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speedyG
10-07-2011, 10:11 AM
I like to take a walk to the nearby park and watch the children play. Their laughter and excitement makes me feel good again. What do you do?

Harleyquiiinn
10-07-2011, 10:20 AM
I like to take a walk to the nearby park and watch the children play. Their laughter and excitement makes me feel good again. What do you do?

Ok, I know that's a bot and everything and I don't think he is actually a pedophile but I have to do this:

Renato ? Is that you ?

My Name Was Taken
10-07-2011, 10:44 AM
pedophile

that was my first thought when reading this.

Omni
10-07-2011, 11:15 AM
I like to take a walk to the nearby park and watch the children play. Their laughter and excitement makes me feel good again. What do you do?


You sure the laughter is the part of them that makes you feel good?

Jojan
10-07-2011, 11:33 AM
Masturbate.

Lizardus
10-07-2011, 03:50 PM
I chop off your manhood and feed it to the goats.

Offspring-Junkie
10-08-2011, 03:05 AM
Ok, I know that's a bot and everything and I don't think he is actually a pedophile but I have to do this:

Renato ? Is that you ?

Lol, that's a bad one! :D

personal_loans_1
10-08-2011, 02:09 PM
I remember when I was three years old. There was this one particular day. I felt really depressed. For no reason what-so-ever. I had no idea why, but I was feelin' low. I even thought of suicide. I was gonna get in the bathtub and slit my wrists with a razor blade. I was actually gonna do it. Now for a three year old to be thinkin' like this, you gotta be feelin' pretty bad. The only reason I didn't do it was "The Partridge Family" was about ready to come on, and I wanted to see it. So, I thought I'd watch that, and do it after the show was over. But "The Partridge Family" was really funny that night and after the show I was feelin' better. So, I didn't do it. What were we talkin' about?

Clarence Pool <3

RageAndLov
10-09-2011, 11:35 AM
I stop being depressed and start being awesome.

Jakebert
10-09-2011, 02:04 PM
Masturbate.

Isn't that basically what the thread started said? Way to be original.

yarock
10-09-2011, 08:12 PM
I try to feel comfortably numb.



Excellent thread.




Makes me feel like..




I'm a modern man.

mrconeman
10-10-2011, 02:10 AM
Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...

yellow
10-10-2011, 02:32 AM
Cry, wish I had a hug from dex/bryan