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SirPimp
02-01-2005, 10:26 AM
Quick! Everyone send random crap to this email!

joecooljow@hotmail.com

especially porn!!!!!!!!

Talman
02-01-2005, 10:27 AM
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative7.jpg
________
Penny stock (http://pennystockpicks.net/)

turb0negr0
02-01-2005, 10:28 AM
uhh.... okay.

turb0negr0
02-01-2005, 10:31 AM
are you pranking someone or what?

SirPimp
02-01-2005, 10:34 AM
Hell ya this is a prank!!!!!!!! This little bitch gave everyone mine on another forum, so im going to get him back!!!!

Lars
02-01-2005, 10:34 AM
wow.
.
.
.
the.
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.
.
.
originality....

SirPimp
02-01-2005, 10:36 AM
wow.
.
.
.
the.
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originality....


I have never seen this before!!1

Dante
02-01-2005, 10:38 AM
WOW


The Maturity

SirPimp
02-01-2005, 10:39 AM
WOW


The Maturity

WOW!!! No shit im only 12. You fucking petaphile!

Dante
02-01-2005, 10:40 AM
WOW


The Maturity

Talman
02-01-2005, 10:40 AM
lol. That's funny

SirPimp
02-01-2005, 10:41 AM
WOW


The Maturity

Damm right you Fuck!!!! Rated "M" for mature!! So you better get out of here.

Talman
02-01-2005, 10:42 AM
Damm right you Fuck!!!! Rated "M" for mature!! So you better get out of here.

you my friend are a cunt. I don't expect you to know what that is, other than a profanity.

turb0negr0
02-01-2005, 10:43 AM
WOW


The Maturity



WOW


The Maturity


God, Dante, you're so original,
saying the same thing twice.

Dante
02-01-2005, 10:43 AM
WOW!


This is fun!

SirPimp
02-01-2005, 10:43 AM
To Talsman:
You my freind are a fucking retard. Do you even know what that is other than you!!

Dante
02-01-2005, 10:44 AM
To Talsman:
You my freind are a fucking retard. Do you even know what that is other than you!!


That was the best comeback your little brain could think up!

Talman
02-01-2005, 10:45 AM
To Talsman:
You my freind are a fucking retard. Do you even know what that is other than you!!

That's probably the most ironic thing i've ever read. It made me laugh.

Ditol
02-01-2005, 10:45 AM
To Talsman:
You my freind are a fucking retard. Do you even know what that is other than you!!
yo man, there's no such person like talsman here

Dante
02-01-2005, 10:46 AM
I know it made me laugh to.



:cough:

SirPimp
02-01-2005, 10:46 AM
yo man, there's no such person like talsman here
I know he IS the only retard on this forums.

turb0negr0
02-01-2005, 10:46 AM
anyways SirPimp.
Who's email is joecooljow@hotmail.com ?

SirPimp
02-01-2005, 10:47 AM
anyways SirPimp.
Who's email is joecooljow@hotmail.com ?
Some little punk.

Dante
02-01-2005, 10:47 AM
Oh i don't know


Maybe someone like you!

SirPimp
02-01-2005, 10:48 AM
Oh i don't know


Maybe someone like you!

Maybey


some nasty old man like you Dante!!!

Dante
02-01-2005, 10:49 AM
Sure okay whatever



:rolls eyes:

SirPimp
02-01-2005, 10:49 AM
Hey Dante

by the way your website fucing sucks!!

Dante
02-01-2005, 10:49 AM
Sure okay whatever



Grow up and stop trying to prank some one


:rolls eyes:

Talman
02-01-2005, 10:49 AM
I know he IS the only retard on this forums.

He meant that my username isn't "Talsman". He wasn't agreeing with you. Imbecile.

Here's a schedule for you:

1. Hit puberty
2. Learn basic grammar; How to read and write etc
3. Buy some maturity from Ebay.
4. Come back, and make some sense

If that fails there's always some bleach under the kitchen sink... Drink it. Mmmm deadly goodness.

turb0negr0
02-01-2005, 10:50 AM
hey kids, calm down!

Dante
02-01-2005, 10:50 AM
Hey Dante

by the way your website fucing sucks!!

Sure My website Fucing sucks.

Flunk Grammer Did You!

Dante
02-01-2005, 10:51 AM
Butt Out of this


It is between me and Sir Dick

SirPimp
02-01-2005, 10:51 AM
I hope i never grow up to be like Dante or Talman cause they are fags that have sex with animals

Dante
02-01-2005, 10:52 AM
You are the only one who reduces yourself to monkey sex.

Talman
02-01-2005, 10:52 AM
I hope i never grow up to be like Dante or Talman cause they are fags that have sex with animals

God save us all. i hope you never grow up. Go stand in the middle of a busy road and do us all a favour.

turb0negr0
02-01-2005, 10:53 AM
God Dante, you just are looking for conflicts aren't you?

SirPimp
02-01-2005, 10:54 AM
At least my life isnt some stupid forum like offspring.

Dante
02-01-2005, 10:54 AM
God Dante, you just are looking for conflicts aren't you?


Yes i am just doing this for the kicks.

Talman
02-01-2005, 10:55 AM
At least my life isnt some stupid forum like offspring.

Fucking grow up. You came on here telling us to send e-mails to someone. You're the one who has no life.

Dante
02-01-2005, 10:55 AM
At least my life isnt some stupid forum like offspring.



Okay neither is mine I just happen to be on when you (asshole) happen to be on at the same time as me.


Dip Shit!

turb0negr0
02-01-2005, 10:55 AM
Fuck you SirPimp!


even though I signed that email up for a bunch of crap.
(can't resist a good prank!)

SirPimp
02-01-2005, 10:56 AM
Butt Out of this

i suck Dick

I did not want to hear that you fag.

Dante
02-01-2005, 10:57 AM
Fuck Off


Stop insulting all of the people in this forum just because you are a fag.

turb0negr0
02-01-2005, 10:57 AM
What a good job editing that quote.

SirPimp
02-01-2005, 10:58 AM
Fuck Off


Stop insulting all of the people in this forum just because you are a fag.
Now Now child you dont need to be using the word "fag". Just cause your a fag doesnt mean you have to post in the offsrping forums.

Dante
02-01-2005, 10:59 AM
Do not talk to me I have to finish masturbating the monkey that is on my lap. After that I have to have sex with a chicken.


Something that I did not want to know!

SirPimp
02-01-2005, 11:00 AM
Something that I did not want to know!
WTF!! You fag you dont need to be using my ideas.

Dante
02-01-2005, 11:00 AM
Now Now child you dont need to be using the word "fag". Just cause your a fag doesnt mean you have to post in the offsrping forums.


What happened to not using the word fag?

SirPimp
02-01-2005, 11:02 AM
What happened to not using the word fag?

I just said that your faggity ass couldnt use it! Geese did you flunk Title1!!

turb0negr0
02-01-2005, 11:02 AM
I like to drop the soap and let the big guys take advantage of me.


. . . ?

SirPimp
02-01-2005, 11:03 AM
. . . ?
Your would like to watch that kind of sick shit!!

Dante
02-01-2005, 11:05 AM
And you would be sick enough to do that.


So Shut up.

turb0negr0
02-01-2005, 11:06 AM
Your would like to?
Would your like to taike a claizse in skoul owre R youu two dummm?

SirPimp
02-01-2005, 11:06 AM
And you would be sick enough to do that.


So Shut up.

Quit materbating to my text in these forums!

Dante
02-01-2005, 11:07 AM
Quit materbating to my text in these forums!



Materbating

SirPimp
02-01-2005, 11:07 AM
Your would like to?
Would your like to taike a claizse in skoul owre R youu two dummm?
What are you some kind of perfectionist who is OCD 'ing about my spelling.

SirPimp
02-01-2005, 11:07 AM
Materbating
Ya its when a sick fuck like you touches himself to me.

turb0negr0
02-01-2005, 11:08 AM
What are you some kind of perfectionist who is OCD 'ing about my spelling.


No, I just can't stand moronic folk, like you!

Dante
02-01-2005, 11:08 AM
I just find it funny how you spell every other word wrong!

SirPimp
02-01-2005, 11:09 AM
I find it funny how you whack off to my text on screen!

SirPimp
02-01-2005, 11:12 AM
Dante is probably some skinny little fuck who gets his ass beat on a daily basis!

Dante
02-01-2005, 11:12 AM
Ya its when a sick fuck like you touches himself to me.

It is not materbating it is masterbating.

DipShit

turb0negr0
02-01-2005, 11:13 AM
have you even sent crap to the email Dante?

SirPimp
02-01-2005, 11:13 AM
It is not materbating it is masterbating.

DipShit
So you do admit to touching yourself to me.

Dante
02-01-2005, 11:14 AM
Dante is probably some skinny little fuck who gets his ass beat on a daily basis!



And you are a dipshit

SirPimp
02-01-2005, 11:14 AM
And you are a dipshit
better than being a skinny little fuck

Dante
02-01-2005, 11:15 AM
Whatever stop being a



DIPSHIT!

AND A LITTLE ADVICE

GROW UP
AND
GET A LIFE!

turb0negr0
02-01-2005, 11:16 AM
woah... calm down !

Dante
02-01-2005, 11:17 AM
All Your Base Are Belong To Us!

SirPimp
02-01-2005, 11:18 AM
Is "Dipshit" the only insult word in your simple little peabrain. And i do have a life and its not having sex with little children like you.

Dante
02-01-2005, 11:19 AM
I Know You Have A Life And That Is Have Sex With Primates

(if You Know What A Primate Is)

turb0negr0
02-01-2005, 11:20 AM
You Are On Your Way To Destruction!
You Have No Chance To Survive, Make Your Time!!

SirPimp
02-01-2005, 11:20 AM
Shut up and go away!!! Nobody likes you on this forum.

turb0negr0
02-01-2005, 11:22 AM
Shut up and go away!!! Nobody likes you on this forum.


who me ?

SirPimp
02-01-2005, 11:22 AM
I have better stuff to do other than talking to a retard!
And i have a life unlike you!

Dante
02-01-2005, 11:25 AM
Yeah Like Masterbating Monkeys!

Camilamazed
02-01-2005, 12:08 PM
Blah blah blah :rolleyes:

HMSPresident
02-01-2005, 12:11 PM
That was an interesting 5 minutes...

turb0negr0
02-01-2005, 03:54 PM
Shut up and go away!!! Nobody likes you on this forum.


yeah and I'm sure you have made LOADS of friends in your whole 1 day being here.

Naz
02-01-2005, 04:40 PM
WOW!!! No shit im only 12. You fucking petaphile!


Petaphile lol

turb0negr0
02-01-2005, 05:34 PM
This started off as a simple-minded prank and led to a completely pointless arguement. Isn't it weird how quickly things can change here?

SirPimp
02-01-2005, 05:52 PM
yeah and I'm sure you have made LOADS of friends in your whole 1 day being here.
Ya and you have TONS of friends that watch you beat off to turbonegro the most gayest band in the world.

turb0negr0
02-01-2005, 06:03 PM
At least I don't rape Slipknot's gay asses all night long and then leave them a "special present" in their asses

SirPimp
02-01-2005, 06:06 PM
At least I don't rape Slipknot's gay asses all night long and then leave them a "special present" in their asses
Well neither do I. But I bet that you like to fuck Talman and Dante in thier ears.

turb0negr0
02-01-2005, 06:11 PM
oh my god!
You hurt my feelings sooooo baaaaad
what will I do? I'm being insulted over the internet!
I'll never live this through!

turb0negr0
02-01-2005, 06:25 PM
Boo-Yaa!! :D

I win, one to nothin'!

SkunkIt
02-01-2005, 07:25 PM
Quick! Everyone send random crap to this email!

joecooljow@hotmail.com

especially porn!!!!!!!!

I won't do that, but I did sign him up for various mailing lists, just because I can. He'll be getting SUM41 mail soon.* evil laugh. hee hee hee. < Lack of sleep.

turb0negr0
02-01-2005, 07:44 PM
Awwwww Come on SkunkIt, I know you can do better than that!

SkunkIt
02-01-2005, 09:14 PM
Yeah, but not with my homework and my lack of sleep.

turb0negr0
02-02-2005, 08:18 AM
oh, I'll sign him up for twice as much to make up for it.

original_psycho
02-02-2005, 08:22 AM
This thread sucks, as much as the guy who started it...
Cool, another post wasted! Sweeeeet!

SirPimp
02-02-2005, 08:24 AM
This thread sucks, as much as the guy who started it...
Cool, another post wasted! Sweeeeet!
Since your so fucking psycho then you can lick my cum off of my dick when im done humping your mom!!!

turb0negr0
02-02-2005, 08:25 AM
*eeewwwwww*

gross...

what does that have to with being psycho?

SirPimp
02-02-2005, 08:26 AM
*eeewwwwww*

gross...

what does that have to with being psycho?

Then you can lick the cum off of a fat greasy guy!

SirPimp
02-02-2005, 08:30 AM
To Original Psycho

You think your soooooo original! Wellyour not... Your just like all of the other fags here so thats not original. My ass is more original than your stupid gay ass name!!

original_psycho
02-02-2005, 08:36 AM
To Original Psycho

You think your soooooo original! Wellyour not... Your just like all of the other fags here so thats not original. My ass is more original than your stupid gay ass name!!
Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.
Why don't you just go and get lost somewhere where they don't have a "found" department?

Dante
02-02-2005, 10:27 AM
Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.
Why don't you just go and get lost somewhere where they don't have a "found" department?

To late his brain has all ready rotted

Wait on secound what brain?

original_psycho
02-02-2005, 10:28 AM
Hmm... You have a good point there...

0riginal_psycho
02-03-2005, 08:13 AM
To late his brain has all ready rotted

Wait on secound what brain?
Um.. you spelled *second* wrong you dipshit

0riginal_psycho
02-03-2005, 08:15 AM
Hey you fuck!!! original_psycho stole my name!!!!! You fuck1

original_psycho
02-03-2005, 08:16 AM
Pfffff... Haha! You suck as an impersonator! You make me laugh!

0riginal_psycho
02-03-2005, 08:20 AM
Pfffff... Haha! You suck as an impersonator! You make me laugh!
^Pfffff.... You suck at LIFE!!!1 You make my ass laugh!!

original_psycho
02-03-2005, 08:27 AM
Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?

Pinocchio
02-03-2005, 08:27 AM
Hey you fuck!!! original_psycho stole my name!!!!! You fuck1


FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you`re one pathetic peace of shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
don`t you have anything better to do asshole?!

0riginal_psycho
02-03-2005, 08:30 AM
FUCK me OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you`re one pathetic peace of shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
don`t you have anything better to do asshole?!
You cant make me!!! I would really like to see you try!

Pinocchio
02-03-2005, 08:35 AM
You cant make me!!! I would really like to see you try!

nah.. there`s nothing I could do to stop you.
so this is the last message I`m gonna write to this thread.
but I just needed to say how stupid and immature the thing you`re doing is.

turb0negr0
02-03-2005, 12:05 PM
I wonder who the imposter could be?

Hmmmm....
well, it sure isn't SirPimp...
*sarcasm*

SirPimp
02-03-2005, 08:56 PM
I wonder who the imposter could be?

Hmmmm....
well, it sure isn't SirPimp...
*sarcasm*


hey, you little bicth, I'm not no godanm poser!!!!!!11

original_psycho
02-03-2005, 09:00 PM
Pfffff... Hahahaha! *takes a look at the SirPimp fag* Hahahaha! *calms down a bit* Pffffff.... HAHAHHAHA!

SirPimp
02-03-2005, 09:03 PM
Pfffff... Hahahaha! *takes a look at the SirPimp fag* Hahahaha! *calms down a bit* Pffffff.... HAHAHHAHA!



ehy you faggit, don't be making fun ofthe way i look!
you dnot even know me!

original_psycho
02-03-2005, 09:06 PM
eh, foggat! iu dun knu mi... as isss nou... 1``/\6!!!

SirPimp
02-03-2005, 09:09 PM
eh, foggat! iu dun knu mi... as isss nou... 1``/\6!!!

hey!!!!!!!! you littel fuck!
stop making fun of the way i typw!

original_psycho
02-03-2005, 09:10 PM
Now really... As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

SirPimp
02-03-2005, 09:12 PM
i think you ar all stupid little bithces who need to get a lives!!!!!!

original_psycho
02-03-2005, 09:14 PM
As I don't know the meaning of the words 'a lives', I can't comment...

SirPimp
02-03-2005, 09:17 PM
I am addicted to eating assholes...


why did you have to tell us taht?

original_psycho
02-03-2005, 09:20 PM
Well, I didn't know that holes can be eaten... Hole=empty space... Nice try, retard...

SirPimp
02-03-2005, 09:21 PM
Well, I didn't know that holes can be eaten... Hole=empty space... Nice try, retard...


HEY!!!! youa re the one that said it!

original_psycho
02-03-2005, 09:24 PM
Riiiight... And what are the pigs doing? Oh no! This world's gone crazy, dammit!

SirPimp
02-03-2005, 09:25 PM
you are dumb

original_psycho
02-03-2005, 09:26 PM
Make a mental note . . . oh, I see you're out of paper!

SirPimp
02-03-2005, 09:30 PM
Make a mental note . . . oh, I see you're out of paper!



wurst... insult... ever...

original_psycho
02-03-2005, 09:33 PM
I bet you didn't even understand it... Pfffff...Hahahaha!

SirPimp
02-03-2005, 09:35 PM
yes, actually I did understand your awful attempt at insulting me...
you were most likely saying that I can't make a menal note because of the
"fact" that I have no brain.

original_psycho
02-03-2005, 09:39 PM
yes, actually I can't make a menal note because of the
"fact" that I have no brain.
.........................

SirPimp
02-03-2005, 09:42 PM
good job! you did the exact same thing that you've insulted me for, so that makes it completely clear that you are, infact as dumb as I am!

original_psycho
02-03-2005, 09:45 PM
It sounds like English; it even looks like English, but I can't understand a word you're blabbering. Your ineffective imitation of good posting style only serves to illuminate your lack of substance, good taste, and decency.

SirPimp
02-03-2005, 09:46 PM
that wasnmt even me, my stupdi brother was on my computer while i was on the toilet

original_psycho
02-03-2005, 09:48 PM
Do you speak any language that non-gibbering idiots can understand?

SirPimp
02-03-2005, 09:51 PM
no, but why od you hatew me so much, what did i do to you@?!?!

original_psycho
02-03-2005, 09:53 PM
Shit, I'm just wasting my posts on your lame ass! Actually, you do help me get a higher post count... Hmm... Carry on...

0riginal_psycho
02-03-2005, 09:56 PM
heey thanksd i hate you, too.

original_psycho
02-03-2005, 10:01 PM
*drops pants and moons*

0riginal_psycho
02-03-2005, 10:03 PM
*sticks 12-Gauge up your ass*

original_psycho
02-03-2005, 10:05 PM
Huh?!
Thou beslubbering swag-bellied miscreant!

0riginal_psycho
02-03-2005, 10:07 PM
See? now your just tryng to sound smart!

JohnnyNemesis
02-03-2005, 10:07 PM
Wow, 0riginal_psycho! You deleted exactly 3,550 of your posts within a few minutes!

Very impressive!

...


Heyyyy, wait a minute!

original_psycho
02-03-2005, 10:08 PM
After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.

0riginal_psycho
02-03-2005, 10:10 PM
After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.


thank you for supporting our cause!

original_psycho
02-03-2005, 10:12 PM
Are your parents siblings?

0riginal_psycho
02-03-2005, 10:13 PM
Are your parents siblings?


no, they arew just my ma and pa

...or are they?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?/1

0riginal_psycho
02-03-2005, 10:17 PM
you've got some fucking gay assed faggot fuck buddies don't you.

original_psycho
02-03-2005, 10:17 PM
Very intelligent I have to say...

original_psycho
02-03-2005, 10:18 PM
you've got some fucking gay assed faggot fuck buddies don't you.
Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!

0riginal_psycho
02-03-2005, 10:19 PM
Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!


fuck you, you godamned whore!

original_psycho
02-03-2005, 10:21 PM
Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?

0riginal_psycho
02-03-2005, 10:25 PM
Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?


no .

original_psycho
02-03-2005, 10:27 PM
Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing!

0riginal_psycho
02-03-2005, 10:29 PM
true .

original_psycho
02-03-2005, 10:29 PM
Oh, so you do agree that you are a retarded piece of shit...

0riginal_psycho
02-03-2005, 10:33 PM
Oh, so you do agree that you are a retarded piece of shit...


duh... can you understand what the fuck I just said, or were you too busy fucking sheep?

original_psycho
02-03-2005, 10:36 PM
That wasn't a question, you retarded fuck! It was a statement, you should look up the word in a dictionary or something...

SkunkIt
02-03-2005, 10:57 PM
SirPimp, what's your e mail address?

Pinocchio
02-04-2005, 06:46 AM
SirPimp, what's your e mail address?
yea, and, SirPimp, I would like to know your street address too.

would you be so kind to it tell me? I just wanna come visit some time and you know.. have fun.

.......with a baseball bat.

0riginal_psycho
02-04-2005, 01:09 PM
yea, and, SirPimp, I would like to know your street address too.

would you be so kind to it tell me? I just wanna come visit some time and you know.. have fun.

.......with a baseball bat.
Ok ill tell you my steet address and my phone number and lets see if your such a big tough guy!!! YOUR JUST A FAG!!! TO PUSSY TO EVEN CALL ME!!! OR COME TO MY HOUSE!!!
(307) 674-7759
420 East Burkitt
Sheridan, WY 82801-4321

YOU FUCKING FAG LETS SEE WHAT YOU DO!!!
I wont tell your ugly ass my email!!

0riginal_psycho
02-04-2005, 01:14 PM
Shit, I'm just wasting my posts on your lame ass! Actually, you do help me get a higher post count... Hmm... Carry on...

ONLY LITTLE FAGS LIKE YOU CARE ABOUT POST COUNTS!!

original_psycho
02-04-2005, 01:27 PM
Boo-hoo, cry me a river!

0riginal_psycho
02-04-2005, 02:42 PM
Boo-hoo, cry me a river!
I dare you to call me! or are you too pussy!

original_psycho
02-04-2005, 02:47 PM
You've got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food twice!

Sixpence.
02-04-2005, 03:03 PM
HAHAAHAAA. It's been awhile since I've laughed that hard. This thread really made me laugh.
What a dipshit.

original_psycho
02-04-2005, 03:16 PM
Yeah, he is a retarded, idiotic, baboon fucking, dipshited asshole... But at least he cares about me so much that he had to make himself my impersonator. A lousy one, but who cares...

turb0negr0
02-04-2005, 03:30 PM
Jesus Christ, are you guys still fighting?

original_psycho
02-04-2005, 03:34 PM
What? I'm having fun with this!

turb0negr0
02-04-2005, 03:37 PM
What? I'm having fun with this!


Yeah, but it seems like it would be too easy!
I argued with him for a while,too.
And the only insult he could come up with was that I like Turbonegro.

original_psycho
02-04-2005, 03:41 PM
I know, he's a retard. But I love to see his stupidity thrown at me in crappy 'insults'...
And I personally like Turbonegro.

turb0negr0
02-04-2005, 03:43 PM
The funny thing is, I've seen people that don't even know english well,
that can spell better than him!

original_psycho
02-04-2005, 03:45 PM
Yeah, I know. But it's weird cause in one post he's a retarded freak that can't spell and in another one he spells perfectly. Holy shit, TKAA on tv! Woo-hoo! (sorry...)