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Lord Phidias
02-17-2012, 03:47 AM
I found a new hobby, translate bad words and phrases using the google translator, I don't know why but its very fun, because most of the times the translation makes justice to the real meaning of the words. It's amusing. A little pissed because it didn't translate "queef"... I should stop procrastinating now...

Llamas
02-17-2012, 06:24 AM
I enjoy translating a line of English, to another language, to ANOTHER language, and then back to English.

Example:

English: When it is allowed for a woman to be bisexual? When she borrows you her 18 years old girlfriend, right?

Discuss.

Slovenian: Ko je dovoljen za žensko: da je biseksualec? Ko je sposodi igre, ki jo 18 letpunco, kajne?

Pogovorite se.

Czech: Kde je to možné pro ženu: to je bisexuální? Když on si půjčuje hru o 18 letá dívka, ne?

Mluvit.

English: Where it is possible for a woman: it is bisexual? When he lends the game an 18-year-old girl, right?

Speak.

Baldwin
02-17-2012, 06:40 AM
Daniel and I have done at Starbucks today, our casual smoking and drinking coffee with whipped cream a little before work. I wear my hoodie and Fall Out Boy girl pants, and Daniel, in his Taking Back Sunday hood and camouflage. Now came this neat chick and her two friends and I thought, "Hey, look at his emo brother. Why do not you cry somewhere that?" I returned to my chair and made it jump I was a head taller than her, I said, "Why do not you go fuck your fucking father, maybe he will buy another damn hell make him cry Benz, while the ends, and he will buy a new home! ". She began to cry and ran away. There was a well-deserved shout. Even when I cry to see the girls in my words I hate, I felt good this time.

personal_loans_1
02-17-2012, 09:34 AM
http://www.ackuna.com/badtranslator pFFFF

There were few days when I was translating most of my emails and messages to chech or slovak, so my friends could still get a general idea and score a ROTFL. It burned out for me now, but then it worked so much.

Tijs
02-17-2012, 09:43 AM
http://www.ackuna.com/badtranslator pFFFF

There were few days when I was translating most of my emails and messages to chech or slovak, so my friends could still get a general idea and score a ROTFL. It burned out for me now, but then it worked so much.
Haha, I like that.

This:
Noodles adds, "Finally my kids can learn my tunes. They might actually think I'm cool."

Became:
And finally, the importance of research and golden earrings, p, it is a good idea.

KickHimWhenHe'sDown
02-17-2012, 01:12 PM
That bad translator is genius.

"I wonder what this would be like for someone with terrible grammar and such."

became:"(I) if it is harmful to everyone, as the syntax."


If I took out the "and such" it became:

"I wonder how awesome you can."

Llamas
02-17-2012, 05:38 PM
Daniel and I have done at Starbucks today, our casual smoking and drinking coffee with whipped cream a little before work. I wear my hoodie and Fall Out Boy girl pants, and Daniel, in his Taking Back Sunday hood and camouflage. Now came this neat chick and her two friends and I thought, "Hey, look at his emo brother. Why do not you cry somewhere that?" I returned to my chair and made it jump I was a head taller than her, I said, "Why do not you go fuck your fucking father, maybe he will buy another damn hell make him cry Benz, while the ends, and he will buy a new home! ". She began to cry and ran away. There was a well-deserved shout. Even when I cry to see the girls in my words I hate, I felt good this time.

Umm, how has this not gotten any attention. A+

And with bad translator? Even better.

Daniel, no deer today we can safely smoke and drink coffee and ice-cream is not a long time ago. To my embarrassment, boys and girls trousers autumn "," Daniel "," camouflage coverage and again Sunday. Now the girls are clean and two friends, and thinking, "Hey, sister looking EMOS. Why do I cry?" My chair back and let him jump and high head. I said, "Why the hell, fuck, maybe you want to buy other crying, Mercedes-Benz, the parent company eventually bought the House in hell!" She began to cry and ran away. None of the icon are well-deserved cries. When I cry, I don't even have girls, I felt good.

Baldwin
02-18-2012, 06:50 AM
I like the double-language filter better. That bad translator reads more like somebody deliberately trying to fuck up the language and overdoing it.

I first really big one was a war last year.
I was 15, he was 17 years.
Depreciation on my little brother.
So I really have to pee.
Without warning, I just started punching.
I was about 4 times in order to clean the wound.
I just started punching him all his feet, and I was about.
My friends and I pulled it.

National karate champion that I know what he was wounded.
I kinda forgot that you specify.

Now I hear your stories Wanne.

Hey Man Where's Everybody
02-18-2012, 07:28 AM
I dunno, man, I'm really enjoying the hell out of this Bad Translator. It does seem to have the ability to whittle a lyric down to its core message.

Original text:
"Who let the dogs out? Who, who who who who?"
...35 translations later Bing gives us:
"Dog? Where is he?"

Original text:
‎"All the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy."
...35 translations later Bing gives us:
"Beautiful girl is empty."

Original text:
‎"And I don't want the world to see me, 'cause I don't think that they'd understand."
...35 translations later Bing gives us:
"Yeah, the world."

Original text:
‎"Nothing compares to you."
...35 translations later Bing gives us:
"You are nothing."

Original text:
‎"Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?"
...35 translations later Bing gives us:
"Everything good?"

personal_loans_1
02-18-2012, 08:41 AM
Yeah, that extracting the core message is amazing sometimes.

Now isn't it a brilliant transformation? :

Original text:
‎"I see bullets getting better. Biblical weather. And that guy on TV is like a total asshole."
...20 translations later Bing gives us:
"The best of me. Old ass and people that comes with it."

Ooooooooooooooh. ;p

KickHimWhenHe'sDown
02-18-2012, 02:08 PM
I dunno, man, I'm really enjoying the hell out of this Bad Translator. It does seem to have the ability to whittle a lyric down to its core message.

Original text:
"Who let the dogs out? Who, who who who who?"
...35 translations later Bing gives us:
"Dog? Where is he?"

Original text:
‎"All the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy."
...35 translations later Bing gives us:
"Beautiful girl is empty."

Original text:
‎"And I don't want the world to see me, 'cause I don't think that they'd understand."
...35 translations later Bing gives us:
"Yeah, the world."

Original text:
‎"Nothing compares to you."
...35 translations later Bing gives us:
"You are nothing."

Original text:
‎"Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?"
...35 translations later Bing gives us:
"Everything good?"

That made my day. That's absolutely hilarious. I'm still chuckling

disclaimer_07
02-18-2012, 06:03 PM
Original:
I accidentally the translation.
35 translations later:
This is the solution.

Original:
You're really smart.
35 translations later:
And more effective.

Original:
Tell me something I don't know.
35 translations later:
He wants to know what you don't know.

Original:
That doesn't even make sense.
35 translations later:
This is ridiculous.

Original:
I guess I couldn't have put it better myself.
35 translations later:
It is, in my opinion.

Hey Man Where's Everybody
02-18-2012, 06:42 PM
Original text:

"I love the internet. "

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"Love on her stomach."

:eek:

KickHimWhenHe'sDown
02-19-2012, 10:50 AM
"And it feels like heaven is so far away"
35 translations later:
"This is my heaven"

"The world has grown cold, now that you've gone away"
35 translations later:
"Cold. Not to the child"

"Nothing changes cause it's all the same"
35 translations later:
"Every year. The use of e-mail messages."

Who was talking about lyrics being whittled down to their core message?

Lord Phidias
02-19-2012, 10:12 PM
This 35 translations thing is fun, lol. but I'm lazy and very simple/idiotic and just laught about the words translated.

Queef.

samseby
02-20-2012, 11:38 AM
Ever tried babelfish? :p

BagOfShenanigans
02-20-2012, 12:10 PM
http://www.ackuna.com/badtranslator

"Kill the president, voice of reason. Unify that single line."

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"The company's Chairman of the Board for all the point of pattern carpet."

"Designate someone other than me. Im so drunk I can hardly see. Another shot of jager and I turn the key. I got so many places to be."

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"Buildings and geographical coverage in many places in the world."


"Memories are bittersweet. The good times we can't repeat."

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"Henry writes, you can schedule a post Clonag."

KickHimWhenHe'sDown
02-20-2012, 01:41 PM
35 translations is ridiculous. Hilarious, but ridiculous.