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Days Go By
03-19-2012, 05:41 AM
Bird control or birth control?
http://www.offspring.com/community/showthread.php?p=1453183#post1453183

maharooffarvez
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Bird Control is the Only Solution to Keep Birds Away
Birds are serious issue when acts as pest. Several bird control tools are recommended as the best way to prevent birds from nesting and roofing on home buildings and other property. These harmless deterrents and repellers are simply used to just drive birds away from the fields and buildings. Each and every year, many building owners spent lots of time and money to clean and restore damage done to the property by them. Bird droppings can also cause serious liability risk and threaten to get slipped. Birds are becoming a significant problem in our society. Another reason for this is that they can cause some fatal health problems through transmitting diseases from their feces. Therefore it is extremely essential to be able to deter them in a secure and humane fashion. Bird control tools like spikes, gels, liquids, netting and audible repellers are available to ensure that the property is safe. So, to keep your building clean and approachable, you have to invest few in bird deterrents and other repellents accessories. A suitable bird control installation will certainly help you to get rid of this major problem and also save time consumed while repairing and cleaning damaged property.


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bird deterrents

Harleyquiiinn
03-19-2012, 05:55 AM
What ?!

Condom or Pills is evolving !

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Congratulations ! Your Condom or Pills evolved into Accidental Baby !

XYlophonetreeZ
03-20-2012, 01:12 PM
"Condoms or pills" just evolved? Which one? How will I know which one to put in to battle when wild Pregnancy appears?



Thanks, folks, I'll be here all week.

Llamas
03-20-2012, 02:04 PM
How will I know which one to put in to battle when wild Pregnancy appears?

Neither; when a wild Pregnancy appears, you'd just better hope you've already evolved your Birth Control to an Abortion. Unless you happen to have found the ever-so-rare Hanger.

Little_Miss_1565
03-20-2012, 02:39 PM
Unless you happen to have found the ever-so-rare Hanger.

You used HANGER! It's not very effective...

XYlophonetreeZ
03-20-2012, 08:31 PM
You used SALT on ABORTION.

ABORTION's deliciousness increased!

Omni
03-21-2012, 03:12 AM
So, is Days Go By HAU?

Llamas
03-21-2012, 06:00 AM
So, is Days Go By HAU?

I've been thinking so for at least a week now. Been wondering where the mods are on this one.

XYlophonetreeZ
03-21-2012, 07:14 AM
Look! Johnny Nemesis.

The point is that you gotta control your bird. Well, it's actually a very religious topic.

Let's just not talk about JN's condor.

Wild JOHNNYNEMESIS appeared!

HAU used INCOHERENT THREAD!

JOHNNYNEMESIS is confused!

It hurt itself in its confusion!

JOHNNYNEMESIS used SECKS DA WHITE WIMMINZ.

It's super effective!


I've been thinking so for at least a week now. Been wondering where the mods are on this one.
You mean, like this?

Wild LITTLE_MISS_1565 appeared!

HAU used PHOTOSHOPPED N00DZ!

It's not very effective...

LITTLE_MISS_1565 used BANHAMMER!

It's super effective!

HAU was BANNED!


In other news, Dr. Treez notices all too late that Harleyquiiin made a Pokemon joke before him and therefore he isn't as clever as he thought.



Also, the best abortion is Maria style. You delete it all.
This is like, the best thing you've said since at least 3 usernames ago.

Little_Miss_1565
03-21-2012, 10:49 AM
Been wondering where the mods are on this one.

They've been tired of banning him at least once a week for the last 3 years.

Llamas
03-21-2012, 05:18 PM
Now he's banned... I think the mods didn't realize it was HAU til it was pointed out ;)

XYlophonetreeZ
03-21-2012, 05:33 PM
Psh, whatever, I actually foretold his banning the last two times it happened. As in, I posted comments about him getting banned in the threads that caused him to get banned and then minutes later, he was gone. Clearly I have a psychic connection with the BBS. Just call me Alakazam. Up da reps plz.

Also, check my user profile for a conversation I had with him a while ago. He actually revealed his identity right away!

Omni
03-21-2012, 05:33 PM
Did he actually do something detrimental on that account, or is he getting banned now just proactively?


I really miss the old HAU :(

Little_Miss_1565
03-21-2012, 07:57 PM
Now he's banned... I think the mods didn't realize it was HAU til it was pointed out ;)

You can tell yourself that, but it's incredibly obvious every time he comes back. He doesn't exactly try to hide it. This time around, I was like "fuck it, let's see if anyone else notices." But yes, I did lower the banhammer because you pointed it out to everyone, so there's that.


Did he actually do something detrimental on that account, or is he getting banned now just proactively?

He lost his damn mind a couple years ago after being warned a few times, so he was banned. It's been forum policy not to allow anyone who's been banned to come back unless they agree to abide by the rules. And considering the number of usernames he's used like LITTLE PISS 1565 and TIJS SUCKS COCKS IN HELL (note: not sure he's tried that last one, but the spirit of his username choices remains the same), oh, and that photoshopped porn photo of me, not sure that's going to be any time soon.

XYlophonetreeZ
03-22-2012, 08:08 AM
I hate HAU more than ever now. I really thought, for a split second, that Simona had started posting again. Dammit. Not fucking cool, bro.

0r4ng3
03-23-2012, 04:44 AM
Oh goddamnit I thought that was legit until you pointed it out. Seconded on the HAU-hate now.

yellow
03-31-2012, 03:31 PM
I say condom because I don't want cutties. I can't have kids because ...you know.

Isolated Fury
04-01-2012, 09:28 AM
I say condom because I don't want cutties. I can't have kids because ...you know.
Oooh man... Ooooooh man...

KickHimWhenHe'sDown
04-02-2012, 05:41 PM
Condoms? Are you kidding me? I'll pass. I like to get my man juice as far up a girl's vagina as possible.
Considering you're supposedly that Sony representative, this is so messed up in my mind.