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WebDudette
10-10-2011, 04:18 AM
Maybe you didn't know any better, maybe you knew it was wrong but didn't care. The stuff you randomly think about years later and it still makes you want to cringe.

I'll start with a couple of my milder ones:

When I was in first or second grade I really had to pee and kept telling the teacher, asking her if I could use the restroom. She refused over and over and eventually I had no choice, I lost control and peed my pants. She the betrayed me for not just walking out and going to the bathroom and I cried under my desk while I was mopping the floor.

I'm not sure what grade it was, I'd say maybe 3rd or 4th. I had two girls at my house and we decided to skinny dip. One girl dared me to try and have sex with her, it didn't really work out, I guess I just didn't grasp the basics of it at the time, or maybe it's just really hard to have sex in a pool. Anyway, my dad saw us through one of the windows. He came out and the girls grabbed their clothes and jumped my wall. I remember being in my bedroom very shortly after and hearing my dad tell my mom 'that's my boy' he also told the story to my entire family. I distinctly remember one of the girls, who was black, saying something about 'my white cracker ass.' Which I now find kind of funny. Maybe that one wasn't so mild.

RageAndLov
10-10-2011, 07:13 AM
I'm not sure what grade it was, I'd say maybe 3rd or 4th. I had two girls at my house and we decided to skinny dip. One girl dared me to try and have sex with her, it didn't really work out, I guess I just didn't grasp the basics of it at the time, or maybe it's just really hard to have sex in a pool. Anyway, my dad saw us through one of the windows. He came out and the girls grabbed their clothes and jumped my wall. I remember being in my bedroom very shortly after and hearing my dad tell my mom 'that's my boy' he also told the story to my entire family. I distinctly remember one of the girls, who was black, saying something about 'my white cracker ass.' Which I now find kind of funny. Maybe that one wasn't so mild.

Hahahaha! That made me laugh!

dexter12296566
10-10-2011, 09:32 AM
When I was 7 my older brother and I were eating breakfast and we were arguing about which one of us was tougher. My brother then decided to pretend to hit his head on the table and punched the bottom. To prove my toughness I pulled my head back and smack it on the table as hard as I could. I hit right on the edge. I was half laughing, half crying while asking my brother how he managed to do that without it hurting.

Oh and when I was 2 I tried to pee standing up because that's what my brother did and i wanted to be just like him. I didn't quite grasp that I'm a girl...

When I was 2 my brother and I decided to destroy the house while my mother was sleeping and my father was at work. It was so bad my parents had to rent a steam cleaner. Sometime during that process I ate an entire jar of suppositories. They work when you eat them just the same. *sigh*

One other stupid thing was when I was about 11 or 12. it was early in the morning on a summer vacation and my brother decided to grab each of us a brownie. I knew we weren't supposed to have a snack like that until after lunch so I didn't eat it... for a few minutes, anyway. I caved and started to eat it. They were good sized brownies. At this exact moment my mother came out of her bedroom and saw me. I got scared and shoved the entire thing in my mouth. My brother found this the perfect opportunity to make me laugh...

I never really did anything "terrible". I lived in fear of getting in trouble... I still do... haha...

personal_loans_1
10-10-2011, 09:43 AM
Hehe, Christ. Both of posts. So, it's not embarrassing, but I felt terrible about it.
#1 I vomited in that kind of tube playground. (http://www.fecdirectory.com/images/Used/April/playground-tube-crawl.JPG) I'm sure some kid had to walk through it... It happened on steep section, so I made a little fountain. Luckily nobody saw me and I had a tissues. I didn't told it was me. I was complaining on that someone with the the others instead.

#2 I poured whole coca cola bottle into mailbox, that kind of mailbox to send a letter, not just somebody's mailbox. So not only I destroyed sb's mail, I did it with the most viscid fluid. Stupid and annoying, I know.

WebDudette
10-10-2011, 09:46 AM
Myself and two other friends peed into a mailbox like that, not sure which is worse. I think it might depend on the size of the coke bottle.

My Name Was Taken
10-10-2011, 09:50 AM
i skied off of our roof when i was 5

bighead384
10-10-2011, 09:54 AM
Sticking fat and old porn in mailboxes. That was when I was like 11 or 12.

Alison
10-10-2011, 12:39 PM
When I was pretty young I once asked my dad what the Irish for 'bollocks' was. I couldn't figure out why he was laughing so much.

I also had an idea in my head that if I got pants with a zip in them I wouldn't have to pull down my pants to pee.

I once could not hold in my pee, so I just went for it on my friend's carpet. Nobody was in the room at the time so I silently sneaked out of the house and went home! I was around 7 or 8 I'd say. Good times!

bighead384
10-10-2011, 12:42 PM
When I was very young, I wrapped my hand in toilet paper, reached into the toilet, and quickly picked up a piece of poop. I mean, what am I just never going to know what it feels like?

Jakebert
10-10-2011, 02:15 PM
I have way too many of these, as I was a weird, stupid kid/teenager.

-When I was 15/16 I tried my best to get these two girls I hung out with to have a threesome. One girl was really into it, the other was not. I was also a virgin at the time, so the idea of losing my virginity during a threesome is just hilarious in retrospect. I didn't know what to do with one girl, what the fuck was I going to do with two?

-When I first discovered porn, I used to stay up late and tape porn on CinaMax because at the time it was easier than the internet. So one night I have the tape in with the tv off, recording a movie. I hear my dad walking into the living room way later than he usually should be. So I have to run and turn off the VCR and slip into another room before he sees me. I get the VCR, but I'm still 100% sure he saw me running into the next room. I still have no idea if he knows what I was doing or what he thought when he saw porn on the tv screen when he turned it on.

jacknife737
10-10-2011, 02:27 PM
When i was like 12-13 i jerked off in a bunch of semi-public places -namely, and airplane bathroom, and bathroom in an airforce museum.

personal_loans_1
10-11-2011, 11:46 AM
Myself and two other friends peed into a mailbox like that, not sure which is worse. I think it might depend on the size of the coke bottle.
I think you're right, but anyway I'd choose coke'd letter. But if I had to clean that mailbox I'd prefer urine, if that'd not crystallized yet. However, it's a very hard choice, and in kind of old an Bravo style, if anyone remember.

That was 0,5 l so something like 20 oz bottle. Less than 3 bladders for sure. And I had to use funnel.

randman21
10-11-2011, 01:00 PM
That shit is diabolical. :cool: I used to have one of those mailboxes by my house, and I don't think it ever even crossed my mind to pour anything into it. I'd much rather have coke than any amount of urine.

One time, I was at the mall with my dad. Must have been about six. We were going down an escalator, and I thought it would be a good idea to sit down on it to see if I'd slide off when I got to the bottom. I didn't. The thing grabbed a good hold on me and kept pulling me into the bottom as it went (to the point that it took the strength of my dad and a stranger to get me out), and ripped two nice-sized holes right through the jeans and skivs I was wearing. It's funny, I remember thinking something like "I should be embarrassed walking around like this, but I just cheated death so fuck it". I can still feel the scorching heat from the seat of my dad's pickup truck on my chewed up buns as we drove back home. We ended up laughing about it within hours.

dexter12296566
10-11-2011, 01:28 PM
I once could not hold in my pee, so I just went for it on my friend's carpet. Nobody was in the room at the time so I silently sneaked out of the house and went home! I was around 7 or 8 I'd say. Good times!

You know, most houses are equipped with bathrooms nowadays...

EDIT: A mall story of mine, but something a friend of mine did, not me. We were just talking about it today. I was at the mall with my friend Leeshy and 3 of her friends. Her and one of her friends went into the bathroom and I chilled out with the other two at a seat station thing in the middle of the mall. Next thing you know Leeshy and her friend come running yelling for us to run too... We got to the other side of the mall and me and the other 2 were confused. We asked why we were running and Lesshy's response was "We flooded the toilet with 17 granola bars and 2 rolls of toilet paper. If anyone asks, Cass did it." We all just looked at her and she said "Well... she IS the new kid in the group!"

When I was about 7 I was at the mall with my parents and my brother and a friend. My brother was 9 and the friend was 11 and my mom and dad were in the store and us kids stood leaning over the balcony looking at the floor below us. There was a huge waterfall in the mall and a couple(about my 17 or 18) sitting on the ledge. We spit on them.... and Christiane(the 11 year-old) threw an empty baby bottle pop at them... They were so into making out I don't think they noticed...

bighead384
10-11-2011, 09:01 PM
I threw a bottle of piss on a guy while driving in my car. I felt bad about that for a really long time. I actually didn't throw it, but it was my idea, and I was driving.

Honestly, that's far an away the most fucked up thing I've done. I don't think there's anything that compares. That's like something a person with a personality disorder would do, and I'm ashamed of it.

personal_loans_1
10-11-2011, 09:46 PM
How old were you then? Those jokes at other drivers are very risky. You never know who the other driver is. Iceman once killed bunch of people who were pissing him off on the road.;] I'm not even sure if he wasn't right. Lucky you.

RageAndLov
10-12-2011, 04:59 AM
cuz I got a bad habit!

Harleyquiiinn
10-12-2011, 05:44 AM
When I was about 8 or 9, I had this very good friend who was in a wheelchair. She was a myopath.

Anyway, that's around that age that she couldn't get out of the wheelchair at all.

So I decided to make her mechanical legs with my meccanos.

I am not ashamed of that at all, but the thing is I was so confident about my project that I remember talking about it to her mother and assure her that it would work, no problem, and her girl could walk again...

Of course, she didn't believe that...and I never finished it... but I feel pretty bad about this... Also, my friend, considering our respective young age, believed in this project for a little while... and yeah, that sucks...


:(

personal_loans_1
10-13-2011, 05:55 AM
I'm sorry your idea got shattered by reality. That's kind of like my idea to go to Sweden on water bike with my friend, though we swimmed far enough to scare our parents.