View Full Version : Noodles and Twitter

08-20-2012, 10:57 AM
This has got to be one of my favorite things about my newsfeed on facebook lately.

I've been trying to pick a favorite to quote, but there are just so many...

What is your favorite Nizzy tweet?

08-20-2012, 04:22 PM
oh god, I have many

"I was in the middle of one of my best sexual performances ever when that earthquake hit. It threw me off the bed & almost woke my wife." -Niz

"When you lose at beer pong you have to drink beer, so there's really no incentive to try to be good at it." -Niz

"This time of year I try to be very careful about whom I throw my own feces at." - Noodles

08-20-2012, 06:37 PM
"My new side proj, Far Queezle. I want Greg on bass. Greg Kriesel of Far Queezle. -N"

"They put the caulk in my mouth to make an impression. Impression made! -N"

"Few things are as beautiful as the World viewed from a pre-dawn roof top. Thnx to Greg 4 locking me up there. Thnx to Pete 4 talking me down"

""@Discountdracula: collective rectum" Everyone behind the first person of the Human Centipede?"

There are so many to choose from.

08-22-2012, 08:32 AM
He's been far too awesome, far too consistently, for far too long for me to pick out any particular quotes (aka I'm too lazy to look), but yeah, he's just good at this Twitter thing. The band's tweets are the main reason I decided to try to keep up with my Twitter again. He's seriously funnier than any of the comedians I follow, and I mostly only follow comedians. A lot of the ones from around this time last year were my favorites.

cool 2 hate 681
08-22-2012, 10:16 AM
i like this one haha


08-22-2012, 05:16 PM
I enjoyed today's tweet: https://twitter.com/offspring/statuses/238402616210632704

08-22-2012, 06:14 PM
Haha, Greg K singing Walla Walla.

08-23-2012, 04:13 PM
Noodles has become one of my favorite things on twitter - he seems to exclusively tweet while inebriated.

08-24-2012, 05:43 AM
Or when he has forgotten to take his drugs.

08-24-2012, 06:06 AM

08-28-2012, 12:07 PM
Just brilliant: https://twitter.com/offspring/statuses/240519768367579136

10-03-2012, 04:49 PM
What do you think he means by butt chugged? 'tussin enema?

10-03-2012, 05:15 PM
It seems I don't spend as much time on the net as previously thought. While the concept isn't new to me, the term is. Learn something new....

10-06-2012, 11:04 AM
"Your shit is locked up tight, Yo!" -Hip gastroenterologist.

Would you think less of me if you knew I had a taint-hawk? -Noodles

Melyssa Kennedy
10-06-2012, 11:46 PM
I'm biased, though. Even though I was very embarrassed because the drawing was unfinished and had many mistakes still, the fact that he posted it made me so happy, haha.

10-08-2012, 02:52 AM
The limit is reached. Damn it.............thanks for sharing this.............


"Melyssa K" Kennedy
10-09-2012, 07:00 PM
I actually forgot about this tweet until now. I cracked up when I first read it, especially when I saw the hashtag. https://twitter.com/offspring/status/249747133283065856

10-11-2012, 01:17 AM
2 Greg K's 1 cup.

Buttchugging twit FTW.

10-11-2012, 06:08 AM
I do love Noodles' daily tweets and hope he keeps it up. However, I really do miss the Tour Journal. We got alot more information from them out of that than just daily 140 characters.

"Melyssa K" Kennedy
10-11-2012, 08:54 AM
2 Greg K's 1 cup.

Buttchugging twit FTW.

I love how, on facebook, so many people had no idea what butt-chugging was, haha hah!

"Melyssa K" Kennedy
11-16-2012, 09:21 AM
This has got to be my favorite of the tweets he's made in the past few months. He mentioned Greg's mom, haha!