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Alex101
12-06-2011, 02:05 PM
Can somebody please help me? Please stop those users (Red., Coral, ThunderPX, Tijs and holland25) who are calling me ChrisDude. They think I'm that guy who posted this article (http://dyingscene.com/news/noodles-the-offspring-starts-his-own-band/) on DyingScene but I'm not. It's a mistake, I've never posted anything there and I'm not ChrisDude, I'm just Alex101. Whoever thinks I'm ChrisDude or calls me ChrisDude should stop because it's not my name. Alex is my name. So please I would like an administrator to ban all those users so we can end this argument.

That means you, Red., Coral, ThunderPX, Tijs and holland25, don't ever call me ChrisDude again. Just call me Alex101 or Alex from now on. Alex is my name not ChrisDude. I keep telling them to stop, but they just won't listen to me, so please, help me!

wheelchairman
12-06-2011, 02:19 PM
Jesus chris, dude. No one cares about your shameless self-promotion and attention-whoring. And grow a fucking backbone, chrisdude. That is the tamest form of teasing in the history of the term. Were you homeschooled or something, chrisdude?

Alex101
12-06-2011, 02:23 PM
Jesus christ, dude. No one cares about your shameless self-promotion and attention-whoring. And grow a fucking backbone, alex101. That is the tamest form of teasing in the history of the term. Were you homeschooled or something, alex101?
Oh, come on, please listen to me! I don't want to be called ChrisDude because it's not my name. Call me either Alex101 or just Alex. I don't even like the ChrisDude name.

wheelchairman
12-06-2011, 02:27 PM
Fuck you chrisdude, thicken your skin a whole lot or get offline for your own good.

Jakebert
12-06-2011, 02:28 PM
Oh hey Chrisdude.

Alex101
12-06-2011, 02:35 PM
You two must be joking, what part of "don't call me ChrisDude anymore" don't you two understand? Just don't call me that anymore, call me Alex or Alex101 like you normally do. I'm not joking, enough already, please no more calling me ChrisDude. Enough is enough. If you don't stop, I will stab you all to death! Now get the fuck outta here!

Jakebert
12-06-2011, 02:51 PM
I feel like threatening to kill me is way worse than calling you ChrisDude.

In fact I don't feel safe here anymore. Someone please ban ChrisDude.

Alex101
12-06-2011, 02:53 PM
I feel like threatening to kill me is way worse than calling you ChrisDude.

In fact I don't feel safe here anymore. Someone please ban ChrisDude.
Yeah, and I don't feel safe here anymore since you won't stop calling me by a fake name.

Jakebert
12-06-2011, 02:54 PM
You threatened to kill me. I'm calling the police.

Alex101
12-06-2011, 02:59 PM
You threatened to kill me. I'm calling the police.
C'mon, I'm not really gonna kill you. The ChrisDude name just sucks, that's why I don't like that name and that's why I don't wanna be called by that name.

Jakebert
12-06-2011, 03:02 PM
Too late the police are coming. I told them to find ChrisDude.

wheelchairman
12-07-2011, 06:11 AM
Chrisdude here makes me feel bullied and unwelcome.

personal_loans_1
12-07-2011, 01:11 PM
I'm starting to think you really called the police. :D

ThunderPX
12-07-2011, 02:08 PM
I agree with ChrisDude, Tijs should be banned.

wait what

Rooster
12-07-2011, 02:16 PM
Christ dude, don't say that! Tits should deffinitely NOT be banned.

ThunderPX
12-07-2011, 02:33 PM
This forum needs a Like button for posts.

Jakebert
12-07-2011, 02:52 PM
If he actually left the board, how are we gonna know when to vote for Conspiracy of One?

Llamas
12-07-2011, 03:10 PM
Chrisdude is one of the more annoying members of this bbs. This thread, though, is a new low for him.

It's not very nice to threaten to stab someone to death, chrisdude. are you secretly Sinister under a new name? I'd believe it possible, but you don't seem to like Metallica enough, Chrisdude.

Alex101
12-07-2011, 08:30 PM
I want to know why people are calling me ChrisDude instead of Alex101. Please explain. The ChrisDude name just sucks.

cool 2 hate 681
12-07-2011, 09:04 PM
where can i vote to ban chrisdude?

Jakebert
12-07-2011, 10:50 PM
Victor, how many times have we told you to calm down. I know you don't wanna be called ChrisDude, Victor, but calm down.

Outerspaceman21
12-07-2011, 11:22 PM
What's ChrisDude's problem?

WebDudette
12-07-2011, 11:39 PM
Come on guys, even I know he's not ChrisDude...

He's definitely CockJocky.

ChrisDude
12-08-2011, 10:17 AM
Come on guys, even I know he's not ChrisDude...

He's definitely CockJocky.
Yup, since Alex101 doesn't want to be called by name, I guess he deserves to be called CockJocky.

Little_Miss_1565
12-08-2011, 10:37 AM
I want to know why people are calling me ChrisDude instead of Alex101. Please explain. The ChrisDude name just sucks.

Because someone called ChrisDude posts all of Noodles' Twitter jokes on Dying Scene as the cold hard truth, and then when you come to the forum to share news, you link back to his posts on Dying Scene, kind of like when you'd post about someone posting a new album name or whatever on Wikipedia and then posting it here as a means of "proving" to the forum that this was the truth. The only things you post are wild speculation grounded in zero facts, and links to vote for the band in Guitar World polls. So now, people are teasing you a little bit, and now they're going to tease you a lot more because you are completely freaking out about it. The rules of the internet, as I tried to tell you in GOD, are that if you don't freak out about the teasing, it will stop on its own.

I can't stop anyone from teasing you on the internet. But in this process, you're getting yourself on thin ice. Don't threaten to kill anyone on this forum. Ever. IDGAF if you're joking.

Absolute deadly serious question - how old are you?

Al Coholic
12-08-2011, 01:44 PM
I would totes kill T-6005. No particular reason, just something in my gut says he should die.

On a side note, who is alex101/Chrisdude? I've never seen him and he's got over 4000 posts.

Llamas
12-08-2011, 02:03 PM
On a side note, who is alex101/Chrisdude? I've never seen him and he's got over 4000 posts.

That's because 99% of his posts are posting unproven "facts" about the Offspring, and generic threads in Other Bands that are always titled "[Band Name] and their new album".

A quick browse through the first few pages of Other Bands reveals:

311 and their new album (http://offspring.com/community/showthread.php?t=43911)
Red Hot Chili Peppers and their new album (http://offspring.com/community/showthread.php?t=43468)
Face to Face and their new album (http://offspring.com/community/showthread.php?t=38224)
Bad Religion and their new album (http://offspring.com/community/showthread.php?t=35558)
Just for a change of pace... April Fools Joke about Rage Against the Machine and their new album (http://offspring.com/community/showthread.php?t=43786)
Social Distortion and their new album (http://offspring.com/community/showthread.php?t=33951)

Oh, the diversity and intrigue!

JohnnyNemesis
12-08-2011, 02:11 PM
If you don't stop, I will stab you all to death! Now get the fuck outta here!

I don't know who this guy is, but judging from this quote, he RULES!

Srsly though, no death threats.

Rooster
12-08-2011, 03:41 PM
Multiple-accountatility disorder syndrome (MADS) strikes again, eh?

ChrisDude, you must acknowledge your Alex101 persona. We simply can't help you if you do not do that. What if that Alex101 persona takes over? We have seen his sinister intentions. If he takes over he is going to make you go on a killing spree with a fork, and the next thing you'll see when you wake up back as yourself will be your neighbour's pet hippopotamus with the said fork stuck in its buttocks.


What the hell am I on right now?

edit: I strongly suggest Retaphin, take 3 pills per day and you should be fine in about 47 months.

KrispyNotKrunchy
12-08-2011, 09:59 PM
I just stumbled on this thread and it is amazing. He's freaking out over been called the wrong name? It's just another name! It's not even something bad!

Hey, ChrisDude, do you want to pick a different name from this list?

Dumpy
Slickfinger
Papa Doc
Bad Santa
Chowderfoot
Grundle
Skinny
Bracecrotch
No-Toes
Butts
Statutory Steve
Fleaz
White Tyler Perry
Two-Handjob Doug
Obamacare
Rabies
Pecan Sandy
Great White Shart
Chunderbucket
Snape
Faggioli
Buffalo Bill
Caligula
Uncle Tom
Sorority Boy
Walt Disney
Agamemnon
Thundertits
Lou Gehrig
Tiny
Heavy Flow
Homeless
Bedbugs
Fart Simpson
Chelsea
Crampon
Milk
Snot the Hoople
Harvard
Psoriasis
Yoko
Sluts
Three-Balls
Encyclopedia Brownnose
Diddle
Moist
Jenkem
Fat Man
Little Boy
Disgrace
Ed Wood
Voight-Kampff
Puberty
The Boy From Brazil
Sammy Davis, Jr., Jr.
The Laramie Project
The San Francisco Treat
Cougartown
Freud
The Troll
The Dunwich Horror
The Shadow Over Innsmouth
Bulk
Skull
Himmler
Party Fowl
Depends
Zuckerberg
Minstrel
PTSDipshit
The Sperminator
Shylock
Iago
Edmund
Cockblock O’Clock
Famine
War
Pestilence
Death
Freebird
Runny
Scepterhead
Rapescallion
The Last King of Scotland
Genghis Can’t
LL Drool J
Crusty
That Little Fucker
Girl Nixon
Gizzard
Lez Paul
Mountain Douche
The Human Tumor
Poor
Fancy Feast
Kübler-Ross
Kentucky Fried Chickenshit
Nobody’s Favorite

holland25
12-08-2011, 11:45 PM
Holy shit. Yes please, ban me. There's an obvious reason for that. I've got numbers in my nickname, therefore I'm a bot.

Also, I want to change my nickname to any of those 4:



Faggioli
Homeless
Cockblock O’Clock
That Little Fucker

T-6005
12-09-2011, 12:27 AM
I would totes kill T-6005. No particular reason, just something in my gut says he should die.

On a side note, who is alex101/Chrisdude? I've never seen him and he's got over 4000 posts.

It's because you know I'm better than you.

personal_loans_1
12-09-2011, 02:18 AM
Hey ChrislexDude, I never had any avatar and you want to ban me? I never had a christmas hat and you want to ban me?
http://www.animowane-gify.net/gify/18/28.gif

May I be a Nixon Girl?




edit: I strongly suggest Retaphin, take 3 pills per day and you should be fine in about 47 months.

Retaphiiiiiiin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyTVyQuioDA)

KrispyNotKrunchy
12-09-2011, 04:23 AM
Yeah, I kinda liked Cockblock O'clock :)

samseby
12-10-2011, 06:28 AM
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Harnum
12-12-2011, 05:57 PM
*earlier post*
Did I ever confess my love for you, ever? I feel as though I owe it to you now.

Retard
12-12-2011, 10:39 PM
I wanna rename myself Obamacare

Outerspaceman21
12-13-2011, 01:41 AM
I call dibs on White Tyler Perry

Jakebert
12-13-2011, 07:59 AM
Tim Allen already called dibs on that in 1995.

Outerspaceman21
12-13-2011, 11:39 AM
oh yeah, thats right.

Oh well, I guess I'll settle for Genghis Can’t then :/

Lizardus
12-13-2011, 02:12 PM
Multiple-accountatility disorder syndrome (MADS) strikes again, eh?

ChrisDude, you must acknowledge your Alex101 persona. We simply can't help you if you do not do that. What if that Alex101 persona takes over? We have seen his sinister intentions. If he takes over he is going to make you go on a killing spree with a fork, and the next thing you'll see when you wake up back as yourself will be your neighbour's pet hippopotamus with the said fork stuck in its buttocks.

Identity is a killer...

the_real_potomek
12-14-2011, 12:40 AM
Hehe, I've been following those Chrisdude threads for a while and I find it quite entertaining. Too bad I don't study sociology anymore, I could write my master thesis about that:D

Rooster
12-15-2011, 02:19 AM
I'd like to claim the "Mountain Douche" name for myself, please. Either that or "Butts".

Lizardus
12-15-2011, 02:20 PM
I'd like to claim the "Mountain Douche" name for myself, please. Either that or "Butts".

Fizzy vaginas.

Asselery
12-15-2011, 05:29 PM
I think this thread is just a large combination of trolls.

Retard
12-15-2011, 09:04 PM
trolls are horrible toys.

your name at first I thought was ass celery. sorry man./

Lupin
12-16-2011, 02:23 AM
Fuck you chrisdude, thicken your skin a whole lot or get offline for your own good.

Boosh.

In other news, It's snowing!