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XYlophonetreeZ
05-04-2012, 01:57 PM
Jojan's left boob is slightly bigger than his right. He isn't really worried about this condition, though.

Jojan is generally tired of pointing out that Swedish fish candy is not his country's lone export.

As curious as Jojan is about the weight of other people's piles of nails, he has never revealed how much his own pile of nails weights. He considers it proprietary information and merely laughs at those who will reveal it without a second thought.

NickyNineDoors' posts make perfect sense to Jojan. He wishes he'd post more often. He feels like they'd be friends.

Jojan once wrote a full research paper that scientifically proved that poo is, in fact, the color of brown. However, he never tried to have it published. He didn't think anyone else would understand.

When Greg K. noticed that Jojan had him in his avatar, he reportedly mumbled "Hey. That's kinda cool." Greg has not spoken since, other than to say "Take him out."

Jojan convinced Amiralanal to forgive me for recommending banning him several years ago. Jojan rationalized, "Come on, man. He has a cool cartoon professor-guy in his avatar."

Jojan speaks Swedish. This was the one language that not even Sin Studly could speak. Jojan once tried to help him by sending him a recording of his own voice and told Justin to fall asleep while listening to it. Justin responded by calling him a "faggot." To this day, Jojan doesn't really think that he tried hard enough.

Jojan has already corrected 3 of the facts in this post in the future. Yet, they are still facts. Only Jojan understands how this works. It makes perfect sense to him after a few beers.

Jojan doesn't understand all the fuss about "Bumpin' in My Trunk." This is because Jojan has been bumping in his trunk since the year 2003.

Today is Jojan's birthday. Happy goddamn birthday.

Jojan
05-04-2012, 03:14 PM
I cannot fit all of that in my signature. Nice try, though.


Today is Jojan's birthday. Happy goddamn birthday.

Thank you.

My Name Was Taken
05-04-2012, 03:45 PM
I cannot fit all of that in my signature. Nice try, though.

maybe a link to the thread in your sig? lol

Amiralanal
05-04-2012, 03:52 PM
As curious as Jojan is about the weight of other people's piles of nails, he has never revealed how much his own pile of nails weights. He considers it proprietary information and merely laughs at those who will reveal it without a second thought.

Jojan convinced Amiralanal to forgive me for recommending banning him several years ago. Jojan rationalized, "Come on, man. He has a cool cartoon professor-guy in his avatar."


Today is Jojan's birthday. Happy goddamn birthday.

I never got to know how that pile of nails-thing started. Could someone please enlighten me?

I cannot recall the part with the banning.

Happy birtday Jojan!

My Name Was Taken
05-04-2012, 03:57 PM
oh yeah. Happy birthday :)

Tired_Of_You
05-04-2012, 04:10 PM
This is awesome.

Happy birthday.

Omni
05-04-2012, 04:32 PM
Happy birthday to one of the board's most instantly recognizable mainstays.

cool 2 hate 681
05-04-2012, 06:24 PM
Happy birthday:)

Outerspaceman21
05-04-2012, 07:32 PM
Happy Birthday Jojan

Llamas
05-04-2012, 09:36 PM
Happy birthday to one of the board's most instantly recognizable mainstays.

I echo this sentiment.

Little_Miss_1565
05-04-2012, 10:03 PM
Happy Jojaniversary!

KickHimWhenHe'sDown
05-04-2012, 10:46 PM
Happy birthday!

Tijs
05-04-2012, 10:51 PM
Happy birthday dude!

personal_loans_1
05-05-2012, 03:11 AM
Happy birthday!

WebDudette
05-05-2012, 03:52 AM
They say he only knows two facts about ducks, and that they're both wrong.

mrconeman
05-05-2012, 04:04 AM
Happy Boobday!


They say he only knows two facts about ducks, and that they're both wrong.
Some say it's impossible for him to wear socks, and he can open a beer bottle with his testes.

Jojan
05-05-2012, 06:24 AM
Happy birtday Jojan!

Tack så mycket!


oh yeah. Happy birthday :)

Thank you.


Happy birthday.

Thank you


Happy birthday to one of the board's most instantly recognizable mainstays.

Thank you.


Happy birthday:)

Thank you.


Happy Birthday Jojan

Thank you.


I echo this sentiment.

Thank you.


Happy Jojaniversary!

Thank you.


Happy birthday!

Thank you.


Happy birthday dude!

Thank you.


Happy birthday!

Thank you.


Happy Boobday!

Thank you.

Alison
05-05-2012, 09:13 AM
Happy birthday, don't eat too much reindeer.

Degstur Lolland
05-05-2012, 09:20 AM
Happy birthday, but ice hockey championchip is going to win another country.

Llamas
05-05-2012, 10:00 AM
Happy birthday, but ice hockey championchip is going to win another country.

How does ice hockey win countries? What is this, Soviet Russia? ;)

Go America! (Until we inevitably go out after the first round cause the vast majority of our best players are in the Stanley Cup Playoffs)

And then... Go Czech and Go Finland!

T-6005
05-05-2012, 05:55 PM
Happy Swedish.

Lord Phidias
05-05-2012, 08:28 PM
¡Feliz cumpleaños!

Marco
05-06-2012, 02:37 AM
Happy birthday Jojan!

TheJakes84
05-06-2012, 11:59 PM
Happy Birthday, Jojan! :D

Jojan
05-08-2012, 12:28 AM
Happy birthday, don't eat too much reindeer.

Thank you. I will probably eat just the right amount.


Happy birthday, but ice hockey championship is going to win another country.

Thank you. I suppose we will have to wait and see.


¡Feliz cumpleaños!

˙Gracias.


Happy birthday Jojan!

Thank you.


Happy Birthday, Jojan! :D

Thank you.

Gregmau5
05-08-2012, 04:17 AM
Well, I'm late to the party as usual. Happy birthday Jojan!:D

TheJakes84
05-08-2012, 04:27 AM
Fact: Jojan takes time to freely post on my crappy threads :rolleyes:. The majority suspects that I'm a dude but for the record folks I'm a chick. :eek:

Camilamazed
05-08-2012, 08:41 AM
Dude, Tired_of_You posted? WOW.

Even if it's late you better accept my birthday wishes because I love you, Jojan; even though you ignore me.

Free?
05-08-2012, 10:34 AM
Jojan once faced Andy in a battle for the title of The Biggest Asshole. Jojan lost. But his cleavage is still second to none.


Du har finna Pattar! Ska vi knulla?
Pardon my french, it's been several years since last time I used this line.

Jojan
05-31-2012, 07:20 AM
Du har finna Pattar! Ska vi knulla?

Tack, men nej tack.

TheJakes84
06-01-2012, 08:08 PM
Jojan's signature is the longest and most beloved. <3