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livingdeadgirl
02-01-2005, 09:15 AM
hey there are so many singles on here that maybe they could all make friends and get sum1 here! just do this:

name: chloe
age:14-15
location:england east coast
interests:boxing, music, and stuff like that.....

good idea or bad idea?

wheelchairman
02-01-2005, 09:16 AM
Stupid idea, stupid idea, stupid idea.

Talman
02-01-2005, 09:16 AM
very very bad idea.
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livingdeadgirl
02-01-2005, 09:18 AM
oh well. woz just a thought. that was a painful thought too. all for nothing sniff sniff. :(

slit_wrists
02-01-2005, 09:19 AM
personly i think its ok idea but i wudnt want to publicly state that im single (if i were single of corse which im not btw)

livingdeadgirl
02-01-2005, 09:20 AM
oh ok. but it woz only a thought. if u dnt like it you dont like it. if you do, what r u waitin for.

wheelchairman
02-01-2005, 09:21 AM
personly i think its ok idea but i wudnt want to publicly state that im single (if i were single of corse which im not btw)
hahaha that's the funniest thing I've ever read. You're single.

livingdeadgirl
02-01-2005, 09:21 AM
how do you know?

Talman
02-01-2005, 09:22 AM
personly i think its ok idea but i wudnt want to publicly state that im single (if i were single of corse which im not btw)

With a username like that you're blatantly an emo, and nobody would care if you were single (which you totally aren't btw).
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slit_wrists
02-01-2005, 09:25 AM
but i aint an emo

sitdyneshelagh
02-01-2005, 09:29 AM
Ha, what a dick. I'm single and proud of it, but you won't find me trying to hook up with someone from the offspring boards... nice thought though

livingdeadgirl
02-01-2005, 09:30 AM
:( i dont think that this was a good plan..... and there i go thinkin it would work.... :(

Idiot
02-01-2005, 09:51 AM
It may work somewhere else, but never on here.

livingdeadgirl
02-01-2005, 09:53 AM
oh well. just ignore this then

Talman
02-01-2005, 09:57 AM
if you're looking for romance on a messageboard, chances are you're around 14 years of age. If you get talking to someone and over time a relationship develops, then fair enough. But just coming out and saying that you're looking for a relationship on a public messageboard people won't think very highly of you. Unless of course you're another 14 year old putting themselves on a plate.
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livingdeadgirl
02-01-2005, 09:59 AM
if you're looking for romance on a messageboard, chances are you're around 14 years of age. If you get talking to someone and over time a relationship develops, then fair enough. But just coming out and saying that you're looking for a relationship on a public messageboard people won't think very highly of you. Unless of course you're another 14 year old putting themselves on a plate.
i dint say that i woz looking for love. i only said that i woz single. people dont think highly of me anyway so whats to lose?

Talman
02-01-2005, 10:44 AM
i dint say that i woz looking for love. i only said that i woz single. people dont think highly of me anyway so whats to lose?

Self Respect

Inshane
02-01-2005, 10:58 AM
I would like to date you girly zombie. I am a 30 year old guy who likes big things, if you know what I mean. *gross wink* lets go on a first date and fuck in a truck. you see, I also like poetry. cause I rhime baby. so, wanna go ho?

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Idiot
02-01-2005, 11:14 AM
I would like to date you girly zombie. I am a 30 year old guy who likes big things, if you know what I mean. *gross wink* lets go on a first date and fuck in a truck. you see, I also like poetry. cause I rhime baby. so, wanna go ho?

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That was quality. ;)

the_GoDdEsS
02-01-2005, 11:16 AM
Hello,

I'm looking for a husband. Serious, loyal, with a bank account. Anyone?

turb0negr0
02-01-2005, 11:18 AM
Hello,

I'm looking for a husband. Serious, loyal, with a bank account. Anyone?


oooh! pick me! pick me! ;)

Idiot
02-01-2005, 11:20 AM
oooh! pick me! pick me! ;)

For a start, your avatar says you're not serious.

the_GoDdEsS
02-01-2005, 11:27 AM
oooh! pick me! pick me! ;)

Got enough dosh?

wheelchairman
02-01-2005, 11:36 AM
Hello,

I'm looking for a husband. Serious, loyal, with a bank account. Anyone?
Hah I knew you were a part of filthyslavicslutslovematch.com

the_GoDdEsS
02-01-2005, 11:38 AM
Shooooooooooooosh! They're NOT supposed to know!
=P

Camilamazed
02-01-2005, 11:42 AM
Ok..If you tell me a way of getting a boyfriend here I'll be glad......

Come on girl, we all live totally far from each other :p

Anya82
02-01-2005, 11:50 AM
I'm single too!
get me a perfect guy!
hahahaha :D

JoY
02-01-2005, 12:16 PM
Stupid idea, stupid idea, stupid idea.
yeah. and stupid idea.

JoY
02-01-2005, 12:19 PM
my future husband must have a title. yes, those kind of things just turn me on. he has to be at least a prince, but barons are fine, too. his mommy & daddy must have a giant property in the East of the Netherlands & he must have green eyes, dark eyelashes, eyebrows & hair. he must be thin, respectful, sweet, funny & a sucker for little blonde girls with a big mouth.

Camilamazed
02-01-2005, 12:22 PM
Heeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy JOY You cannot post here , you're not single

(heheheheheheehe :D )

Panzerfaust92
02-01-2005, 12:24 PM
Hello,

I'm looking for a husband. Serious, loyal, with a bank account. Anyone?
Goddess, you break my heart. I'm not loyal or serious, and I'm broke.

the_GoDdEsS
02-01-2005, 12:31 PM
Yeah, I guess I have to look elsewhere. *sighs*

Tizzalicious
02-01-2005, 02:04 PM
Yes, let's create more BBS couples! We haven't had enough of those!!!

HornyPope
02-01-2005, 03:27 PM
Well, since both my therapist and parole officer agree that I can start dating again, I suppose i'll sign myself up for this singles match.

I'm 5'5" on one foot, and 5'1" on the other. I'm 32 years old. I am short, balding (my hair plugs are coming in tho), and overweight. I wear all my shirts unbuttoned to show off too much body hair, entangled in heavy gold jewelry. If you're good, I'll flash you a nipple. "Ohhh I'm so slutty." My hair is typically slicked back with enough grease to put a McDonalds hamburger to shame. Lately I've been STD free, and those crabs I had a month back have finally quit swinging tarzan-like from pubic hair to pubic hair. I have a 3 1/4 penis and I'll need you to be patient with me, as sometimes I experience erectile dysfunction, and I weep when I touch myself "down there." But, i've been assured by many a working girl that 12 minutes of awkward frenzied thrusting is very satifying.

If interested, leave a note.

*crosses fingers*

the_GoDdEsS
02-01-2005, 03:31 PM
Yes, let's create more BBS couples! We haven't had enough of those!!!

Yeah, and more gossip.

livingdeadgirl
02-02-2005, 05:19 AM
omg. what have i started?

iluva7xxxx
02-02-2005, 05:21 AM
hey there are so many singles on here that maybe they could all make friends and get sum1 here! just do this:

name: chloe
age:14-15
location:england east coast
interests:boxing, music, and stuff like that.....

good idea or bad idea?



fuck off you ugly piece of shit and go meet some cool people instead of trying to find them on here,people like you irritate the shit out of me,go get cancer and die

livingdeadgirl
02-02-2005, 05:22 AM
[QUOTE=iluva7xxxxgo get cancer and die[/QUOTE]

done it already..... :eek:

JoY
02-02-2005, 06:14 AM
Heeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy JOY You cannot post here , you're not single

(heheheheheheehe :D )
but I can pretend. :p
after all, if something better pops up, than the description I gave..

wheelchairman
02-02-2005, 06:28 AM
something better eh? If all goes well this Tuesday I'll have a title, I'll be Per The Mailman. Class.

JoY
02-02-2005, 06:47 AM
ooooo. *gasp*
now don't tell me you're also sweet, caring, funny, thin, dark haired, green eyed, because then I'll be forced to leave my boyfriend.

wheelchairman
02-02-2005, 06:48 AM
Well no I ain't any of those. But I do play guitar and can recite the Canadian national anthem.

JoY
02-02-2005, 06:50 AM
*gasps again*
I'll have to consider this..

wheelchairman
02-02-2005, 06:53 AM
*turns on amp* *ahem* oooohh Canadaaaa, our home and native laaaand

RXP
02-02-2005, 06:53 AM
Well no I ain't any of those. But I do play guitar and can recite the Canadian national anthem.

omg I can sing hte Canadian national anthem too.

Oooo Canada our home and native land....

wheelchairman
02-02-2005, 06:53 AM
omg I can sing hte Canadian national anthem too.

Oooo Canada our home and native land....
You son of a bitch. You just copied me!

RXP
02-02-2005, 06:54 AM
Too much hockey games, the Canadian natioal anthem reminds me of hockey night in Canada.

JoY
02-02-2005, 06:59 AM
omg I can sing hte Canadian national anthem too.

Oooo Canada our home and native land....
but you don't have a title, so shoo.

jkcastle
05-31-2006, 12:25 PM
www.jkcastle.info :)

Tizzalicious
05-31-2006, 12:32 PM
Yes, let's create more BBS couples! We haven't had enough of those!!!

Lolz, I said funny things a year ago.


something better eh? If all goes well this Tuesday I'll have a title, I'll be Per The Mailman. Class.

Lolz, so did Per.

platinumpt
05-31-2006, 12:32 PM
hahaha yeah I've noticed that a few seconds ago too, it made me smile :)

Lizardus
05-31-2006, 01:38 PM
my future husband must have a title.he must have dark eyelashes, eyebrows & hair. respectful, sweet, funny & a sucker for little blonde girls with a big mouth.
=D I have a bag of candy.
Wanna come to my van?

the_GoDdEsS
05-31-2006, 01:55 PM
Why in the world is this bumped?

wheelchairman
05-31-2006, 02:04 PM
Well I'm planning on being single pretty soon. So if anyone wants Wheelchairman, well you know how to reach me. My soon-to-be-ex, just farts too much. It's so gross! So, no farters!

0r4ng3
05-31-2006, 02:06 PM
So...that leaves out most mammals.

Well, good luck with that.

kamikaze
05-31-2006, 02:26 PM
Why?
(101010)

Tizzalicious
05-31-2006, 10:47 PM
Well I'm planning on being single pretty soon. So if anyone wants Wheelchairman, well you know how to reach me. My soon-to-be-ex, just farts too much. It's so gross! So, no farters!
You just made my morning!

Llamas
06-01-2006, 12:00 AM
lyk 0mgz, i never fart!! letz date.

OnSpring!
06-01-2006, 12:14 AM
Sometimes i seriously think that anyone in this forum have nothing to do all the day. Peace.

SkunkIt
06-01-2006, 12:23 AM
Once again....
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JoY
06-01-2006, 03:30 AM
whoever bumped this topic, THANK you. hahahaha!!

Idiot
06-01-2006, 07:11 AM
I've never noticed it before.