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Biggest offspring fan
08-25-2011, 12:30 PM
Noodles on Twitter:

In one 24hour period, how many bowel movements are considered "normal?" -Noodles

This hotel serves strong fast-acting coffee. They should stop skimping on toilet paper. -Noodles

Juvenile great white caught off HB pier. I have mixed feelings about its demise. -Noodles

In one 24 hour period, what is the " normal" amount of times to "rub one out?" -Noodles

I'm just asking questions here. I don't claim to have any answers. -Noodles

So18 is too many? Are we sure we're talking about the same things? -Noodles

https://twitter.com/#!/offspring

Tijs
08-25-2011, 12:52 PM
Yeah it's so funny, Noodles has discovered Twitter and posts the weirdest stuff now. Lovin' it!

jacknife737
08-25-2011, 01:21 PM
Definitely love the recent twitter activity.

Tijs
08-25-2011, 02:23 PM
"Don't blame me. Whoever gave me the keys to the bands twittermobile is the real idiot. -Noodles"

HA!

randman21
08-25-2011, 02:31 PM
Haha. I especially love how much of a kick Pete is apparently getting out of this. I'm not on Twitter much, but I follow a lot of comedians. Noodles brings as much funny as any of them.

StayInTheHouseCarl
08-25-2011, 02:50 PM
Noodles has become one of my favorite tweeters. He's sporadic, but when he does write something, it's gold.

wrc307
08-25-2011, 08:37 PM
the best ones:
"Holy swizzle! I just went on our facebook and realized how many people have been reading this crap."
and
"This is not like the Offspring BB, where only like 40people read it. I'm so embarrassed."

cool 2 hate 681
08-25-2011, 09:29 PM
glad to hear noodles listens to vinyl:cool:

IamSam
08-26-2011, 05:16 PM
Chick bass players rule. Wish we had one. Sometimes Greg's vagina gets all sore, but I don't think that counts. -Noodles


I've been giggling over this one for a while now.

personal_loans_1
08-26-2011, 05:25 PM
I love it too. Just count me in.

samseby
08-27-2011, 03:42 AM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2641/3811677140_f1072f9989_o.gif


;) Couldn't resist ...

Jojan
08-27-2011, 04:58 AM
What is Twitter?

Llamas
08-27-2011, 02:27 PM
the best ones:
"Holy swizzle! I just went on our facebook and realized how many people have been reading this crap."
and
"This is not like the Offspring BB, where only like 40people read it. I'm so embarrassed."


Chick bass players rule. Wish we had one. Sometimes Greg's vagina gets all sore, but I don't think that counts. -Noodles


I've been giggling over this one for a while now.

These have been the best by far. I'm loving his updates, hahaha

Szandi
08-27-2011, 02:50 PM
What the fuck is the Twitter? Is that a new disease? :rolleyes:

personal_loans_1
08-30-2011, 11:02 PM
12 tweets in last 12 hours, ha.

momo91
08-31-2011, 09:52 AM
Greg K said, "Fuck Twitter." I asked him if he wanted me to tweet that for him. He said, "No."

GREG K STYLE! I love this man!

~|Vredina|~
08-31-2011, 10:42 AM
Greg K said, "Fuck Twitter." I asked him if he wanted me to tweet that for him. He said, "No."

GREG K STYLE! I love this man!

Yes! The best one :D

Jojan
08-31-2011, 01:13 PM
I agree with Greg.