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Powerh
04-22-2010, 04:23 PM
Always talkin about Dexter., dexter, dexter...But hey, what about Noodles ?!
I mean, for their next album, I would like to hear more guitar solos with the Noodles Touch ! You know, like the first Offspring album (with songs like "I'll be waiting" and "Teheran" for example) where he sounds great when he's noodling and not just the same riff powerchorded !!!

DMelges
04-22-2010, 05:17 PM
I'd like to see all of them take it up a notch. More solos, from everybody.

dff_punk
04-23-2010, 04:39 AM
Geez, everyone likes "The Noodles Touch"...........

Greekoldfan
04-23-2010, 08:12 AM
I don't like him!he's playing the worst solos in the world!!and some other crap songs like DUI!!!! :P

ad8
04-23-2010, 08:46 AM
Yeah, I'd definitely like to hear a little more solos on the new album. Trust In You and YGGFK solos were damn sweet, though.

findout5
04-23-2010, 09:35 AM
The new record is actually gonna be a Noodles 80 min. long solo

Krojd
04-23-2010, 10:18 AM
I would like to hear some self-titled touch.

Rooster
04-23-2010, 11:07 AM
"The Noodles Touch"

Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of soloing
But there are several other very important differences
Between guitarists and wannabes that you should know about

Plug the cable into input

Shred baby shred baby solos are Noodles' job
He can play all the kind of stuff that Dexter would just dream about
He puts his hand on the neck, fingers pressing on frets
He's no Hendrix nor Satriani but he's getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want a single finger tap
You want him solo like tomorrow’s never going to come around
Play quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like a cheetah on cocaine
To put your Dragonforce to shame and show them this ain’t a game

Do a slide
Powerchords, single notes are simply too shallow
So let's leave guitar to Noodles, Dex can play the piano
Slide again now
Powerchords, single notes are simply too shallow
So let's leave guitar to Noodles, Dex can play the piano
Mini-solo now

Love the songs where he’s just noodling around playing
Like he’s lost his common sense and only God can help him find it
Blues scales, harmonic squeals, high notes that only a bat could hear
You want to hear him sing some words for Parental Advisory
So if I get this right your hopes are high you want to hear him shred like Fred
A new Self-Titled or Ignition 2 which you will never get
Baby shake your ass it’s Noodles Time I know you'll love it for a while
And he will toss his guitar pick with offspring-ish artwork on it

Do a slide
Powerchords, single notes are simply too shallow
So let's leave guitar to Noodles, Dex can play the piano
Slide again now
Powerchords, single notes are simply too shallow
So let's leave guitar to Noodles, Dex can play the piano
Do a solo now

Powerchords, single notes are simply too shallow
So let's leave guitar to Noodles, Dex can play the piano
Slide again now
Powerchords, single notes are simply too shallow
So let's leave guitar to Noodles, Dex can play the piano
Do a slide
Powerchords, single notes are simply too shallow
So let's leave guitar to Noodles, Dex can play the piano
Slide again now
Powerchords, single notes are simply too shallow
So let's leave guitar to Noodles, Dex can play the piano
Do a solo now



Yeah, i know it's crappy, but i don't care.

nameless
04-23-2010, 04:42 PM
they have always said they like to keep it simple without loads of solos. the songs work well with the kinda short bursts of lead he does and long may it continue!

BigFish
04-23-2010, 08:27 PM
As a guitar player, I hate this kind of mindset. People think solos are everything, when they're really not. A simple rhythm is much more important than a solo. It's the foundation of a song and is all it really takes to make a truly amazing song. Solos are just for showing off and impressing people who don't really know what they're talking about. Dexter is just as much of an amazing guitarist as Noodles, they just have different skill sets. Noodles has come right out and said there are things Dexter can do on the guitar he can't, or at least not nearly as well.

Rooster
04-24-2010, 01:28 AM
As a guitar player, I hate this kind of mindset. People think solos are everything, when they're really not. A simple rhythm is much more important than a solo. It's the foundation of a song and is all it really takes to make a truly amazing song. Solos are just for showing off and impressing people who don't really know what they're talking about. Dexter is just as much of an amazing guitarist as Noodles, they just have different skill sets. Noodles has come right out and said there are things Dexter can do on the guitar he can't, or at least not nearly as well.

Spot on, dude! I'd rather hear a great song than a good song with loads of uber-complex solos. I don't have anything against solos, as long as it fits the song and doesn't feel like the guitarist is just showing of by playing gazillion notes per second. But a song doesn't need a solo to be good.

jacknife737
04-24-2010, 02:10 AM
Solos are usually pretty boring.

batfish
04-25-2010, 12:06 PM
"The Noodles Touch"

Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of soloing
But there are several other very important differences
Between guitarists and wannabes that you should know about

Plug the cable into input

[cont'd]...


Yeah, i know it's crappy, but i don't care.

Better job than the original :D

especially the shallow/piano rhyme

Powerh
04-25-2010, 12:17 PM
Ok you say you hate solos and you say it's boring
but imagine one second, The kids arent alright without the solo
I choose with no solo, Trust in you with no solo, you're gonna go far kid...
I mean those song will not be THE song if there is no solo.

Rooster
04-25-2010, 01:14 PM
See, but here's the catch - i don't think anyone said that he/she hates solos. The point was that NOT EVERY SONG NEEDS ONE. If the solo fits, you throw it in. If it doesn't, for the love of God don't try to make it fit in, because the result usually isn't good.

Marco
04-27-2010, 01:45 PM
I'd fucking kill to have Noodles sing an acoustic song!

findout5
04-28-2010, 11:27 AM
This thread's title sounds kinda kinky or is it just me?

dav0147
04-28-2010, 12:06 PM
I don't like him!he's playing the worst solos in the world!!and some other crap songs like DUI!!!! :P

WHAT! :eek: :eek::eek: