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OC HAU
07-06-2012, 07:38 PM
Or are you Americans interested in Country music or religion? They call it a god particle anyway. :d

It's one of the biggest discoveries in yo life and god says that you must read this:

It's the last piece of The Standard Model of particles. You've got like 12 particles that make atoms or stuff. (btw atom backwards is mota). Plus 4 forces or bosons, you can imagine them as particles too and they represent 3 fundamental forces in the universe. Electromagnetic force, photon, ya know, the light falling into yo eyes. Strong force, gluon, it holds quarks or atoms together, Smash them and then boom boom in Iraq. Weak force, W and Z boson, yeah they are two for some reason, it's something like radioactivity, really bad for Russians. But, there is also 4th force, gravity, but that's outside the Standard Model because Standard Model is kinda dumb. You need to have 4 fundamental forces united to have a theory of everything, so far electromagnetic and weak forces are united making Electroweak force, I guess mathematically, I bet you hate math so keep dividing by zero. Strong force is in, but it's not united yet as far as I understand and gravity is even harder to unite. Higgs boson is 17th one giving mass to particles, ya know some Higgs field spontaneously breaks their symmetry, very simple stuff, now you know why do you weigh so much. As I've said, the Standard Model is kinda dumb, then you need theories like supersymmetry which actually might become true soon, LHC is working at around 50% right now, if they upgrade it to 100% in couple years we might actually find Dark Matter particles, it's 20% of the universe. 4% is normal and visible matter/atoms/particles. The rest is Dark Energy which is not particles.

Mechagodzilla2
07-06-2012, 07:48 PM
Why didn't I start this thread first? I'm not sure what's bigger news, this or Pilz-e raping a baby. OK, this is much more important. I spent all of last night reading about this thing. It's so exciting!

KickHimWhenHe'sDown
07-06-2012, 08:50 PM
I think you're mistaken. PilZ-E KILLED a baby. He RAPED your mother.

Jojan
07-07-2012, 04:27 AM
Thanks to Scientific Linux and Ubuntu (http://www.ubuntuvibes.com/2012/07/linux-played-crucial-role-in-discovery.html).

Mechagodzilla2
07-07-2012, 08:16 AM
I think you're mistaken. PilZ-E KILLED a baby. He RAPED your mother.

I was quite aware of that. I just thought it would be much more fun to say that he raped a baby. He seems like that kind of person. After all, as the tags have said, he smoax pot.

KickHimWhenHe'sDown
07-07-2012, 09:52 AM
Actually I was wrong. He killed a baby, but raped no one. Coke_a_holic raped your mother.

Mechagodzilla2
07-07-2012, 10:04 AM
Well. according to the thread coke raped his own mother.

Llamas
07-07-2012, 11:12 AM
Hey Pilz, wanna smoax wit me?

Jojan
07-07-2012, 03:35 PM
The great part is, also, that Peter Higgs who came up with the Higgs particle solution is still alive.

Godxilla
07-07-2012, 04:38 PM
This is huge! I'm so excited!

Jojan
07-08-2012, 04:39 AM
This is huge! I'm so excited!

That is what she said.

KickHimWhenHe'sDown
07-08-2012, 09:54 AM
I forgot that that joke could actually be funny.

Godxilla
07-08-2012, 09:58 AM
That is what she said. shut your Swedish mouth, Joejann.


I forgot that that joke could actually be funny.

WTF!!???!!???!?!?? It's not funny at all!

KickHimWhenHe'sDown
07-08-2012, 10:07 AM
That time it was funny. Maybe because it came from Jojan, and Jojan rules.

OC HAU
07-08-2012, 11:38 AM
Who has broken the symmetry of my thread?

Godxilla
07-08-2012, 02:45 PM
Jojan did. After all, he thought that my excitement was stupid and worthy to ridicule.

Mechagodzilla2
07-08-2012, 02:46 PM
Who has broken the symmetry of my thread?

All I can say is that whenever me and Kick'm post in the same thread, there's no way it can stay on topic. And when this happens, Jojan gets involved and the entire discussion gets out of control.. I thought this was a great idea for a thread, but the forumsters thought otherwise. Maybe this community isn't suited for a serious discussion like this.

Godxilla
07-08-2012, 02:49 PM
^^^^^^^^
Amen! You two cannot stay on topic.

What sort of impact could the Higgs Boson have on nanotech? My guess is that it could help move it along.

KickHimWhenHe'sDown
07-09-2012, 10:24 AM
Maybe because it came from Jojan, and Jojan rules.
I'm not surprised to see that this made it's way into Jojan's signature.

Mechagodzilla2
07-09-2012, 03:56 PM
I'm not surprised to see that this made it's way into Jojan's signature.

How could you do such a thing?

WebDudette
07-09-2012, 04:42 PM
That is what she said.

Godxilla
07-09-2012, 04:45 PM
I'm not surprised to see that this made it's way into Jojan's signature.
Neither am I.
Now let's talk about the Higgs boson particle, ppls. Enough bickering about what heinous crimes Pilze wishes he had the guts to do. No more adding to Jojan's self esteem. Nor his signature. Back on topic.
BTW, I thought I heard that 'boson' comes from some sort of Indian scientist. Is that real?

WebDudette
07-09-2012, 05:01 PM
more like higgs bosom, amirite?

WebDudette
07-09-2012, 07:37 PM
more like biggs bosom, amirite?

OC HAU
07-12-2012, 06:00 PM
The only thing that would save this thread is a particle porn, iamsoright.