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Rooster
09-11-2011, 05:22 AM
Ok, yesterday i was looking through a TV guide, and came across this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f720MNvOeVc) movie. Thought it was a joke at first (it had to be, right?), but no. It's real. It's most likely completely terrible, which brings me to my point - is it so terrible it can actually be fucking great?

Later i came across even more stupid ideas, like Sharktopus (yes, it is PRECISELY what it sounds like), Transmorphers (apparently there is a sequel also).

Gotta check out this shit. I managed to get Titanic 2, still recovering from the laughing attack as a result of watching Sharktopus trailer.


Any other reccomendations? Any other bad movies out there that are just so damn bad they shouldn't be overlooked?

Antonioffspring
09-11-2011, 05:29 AM
Jolly Joker TV series or whatever it's called. Crimi, 1991, West Germany.

personal_loans_1
09-11-2011, 05:59 AM
Grizzy Rage, Heatstroke, Roadkill, Tyrannosaurus Azteca, Sand Serpents, the Hive... There is a trailer for Titanic 3 - never let go, hahaahahah.
Heatstroke is the best.

I love titles of those movies.

I haven't seen Dinocroc vs Supergator but I think I can recommend it.

bighead384
09-11-2011, 08:45 AM
Gingerdeadman with Gary Busey.

wheelchairman
09-11-2011, 08:52 AM
Somehow, half of these movies (at least ) sound like they come from the same company... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Asylum)

Feel free to thank me for narrowing down your search for terrible movies that prove people will spend money on anything in the name of irony to only a website or two.

Llamas
09-11-2011, 09:35 AM
I have nothing to add to this thread.

But Raptor, did I tell you I moved to Slovenia? We should go for a Union Lasko sometime :)

personal_loans_1
09-11-2011, 09:41 AM
Pff, asylum. sy fy rocks http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Syfy_original_films

and one more movie i'd like to mention - suckling. imagine, it's about fetus taking revenge on his mom, who had an abortion, and poor fetus was thrown into the toilet and mutated there and then came back.:)

Rooster
09-11-2011, 10:48 AM
Somehow, half of these movies (at least ) sound like they come from the same company... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Asylum)

Feel free to thank me for narrowing down your search for terrible movies that prove people will spend money on anything in the name of irony to only a website or two.

Thanks, dude. I already found out about Asylum myself (and hit a golden cave of movie atrocities), but you know what they say, it's the intention that counts :D


I have nothing to add to this thread.

But Raptor, did I tell you I moved to Slovenia? We should go for a Union Lasko sometime :)

We should deffinitely do that. The new scool year starts soon for me, i'll be in Ljubljana more often than now, and i think i'll find enough time for 13 beers or so :D


Now about Titanic 2. It's so fucking terrible it exceeded my expectations. The best stuff:

- The bridge of the ship was obviously turned into a museum, with chain fence indicating the area where the tourists can move, old communication devices (phones or whatever) protected by glass,...
- CGI that made helicopter flights look like the cutscenes from GTA
- CONCRETE staircases and walls on a motherfucking BOAT
- In some shots from the outside (at the beginning of the film) you can see the breakwater that is built around the ship Queen Mary (used for shoothing some scenes, such as the ship's bridge)
- Submerged ice bergs, apparently ice can float around under water
- Two super giant tsunamis caused by global warming
- One of the passenger's father advicing his daughter and boyfriend to stay the fuck away from the lifeboats (which were actually miniature submarines, as the actual life boats were put on the deck just for decoration), because the second largest tsunami would destroy those life-eeer-submarines, and it would be safer to stay on the boat, which would have sunk before the rescue team would even have a chance to get there - with or without the tsunami. Riiiiiight....
- It turned out he was right, as the life-submarines simply EXPLODED when the wave hit them. What the...
- Climbing on the ladder apparently changes the gravity field, as your hair doesn't hang down towards the floor but rather horizontally towards the ladder you're climbing on...
- A scientist ANSWERING HER PHONE BY NODDING
- Ship's design changing from the Queen Mary to obvious Titanic design (easilly seen because of the chimneys - first there were 3 and all of a sudden there were 4)
- When the tsunami (with a few icebergs) hit they started moving people into the lower decks, because they would somehow be safer there. Might not be such a bad idea, since the life-submarines were in the lower decks, and there were enough of them to save everybody, apparently. But why was everybody trying to get on the upper decks then? Does not compute...
- The ship was said to be the fastest, most sophisticated ship ever created. Right. In the age of modern helicopters and computers all they could come up with was a motherfucking steamboat that looked like it was made 80 years ago. Well, it did have some more modern(ised) parts. But you get the point. Or maybe it was just a retro ship, considering how popular retro things are now...
- There was a scene where a dude and two chicks wanted to get through a door that wouldn't open properly. The first chick got stucked, then barely got through the door, which the dude was holding open. Then the second chick tried to get through it, but the dude couldn't hold the door anymore and they slammed nearly shut, practically severing that chick in half. Now the opening in the door was even smaller, but despite it being much tighter than before the dude managed to get through it WITHOUT ANY PROBLEMS AT ALL.
- And my personal favorite: STOPPING ARTERIAL BLEEDING WITH SOME DUCT TAPE AND A CREDIT CARD! You've got to be kidding me.

Alison
09-14-2011, 02:03 AM
Night of the Lepus (I haven't seen it, but the title and the fact its on IMDB's worst rated means it has to be good)

Isolation - an Irish horror about attacking cow fetuses.

Fatal Deviation - an Irish karate film which cost about 40 to make.

personal_loans_1
09-16-2011, 12:07 PM
(T)Raumschiff Surprise: Periode 1! :D How could I forgot?!
Just see it (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H7kem2dtEg)

Purple dude would definitely love to be graped.... hahaha, even Hugo Stiglitz is there, he's acting like Bruce Willis in 5th element, yo. I know nothing about star trek but that they have cool spaceship, nice overalls, pointed ears and strange eyebrows but damn, I enjoyed this movie as hell. For me the best worst movie ever. <15468798635333333

samseby
09-16-2011, 12:52 PM
That was really trashy ;)
Have you seen "Manitou's Shoe" yet? Bully Herbig too :D

Speed 2 - Cruise Control

personal_loans_1
09-16-2011, 01:55 PM
That was really trashy ;)
but in a such brilliant way. it was kinky, but undefiniable differently than for example 'meet my spartans' or 'epic movie' that were disasterously bad... hm, 'traumschiff surprise' is rather like 'brain donors' or 'les visiteurs'. but far far far more awesome. and gay.;] whole script is a one big quote. and mime of Spuck... btw, half of that movie is dubbing, voices and word play, however 'not-intelligent' it was, and here props to all who contributed in polish dubbing... dubbing for feature films is generally sick idea but not here.



Have you seen "Manitou's Shoe" yet? Bully Herbig too :D
Not yet...

dff_punk
09-17-2011, 05:42 PM
The german movie "7 Zwerge" might fall into this category to some people. But with my weird taste, I consider it epic. But you must know german to watch it. I don't, I watched it dubbed in czech, but the dubbers did good work too.

Static_Martyr
09-18-2011, 12:24 PM
Well, I just found out today that this guy Dan Green --- who voices the main character on this children's cartoon show called Yugioh --- also does voice acting for some....eh, "alternative" porn anime. There's a series of videos on youtube with the video removed, but all the audio still intact. The strangest one involving the phrases "cluck like a chicken" and "cock a doodle did." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TNFFmFOwnY&feature=related) WARNING: potentially NSFW.

personal_loans_1
09-18-2011, 12:47 PM
I can't hear what's that guy saying because it'd be totally embarassing for me to crunk it up right now. But a propos Green -> Tom Green -> Stealing Harvard. I'm not sure if it fits the category, but it isn't too ambitious either. But it's cool.

I didn't like Manitou's Shoe too much. While my love for Traumschiff Surprise is still growing. Space, cub, driver, please take us to the partyyy.

wheelchairman
09-19-2011, 05:27 AM
The german movie "7 Zwerge" might fall into this category to some people. But with my weird taste, I consider it epic. But you must know german to watch it. I don't, I watched it dubbed in czech, but the dubbers did good work too.

Is that the one with the crazy dwarves laughing at a camel that can't stand up?

T-6005
09-19-2011, 05:38 AM
My all time recommendation for an incredible bad-movie experience?

Cool As Ice (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LMnFmAGTCs)

And that's just the trailer. I strongly suggest torrenting it and adding it proudly to your movie collection, because it's totally worth it.

yarock
09-19-2011, 06:56 AM
It really shouldn't be me that mentions Glen or Glenda and Plan 9 first. Also the Room.

Buuuuttt..... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7DVUWIWBQg)

samseby
09-22-2011, 07:28 AM
Manitou's Shoe is one of the movies you either love or hate - guess there's no inbetween. ;)
Now I really like to watch (T)Raumschiff Surprise again too. :p

Carrie
Given the fact that it is from 1976 it's not that bad at all; though the actress has unfortunately not much to do with the Carrie in the novel.

The Fly
Yukky and I gotta admit still couldn't manage to watch the whole movie cause it's too creepy and squirmy.

0r4ng3
09-22-2011, 11:25 AM
Also the Room.
Seconded! Or, failing this, just look it up on YouTube. Fun times regardless.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ4KzClb1C4

wheelchairman
09-22-2011, 05:33 PM
(T)Raumschiff Surprise: Periode 1! :D How could I forgot?!
Just see it (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H7kem2dtEg)

Purple dude would definitely love to be graped.... hahaha, even Hugo Stiglitz is there, he's acting like Bruce Willis in 5th element, yo. I know nothing about star trek but that they have cool spaceship, nice overalls, pointed ears and strange eyebrows but damn, I enjoyed this movie as hell. For me the best worst movie ever. <15468798635333333
Is this the German title for Galaxy Quest? Cause that movie's awesome in an intentional way.


The Fly
Yukky and I gotta admit still couldn't manage to watch the whole movie cause it's too creepy and squirmy.
Fuck you fuck you fuck you. This post got me over my aversion of writing posts on this forum with my phone (at least this one time). This movie is Jeff Goldblum's magnum opus, its tragicomic and awesome. If you don't like Jeff Goldblum, I don't like you. Though yeah, this ain't for weak stomachs, but no good movies are.

Unless you are talking about the 1960s one which suffers from stupid-writer's syndrome, though since it stars Vincent Price its obviously a b-movie.

personal_loans_1
09-23-2011, 03:03 AM
Nope, english title for Traumschiff Surprise: Periode 1 is Dreamship Surprise: Period 1, but it seems to be similar to Galaxy Quest, maybe it's like German answer.

Ooooo, Tony Shalhoub plays in GQ, I have to see it.

wheelchairman
09-23-2011, 03:10 AM
Well if you like Star Trek, especially the original series, it's just really great.

personal_loans_1
09-23-2011, 03:39 AM
I've never seen any single episode, but Star Trek is Star Trek, some basic knowledge came to me like through osmosis.

I was about to check something by Cronenberg, my question will be now little offtopic here, what's his the most shocking and good at the same time film? Something with weird genetics disease would be good too.
I now hesitate between Fly, Dead Ringers and Scanners.

wheelchairman
09-23-2011, 01:43 PM
Naked Lunch is fucking weird as shit, and yet somehow ten times better than The Social Network, though many things are. Like the mosquito bite on my right arm.

Retard
09-23-2011, 02:42 PM
Gotta third the room, and every fucking Ed Wood movie made.
Jason X was pretty goddamn hilarious, but I think it was supposed to be kind of funny. Godzilla 2000 is pretty hilarious. He fights a flying piece of poo. I don't really get the ending still.