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GamerKT
07-19-2012, 04:16 PM
So, I was listening to The Noose when I realized how close it was to "moose." That got me thinking that the chorus would be way more awesome that way.

The moose is falling
And all my friends are crawling
The moose is falling
And enemies are rising
A truth appalling
Our maker comes a-calling
The moose is falling
And enemies are rising


What other songs' choruses would be way more entertaining if you changed a word or two in them?

BagOfShenanigans
07-19-2012, 04:38 PM
I'm quite fond of misheard lyrics.

Woah-oh, the things you say
The games you play,
Dirty magic sooooock

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR
Donkey Kong, Every day,
On our fellow man we prey,
Donkey Kong, to get by,
Hope you like my genocide

Now dance, fuck her tits,
Man, he never had a chance,
And no one really only knew,
It was really only you
These lyrics go great with the line 'Hit 'em right between the eyes'.

SapoCocas
07-19-2012, 05:11 PM
LOL @ Donkey Kong. I'm gonna start singing it that way.

Scythe Death
07-19-2012, 06:20 PM
I stole this from youtube and it's not a chorus but it's great and no one will ever do better than this

Deep inside your hole, there's a whole lot of pie
every single day, what you weigh seems to multiply
even though I try,
I can't get my arms around you

KickHimWhenHe'sDown
07-19-2012, 06:59 PM
I'm quite fond of misheard lyrics.

Woah-oh, the things you say
The games you play,
Dirty magic sooooock

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR
Donkey Kong, Every day,
On our fellow man we prey,
Donkey Kong, to get by,
Hope you like my genocide

Now dance, fuck her tits,
Man, he never had a chance,
And no one really only knew,
It was really only you
These lyrics go great with the line 'Hit 'em right between the eyes'.
These are brilliant. Thanks for sharing:)

sneedo83
07-19-2012, 08:02 PM
This is why I hate this forum sometimes.

Little_Miss_1565
07-19-2012, 09:13 PM
None of these are more awesome than "You're offering handjobs that I refuse"

Upgrayedd
07-19-2012, 09:44 PM
I totally heard the Donkey Kong one too. Ever since I saw it on the forum years ago I haven't been able to listen do Dirty Magic without hearing:
She's not so sweet today,
She fucks me up the bottom.

Jojan
07-19-2012, 09:49 PM
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR
Donkey Kong, Every day,
On our fellow man we prey,
Donkey Kong, to get by,
Hope you like my genocide

I found that one on YTMND (http://offspringdk.ytmnd.com/) a couple of years ago.

findout5
07-20-2012, 01:07 AM
So, I was listening to The Noose when I realized how close it was to "moose." That got me thinking that the chorus would be way more awesome that way.

The moose is falling
And all my friends are crawling
The moose is falling
And enemies are rising
A truth appalling
Our maker comes a-calling
The moose is falling
And enemies are rising


What other songs' choruses would be way more entertaining if you changed a word or two in them?

I used to sing the nose instead of the noose just for giggles!

My nose is falling
And all my friends are yawning
My nose is falling
And my penis keeps rising
A truth appalling
Our maker likes booty-calling
My nose is falling
And my penis keeps rising

Rooster
07-20-2012, 01:18 AM
None of these are more awesome than "You're offering handjobs that I refuse"

Dunno, I like this one better:

"Dummies and pervs it never mattered anyway
If we don't make it alive there's a hell of a good day to die"



You know you're screwed when everyone you can rely on is either a dummy or a pervert.

Titus
07-20-2012, 07:50 AM
When I first bought Americana, I thought the lyrics of no brakes was "Someone said it's a samurai"

Eskimo
07-22-2012, 02:14 AM
As a kid when I first got Smash I used to think Genocide was "doggy-dog, every day, on our fellow man we prey".

Confused me muchly.

malepunker
07-22-2012, 11:43 AM
Hurting ass one
Hurting ass one

Hurting ass!

wrc307
07-22-2012, 04:59 PM
i saw this one some years ago on youtube

I'm not a tranny asshole
I do what I want
I do what I feel like

GamerKT
07-22-2012, 05:16 PM
i saw this one some years ago on youtube

I'm not a tranny asshole
I do what I want
I do what I feel like

I heard that, too. My mind blew when I read the actual lyrics.

Jojan
07-23-2012, 05:41 AM
Could you bake for yourself and go on?

findout5
07-23-2012, 07:46 AM
As a kid when I first got Smash I used to think Genocide was "doggy-dog, every day, on our fellow man we prey".

Confused me muchly.

A nice one applied to prison rape:

"Doggy style, every day...on our fellow man we prey"


The whole song now:

Our lives run different ways
Through the yard I see you in the sun
Our lube shines anyway
If you wish upon it we are one
Doggy Style
Every day
On our fellow man we prey
Doggy Style
To get by
Hope you like my jizz aside
I find it such a shame
Through the ass pain I see things as they are
Ass served up on a plate
The buttcrack is deep enough to fall
And if in time
We can see the errors of our ways
Would anyone change it anyhow
Our time is up
I bet you'd only run
If you saw what goes inside our shower
I bet you'd lead the cell
If it were up to you decide
But it's not
Doggy Style
Every day
On our fellow man we prey
Doggy Style
To get by
Hope you like my jizz aside
Like a silver flame
Like jizz aside
Like you're giving head!
1,2,3,4!

GamerKT
07-23-2012, 12:30 PM
A nice one applied to prison rape:

"Doggy style, every day...on our fellow man we prey"


The whole song now:

Our lives run different ways
Through the yard I see you in the sun
Our lube shines anyway
If you wish upon it we are one
Doggy Style
Every day
On our fellow man we prey
Doggy Style
To get by
Hope you like my jizz aside
I find it such a shame
Through the ass pain I see things as they are
Ass served up on a plate
The buttcrack is deep enough to fall
And if in time
We can see the errors of our ways
Would anyone change it anyhow
Our time is up
I bet you'd only run
If you saw what goes inside our shower
I bet you'd lead the cell
If it were up to you decide
But it's not
Doggy Style
Every day
On our fellow man we prey
Doggy Style
To get by
Hope you like my jizz aside
Like a silver flame
Like jizz aside
Like you're giving head!
1,2,3,4!

Yes.

10 char.

Mechagodzilla2
07-23-2012, 04:42 PM
This is completely fucked up.

Godxilla
07-23-2012, 06:17 PM
I used to think that Cool to Hate had "I hate the ducks, and I hate the geese".

Seriously dumb. What a fool I was.

findout5
07-25-2012, 03:29 AM
"I hate the duck and I cut the cheese"

OffspringFreakess
07-25-2012, 09:04 AM
I used to think that Cool to Hate had "I hate the ducks, and I hate the geese".

Seriously dumb. What a fool I was.

HAHAHAHAHHA this seriously make me lol so loud at work.

Mechagodzilla2
07-25-2012, 06:32 PM
Dumpin in my trunk