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weezly
12-15-2011, 01:40 AM
ok so a high profile friend of mine working for sony has released the new track lists, and they are as follows:

track one: half-chrisdudisim
track 2: trust in dude
track 3: pretty fly for a white dude
track 4: damit, i chrisdudet again
track 5: i wanna be seduded
track 6: alot like chrisdude
track 7 : fix dude
track 8: nitro (dude energy)
track 9: shes got chrissues

i may have missed some but i know for a fact that the album will be called "rise and jizz, chrisdudes face"

Beheaded
12-15-2011, 02:33 AM
Japan-Bonus-Track: "Chrisdude, are you doing okay?"

Jojan
12-15-2011, 05:18 AM
Japan-Bonus-Track: "Chrisdude, are you doing okay?"

http://cdn.gunaxin.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/work-theman.jpeg

offsrx
12-15-2011, 05:53 AM
ok so a high profile friend of mine working for sony has released the new track lists, and they are as follows:

track one: half-chrisdudisim
track 2: trust in dude
track 3: pretty fly for a white dude
track 4: damit, i chrisdudet again
track 5: i wanna be seduded
track 6: alot like chrisdude
track 7 : fix dude
track 8: nitro (dude energy)
track 9: shes got chrissues

i may have missed some but i know for a fact that the album will be called "rise and jizz, chrisdudes face"

STOP wasting time

KHWHD
12-15-2011, 06:29 AM
I see a lock in the very near future. :rolleyes:

Omni
12-15-2011, 07:38 AM
I guess "He Gives Us All the Details" and "Take it Like a Dude," are going to be b-sides after all.


I'm happy to hear "Chrisclaimer" and "Interchrission" aren't going to make it, though. I hate that filler BS.

BagOfShenanigans
12-15-2011, 07:52 AM
This guy deserves the highest of fives. This made my morning.

Alex101
12-15-2011, 08:16 AM
What is it with all this ChrisDude bullshit?

ThunderPX
12-15-2011, 09:31 AM
I wonder how fast this will get on Dying Scene.

Oh wait, it won't 'cause Alex101 is ChrisDude.

Llamas
12-15-2011, 09:53 AM
ok so a high profile friend of mine working for sony has released the new track lists, and they are as follows:

track one: half-chrisdudisim
track 2: trust in dude
track 3: pretty fly for a white dude
track 4: damit, i chrisdudet again
track 5: i wanna be seduded
track 6: alot like chrisdude
track 7 : fix dude
track 8: nitro (dude energy)
track 9: shes got chrissues

i may have missed some but i know for a fact that the album will be called "rise and jizz, chrisdudes face"

Wow, sounds like a great followup to their rare b-sides album, Conspiracy of (Alex10)One. I mean, sure it was a b-sides album, but "Kick Alex when he's Chrisdude" wasn't their best effort. But I really liked "Alex Lost the War (When Everyone Started Calling him Chrisdude)" and "I'll Be Chrisdude". Actually, "You're Gonna Go Far, Chrisdude" was one of their best songs ever. But "Original Chrisdude" was one of their worst ever.

*hits post before thread is locked* :D

Alex101
12-15-2011, 09:59 AM
Have you ever heard of this one: "Your Shit Is Fucked Up" or maybe I should say "Your Stuff Is Messed Up" lol

Now I'm gonna ask one more time, why am I being called ChrisDude? I want an answer. I want a reason. I want to know right now.

Little_Miss_1565
12-15-2011, 10:01 AM
What is it with all this ChrisDude bullshit?

I've explained it to you, others have explained it to you. At this point you're being willfully obtuse, and I can't help you with that.

Alex101
12-15-2011, 10:05 AM
Little_Miss_1565, I understand that you can't help me, but all I want to know is why people are calling ChrisDude. They should be aware by now that ChrisDude is NOT my name, if they don't explain why they keep calling me that or if they do keep calling me that name, then I'm gone. This ChrisDude bullshit just needs to stop.

holland25
12-15-2011, 10:14 AM
if they don't explain why they keep calling me that or if they do keep calling me that name, then I'm gone.

Just leave already.

Little_Miss_1565
12-15-2011, 10:15 AM
Little_Miss_1565, I understand that you can't help me, but all I want to know is why people are calling ChrisDude. They should be aware by now that ChrisDude is NOT my name, if they don't explain why they keep calling me that or if they do keep calling me that name, then I'm gone. This ChrisDude bullshit just needs to stop.

Again, I explained it to you in two other threads. If you're not reading my replies to you, I also can't help you.

weezly
12-15-2011, 10:56 AM
hahah some of the replies were pretty good though.

Jojan
12-15-2011, 11:03 AM
And why the hell have Little_Miss_1565 not removed this thread when she is, obviously, aware of it?


We understand that sometimes you just want to have fun, and that it can be fun to post fake tracklists and other made up information about the new album, which is why we've been cool with just identifying it as untrue and letting it slide.

However, it's been brought to our attention that there are people out there who will use the forum as a journalistic source. Because of this, we're going to have to delete things like tracklists and rumors, even if it's just posted as a joke to get a rise out of people.

BagOfShenanigans
12-15-2011, 11:28 AM
Ignorance is really the best policy in this case. No one would think it was funny if you didn't act so sensitive about it.


http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Michael_Warner_Jr/piano_l_GIFSoupcom.gif

XYlophonetreeZ
12-15-2011, 02:09 PM
There's no way anyone is actually this stupid. Alex101 must actually be a brilliant marketing strategist. You know, one of those viral marketing "any publicity is good publicity" things that will cause the name "Chrisdude" to propagate throughout the internets. And then Chrisdude will come out with something awesome, like a super-edgy blog or a porn site that carries computer viruses, and everyone will check it out based on the name.

Outerspaceman21
12-15-2011, 02:30 PM
Just leave already.

second

I find it amusing that he holding it over our heads as if we will miss him if he's gone

Rooster
12-15-2011, 04:29 PM
Wow, sounds like a great followup to their rare b-sides album, Conspiracy of (Alex10)One

Funny, I always thought it was called Conspiracy of Dude. At least on my copy it says so. Is it possible that the European edition of the album was called different than US version?

personal_loans_1
12-15-2011, 05:00 PM
The game you play is very dangerous, ChrisDude </foreign accent> Because nobody can't be that stupid.

Funny, I always thought it was called Conspiracy of Dude. At least on my copy it says so. Is it possible that the European edition of the album was called different than US version?

There is one global edition. Maybe you've got old version, for example the newest one is pretty high-tech, it's called Conspiracy of whoever's personality dominates at the moment. Check the nearest grocery store, it should be inserted to bread or wather.

Besides,



http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Michael_Warner_Jr/piano_l_GIFSoupcom.gif

Tadadadadadadaddaa!

dff_punk
12-15-2011, 05:19 PM
Now I'm gonna ask one more time, why am I being called ChrisDude? I want an answer. I want a reason. I want to know right now.

I totally read that with a dramatic voice like from some movie.

BagOfShenanigans
12-15-2011, 06:00 PM
I totally read that with a dramatic voice like from some movie.

PPpppchhhkkkk Hahahahahahaha!

That was great!

Retard
12-15-2011, 08:05 PM
The orchestra swells behind him, as he yells I WANNA KNOW RIGHT NOW!!!!

KickHimWhenHe'sDown
12-15-2011, 09:43 PM
I wonder how fast this will get on Dying Scene.

Oh wait, it won't 'cause Alex101 is ChrisDude.

You stole exactly what I was going to say

KrispyNotKrunchy
12-16-2011, 03:00 PM
What I find funny is that ChrisDude101 keeps posting dispite his continuous ultimatums to leave and never come back!!

arthisoftseo
12-21-2011, 04:48 AM
I don't like what u have done here.

randman21
12-21-2011, 04:58 AM
What I find funny is that ChrisDude101 keeps posting dispite his continuous ultimatums to leave and never come back!!

Thissss.

Also, I don't mean to be the buzzkill, but can someone close this thread? I die a little every time I read the title then open it.

ad8
12-21-2011, 05:46 AM
Conspiracy of (Alex10)One.
This actually made me laugh quite hard.

Also, I am trying to think of how it was possible to get that small chrisdude thing blown out of proportion so much.... this has been going on for quite a while now!

holland25
12-21-2011, 06:03 AM
Also, I am trying to think of how it was possible to get that small chrisdude thing blown out of proportion so much.... this has been going on for quite a while now!

Remember 'They tossed out guitar picks to the crowd, with offspring-ish artwork on it'? See the pattern?

BagOfShenanigans
12-21-2011, 09:54 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG92seCvxwc

Erm, yeah...

holland25
12-21-2011, 10:57 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG92seCvxwc

Erm, yeah...

I've been tooooooold that to get what you want you just gotta give what you can.

ad8
12-21-2011, 10:57 AM
Remember 'They tossed out guitar picks to the crowd, with offspring-ish artwork on it'? See the pattern?

I understand the reaction on part of the BBS, I just don't see how anyone could be that neurotic about an obvious joke like that (which has even been explained in case he does not understand)... oh well!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG92seCvxwc

Erm, yeah...
pretty funny, but you were lacking the "based on a true story" bit in the end ;)

I guess I am leaving this place for a couple of days now, so:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wNZtwfmmXY&feature=endscreen&NR=1 :D

personal_loans_1
12-21-2011, 01:43 PM
:D Merry Chrisdude to you too!

dff_punk
12-21-2011, 05:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG92seCvxwc

Erm, yeah...

Wow, you're pretty prolific. Nice work you did.

Da Hui
12-22-2011, 05:57 PM
i hope they don't forget to include 'ChrisDude, looks like a lady'

weezly
12-24-2011, 03:37 AM
merry chrsitdudemas everyone

Blackball_
12-24-2011, 11:31 AM
they tossed out guitar picks to the crowd, with offspring-ish artwork on it

Retard
12-27-2011, 09:09 PM
There was a little controversy with ChrisAlex over at punknews.... i laughed, then got dissapointed since Dude101 isn't here to laugh at.

cool 2 hate 681
12-27-2011, 09:30 PM
There was a little controversy with ChrisAlex over at punknews.... i laughed, then got dissapointed since Dude101 isn't here to laugh at.

do you have a link to that?

also i can't believe this thread is still open

Jojan
12-28-2011, 06:48 AM
Why is this thread still around?


We understand that sometimes you just want to have fun, and that it can be fun to post fake tracklists and other made up information about the new album, which is why we've been cool with just identifying it as untrue and letting it slide.

However, it's been brought to our attention that there are people out there who will use the forum as a journalistic source. Because of this, we're going to have to delete things like tracklists and rumors, even if it's just posted as a joke to get a rise out of people.

Retard
12-29-2011, 11:30 AM
http://www.punknews.org/article/45595

cool 2 hate 681
12-29-2011, 12:04 PM
http://www.punknews.org/article/45595

thanks for the link:) it looks like someone even made a video about this haha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG92seCvxwc

Retard
12-29-2011, 04:41 PM
Whoever did that is awesome.
The dude used the best fake voice.

ThunderPX
12-29-2011, 05:48 PM
I find it ironic that you're making fun of ChrisDude for posting old news when that video was posted by its creator on the last page of this thread.

Llamas
12-29-2011, 06:20 PM
Lol that Shenanigans guy has absolutely no life, and I have no idea what he's doing here (I think the account is newish?) but these video/narrations are pretty damn ridiculous. This one was stellar - great voice.

I love this comment:
The reason is when you translate Alex101 to Russian, you turn the words upside down and then translate it again to Romanian, you get Chris. When you look at the words on an eclipse, you can faintly make out the words 'dude' in front of the 'Chris'.

There's your reason, ChrisDude.

cool 2 hate 681
12-29-2011, 07:18 PM
I find it ironic that you're making fun of ChrisDude for posting old news when that video was posted by its creator on the last page of this thread.

not old news fake news;) but i didn't click on the link on that post because i didn't know what it was i saw it on someone's profile and posted it

ThunderPX
12-29-2011, 08:52 PM
not old news fake news;)

No, I meant that Punknews link specifically. From what I gather the news is true, it's just three years old. Which makes it, uh, not news I guess. Olds?

Retard
12-30-2011, 11:33 AM
Yea it was old, but it was put on the front page of Punknews somewhere in the week leading up to xmas, and some of the comments are from people wondering who the dude Alex101 was because it was so old.

ThunderPX
12-30-2011, 04:49 PM
I just want to know why you call me ChrisDude. You know it's not my name. Please, don't call me ChrisDude anymore, it's not funny. It's not my name, from now on just call me Alex or Alex101 or you can just call me AlexDude. I'm just trying to be nice to you and tell you that being called ChrisDude is really getting annoying.
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samseby
01-01-2012, 02:40 AM
Is it 'soon' or 'March' yet? :p;):D

cool 2 hate 681
01-02-2012, 01:10 PM
looks like chrisdude101 is now posting as otto on thebrpage

NOFX and their new album
http://www.thebrpage.net/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7128

down by law and their new album
http://www.thebrpage.net/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7123

all links to dying scene:rolleyes:

ThunderPX
01-02-2012, 01:40 PM
I love the first reply in the second thread.

Retard
01-02-2012, 05:45 PM
I almost want to sign up over there, and start to call him chrisdude

cool 2 hate 681
01-02-2012, 06:31 PM
I almost want to sign up over there, and start to call him chrisdude

great idea;)

http://www.thebrpage.net/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7123&PID=148108#148108

randman21
01-03-2012, 03:51 AM
Haha. I'm really surprised that it took so long for someone to do it. It would've been better if you'd used a name that he wouldn't recognize.