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Alex101
06-05-2010, 07:32 AM
According to Dyingscene.com (http://dyingscene.com/news/loveline-interviews-members-of-the-offspring/), the new Offspring album will likely be called Menagerie of Dildos (I listened to the Loveline interview and one of the DJs said it's actually a working title). It's even mentioned on Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Offspring#Next_album_and_beyond_.282009.E2.80. 93present.29).

dff_punk
06-05-2010, 08:08 AM
Didn't you put it there?

Blitz!
06-05-2010, 08:12 AM
I believe this was a joke on Loveline and naturally everyone is climbing on the bandwagon and reporting it as the truth. I don't see it as being a working title for an Offspring album.

_Lost_
06-05-2010, 08:43 AM
i greatly greatly dislike you alex101

_Way_Down_the_Line_
06-05-2010, 09:22 AM
come one it was a joke damnit... I can't believe u took your time to make a thread like this lol

Free?
06-05-2010, 09:36 AM
What a big goof you are. Try to imagine the sequence of how this so-called news spread over the web.

And that dyingscene.com article's author was a jerk for not giving props to this (http://offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=41513) thread and to Randman particularly.

Thomas
06-05-2010, 09:45 AM
There. I fixed wikipedia.

Cock Joke
06-05-2010, 10:25 AM
Oh please GOD let it be called this!

DEAR GOD JESUS AND MOSES ON EARTH LET IT BE CALLED THIS!!!

randman21
06-05-2010, 10:43 AM
According to Dyingscene.com (http://dyingscene.com/news/loveline-interviews-members-of-the-offspring/), the new Offspring album will likely be called Menagerie of Dildos (I listened to the Loveline interview and one of the DJs said it's actually a working title). It's even mentioned on Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Offspring#Next_album_and_beyond_.282009.E2.80. 93present.29).
Dude! Please, just use your brain. Do you really think there's any truth to this?


i greatly greatly dislike you alex101
I've tried to give him a lot of slack, but I find it hard to disagree with you at this point.



And that dyingscene.com article's author was a jerk for not giving props to this (http://offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=41513) thread and to Randman particularly.
Err, yeah. I'm so not cool with that. Not so much that he didn't credit me, but that I probably wasn't even supposed to post the link in the first place. And I really really hope the link wasn't on Wikipedia. Heh, at least now I've solved the mystery of how it got over 300 views.

Jojan
06-05-2010, 11:21 AM
Oh please GOD let it be called this!

DEAR GOD JESUS AND MOSES ON EARTH LET IT BE CALLED THIS!!!


http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa144/Primate_bucket/cartoon20060222.gif

holland25
06-05-2010, 11:26 AM
Alex101 sucks.

mrXniick
06-05-2010, 12:08 PM
According to wikipedia and my next door neighbor's dog (who is probably the author of the article) the new Offspring album will be called "Alex 101 Sucks and Needs to Stop Posting Stupid Articles on Wikipedia"

holland25
06-05-2010, 12:27 PM
http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/5448/beznzvugu.png (http://img132.imageshack.us/i/beznzvugu.png/)

Supa
06-05-2010, 01:23 PM
Haha, wow...nice album title.

Little_Miss_1565
06-05-2010, 01:48 PM
Alex...really appreciate your enthusiasm, but come on now...I know there's not a lot of info to be had right now but this is just ridiculous.

Alex101
06-05-2010, 02:29 PM
Come on, guys. The title was just a joke. The guy who wrote that article on DyingScene is just a pain the ass (and doesn't even know that the guy on Loveline was just joking on the title).

Little_Miss_1565
06-05-2010, 09:30 PM
OK, so why perpetuate it?

Budzy
06-06-2010, 01:56 AM
I have a friend who has a friend who knows this person that works with someone who knows a person that talked to the cousin of one of Dexter's friends, and apparently the new album is going to be called "TIRED OF THE POSTCOUNT THREAD!? WELL TOO BAD!!! POSTCOUNT +++++ here!!!!".

It's true!

ad8
06-06-2010, 02:09 AM
I actually think that the Alex101 bashing could have been less harsh, but this made me laugh:

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/5448/beznzvugu.png (http://img132.imageshack.us/i/beznzvugu.png/)
Oh, and this one!

I have a friend who has a friend who knows this person that works with someone who knows a person that talked to the cousin of one of Dexter's friends, and apparently the new album is going to be called "TIRED OF THE POSTCOUNT THREAD!? WELL TOO BAD!!! POSTCOUNT +++++ here!!!!".

It's true!
C'MON, DEXTER! Call the new album "TIRED OF THE POSTCOUNT THREAD!? WELL TOO BAD!!! POSTCOUNT +++++ here!!!!"

Alex101
06-06-2010, 08:28 AM
I actually think that the Alex101 bashing could have been less harsh
Actually it is more harsh. Everyone in this thread is accusing me of exposing the name of Menagerie of Dildos on Wikipedia, which I didn't actually do (OttoBR, the writer who exposed the title on DyingScene.com, did). _Lost_ dislikes me and holland25 thinks I suck.

Blitz!
06-06-2010, 11:57 AM
I actually think that the Alex101 bashing could have been less harsh

Seconded ... I know there is a history with Alex and Wiki but assumptions are being made about his intensions. All Alex did was report what others were saying about the working title for the new album. We are all aware that 'Menagerie of Dildos' as a working title is bullshit, so I don't see the point in taking it out on him.

holland25
06-06-2010, 12:32 PM
That 'alex101 sucks' tag is not mine. So remove me from the tags. Thank you.

Alex101
06-06-2010, 02:33 PM
That 'alex101 sucks' tag is not mine.
Are you sure you didn't make that tag? Because you said earlier that I suck.

mrXniick
06-06-2010, 02:39 PM
Are you sure you didn't make that tag? Because you said earlier that I suck.

According to Wikipedia, he did not make the tag.

holland25
06-06-2010, 02:40 PM
Are you sure you didn't make that tag? Because you said earlier that I suck.

Yes, I am sure. To prove it, I'll add two tags to show you that it's not mine.

wikipedia sucks, wikipedia still sucks

Zee
06-06-2010, 02:46 PM
Hah, Alex keep on bringing humour to the forums.

Soz, I'm a bit drunk. :o

Little_Miss_1565
06-06-2010, 10:22 PM
Alex, what I think people are saying is that if you know something isn't right, you should probably state that when you post it, because even I got the idea from your original post that you were the source of this....and it was Jojan who made those tags, not Holland25. Everyone should probably calm down.

Alex101
06-07-2010, 07:14 AM
Alex, what I think people are saying is that if you know something isn't right, you should probably state that when you post it, because even I got the idea from your original post that you were the source of this....and it was Jojan who made those tags, not Holland25. Everyone should probably calm down.
Well, that Jojan should be ashamed of himself.

Little_Miss_1565
06-07-2010, 07:20 AM
Well, that Jojan should be ashamed of himself.

If you're going to wait for Jojan to be ashamed of himself, I'm afraid you're going to be waiting a long time.

_Lost_
06-07-2010, 10:26 AM
I think this is one of those moments where we have irrefutable evidence that sarcasm is often lost on the internet. In the future, please try to make your intentions clearer and use words like "jokingly" and "falsely".

Lord Phidias
06-07-2010, 10:35 AM
Oh, c'mon now... it was clearly a joke, and everybody knows that 90% of the information you find on the internet is untrue, if you didn't laugh at this thread's title or after reading alex101's post, even if he really believed what he said, you have a bitter soul... here, some sugar to ease your bitterness:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0C3zgYW_FAM ;)

Free?
06-07-2010, 05:24 PM
I think this is one of those moments where we have irrefutable evidence that sarcasm is often lost on the internet. In the future, please try to make your intentions clearer and use words like "jokingly" and "falsely".

Alex101's persona is still a mystery to me, I can't tell, is he constantly being sarcastic or there's no second thought in his words and all he does is stating very obvious things in the very straightforward manner. Because letting us know that some dude said the same thing that we all knew in the first place when that dude basically heard it from us is just obsolete.


Come on, guys. The title was just a joke. The guy who wrote that article on DyingScene is just a pain the ass (and doesn't even know that the guy on Loveline was just joking on the title).
Alex, album title or thread title? Because if you were acknowledging that Menagerie of Dildos was a joke in that post, it doesn't save you much buddy. :)

Props to you for never being aggressive and keeping it calm though!

Offspring-Junkie
06-08-2010, 02:15 AM
I'm so excited about the cover. I bet it's full of dildos and butt plugs, right?

Rutegard
06-08-2010, 05:04 AM
I believe this was a joke on Loveline and naturally everyone is climbing on the bandwagon and reporting it as the truth. I don't see it as being a working title for an Offspring album.

i agree with her

yarock
06-08-2010, 06:14 AM
Oh,the title is working for sure but it just don't go with Offspring.They aren't that much awesome to use such a enthusiastic record title like 'Menagerie of Dildos'.They would just select a showy word like 'Smash','Ignition','Splinter'.

And that words take place in just one line of one song for each album.Well,except Smash.

But 'Ixnay on the Hombre' and 'Conspiracy of One' are definitely good titles.
And I was quite surprised when I learnt that the last album entitled as 'Rise and Fall,Rage and Grace';I thougt it was long comparing to the others and the words are part of general daily speaking,which you can't say for words like 'Ignition','Conspiracy','Splinter'.

They would come up with a solid title eventually,but 'Menagerie of Dildos' is pretty cool.

Alex101
06-08-2010, 07:07 AM
Alex, album title or thread title? Because if you were acknowledging that Menagerie of Dildos was a joke in that post, it doesn't save you much buddy. :)
The album title is what I was referring to.

JANNY
06-08-2010, 07:14 AM
Bullshit:rolleyes:

Little_Miss_1565
06-08-2010, 07:15 AM
Yarock, it was a joke. It is not going to be the title of the album.