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bighead384
11-21-2011, 12:04 PM
(Edit: And chicks are welcome too)

You only have 15 points to spread among the three physical traits. What do you do?

Face- 7
Boobs- 2
Ass- 6

I so wish I had another point to give to tits, but I could live with this.

T-6005
11-21-2011, 12:05 PM
What do I do?

Grade on a five-point scale.

bighead384
11-21-2011, 12:08 PM
What do I do?

Grade on a five-point scale.

Well-played. sd

JohnnyNemesis
11-21-2011, 12:17 PM
Face - 7
Ass - 7
Boobs - 1

^Ideal.

Face - 5
Ass - 10
Boobs - 0

^ Really, really good.

I like boobs though. Love 'em. They're just not as important to me.

bighead384
11-21-2011, 12:21 PM
Face - 5
Ass - 10
Boobs - 0

^ Really, really good.

I like boobs though. Love 'em. They're just not as important to me.
I personally don't know how you could have this view. A nice rack isn't a must for me either, but I would say unless boobs are at least a 2, (edit) it's almost like they indistinguishable from a man's chest. And I'm pretty sure that would bother me. But that's just me.

Coral
11-21-2011, 12:35 PM
Face - 15

bighead384
11-21-2011, 12:40 PM
Face - 15

It's a scale of 1 to 10. So you still have 5 points to distribute.

Llamas
11-21-2011, 12:46 PM
Face - 5
Ass - 10
Boobs - 0

^ Really, really good.

Ricky is so ghey.

I'm pissed that this thread is for guys :(

bighead384
11-21-2011, 12:57 PM
Ricky is so ghey.

I'm pissed that this thread is for guys :(

I thought of you about 5 minutes after I made this thread. Whoops. Too late. It can be for anyone attracted to females.

mrconeman
11-21-2011, 01:08 PM
Face -7
Ass - 3
Boobs - 5

Boobs > Ass.

JohnnyNemesis
11-21-2011, 01:09 PM
I would say unless boobs are at least a 2, they are almost indistinguishable from a man's chest.

Wait, are the numbers referring to "size" or "niceness"? I thought it was niceness.

Even if it were size, though, I'm pretty sure it's easy to distinguish any part of a woman's body from a man's body, whether it's chest, hands, or legs. THERE ARE MANY, MANY, MANY DIFFERENCES MY FRIEND.

JohnnyNemesis
11-21-2011, 01:10 PM
Boobs > Ass.

white ppl amirite? :rolleyes::rolleyes:
:cool:

personal_loans_1
11-21-2011, 01:11 PM
It's a scale of 1 to 10. So you still have 5 points to distribute.
No it's 1 to 15, between 3? Anyway, I agree with Coral's immature choice.


ps. I mean 'niceness'. Lol, face size 15.

Llamas
11-21-2011, 01:23 PM
ps. I mean 'niceness'. Lol, face size 15.

Hahahaha. Rick, you horrible person, you.

Jakebert
11-21-2011, 01:27 PM
http://joonbug.com/media/DNjhuHE3L8Z/assmancopy.png

bighead384
11-21-2011, 01:27 PM
Wait, are the numbers referring to "size" or "niceness"? I thought it was niceness.

Even if it were size, though, I'm pretty sure it's easy to distinguish any part of a woman's body from a man's body, whether it's chest, hands, or legs. THERE ARE MANY, MANY, MANY DIFFERENCES MY FRIEND.

It refers to niceness. I guess when I think of boobs that deserve a 1 or 0, I naturally just think of those girls with literally NO BOOBS WHATSOEVER. But maybe that's not always the case.

And yeah, there's definitely differences, but what I meant was when a girl is completely and utterly flat, it's almost like a guy's chest. lol.

JohnnyNemesis
11-21-2011, 01:55 PM
It refers to niceness. I guess when I think of boobs that deserve a 1 or 0, I naturally just think of those girls with literally NO BOOBS WHATSOEVER. But maybe that's not always the case.

And yeah, there's definitely differences, but what I meant was when a girl is completely and utterly flat, it's almost like a guy's chest. lol.

Haha. Yeah, I dunno, it all depends on body type I guess. A skinny girl with abnormally large breasts isn't usually my favorite kind of body. Sometimes I like it, but sometimes it's disproportinate-looking and not my cup of tea. A super skinny girl with a flat chest just kinda makes sense, even though I don't really like it. I dunno. I just like booty. I like boobs too. But I'd make that sacrifice.

mrconeman
11-21-2011, 02:05 PM
white ppl amirite?

inorite
http://offspring.com/community/showthread.php?t=29608
;);):cool:

jacknife737
11-21-2011, 02:34 PM
http://edinburghanarchafeminist.noflag.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/smash_patriarchy1.gif

Coral
11-21-2011, 03:00 PM
It's a scale of 1 to 10. So you still have 5 points to distribute.
Too late, dude.

Ricky is so ghey.

I'm pissed that this thread is for guys :(
Ass2Mouth's never ghey. :p Oh, wait...

Aren't you like 99% lesbian? :D Occupy new thread.

Anyway, I agree with Coral's immature choice.
lol wut?

Al Coholic
11-21-2011, 03:04 PM
Face - 8
Boobs - 5
Ass - 2

In that, I don't want some kind of nasty giant pimply celloulousy saggy ass, but otherwise I don't care much either way. Boobs are important, but in general they're pretty good. I would want them to be saggy, or veiny, or non existent. Or with weird nipples. Like there's all kinds of nipples and it's whatever but you know what I mean when they're so weird it's distracting.

randman21
11-21-2011, 03:57 PM
Face - 5
Boobs - 2
Ass - 8

JohnnyNemesis
11-21-2011, 09:25 PM
inorite
http://offspring.com/community/showthread.php?t=29608
;);):cool:

~*~*~*~*~*~ nEvAr 4GeT ~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Coral
11-21-2011, 11:17 PM
So what's the story about black people loving ass? Jungle sex from behind? :D:D:D

T-6005
11-21-2011, 11:42 PM
What's the question with people not liking asses? That's always seemed extremely bizarre to me.

mrconeman
11-22-2011, 01:18 AM
Hey, now lets not get carried away. I like a good ass too, don't get me wrong. I just much prefer a good rack.

killer_queen
11-22-2011, 02:45 AM
I think boobs and ass are complementary, it's impossible for me to think of them on their own. When I think of a woman with a nice round ass and no boobs... that really looks back. It's the same other way around. I'd much prefer a flat chested woman with no ass than a woman with just a nice ass or boobs.

personal_loans_1
11-22-2011, 05:17 AM
@ Coral, forget about it, I was thinking about certain wisdom I've read here few yeas ago but I can't find it, so nothing. :(


-----------------------
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4491313230254736145
I understand you don't have to get a brilliancy of this movie because it's ahead of our times, a lot. This is not a good ass, btw.

bighead384
11-22-2011, 08:25 AM
I can't imagine putting less than 5 for ass. I wouldn't even go less than 6 personally, but def. not less than 5. I guess it sort of depends what kind of ass you think of when you think of an ass thats less than 5.

Al Coholic- a 2 for ass? Really? I never thought I'd see less than a 3 or 4, even with the different preferences people have.

I went to school with this girl:http://thedirty.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/DIRTY_phpvIPKrI.jpghttp://thedirty.com/2011/09/meet-deanna-wooster/

She's a model and a lot of people don't like her. So someone made some sort of social networking page to mock her (I think that's what it is). Anyway, one of the things said to make fun of her is that her ass is flat.

The way that ass looks in that picture is about a 2 or 3 to me. It's pretty flat, but it might just be the way she's turned that makes it look like that? Either way, it still isn't a nice ass by any means.

Can't do it. Can't go lower than a 6 with ass. Don't know what's wrong with y'all.

JohnnyNemesis
11-22-2011, 08:58 AM
^Oh that is most definitely a zero. Yikes.

mrconeman
11-22-2011, 09:18 AM
Yeah, Jesus, that ass is like minus 5.

bighead384
11-22-2011, 09:20 AM
Boy, what I wouldn't give for a girl with 18+ points according to this scale. I'm not cool or attractive enough for that most likely though. But I'm confident that I can pick up girls with 15 total points. lol.

It's interesting: Girls I think are 10s overall are often lacking or average in one of these traits.

The girl I'm currently crushing on, who I'd give a 9 or 10 overall, is probably:

Face- 9-10
Ass- 6-7
Boobs- 3

So that's about 18 total points right there, haha.

mrconeman
11-22-2011, 09:24 AM
Don't get me wrong, she's a pretty enough girl, but her ass deserves minus points.

bighead384
11-22-2011, 09:31 AM
Don't get me wrong, she's a pretty enough girl, but her ass deserves minus points.

Lol. Uh yeah, I don't personally think she's that great looking. She's okay.

I just realized: With boobs, I can hardly entertain the idea of a 1-10 scale. It's really closer to "satisfying" or "unsatisifying". Actually I'd say the most accurate way to measure it for me would be 1 to 4 star boobs. Haha.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-23-2011, 02:32 AM
Dat ass.

Anyway..

Face - 5
Ass - 8
Boobs - 3

Another ass man here.

yarock
12-07-2011, 10:32 PM
^ahahahahahahahahaha

Rooster
12-08-2011, 01:50 AM
They are pretty good. I want them to sag, or vein, or does not exist. Or weird nipples. Like a variety of nipple and it's everything, but you know what I mean, they are so weird distraction.

I am so sigging this...

WebDudette
12-08-2011, 02:06 AM
I had no interest in asses for the longest time, then out of nowhere I was like 'asses, asses everywhere!' I mean, I still love boobs, but I'd say I now lean more towards asses.

I don't mind small boobs, and by that I mean I love small boobs, but ugly boobs can be a deal breaker.

I just don't think I can do it. 5 points each, I guess...

ugh, maybe this:

Face - 5
Ass - 7
Boobs - 3

Outerspaceman21
12-08-2011, 01:00 PM
Face - 5
Ass - 8
Bewbs - 2

Bit of an ass man myself too. What can I say, I like booties.

Llamas
12-08-2011, 01:34 PM
Face: 7
Boobs: 5
Ass: 3

I don't really understand liking asses. They're really ugly when they're not clothed, and there's just nothing sexual about them. But I still gave it 3 because there are such things as really especially ugly asses.

bighead384
12-08-2011, 05:24 PM
Face: 7
Boobs: 5
Ass: 3

I don't really understand liking asses. They're really ugly when they're not clothed, and there's just nothing sexual about them. But I still gave it 3 because there are such things as really especially ugly asses.
Yeah they're just shapely round objects. Like boobs. I don't know if it's much more complicated than that. That why "hot legs" are so admirable that it's not even really a fetish unless it's to the extreme. Same sort of thing. Also, to have a nice ass, you pretty much have to be in shape, and have a nice body/shape in general. So I think that factors into it as well.

Llamas
12-08-2011, 05:43 PM
Yeah they're just shapely round objects. Like boobs. I don't know if it's much more complicated than that. That why "hot legs" are so admirable that it's not even really a fetish unless it's to the extreme. Same sort of thing. Also, to have a nice ass, you pretty much have to be in shape, and have a nice body/shape in general. So I think that factors into it as well.

Fair points, but legs are actually attractive unclothed. Boobs are somewhat sexual, and are specific to females, so I understand that one. And most body parts only look good if you're in decent shape.

ad8
12-08-2011, 08:35 PM
Face: 5
Boobs: 5
Ass: 5

I'm going to stay politically correct here. Any part of the female body is amazing... as long as it is amazing... :rolleyes:

Al Coholic
12-09-2011, 09:49 AM
So your ideal girl is a nuetrally attractive person?

dff_punk
12-10-2011, 04:28 PM
Faceboobs.

http://i.ebayimg.com/12/!BizH,1!!mk~$(KGrHqYH-DYEs+7I3I6+BLQze6)8O!~~_35.JPG

T-6005
12-10-2011, 07:21 PM
Face: 7
Boobs: 5
Ass: 3

I don't really understand liking asses. They're really ugly when they're not clothed, and there's just nothing sexual about them. But I still gave it 3 because there are such things as really especially ugly asses.

I can't possibly disagree with you enough. Nice butts just look nice. When you're lying in bed naked, when you're walking outdoors, when you're at the beach - you can pick out a nice ass and always enjoy it.

There might be nothing sexual about them to you, but everyone's into a whole mess of different factors. I myself also like backs. Not butts (or not just) but the whole back regions. Lovely shoulders, too.

But yeah. Don't disrespect my butts.

WebDudette
12-10-2011, 11:38 PM
back dimples, omg.

yarock
12-11-2011, 03:08 AM
Heels - 15

personal_loans_1
12-11-2011, 10:19 AM
Heels - 15

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zVLt2Ok3yE

calichix
12-18-2011, 10:36 AM
Normal face- 3
Awesome muscles-3
Personality- 4
Doesn't smell gross- 2
Not hella short- 3

(I'm a renegade)

yarock
12-21-2011, 03:56 PM
1. Personality
2. Skin / body care
3. Elegancy

It's that simple.

Asselery
12-21-2011, 10:20 PM
(Edit: And chicks are welcome too)

You only have 15 points to spread among the three physical traits. What do you do?

Face- 7
Boobs- 2
Ass- 6

I so wish I had another point to give to tits, but I could live with this.

All in the face.

Paint_It_Black
01-08-2012, 11:16 AM
I put all 15 points in personality.

Because bitches love it when we act evolved.

Paint_It_Black
01-08-2012, 11:20 AM
I so wish I had another point to give to tits, but I could live with this.

YOU created the points! You could have just given yourself one more! You're like the worst god ever! You're so bad with your godlike powers you'd probably initially only make a man and then have to make a woman out of the dude's rib in some way that makes no sense at all because a) You're god and really shouldn't be having afterthoughts, and b) You're god why do you need to use semi-spare parts to make anything? and c) Yeah no that's enough.

ad8
01-11-2012, 02:28 AM
Bag over head - 15

offspringsman
01-21-2012, 02:47 PM
check out this rare offspring snowboard, 1 of 100 made from 1997
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UgLy_eLf
01-21-2012, 10:27 PM
Booty=8
Titties= 2
Face= 5

ad8
01-22-2012, 09:30 AM
Offspring snowboard: 15