View Full Version : Christian forum - can't tell if it's real
10-29-2011, 12:08 PM
So here (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/?) is the main page, and here (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=49799) is a thread about homosexuals in the NFL. The thing is, a lot of that thread reads like a really bad joke... but a lot of it seems serious. "Official True Christians"... that can't be real, right? "...his ability to penetrate is second to none." must be a bad joke? I sincerely hope this is real, because it's amazing.
10-29-2011, 12:12 PM
They would be robbing, stealing rapist thug gangsters. Much like the sickle cell, I thank God everyday that He gave those people the elongated ball.
Holy shit, wtf!?
Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate
Louder Than Reason
I am dead tired and only barely glancing through the page, holy shit this stuff is amazing.
10-29-2011, 01:22 PM
Even if the site is real, the posts are entirely fake.
But that doesn't stop them from being funny. I find the Ray Lewis thing especially ironic because he's known for being the most super religious player in the league.
10-29-2011, 01:41 PM
the posts are entirely fake.
In the signature of the guy who made the homoNFL players thread, he's got links to his blog (http://washohanleyshow.blogspot.com/), and on his Facebook page, his About Me:
"If Wash O'Hanley didn't cover it, it probably wasn't that important anyway."
Wash O'Hanley is a member of the Landover Baptist Church, Freehold's leading voice in political punditry and self-proclaimed "Master Debater". Best known for his afternoon radio show, Wash is also a popular author who has penned such classics as "How Minorities, Liberals and Homosexuals Want to Murder You and Rape Your Children", "Gay Jew Homo-Nazi Abortions" and "Gay Jew Homo-Nazi Abortions (For Kids!)" which have garnered much popularity and praise. Wash got his start covering the Falkland War from a Club Med where the sounds of mines exploding were close enough to "ruin Karaoke Night". Wash is the face of work ethic, once broadcasting a 96 consecutive hour show during the Lewinskigate. "Around hour 65 I was convinced my stagehand, Mark, was a ninja assassin sent by Cokie Roberts to murder me so I viciously attacked him in the men's bathroom with my mic, using the stand as a bludgeon and the cord to strangle him." While not the most knowledgeable on Christianity, Wash asserts that he is "familiar" with the Bible and believes "whatever a majority of my listenership believes". Popular segments on the Wash O'Hanley show include "Boycott Logic", "Liberal Watch 2007: A Blacklist", "Wash's Enemies List", "President For Life" and "Who Would Reagan Kill?". Wash has lived an illustrious life reporting on wars, writing books, having the most popular Right-Wing radio show in all of South-Eastern Iowa and even starring in a short lived Saturday morning debate show "Wash O'Hanley and the Bay City Rollers Debate Hour", so what does the future hold for Wash? Wash wants to spend time with his family, continue his radio show and is even working on another book.
This guy's definitely fake... I'm guessing a troll or just a satirical religious character. A lot of the posters in response seem legit, though.
10-29-2011, 03:08 PM
Landover Baptist is definitely fake. They're sort of a counter-Westboro Baptist troll site.
10-29-2011, 04:47 PM
Yep it's fake:
Best thing ever associated with them was their fear of Jar Jar Binks
"Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves As Masturbation Toy For America's Youth"
10-29-2011, 08:53 PM
Back in high school i used to think hopsiah the kanga-jew was hilarious, seems LOB has grown since.
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