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Jojan
02-08-2005, 08:46 AM
This article is about Offspring - after the swedish hit music awards. The band gets drunk and Dexter hits a bimbo. :D YEAH!!! They all got so drunk that they got carried away from the bar! MOWAHAHAAA. Well, I think the alcohol was free for celeberties.

http://expressen.se/index.jsp?a=78203

(If any of us swedish people can translate it for the onse who aren't swedish, that would be good.)

Mannen som blev en gris
02-08-2005, 11:31 AM
I don't know how this translation will turn out, but it's atleast something...
I skipped the parts not involving The Offspring.

"The Offspring vocalist Dexter Holland was drunk and appeard dangerous when he left Café Opera and met the Big Brother star Linda Rosing. His bandpartner, guittarist Noodles, was so drunk he had to be led to the waiting transport to the hotel.
The celebreties' afterparty at Café Opera after yesterdays musicaward in TV3 got out of control.

-It was (ehh...?) and fighting. They threw glasses at us and hit towards me, says Big Brother-Linda Rosing to Expressen (Swedish newspaper) tonight.
<....some shit....>
When Linda was going to interview the american punkband Offspring's singer Dexter Holand he pushed her away. Then the bodyguards went to attack against Linda.
-All the ones from USA acted like real assholes, says Team Paparazzia's Richard Nilsson.
-The bodyguard just lift me up! The guys where rude and (?), says Linda Rosing.
<...some shit about Enrique Iglesias...>
Accoarding to someone, the punkband Offspring got so drunk they where lifted out of the bar.
<...some shit saying that the police arrived...>"

There you go.

I don't know
02-08-2005, 11:34 AM
funny story, I loved it, hehehehe :D

Jojan
02-08-2005, 11:34 AM
Det var en bra översättning.
Jag minns fortfarande inte vad den hette.

Tijs
02-08-2005, 11:35 AM
When Linda was going to interview the american punkband Offspring's singer Dexter Holand he pushed her away. Then the bodyguards went to attack against Linda.

Haha, I love that part.

BuddyHolly
02-08-2005, 01:28 PM
lovely article:D

Zee
02-08-2005, 01:43 PM
Det var en jätte bra artikel.

Tired_Of_You
02-08-2005, 01:46 PM
Lol.Thanks for the translation.

RonWelty
02-08-2005, 02:00 PM
i really don´t believe in it:P

SkunkIt
02-08-2005, 07:05 PM
"punkbandet Offspring"

That is true, they are a Punk band! :D

Ditol
02-09-2005, 02:10 AM
How sweeeeet they are :D

meaning_of_life
02-09-2005, 02:49 AM
i could imagine noodles absolutely parra and just stumbling around. cant really see dex doing it though. haha noodles the bastard, had to be lifted out

Tijs
02-09-2005, 05:46 AM
And where was Greg K. at the time... Wearing girls clothes in the hotel room? He'd probably be drunk too...

Jojan
02-09-2005, 01:52 PM
And where was Greg K. at the time... Wearing girls clothes in the hotel room? He'd probably be drunk too...
Probably, yes.

Nrk
02-09-2005, 03:18 PM
Haha, coool. Dexter lol

vintagepunkrock7
02-09-2005, 11:41 PM
hehe that was kinda funny, but also kinda not in a way. it kinda didnt sound right but im sure its more understandable before translation, too bad i dont know that language lol.

Mannen som blev en gris
02-10-2005, 11:49 AM
Om nån svensk hittar fel i min översättning (vilket ni förmodligen kommer p.g.a. jag inte gjorde den så noggrann...) så är det bra om ni skickar ett Private Message med felet så jag kan ändra det. Då skulle nog "dom andra" förstå lite bättre.

I'm glad it got five stars, although I doubt they were so drunk...

Trip Boy
02-10-2005, 11:50 AM
Så är det bra om ni skickar.

Rain Girl
02-10-2005, 11:54 AM
Sweet, great article.

Trip Boy
02-10-2005, 11:56 AM
I bet you thought it was.

Rain Girl
02-10-2005, 11:59 AM
Bite me...

DexterWannabe
03-10-2005, 11:53 PM
i've read that like a 100 times, it's so funny because that girl, linda rosing is swedens biggest bimbo, she's was in big brother and i really hate, it's fun that the offspring do that too, i'm from sweden!

Jojan
03-11-2005, 12:30 AM
Bite me...
I'd love to.

Mannen som blev en gris
03-13-2005, 03:25 AM
Så är det bra om ni skickar.
Uhm.....eh....You're so stupid...."So it's good if you send."....

Amiralanal
07-03-2005, 03:54 PM
I think they had drugs too

Amazed
07-03-2005, 04:10 PM
haven't seen that article before. I didn't know they were so immature. :eek: btw, when was that written?

Venom Symbiote
07-03-2005, 06:05 PM
QUOTE:
"Big Brother (a swedish reality show for those who don't know)"


Big Brother is a worldwide (if lame) reality-TV phenomenon. It's not Swedish, you arsehat. :rolleyes:

Mannen som blev en gris
07-04-2005, 05:24 AM
QUOTE:
"Big Brother (a swedish reality show for those who don't know)"


Big Brother is a worldwide (if lame) reality-TV phenomenon. It's not Swedish, you arsehat. :rolleyes:
I know it isn't swedish, but I wanted to explain it for those who didn't know (if anyone for some reason have missed it :p)

haven't seen that article before. I didn't know they were so immature. :eek: btw, when was that written?
It said 2003-11-10 06:09 ("06:09"? hehehe)

I think I'm gonna edit that translation....

ashtray_girl_1
07-04-2005, 05:49 AM
I think they had drugs too

hehe...sure they did! ;)

offspring kid
07-04-2005, 05:59 AM
yeah i read this article In norway also i was shocked after reading this A COOL AND FUNNY STORY ! and this girl Linda Rosing she is a Total SLUTT !

Preecey
07-04-2005, 06:07 AM
It's not that they were inmature, 'cause everyone's different when they're drunk.

Still, it's dead funny.

Aimeht
07-04-2005, 07:32 AM
This article is about Offspring - after the swedish hit music awards. The band gets drunk and Dexter hits a bimbo. :D YEAH!!! They all got so drunk that they got carried away from the bar! MOWAHAHAAA. Well, I think the alcohol was free for celeberties.

http://expressen.se/index.jsp?a=78203

(If any of us swedish people can translate it for the onse who aren't swedish, that would be good.)

HAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaHAHAHAHAhahahahahaAHHAAHAHAh!
I think I read this right after they wrote the article. I thought it was funny.
Go Offspring! :D

China Boy
07-04-2005, 09:58 AM
http://wwwb.aftonbladet.se/noje/0311/10/linda-221006-388950_368.jpg

This is Linda Rosing...

Observe the beer bottle in Dexter's hand...

RobinoZombie
07-04-2005, 10:23 AM
observe noodles drunken eyes

pyrosk8er
07-04-2005, 10:29 AM
that picture is great
hahaha

Aimeht
07-04-2005, 10:29 AM
http://wwwb.aftonbladet.se/noje/0311/10/linda-221006-388950_368.jpg

This is Linda Rosing...

Observe the beer bottle in Dexter's hand...

That fucking bitch. I hate her.

China Boy
07-04-2005, 11:41 AM
That fucking bitch. I hate her.

Me too. She deserved all this.

Aimeht
07-04-2005, 12:04 PM
Me too. She deserved all this.
I hope they hit her really hard.

Dex90
07-04-2005, 12:52 PM
Personally i think its bull shit!! i seriously doubt they hit her, the max they did was insult her, i really dont think they hit her.Thats prob wat the whore said to get attention, they pob told her to get lost and she got pissed.

Mannen som blev en gris
07-04-2005, 12:54 PM
I hope they hit her really hard.
I actually think Noodles said something here about that, and that they never did it her. Don't know where he said it though.

Aimeht
07-04-2005, 01:07 PM
I actually think Noodles said something here about that, and that they never did it her. Don't know where he said it though.

That was bad. I was hoping they did.

Mannen som blev en gris
07-04-2005, 01:12 PM
That was bad. I was hoping they did.
I think he said it at least.... Not very sure though....

Amazed
07-04-2005, 01:30 PM
I know it isn't swedish, but I wanted to explain it for those who didn't know (if anyone for some reason have missed it :p)

It said 2003-11-10 06:09 ("06:09"? hehehe)

I think I'm gonna edit that translation....


oky.. orkade inte kolla ordentligt efter ett datum =P

Amazed
07-04-2005, 01:35 PM
It's not that they were inmature, 'cause everyone's different when they're drunk.

Still, it's dead funny.

I thought it was immature to get that drunk.

Aimeht
07-04-2005, 01:39 PM
I think he said it at least.... Not very sure though....
Why don't we just kill her? Come on, we can do it.

Mannen som blev en gris
07-04-2005, 01:48 PM
Why don't we just kill her? Come on, we can do it.
Do you know where she lives? But I'm not sure..... She's married to that bouncer you know... :/

Aimeht
07-04-2005, 01:49 PM
Do you know where she lives? But I'm not sure..... She's married to that bouncer you know... :/
I don't know, but that can't be to hard to find out... Yeah, lets kill him too.

Mannen som blev en gris
07-04-2005, 01:51 PM
http://www.kandisnytt.com/images/db/280pix_linda-rosing_1.jpg
actually he doesn't look that dangerous :p

Jhonny
07-04-2005, 01:56 PM
I can take him. Then I´ll replace him. heehee

darko
07-04-2005, 02:01 PM
hahaha thats my boys!!

Mannen som blev en gris
07-04-2005, 02:04 PM
http://wwwb.aftonbladet.se/noje/0311/10/linda-221006-388950_368.jpg

This is Linda Rosing...

Observe the beer bottle in Dexter's hand...
That's the picture! When this was posted Noodles said that thing about them not hitting her. I'm guessing it was in "Proof of Noodles' gayness" or whatever the thread was called (it was deleted, that's why I couldn't find his comment)

Venom Symbiote
07-05-2005, 07:44 PM
From what I'm guessing, the translation was just buggered up. Dexter didn't "hit" her with his fist, he probably SHOVED PAST her, just walking by. She probably got pissy and aggressive, then his bodyguard boys stood in the way or something.

That's about the be-all and end-all of it, as far as I'm concerned.

It IS still fucking funny, though. :D

Splinteryourself
07-06-2005, 05:50 AM
maybe noodles get pissed to see that whore and took out his chainsaw to finish her. whatever true or not, i want to see dexter taking out his lightsaber to sice 'n dice that whore out. asshole

neocon58
07-06-2005, 05:57 AM
When Linda was going to interview the american punkband Offspring's singer Dexter Holand he pushed her away.

I don't blame him, she's a fucking bulldog.

Aimeht
07-06-2005, 09:36 AM
I can take him. Then I´ll replace him. heehee
Are you gonna break up with wifey? :confused:

Jojan
07-06-2005, 03:10 PM
Kraftigt berusad
– Det är klart vi ska på efterfest. Men ingen av oss dricker, sa Kevin ”Noodles” Wasserman från Offspring till Aftonbladet efter att de gått av scenen – och drack demonstrativt en klunk öl.
Senare blev han så berusad att han fick ledsagas ut från krogen.
– Det gick riktigt bra på scenen. Det här var världspremiären av vår singel från nya skivan kan man säga om man vill ta i, säger sångaren Dexter Holland.

Substantial drunk
- Of course we're going to after party. But none of us drink, says Kevin "Noodles" Wasserman from Offspring to Aftonbladet after they went of the stage - and drunk a big gulp of beer.
Later he got so drunk that he got accompany out of the tavern.
- It went really good on the stage. I guess this was the world première of our single from the new record if you want to say that, says the singer Dexter Holland.

http://wwwb.aftonbladet.se/vss/noje/story/0,2789,388950,00.html

I wonder why they wrote Kevin ”Noodles” Wasserman and only Dexter Holland.

Aimeht
07-07-2005, 05:44 AM
Substantial drunk
- Of course we're going to after party. But none of us drink, says Kevin "Noodles" Wasserman from Offspring to Aftonbladet after they went of the stage - and drunk a big gulp of beer.
Later he got so drunk that he got accompany out of the tavern.

Hahahahaha! You go, Noodles!
Sounds exactly like me. "I'm not going to drink anything". And guess who's pissed a couple of hours later?

Jojan
08-10-2006, 01:09 PM
Lol. :d :d

Hypodermic_89
08-10-2006, 05:43 PM
HAha det vart fan det bästa jag läst :D

offspring fan
08-10-2006, 06:03 PM
hahahahahaha så jævlig kult!

Jojan
10-06-2006, 02:52 PM
Linda Rosing have started a political party named Unika Partiet (Unique Party). They got really few votes this year. They suck.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unique_Party

Jizzy Jeff Punk Man
10-06-2006, 03:00 PM
Oh man, when I saw the first post I thought you meant that Dexter banged the chick! That would have been even better! No affense to Sweden or anything, but why the hell was The Offspring at the Swedish Music awards? Shouldn't they be doing the album or something? Or are they done recording already? Either way, what they did is super punk.

Amazed
10-06-2006, 03:00 PM
Linda Rosing have started a political party named Unika Partiet (Unique Party). They got really few votes this year. They suck.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unique_Party

She's retarded and no one cares about her.

Right... I forgot about all those other retarded people who look up to her. Oh well, they don't even deserve to be called "people".

NotTheOne_NL
10-07-2006, 05:06 AM
http://wwwb.aftonbladet.se/noje/0311/10/linda-221006-388950_368.jpg

Spare me the details... lol

DexterWannabe
10-07-2006, 06:51 AM
dexter is so happy to hug her!

Peedr
10-07-2006, 07:55 AM
That newspaper article must be bullshit. They couldn't got drunk that much. Tabloid bulshit.......you know.

Amiralanal
10-07-2006, 07:59 AM
she is a fucking whore.

Emily_offspring_fan
10-07-2006, 08:09 AM
Oh man, when I saw the first post I thought you meant that Dexter banged the chick! That would have been even better! No affense to Sweden or anything, but why the hell was The Offspring at the Swedish Music awards? Shouldn't they be doing the album or something? Or are they done recording already? Either way, what they did is super punk.

This thread is from 2005. Look at the date.

Peedr
10-07-2006, 08:42 AM
Shit! I didn't mentioned!

Jizzy Jeff Punk Man
10-09-2006, 08:43 PM
This thread is from 2005. Look at the date.

Oooohhh..........that explains a lot.

Venom Symbiote
10-10-2006, 12:17 AM
Why has this been bumped?

You'd better all be Swedish. Or insane gypsies. Otherwise this is totally unacceptable and I hope all your mothers drown.

Yes indeedy.

RobinoZombie
03-13-2007, 08:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLIEkU0XHO0

there is the video of the violence linda rosing described that they had used.
but, noodles is pretty drunk right there.

cool 2 hate 681
03-13-2007, 10:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLIEkU0XHO0

there is the video of the violence linda rosing described that they had used.
but, noodles is pretty drunk right there.

interesting thanks for posting that i have never seen that video before

nightvision
03-14-2007, 01:58 AM
Yeah, thanks a lot for that one Robin.

I think that bitch Linda Rosing overreacted just a tad...
Noodles sure was wasted though.

Jojan
03-14-2007, 02:10 AM
YEAH! Drunk Noodles!

DexterWannabe
03-14-2007, 02:34 AM
YEAH! Drunk Noodles!

beer and swedish models are no good combination for noodles


edit; linda is a bitch 4 evah!

RobinoZombie
03-14-2007, 05:00 AM
i really just dont understand her.
what is it shes aiming for?

darea
03-14-2007, 06:09 AM
lol dexter really doesn't look violent at all... maybe she wanted him to be violent and was disappointed that he wasnt..... and noodles definately looks drunk

Amiralanal
03-14-2007, 06:43 AM
I dont see any violence.

DexterWannabe
03-14-2007, 06:46 AM
lol dexter really doesn't look violent at all... maybe she wanted him to be violent and was disappointed that he wasnt..... and noodles definately looks drunk

linda likes it's rough in the bed

RobinoZombie
03-14-2007, 03:48 PM
well who doesnt?

ZagmenO
03-14-2007, 08:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLIEkU0XHO0

there is the video of the violence linda rosing described that they had used.
but, noodles is pretty drunk right there.

So...what was going on in that?

Amiralanal
05-07-2008, 11:44 AM
I decided to bump this thread since we have so many new members.

Jojan
05-09-2008, 02:50 AM
I decided to bump this thread since we have so many new members.

What a good idea! :)

StayInTheHouseCarl
05-09-2008, 02:56 AM
i really just dont understand her.
what is it shes aiming for?

shove a camera in someones face, and it pisses them off.
i wouldve done the same thing if i was in their position.