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coke_a_holic
12-18-2011, 07:41 PM
Kim Jong Il is not dead and will live forever as a god among men; he will continue to control the weather and the sun with his thoughts alone, as he always has and always will.

Carry on, citizen.

WebDudette
12-18-2011, 07:50 PM
Long live the creator of the cheese burger.

Jebus
12-18-2011, 08:17 PM
I can't wait to see the videos of people mourning.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7P8mP5uuPw

Retard
12-18-2011, 09:30 PM
He's really gonna be ronery now.

jacknife737
12-18-2011, 11:53 PM
Imperialist pig Americans no one will believe great lies.

North Korea remains best Korea.

yarock
12-19-2011, 03:47 AM
So in communist idea what happens to human beings after they're dead? Serious question.

bighead384
12-19-2011, 04:41 PM
"I can only express satisfaction that the Dear Leader is joining the likes of Qaddafi, Bin Laden, Hitler, and Stalin in a warm corner of hell"-John McCain.

http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2011/12/john_mccain_kim_jong_il_in_war.php

Retard
12-19-2011, 04:50 PM
That's actually a pretty fucking funny line.

ad8
12-21-2011, 04:33 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJNBfBr-OGU

I wonder if there will be some more moderation in North Korean politics now that his son is taking the lead, though. The country seems to be pretty fucked up due to the socialist system.

Little_Miss_1565
12-21-2011, 01:24 PM
kimjongildroppingthebass.tumblr.com

Very yes.

jacknife737
12-21-2011, 02:26 PM
kimjongildroppingthebass.tumblr.com

Very yes.

This is just fantastic.

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwh1d2udN91r8bj5ko1_500.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwh0poLti41r8bj5ko1_r1_500.jpg

personal_loans_1
12-21-2011, 02:45 PM
'Oh, he doesn't look il at all.'

Yes, I can die happy now.

I wonder if people in North Korea may see some of those jokes. I hope not.

Jakebert
12-21-2011, 08:26 PM
http://images.hollywood.com/site/NUP_143953_0310.jpg

Little_Miss_1565
12-21-2011, 09:09 PM
http://images.hollywood.com/site/NUP_143953_0310.jpg

I hope that Satan is making Dear Leader "very happy, everything sunny all the time always."

Scythe Death
12-21-2011, 09:53 PM
So in communist idea what happens to human beings after they're dead? Serious question.

I don't know if you're trolling, but you just ruined my night.

Asselery
12-21-2011, 10:18 PM
Long live the creator of the cheese burger.

I love you

wheelchairman
12-22-2011, 05:27 AM
So in communist idea what happens to human beings after they're dead? Serious question.

It doesn't deal with an afterlife, its a political philosophy not a religious one. Though its considered a materialist philosophy (dealing with the physical world, as opposed to idealist philosophies). Different communists have ranged from militant atheism to the liberation theologists of the catholic church in south america).

However Little Kim here was a proponent of Juche, which is weird and I don't know what they think.

Dear Leader is dead! Long live Fat Leader!

Also the tumblr "kim jong il looking at things" was pretty good too. Not as good as 1565's, but still, dude loved to stare.

paulzycz
12-22-2011, 05:34 AM
He's gone, but comunism in North Korea not.