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T-6005
10-09-2011, 05:28 AM
Oh wait. That's just because the Canadian government made me sick so they could steal my appendix. They say it's vestigial and inflamed? I say it's just retro and expressing itself the only way it knows how.

Ser
10-09-2011, 08:05 AM
Those sneaky bastards! That's what they told me too! Now, I am fearful for my left kidney.

I don't want to me a organ pawn for the Canadian government. :(

Organ Anarky!1!

Llamas
10-09-2011, 09:52 AM
I just wanna know how Free? feels about this.

Jojan
10-09-2011, 10:14 AM
They say it's vestigial and inflamed?

DO NOT PUT QUESTION MARKS AFTER STATEMENTS!!! Please.

T-6005
10-09-2011, 10:56 AM
What if I'm questioning their statement?

personal_loans_1
10-09-2011, 10:59 AM
Independent thought alarm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!


Wait, appendix, kidney, Canadian government, what?

0r4ng3
10-09-2011, 10:50 PM
First they came for the appendices, but I did not speak out...

Jojan
10-10-2011, 06:52 AM
What if I'm questioning their statement?

Then question their statement.

T-6005
10-10-2011, 01:31 PM
I did. With a question mark.

T-6005
10-10-2011, 09:01 PM
So yeah, I had my first surgery under general anesthesia when I ended up with acute appendicitis over the weekend. It was uncomplicated and I was discharged from the hospital the day after my surgery but my body's letting me know in no uncertain terms that it's in some major shock from being opened.

It's all pain management from here on in for a few days.

Free?
10-23-2011, 10:55 AM
I just wanna know how Free? feels about this.

I feel curious about how much does a pile of cut appendices weigh.

personal_loans_1
10-23-2011, 11:17 AM
One weights something like 90 grams. I'm glad you've survived T-numbers. http://www.bmj.com/content/339/bmj.b4965.full

Free?
10-23-2011, 11:24 AM
T-numbers
If the mock was intentional - thumbzup. If not - double thumbzup. Either way I giggled.

Antonioffspring
10-23-2011, 11:26 AM
Well, this one obviously weighs 1337 grams.

Get well T.

personal_loans_1
10-25-2011, 10:01 AM
If the mock was intentional - thumbzup. If not - double thumbzup. Either way I giggled.
:D I feel officially props'd.

_Lost_
10-27-2011, 11:39 AM
I always worry about opening one of your threads thi. Never know if I have it in me to make it through one of your posts and still remember the beginning well enough to make sense of it. I'm glad there was no detailed description of the appendix and a ponderance of just what may have set it off in it's angry rebellion.

feel better!