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sipptaroowsky
12-16-2011, 06:00 PM
oh my, sorry about that.

dff_punk
12-16-2011, 06:35 PM
tl,dr

I'm drunk too and I might love you back ;)

BagOfShenanigans
12-16-2011, 06:46 PM
This should be an audiobook.

This actually may have to go on youtube.

coke_a_holic
12-16-2011, 07:02 PM
Bag O Shenanigans, where in MD are you at?

Llamas
12-16-2011, 07:27 PM
I didn't read nearly this entire thing, but:


get mi self a woman, make sure the woman isn't an idiot (difficult ), make sure the woman isn't a feminist

wtf? Fuck you.



I M NOT A RAAAACIST. I love everyone. I don't like the continent of Asia though.

More wtf? You love everyone... unless they're a woman who wants to be equal to men, or an Asian. Seriously, get the fuck out.

KrispyNotKrunchy
12-17-2011, 09:24 AM
Wow I love drank texts and this... this is the biggest drunk text I have ever seen!!

sipptaroowsky
12-17-2011, 09:28 AM
Woman, you need some lovin' .


I didn't read nearly this entire thing, but:



wtf? Fuck you.




More wtf? You love everyone... unless they're a woman who wants to be equal to men, or an Asian. Seriously, get the fuck out.

mrconeman
12-17-2011, 09:48 AM
You're racist against white people.

holland25
12-17-2011, 10:41 AM
What the fuck? That's the longest and the most racist drunk text I've ever seen.

bighead384
12-17-2011, 03:02 PM
Wow this whole thing is sad.


I am going to the gym, I will hoi .. join the gym and fight crime, I am a knight, I have no fear, I need a woma. Woman.

I don't get this recurring "knight" and crime fighting thing. Being a cop makes you a knight? Also, is he going to the gym to fight crime and be a knight, or to impress women?

Llamas
12-17-2011, 03:32 PM
Woman, you need some lovin' .

Really? I'm rather content, personally. Actually, it's you who is going on and on about needing a woman...

Alison
12-17-2011, 04:38 PM
I say fuck you for saying it's dificult to fdind a woman who isn't an idiot and a woman who isn't a feminist. I agree with llamas. Fuck you. And fuck girls who say feminists are crazy. There's nothing crazy about wanting to be treated equally. UGh

But I am also drunk,.

But fuck you anyuway.

mrconeman
12-17-2011, 05:20 PM
If feminism was about equality it wouldn't be called feminism.
amirite?

BagOfShenanigans
12-17-2011, 06:29 PM
If feminism was about equality it wouldn't be called feminism.
amirite?

This fuckin' guy! ^



Bag O Shenanigans, where in MD are you at?

Bel-Air, well, close to it. I live in Baldwin.

Llamas
12-17-2011, 07:07 PM
If feminism was about equality it wouldn't be called feminism.
amirite?

I think I know you well enough to know you're joking here, but sadly there are people around these parts who actually believe that shit...

Jakebert
12-17-2011, 08:55 PM
I love this thread, I really do.

coke_a_holic
12-17-2011, 09:37 PM
Bel-Air, well, close to it. I live in Baldwin.

Nice, nice, there's a pretty nice music scene happening up there, right? Baltimore's always got some cool stuff going on, I think people around the 695 just wanted to branch off. I grew up in Bethesda, but now I go to UMD in College Park, where there is no music scene whatsoever. Oh well.

You ever go to that grilled cheese place in Catonsville? Shit is so boss.

KrispyNotKrunchy
12-17-2011, 10:39 PM
I know there are plenty of pissed off people in the thread, but I'd just like to add that this guy is ignorant, sexist, racist, with an all-around malnourished brain -- BUT I think this thread is funny as hell. I promise nobody's mind will be changed so you guys can bicker all you want, but you might as well drop it hahaha ;)

BagOfShenanigans
12-18-2011, 05:26 AM
I spend a crap-ton of time on 4chan and funnyjunk, so this whole post seemed pretty legit to me. My standards for 'offensive' material have been raised through the effin' roof, and there's no bringing them back to reality.

Also, It's been narrated.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tYfrlVl8_w

bighead384
12-18-2011, 05:09 PM
Also, It's been narrated.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tYfrlVl8_w

Oh my god. Hahahahaha. I can't believe you actually did that.

I like the voice. It totally sounds like the voice of a drunken slob who honestly believes these delusions of his own superior excellence.


Woman, you need some lovin' .

Isn't sippatroowsky going to attempt to explain himself somehow?

personal_loans_1
12-20-2011, 12:47 PM
I like the voice. It totally sounds like the voice of a drunken slob who honestly believes these delusions of his own superior excellence.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRDKiTJbkwpwkOZGjPXEoGB4IOfx0InK 8bDOSiZ_72UfTz9IBShaw






~ join the gym and fight crime ~

ad8
12-21-2011, 04:38 AM
I love all of you, the world is what we make of it, LOVE. A little love and a fessction, in everything you do, will make a wolrd a better place with or without youu,.
And if one day, all love between people should be extinct, there will always be porn.

Asselery
12-21-2011, 10:24 PM
Wow I love drank texts and this... this is the biggest drunk text I have ever seen!!

haha seriously

SåS
12-22-2011, 04:58 AM
This is pure expressive literature.
I love you too babe ;)

AllIn All It's Not So Bad
12-24-2011, 09:01 AM
I'm sorry for bumping this but I just thought FUA!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aPN4V2tmFA) theory is very relevant to this. It's a must watch if you haven't seen it already

personal_loans_1
12-24-2011, 09:30 AM
Yeah it's so beautifully universal. I somehow haven't seen that before, so thanks for posting.

sipptaroowsky
12-26-2011, 01:35 PM
oh people, you really went a bit too far on me, I didn't have any bad intentions, no racism or sexism, if you knew me you'd know I meant well but . . . what happened here is , you don't know me, and you persume you do and criticise me on some kind of superficial observations you made here.

come on, yu can't act that way, you have to give people a chance

Little_Miss_1565
12-26-2011, 02:39 PM
If you post racist/sexist things on the internet, you can't get upset if someone (or multiple someones) accuse you of racism/sexism. Not their problem.

Llamas
12-26-2011, 03:19 PM
sipptar, I remember you well. You used to get into long-winded, angry rants toward people of various nationalities, and tried to claim that being anti-racist was just a fashion symbol. You ranted about Germans and Serbs, if I do remember correctly. It's very possible to change over the years, but it doesn't seem that you have. Claiming that it's difficult to find a woman who isn't an idiot, that you have to avoid women who want to be treated equally, and that you hate Asia... these are all bad signs.

sipptaroowsky
12-26-2011, 03:37 PM
hahahahahahahahah, you're actually considering me a real person and trying to make sence to me :), cute

see ya all the next time I get drunk or angry

AllIn All It's Not So Bad
12-26-2011, 03:48 PM
Yo dawg, even if you were drunk at the time, in vino veritas

bighead384
12-26-2011, 08:09 PM
The things you say when your drunk usually always mirror your true beliefs and feelings to a certain extent. It's usually just exaggerated or something. So all this crap about being a knight probably means something to this guy. Hahaha.

What do some of these things mean? I think you should try to explain it The Guy Who Made This Thread.

Little_Miss_1565
12-27-2011, 02:32 PM
hahahahahahahahah, you're actually considering me a real person and trying to make sence to me :), cute

see ya all the next time I get drunk or angry

So you're not a real person? You're a bot? We're supposed to ban bots, especially ones that post racist/sexist ridiculousness.

Llamas
12-27-2011, 07:06 PM
oh my, sorry about that.


Also, It's been narrated.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tYfrlVl8_w

haha I find it hilarious that he removed the original post, even though his post will forever be preserved in spoken form. Well done, bagofshenanigans. Well done.