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bighead384
11-14-2011, 11:06 AM
Where should it be this year? Who's going?

Homer
11-14-2011, 10:50 PM
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.

I'll be there.

jacknife737
11-15-2011, 12:56 AM
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.

I'll be there.

We can all party it up at Portage and Main!

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-15-2011, 07:07 AM
Birmingham! I'll bring ice cream!

Jakebert
11-15-2011, 07:08 AM
My bedroom.

JohnnyNemesis is the only one invited.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-15-2011, 07:11 AM
Someone say penis?

Homer
11-16-2011, 05:26 PM
We can all party it up at Portage and Main!

And get some transvestite prostitutes!

JohnnyNemesis
11-16-2011, 05:51 PM
My bedroom.

JohnnyNemesis is the only one invited.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Jakebert
11-16-2011, 05:52 PM
As if there's any other kind.

Retard
11-16-2011, 08:30 PM
I wanna hang out with trannys!

bighead384
11-16-2011, 09:09 PM
I imagine walking up to the 1337 in some park in NYC as they are all smiling and laughing amongst each other. Together, without me. As I begin to approach them, several of them notice my presence and turn their heads in my direction. One by one, the smiles vanish from their faces. Soon, all of them are glaring at me curiously and cautiously.

"Bighead?" one of them asks.

"Uh yeah...that's me" I say with an awkward smile.

The next thing I know, their suspicious stares turn into ferocious, violent faces. It's as if I'm looking into the wide, piercing eyes of a tiger the very moment before he pounces on his helpless prey, eager to tear into it's flesh, completely devoid of any sympathy for his prey and the pain it will endure.

As I instinctively try to turn and run, I am struck hard with a book that one of them had been carrying (naturally). I catch a glimpse of it as it bounces of my noggin and onto the ground. It looks like a smart person book that I wouldn't fucking understand. Despite the sharp pain, I begin to sprint away, hearing their footsteps and angry yells as they begin to hunt me.

"Bighead is just a character. It's just role-playing!" I yell as I run, hoping to gain their sympathy.

The next thing I know I am tripped up. I land hard on my shoulder, followed by my head. I feel a few kicks and punches, and then I black out.

I wake up tied to a chair. There are black people in the room, holding transcripts of all the things I've said about them on these forums. I am tortured and asked to reveal my password for this account. After a few hours, I finally acquiesce, and tell them my password.

The black people change it, and I never am able to post on these forums again.

coke_a_holic
11-16-2011, 09:20 PM
As if the 1337 are even around anymore...

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-21-2011, 01:08 AM
Bighead's post makes me happy in my JohnnyNemesis.

dff_punk
11-26-2011, 04:24 PM
http://www.texasmusic.org/images/news/16.jpg

T-6005
11-27-2011, 12:57 AM
Congratulations, you've officially become one of us. The rule is "tell one story that people like."

personal_loans_1
11-29-2011, 06:36 AM
Yeah, it was pretty absorbing, and well written, really, I got into that story. But the real kudos goes to dff_punk for ruining the atmosphere.

bighead384
11-29-2011, 07:00 AM
lol i am so 1337 now.

Jakebert
11-29-2011, 11:04 AM
Here are your keys to the executive washroom.

mrconeman
11-29-2011, 11:51 AM
Yeah, take those keys, just remember to deny all existence of the 1337 when the next troll starts accusing of a conspiracy.

Jebus
11-29-2011, 12:02 PM
Somebody send him the password to the secret forum where Sin Studly, Horny Pope, Joy, Endymion, TUNB, 0r4ng3, Tizz, Izie, Betty the_GoDdEsS, Sunny, Horny Pope, Nina, Adriann, Ozymandias, and Eros still post regularly. This man earned it.

mrconeman
11-29-2011, 12:07 PM
ppfffft those guys aren't 1337. Webdude 1337's all over those guys with his 1337inch pe1337is.

Paint_It_Black
01-08-2012, 11:13 AM
The best trick the 1337 ever pulled was convincing the world they didn't exist.