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My Name Was Taken
10-10-2011, 02:17 PM
So the object of the game is to pick two things + condoms that would make the check out lady say, “What the fuck?”

Mine: Condoms, Lipstick, Maple syrup
Homer
10-10-2011, 02:24 PM
Condoms, diapers, walking cane.

/thread better close it.
Static_Martyr
10-10-2011, 02:54 PM
Hmm....

-) Condoms
-) Copy of "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" children's book
-) Mop w/plastic handle
Lizardus
10-10-2011, 07:52 PM
Condoms, sleeping pills, rope.
RageAndLov
10-10-2011, 08:24 PM
Condoms, Vaseline and cucumber
Jojan
10-10-2011, 10:56 PM
Condoms, you and I.
Lord Phidias
10-10-2011, 11:34 PM
Condoms, you and I.

Lol at this.
coke_a_holic
10-11-2011, 12:38 AM
Condoms, jalapeno peppers, razor blades.
WebDudette
10-11-2011, 01:15 AM
Condoms, peanut butter, and dog treats.
jacknife737
10-11-2011, 01:32 AM
Condoms, bottle of vodka and a copy of teen vogue.
mrconeman
10-11-2011, 05:48 AM
Condoms, pins, and an apology card.
Omni
10-11-2011, 06:00 AM
Assuming I'm at Walmart:


1. Condoms (the "Ribbed For Her Pleasure" type)
2. A camouflaged compound hunting bow, complete with a camo quiver and two arrows.
3. A gallon of Quaker State 10W30 motor oil.
My Name Was Taken
10-11-2011, 07:31 AM
condoms
apple pie
justin beiber album
Offspring-Junkie
10-11-2011, 10:02 AM
Condoms, diapers, walking cane.

/thread better close it.


Assuming I'm at Walmart:


1. Condoms (the "Ribbed For Her Pleasure" type)
2. A camouflaged compound hunting bow, complete with a camo quiver and two arrows.
3. A gallon of Quaker State 10W30 motor oil.

These two are the best.
personal_loans_1
10-11-2011, 11:35 AM
Condoms, you and I.

Dream of every shop-assistant or at least people who're standing in line.
dexter12296566
10-11-2011, 01:24 PM
Assuming I'm at Walmart:


1. Condoms (the "Ribbed For Her Pleasure" type)
2. A camouflaged compound hunting bow, complete with a camo quiver and two arrows.
3. A gallon of Quaker State 10W30 motor oil.

I love how specific you are...

I would say condoms, a rubber ducky bath toy, and a jar of mayonnaise...
Alison
10-12-2011, 12:18 PM
Condoms, My Name Was Taken, Gonorrhea
Omni
10-12-2011, 12:46 PM
1. LifeStyles brand lubricated condoms
2. A technicolor pre-filled pinata
3. A copy of "Angels Can Fly, a Modern Clown User Guide" by Alan V. Clay
My Name Was Taken
10-13-2011, 06:03 AM
Condoms, My Name Was Taken, Gonorrhea

that was mean =[

Condoms, diced ham, Pepto-Bismol
wheelchairman
10-16-2011, 03:57 PM
Candy, the lion king on dvd, and condoms.
My Name Was Taken
10-17-2011, 06:09 AM
Candy, the lion king on dvd, and condoms.

If I had been drinking something, it would be all over my computer. Wow.

Condoms, Hand sanitizer, Kleenex
Al Coholic
10-17-2011, 04:30 PM
Condoms, Needles, What to Expect when You're Expecting

/Gay thread
Sidewinder
10-19-2011, 11:54 PM
Condoms, hayseed, My Little Pony figurines.