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My Name Was Taken
10-10-2011, 03:17 PM
So the object of the game is to pick two things + condoms that would make the check out lady say, “What the fuck?”

Mine: Condoms, Lipstick, Maple syrup

Homer
10-10-2011, 03:24 PM
Condoms, diapers, walking cane.

/thread better close it.

Static_Martyr
10-10-2011, 03:54 PM
Hmm....

-) Condoms
-) Copy of "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" children's book
-) Mop w/plastic handle

Lizardus
10-10-2011, 08:52 PM
Condoms, sleeping pills, rope.

RageAndLov
10-10-2011, 09:24 PM
Condoms, Vaseline and cucumber

Jojan
10-10-2011, 11:56 PM
Condoms, you and I.

Lord Phidias
10-11-2011, 12:34 AM
Condoms, you and I.

Lol at this.

coke_a_holic
10-11-2011, 01:38 AM
Condoms, jalapeno peppers, razor blades.

WebDudette
10-11-2011, 02:15 AM
Condoms, peanut butter, and dog treats.

jacknife737
10-11-2011, 02:32 AM
Condoms, bottle of vodka and a copy of teen vogue.

mrconeman
10-11-2011, 06:48 AM
Condoms, pins, and an apology card.

Omni
10-11-2011, 07:00 AM
Assuming I'm at Walmart:


1. Condoms (the "Ribbed For Her Pleasure" type)
2. A camouflaged compound hunting bow, complete with a camo quiver and two arrows.
3. A gallon of Quaker State 10W30 motor oil.

My Name Was Taken
10-11-2011, 08:31 AM
condoms
apple pie
justin beiber album

Offspring-Junkie
10-11-2011, 11:02 AM
Condoms, diapers, walking cane.

/thread better close it.


Assuming I'm at Walmart:


1. Condoms (the "Ribbed For Her Pleasure" type)
2. A camouflaged compound hunting bow, complete with a camo quiver and two arrows.
3. A gallon of Quaker State 10W30 motor oil.

These two are the best.

personal_loans_1
10-11-2011, 12:35 PM
Condoms, you and I.

Dream of every shop-assistant or at least people who're standing in line.

dexter12296566
10-11-2011, 02:24 PM
Assuming I'm at Walmart:


1. Condoms (the "Ribbed For Her Pleasure" type)
2. A camouflaged compound hunting bow, complete with a camo quiver and two arrows.
3. A gallon of Quaker State 10W30 motor oil.

I love how specific you are...

I would say condoms, a rubber ducky bath toy, and a jar of mayonnaise...

Alison
10-12-2011, 01:18 PM
Condoms, My Name Was Taken, Gonorrhea

Omni
10-12-2011, 01:46 PM
1. LifeStyles brand lubricated condoms
2. A technicolor pre-filled pinata
3. A copy of "Angels Can Fly, a Modern Clown User Guide" by Alan V. Clay

My Name Was Taken
10-13-2011, 07:03 AM
Condoms, My Name Was Taken, Gonorrhea

that was mean =[

Condoms, diced ham, Pepto-Bismol

wheelchairman
10-16-2011, 04:57 PM
Candy, the lion king on dvd, and condoms.

My Name Was Taken
10-17-2011, 07:09 AM
Candy, the lion king on dvd, and condoms.

If I had been drinking something, it would be all over my computer. Wow.

Condoms, Hand sanitizer, Kleenex

Al Coholic
10-17-2011, 05:30 PM
Condoms, Needles, What to Expect when You're Expecting

/Gay thread

Sidewinder
10-20-2011, 12:54 AM
Condoms, hayseed, My Little Pony figurines.