here I am posting at this thread again, anyway... Today I went to a bar with some friends, and I had like 2 glasses of beer, then 2 bottles of smirnoff ice (spelling?), and then I had something that had like coke in it with gin or gen or wahtever taht is, not really sure about spelling... All I know is that I feel like I'm a little bit tipsy, because I did feel my head spinning a little bit and it was kinda weird walking, well... I didn't feel like I was tipsy last time I drank, but this time it does feel like I'm tipsy, so, if I was actually tipsy last time, does it mean I'm drunk right now? oh, shit.

WebDudette
06-26-2010, 10:55 PM
You'll get the hang of it eventually, it sounds like you're a little drunk now, haha.

Gustavo
06-27-2010, 05:34 AM
But I just woke up, I'm feeling completely normal right now, wasn't I supposed to be hungover or whatever? I don't have a headache or anything like that.

WebDudette
06-27-2010, 12:27 PM
Not necessarily, a lot of people don't especially younger people. I have to drink lots and lots to get a hangover.

DMelges
06-27-2010, 01:27 PM
I'm not drunk at the moment, but all those fucking referees during this World Cup are stoned!

nightvision
06-28-2010, 03:09 AM
No more drinking for me. My folks will give me 10 000 SEK (~$1800) if I stay sober 'til christmas.

Gustavo
06-28-2010, 07:35 AM
Not necessarily, a lot of people don't especially younger people. I have to drink lots and lots to get a hangover.

Oh, gotcha. Well, last night, I went out to drink again, and I drank orange juice with vodka, then some other juice -- Pineapple, I think -- with vodka, and a marguerita (spelling?) and then some beer. I remember what happened last night, most of it is quite embarrassing, and so are the pictures we took. I think I've finally reached the "being drunk" stage, I do remember my head spinning around and me having a hard time to walk.

Gustavo
06-28-2010, 11:03 PM
wtf? i thinkl i'm drynk now wtf i even thru up in the fuckin' street! it detlf horrible omg i really dshould be sleepng now but yet i'm here on the fuckin' cxomputer.; dammit

i gota wake up in less than 6 or 5 ours wtf


og and alison dammit i can kinda underastand what you feel like now oh btw i love uy

WebDudette
06-28-2010, 11:10 PM
Haha, oh my.

Gustavo
06-28-2010, 11:16 PM
Haha, oh my.

i gotta go to wrmg at like 7 o cliock and shit it's almost 4three in the mroning hahahahhahaha

shit man my moum woke up thanks godod jnight buye

Ryder1234
06-28-2010, 11:26 PM
hahahahahaha gustavo drunk is great

I also have a reason to post here, as I was drunk earlier. But I am not now! I drank with some friends at the lake today it was great. But I really just wanted to comment on gustavo's posts haha

randman21
06-28-2010, 11:28 PM
Hahaha. This is certainly a different side of you, Gus. Good job.

Ryder1234
06-28-2010, 11:30 PM
We need BBS DrunkCast

Gustavo
06-29-2010, 04:16 AM
http://roguediary.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/facepalm.jpg
This facepalm was directed to me.

Alison
06-29-2010, 05:01 AM
wtf? i thinkl i'm drynk now wtf i even thru up in the fuckin' street! it detlf horrible omg i really dshould be sleepng now but yet i'm here on the fuckin' cxomputer.; dammit

i gota wake up in less than 6 or 5 ours wtf


og and alison dammit i can kinda underastand what you feel like now oh btw i love uy

Hahaha, I like how you reference me here....as if I'm always drunk....okay, yeah you're right.

Gustavo
06-29-2010, 06:44 AM
Hahaha, I like how you reference me here....as if I'm always drunk....okay, yeah you're right.

I did say I loved you, though. <3

holland25
06-29-2010, 07:47 AM
I did say I loved you, though. <3

:mad::mad::mad:

Blitz!
06-29-2010, 01:00 PM
:mad::mad::mad:

Jealousy makes you nasty :p

Ryder1234
07-02-2010, 01:50 AM
ogm im fuickewn runk, I LOVCE YOU CAanada!

omg s lzbiasn chick triewd to gety with mee lololololol

hsaha i lovce howe many posst alison has in this threat :D

yarock
07-05-2010, 06:09 AM
http://i47.tinypic.com/16h1zcy.gif

Alison
07-10-2010, 05:04 PM
I havent been driunk in AGES. well..like 6 days, but that noit the FUCKINGF point is it"???"!!!!


ALSOSO HAHAHAHAH i puit a remindre on m,y hpne sAING "SCREW EERYONE IN SCOTLAND" COS MY FRINDS BIRTHDAY WAS TODAY AND HER COUSIN WAS SCOTIISJH AND H9IS ACCENT....OMG OMG AYAYAYAYAYAY


I'M NOT DRINK

Alison
07-10-2010, 05:11 PM
zomedbody""" enterfucking tain me"

Alison
07-10-2010, 05:14 PM
i reallly like badylyt eished i like guinrnresss....then id be like. proper irish lololol

Alison
07-10-2010, 05:16 PM
Hoinestly tnough.,...im not drink

dav0147
07-10-2010, 06:08 PM
Hoinestly tnough.,...im not drink

I so believe you :rolleyes:

Gustavo
07-11-2010, 12:31 AM
So I went out tot drink againm, didn't drink asm uch as i drank last time, but yeah yuc ould say i'm tipsy. lol

Dexter1990
07-11-2010, 03:51 AM
http://i47.tinypic.com/16h1zcy.gif

Kermit the frog. :eek: :mad:

Alison
07-11-2010, 04:19 AM
Hahaha, oh my, I was a disgrace....again:o:p

For Real
07-11-2010, 10:43 AM
http://i47.tinypic.com/16h1zcy.gif


:eek: omg, i have been irreparably harmed! not Kermit! say it aint so!

:p ;)

dff_punk
07-11-2010, 05:31 PM
Hahaha, oh my, I was a disgrace....again:o:p

From all your posts so far, I cannot see anything you did as a disgrace...

Alison
07-11-2010, 06:08 PM
From all your posts so far, I cannot see anything you did as a disgrace...

Well....what you didn't see, was me walking around a pub using an umbrella as a dick while singing Rhianna "is you big enough?!" :(:o

Gustavo
07-14-2010, 09:50 PM
damuint i fu kin had way too much to dirnk dang

i know iut's a freaking wedmesday but i went out to as go to a reinds concert and i t was FUCKIN AWEASOME they played aramones song!!s!!!!!!

i thimk im' completely drumkl now but gfuck yeahhhh

uyou know why i'm dromk now??????????? i'm in loev!! taina i love her but she deosmt loeve me dammit i reall y dd o love her :( wehy doesnt che like me back? i walways treated her lieke a princess!!!1 zshe deserves to be treated like a princess dammit i lover her

DMelges
07-14-2010, 10:49 PM
damuint i fu kin had way too much to dirnk dang

i know iut's a freaking wedmesday but i went out to as go to a reinds concert and i t was FUCKIN AWEASOME they played aramones song!!s!!!!!!

i thimk im' completely drumkl now but gfuck yeahhhh

uyou know why i'm dromk now??????????? i'm in loev!! taina i love her but she deosmt loeve me dammit i reall y dd o love her :( wehy doesnt che like me back? i walways treated her lieke a princess!!!1 zshe deserves to be treated like a princess dammit i lover her

I love you.

For Real
07-14-2010, 11:29 PM
damuint i fu kin had way too much to dirnk dang

i know iut's a freaking wedmesday but i went out to as go to a reinds concert and i t was FUCKIN AWEASOME they played aramones song!!s!!!!!!

i thimk im' completely drumkl now but gfuck yeahhhh

uyou know why i'm dromk now??????????? i'm in loev!! taina i love her but she deosmt loeve me dammit i reall y dd o love her :( wehy doesnt che like me back? i walways treated her lieke a princess!!!1 zshe deserves to be treated like a princess dammit i lover her

I would say 'I love u', but I can't say that to any other guy because it makes my daddy get mad at me. :( ;)

( Well, the board seems to love you, so hold your head up! )

Gustavo
07-15-2010, 09:17 AM
I think I really should stop drinking.

MAXTER
07-15-2010, 09:25 AM
I think I really should stop drinking.

why??? :D

If you drink one beer a day, it's ok ;)

Gustavo
07-15-2010, 09:39 AM
why??? :D

You didn't see me yesterday, otherwise you wouldn't ask me that question.

Alison
07-18-2010, 09:23 PM
i am drunk ish., butnhey, whats new

Lizardus
07-18-2010, 11:09 PM
i am drunk ish., butnhey, whats new

I'm horny ish.

Paint_It_Black
07-20-2010, 02:53 AM
I'm so awesome when I'm drunk. I'd explain it to you but you're probably not worthy.

Krojd
07-21-2010, 02:03 AM
Going to be drunk today as hell, I'm 21 today BUT there is not Internet where I am going today :rolleyes: anywaysss ciiiao

Sidewinder
07-22-2010, 12:22 AM
I'm worthy, Richard.

I'm inbetween buzzed and drunk - a rather indescribable state.

But yean. Sup guys, been a while. Probably won't be back here for a while. Drop me a message or something if you remember who I am.

Paint_It_Black
07-24-2010, 03:30 AM
This bbs is my version of drunk-dialing.

And Alec's, apparently.

WebDudette
07-24-2010, 04:09 AM
I've said some pretty strange and revealing shit on forums.

JoY
07-27-2010, 05:54 PM
I'm not drunk yet, but I'm making a post for Josh! Here's a tribute to you, Josh, in my all time FAVORITE topic! <333!

nieh
07-27-2010, 06:00 PM
Awww. Are you planning on getting drunk in the near future?

JoY
07-27-2010, 06:37 PM
Working on it actually!

Stylie
07-30-2010, 07:20 PM
heeeeeeeeeeeey! Folks! :)

Stylie
07-30-2010, 07:23 PM
oh I'm SOOO going to bed right now, and when I wake up - I'm gonna chill, take it easy....and then party's on once again! NO LIMIT!

Gustavo
08-05-2010, 03:39 PM
Ok, I'm relatively tipsy. And it's not even 7:00pm. Give me a break, though, it's a holiday

DMelges
08-05-2010, 03:41 PM
You've been drinking alot lately iGustavo...

Gustavo
08-05-2010, 03:54 PM
You've been drinking alot lately iGustavo...

So what?

I prefer being called Gustavo, btw. "Gustavo" wasn't available when I registered :(

DMelges
08-05-2010, 04:44 PM
So what?

I prefer being called Gustavo, btw. "Gustavo" wasn't available when I registered :(

So nothing, just think it's funny, haha. :D

For Real
08-05-2010, 10:59 PM
Well, I don't think I could get successfully drunk if I tried here lately - alcohol just doesn't give me the same buzz it once did - could be an Rx interference thang. Anyways, um, yeah, if ever there was a week I wish I could be drunk - then THIS would be that week..... well at least I have a good amount of hydrocodone on hand... :D

Krojd
08-06-2010, 02:59 PM
I prefer being called Gustavo, btw. "Gustavo" wasn't available when I registered :(

Uhmmm, I thought that!

Paint_It_Black
08-07-2010, 04:20 AM
Slightly drunk. And at work. Awesome.

I'm justifying it by saying it would have been rude to refuse to do a tequila shot with a customer. The second shot...maybe I should have refused the second shot. Epecially since it was fucking huge. Oh well.

And free pizza. It was a good night at work.

WebDudette
08-08-2010, 05:46 PM
I fell asleep at my desk last night.

blondiemama
08-09-2010, 10:52 AM
Not drunk, mildly hungover . I am abstaining until I complete my work. I hope I remember this when happy hour rolls around...

Alison
08-11-2010, 02:03 PM
I haven't been drunk in over 2 weeks!


...but tonight, all that changes.

Sidewinder
08-11-2010, 11:32 PM
I am drunk possibly the worst iv'e ever been. thought i'd stop bu and see what was going on on the beebeeesss but apparentlly nothing wortwhile. god you guys are boring. im out; peace;

the_real_potomek
08-12-2010, 12:42 PM
yesterday I was drunk. tomorrow I'll be drunk. today I'm bored:(

Outerspaceman21
08-14-2010, 12:58 AM
Hi everyone, howareyou? I'm great.

dff_punk
08-14-2010, 03:19 AM
I discovered Xanax is great for hangovers :)

disclaimer_07
08-14-2010, 03:48 PM
I've just had a couple beers. Does that make me drunk or what?

mynamewastaken
08-14-2010, 04:31 PM
yesterday i was drunk. Tomorrow i'll be drunk. Today i'm bored:(

like =]

the_real_potomek
08-15-2010, 04:29 AM
like =]

but I didn't lie at all, it was like I wrote:D
and now I'm drinking delicious beer, mmm... but the weather's so damn hot here, really.

dff_punk
08-15-2010, 06:45 PM
When you are hot, and you have a beer, that makes you even hotter! Oh, or maybe you are already hot.

Its gettin hot in here, so take off all your clothes...

haha


p.s.:

Alison
08-18-2010, 01:07 PM
wow, its been 4 dys since i was drunk last. But here i go agaaain waararr

holland25
08-18-2010, 01:28 PM
Ha, I'm sober for 37 days now. Went drinking 4 times in the last 6 months. I'm really getting old :D

Alison
08-18-2010, 06:20 PM
ghahah hipoe y parents dont see the tea stians all over the carpetr.

Alison
08-18-2010, 06:42 PM
i dont even like paolo nutini but hes like palyign in corkj nfr a fiver but its a secret!!!! on likr srthur guinness day

mrconeman
08-18-2010, 07:45 PM
Jusat returned from seeing Paolo nutini, it was awesome. Now I'm drunkenly listening to Tom Waits, because it's fine drunken music.

Lizardus
08-18-2010, 09:38 PM
ghahah hipoe y parents dont see the tea stians all over the carpetr.
Your parents have hippos?

Alison
08-19-2010, 03:54 AM
I puked for the first time on a night out last night.

When I got home I had half a glass of water and put the remaining half back into the glass cupboard. I then burnt myself while making tea, and subsequently spilled a load of it onto the cream carpet:(

Gustavo
08-22-2010, 01:37 AM
i'm hating this week so much you know, itzsd been terrible :(
so many bad things arghhhhhhh

btw dang tehres tihs girl that i like,,,, why wont she get out of my mind?????

nightvision
08-22-2010, 01:41 AM
Ha, I'm sober for 37 days now. Went drinking 4 times in the last 6 months. I'm really getting old :D

I'm ahead of you, I've been sober for 56 days :). I can't really say I miss alcohol.

Gustavo
08-22-2010, 01:48 AM
I'm ahead of you, I've been sober for 56 days :). I can't really say I miss alcohol.

alcohol sucks, man.... it does trust me ii mean it... dont drink agaim it's not wroth it you know

holland25
08-22-2010, 07:55 AM
I'm ahead of you, I've been sober for 56 days :). I can't really say I miss alcohol.

Well, I don't either. I feel much better, I got rid of my nose problems (caused by an abnormal amount of cigarretes smoked when drinking), and I've got much more spare time...

nightvision
08-22-2010, 11:28 AM
I too feel much better and my upper body is looking fitter than ever. I've been told that I look healthier as well. So yeah, alcohol sucks :).

Lizardus
08-22-2010, 09:02 PM
I just want to make a test of how coherent i am after 9 shots of stuff i can't properly identify.

10 shots.

Alison
08-25-2010, 02:06 PM
that time od week again hahawoo

dff_punk
08-25-2010, 05:15 PM
I am happy for you, Alison.

dff_punk
08-26-2010, 06:13 PM
Awwwww yeah.

Ryder1234
08-28-2010, 10:40 PM
omgh im sob fickin rdunk... my eueys are habing major difficuty

Alison
09-22-2010, 06:34 PM
ahahahahaha maha i just puiked in my freidns garden and waleked hme. FUCK jhabemnt been so drunk in aaaahhhesgges

KHWHD
09-22-2010, 08:28 PM
ahahahahaha maha i just puiked in my freidns garden and waleked hme. FUCK jhabemnt been so drunk in aaaahhhesgges

Hahaha. :D

Ryder1234
10-28-2010, 01:28 AM
omg why was thhe threAD SO hadr to fudbnd0= find

lol cany find delet button

Lizardus
10-28-2010, 07:57 PM
lol cany find delet button

Sometimes that's a good thing.

IamSam
10-29-2010, 11:52 PM
Fucking fuck you all up the asshole

Outerspaceman21
10-30-2010, 05:31 AM
Drunk...

Asshole is so much fun

Tired_Of_You
12-24-2010, 07:47 PM
No one posts on the 24th, but I think this thread is appropriate.

dff_punk
12-25-2010, 09:10 PM
It is 5 AM in here, awww yeah, merry knishmas!

Alison
12-26-2010, 10:28 PM
I had sooooomuc cg k to drink tonight ane im not even THAT bad. But those waffles are now lying in my garden haha euw i hatecpuking.

mrphantuan
12-29-2010, 02:46 AM
That's odd. Why was it closed?

the mods close threads when they reach a certain number of posts in order to save server space or something ...

Al Coholic
02-16-2011, 09:30 PM
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Al Coholic
02-16-2011, 09:31 PM
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Smash punker
02-17-2011, 11:52 AM
Getting a beer every day is my way to save the day :D

Paint_It_Black
03-06-2011, 01:10 AM
Why is it socially acceptable to pop overpriced pills from an overpaid pharmaceutical whore but not to do it yourself much better and for a fraction of the cost with a bottle of whatever's on clearance with a name you don't know you bought from some old guy who doesn't even know what a green card is and wtf who doesn't know what a green card is no I don't have a driver's license have you ever considered the irony of asking for my driver's license before you'll sell me alcohol no you don't know what irony is do you fuck you you don't need to know what I'm doing in Kansas I don't even know what I'm doing in Kansas give me my bottle of...Evan Williams? Since 1783? That'l:l do.

Alison
04-06-2011, 05:11 PM
haha remember when i used like always post here cos i was like always fuckin drunk

im drunk now

fucking university, fuck you i dont want to study

wheelchairman
04-06-2011, 05:42 PM
I liked it better when it ruined your spelling.

At least you were too lazy for most of your punctuation and capitalization.

chris9012
04-09-2011, 11:45 AM
Not drunk, but on quit an hangover it thought:

Most powerfull chemical weapon known to mankind:
BEERFART

Alison
04-09-2011, 08:11 PM
Oh man just had a fudivt grwat fufiib night at a duvstep gigbb sand sure i Puked eceryeher but whay thw hell. Gooooood niiiitggght

dff_punk
04-10-2011, 04:16 PM
aaand now she's back where she belongs :) I mean... IN THIS THREAD!





I am not sober too anyways

P.S.: I hate dubstep.

Paint_It_Black
04-29-2011, 11:34 PM
I'm so awesome when I'm drunk. You guys are really missing out.

Free?
05-06-2011, 03:27 PM
Hi . Seeing this thread makes me think of Vera and of her 1st April threads. Well, fuck, she hmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... omistuksessa us in the last year one saying that she's dsooo donna do it this year. She DIDNT":!~ AND That's how she omistuksessa hs us for tge year 2011 1st apritl. Fuck. I'm actually aware of my stypos but too lazytto fcorrect tgem.

Love you siys. guys.

I'd gladly make a penis lenght competitirton with any of you rightn oew ( yeaaah1 I challenge eben Johgny nemesis haahaaa!!)\



Anybody chat wutg ne please?! with me that is


It toook me embarassingly low amount of acoholk to get dtrunk. It's s o bad i can';t even tell ya. Serioeyusy, i'd say that it's not evenr funny but it actyually is fuggy.

I type fthe following with my dickL:

v jm,kk nbm vb vb nmcc j nb

ok i have a habiyt of doing things vweird things for the fitrst time in life, this night it was that. feeel honored.!

status update^ my mouth is fucking sour dyuhhh. brb kitchebn

Paint_It_Black
05-06-2011, 11:41 PM
I want to hang out with Free?.

yarock
05-07-2011, 10:44 AM
I was feeling really sour I couldn't remember my password last couple of days for this thread but I'm glad that Free? did exceed all the [I couldn't find a proper word to put in here. - maybe 'expectations' - or 'limitations'?- probably some other word that I can't come up with now.]

I hope I'm still not under influence.

WebDudette
05-25-2011, 05:47 AM
I had to go three pages back to find this. what the fuck?

Anyway, this is why I am drunk:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a145/SystemSloth/Picture001-1.jpg