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Isolated Fury
02-07-2012, 12:05 AM
For those of you that might know me, here's an updated photo of my pride and joy.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/afisoadnin/406426_10150532551199613_723689612_8795356_6876743 86_n.jpg

Little_Miss_1565
02-07-2012, 12:19 AM
Holy fuck. She's, like, big. How long were you gone, dude?!

Isolated Fury
02-07-2012, 12:34 AM
Well I stopped posting around the middle of '07. Then I popped back in to say hi and show off pictures of the little angel up there in the middle of '09. Now she's two and a half years old and growing like a bad (good) weed.

Little_Miss_1565
02-07-2012, 12:36 AM
Man. She looks like she'll be sassing you and swiping your credit cards in no time. She is super cute. Way to have a sweet looking kid!

Isolated Fury
02-07-2012, 12:38 AM
Well thanks! She's my errrrrverything. Even if she IS already sassing me up. Haha

yarock
02-07-2012, 04:07 PM
Haha, I loved her nose. She looks really really sweet.

Retard
02-07-2012, 05:34 PM
Kids are awesome.

Isolated Fury
02-07-2012, 07:17 PM
Haha, I loved her nose. She looks really really sweet.
That's totally my nose! Haha


Kids are awesome.
Damn straight.

Tonight we went to the public library like we do every week. When we got out of the car she looked at me, pointed her finger at me, and said, "Daddy. No running. And no screaming. Librarian doesn't like bad kids."

Little_Miss_1565
02-08-2012, 12:00 AM
Tonight we went to the public library like we do every week. When we got out of the car she looked at me, pointed her finger at me, and said, "Daddy. No running. And no screaming. Librarian doesn't like bad kids."

Oh duuuude, you're in trouble if she's already giving you the business at 2 and a half! :)

coke_a_holic
02-08-2012, 09:42 AM
Adorable kid, Andy! Too bad she's already figured out who's boss in the family, but I'm sure you'll be able to wrestle power away from her somehow.

killer_queen
02-08-2012, 10:00 AM
Must be a real hard task to spend a minute with her without biting those arms and squeezing her cheeks.

Isolated Fury
02-08-2012, 11:31 AM
Adorable kid, Andy! Too bad she's already figured out who's boss in the family, but I'm sure you'll be able to wrestle power away from her somehow.
Nah... She's pretty much got me right where she wants me, Mike. She's even recently mastered exaggerated pouting.


Must be a real hard task to spend a minute with her without biting those arms and squeezing her cheeks.
Oh, you don't even know. And she talk a lot. Like all of the time. So not only is she cute to look at, but she also is constantly saying precious little sentences in her precious little voice.

Who else has kids? Odd question, I know, but has anyone become a parent lately?

Isolated Fury
02-11-2012, 09:39 AM
I have no wife. I'm a 24 year old single father. I'm indescribably proud of my life, and I don't require your congratulations.

Go back to your pond. Your lily pad must feel empty, Maria.

Llamas
02-11-2012, 10:19 AM
Hahaha she deleted her post. I don't understand this girl. Does she post stuff and then realize she's being a complete asshole after she posts it? Does she somehow think people won't realize what she said, even though people have already responded to it?

Isolated Fury
02-11-2012, 10:28 AM
Hahaha she deleted her post. I don't understand this girl. Does she post stuff and then realize she's being a complete asshole after she posts it? Does she somehow think people won't realize what she said, even though people have already responded to it?
There's nothing to understand. She was bullied years ago. I'm guessing she feels a need to be the bully now. Don't exhaust yourself trying to "get" her. She'll fade away again shortly.

KickHimWhenHe'sDown
02-11-2012, 09:07 PM
I missed the interesting post. Anyone take a picture or write it down or something?

KickHimWhenHe'sDown
02-12-2012, 08:30 PM
I took a picture.

http://offspring.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1450286&postcount=38


Wow. I was hopeful, but doubtful.

Anya82
02-16-2012, 04:41 PM
wow... you = a daddy.

Congrats on that! She is VERY PRETTY.