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Gustavo
09-03-2012, 03:44 AM
About two years ago, I wrote a Self Esteem parody for us to use on the BBS Podcast. I asked Carson (Homer) to sing over it and after a little procrastination of two years, it's done! He changed the lyrics a bit, so credits go to him, as well.

http://servercrashers.com/music/Self%20Esteem%20Parody.mp3


Self Esteem Parody

I threw up for the tenth time today
Due to all the things that I ate
The pizza came and I lost my nerve
I ate it up and had some dessert
Now I know that I'm obese
But that's okay, man, cause I like mac and cheese
Now I know they're making fun of me
But that's okay cause I've got no self esteem

Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah (Repeat three times)

I made plans to go out tonight
Head out to BK and I eat there twice
All this mocking's got me so low
If the kids keep laughing I just might tell them so

Chorus

When they're saying, oh, that I look like a pig
Then I wonder why they don't play with their friends
When they're saying, oh that I'm really obese
Then I wonder how much more I can eat
Well I guess, I should start losing some weight
Ma really thinks it's better this way
The more weight
The more it shows you don't care
Right? Yeah!

Now I'll eat this banana split
It happens more than I'd like to admit
Late at night, I head out the door
I'm again looking for smores
Now I know, I should say no, but
It's kinda hard when it's ready to go
I may be fat, and slightly obese
I'm just a sucker with no self esteem

Chorus

When they're saying, oh, that I look like a pig
Then I wonder why they don't play with their friends
when they're saying, oh, that I'm really obese
Then I wonder how much more I can eat
Well I guess, I should start losing some weight
Ma really thinks it's better this way
The more you weight
The more it shows you don't care
Right? Yeah!

Lyrics: Gustavo, Carson (Homer)
Vocals: Carson
Instrumental: The Offspring

Tompo2000
09-03-2012, 07:39 AM
well sung :)

Jojan
09-03-2012, 09:10 AM
Could you be kind and write the lyrics down for us to read? I would appreciate it.

The instruments were well-played, but the vocals could have needed some more work.

Gustavo
09-03-2012, 11:20 AM
Could you be kind and write the lyrics down for us to read? I would appreciate it.

The instruments were well-played, but the vocals could have needed some more work.

Sure. I edited the first post, check it out.

The instruments are actually being played by The Offspring, we downloaded the instrumental file and Carson sang over it.

_Lost_
09-03-2012, 11:31 AM
Love it Gus! So glad you posted it finally. mmm... I'm hungry...

Jojan
09-03-2012, 11:41 AM
Sure. I edited the first post, check it out.

The instruments are actually being played by The Offspring, we downloaded the instrumental file and Carson sang over it.

¡Gracias!

Well, that explains it. :-)

Blitz!
09-03-2012, 01:20 PM
a little procrastination of two years, it's done!

All good things come to those who wait ;) Has it really been two years, seem like just the other day, we first discussed the making of ...
NICE ! Gus & Carson

TheJakes84
09-06-2012, 04:38 PM
How clever of you. I enjoyed it! Thank you. Can you do one of Come Out & Play?

Homer
09-16-2012, 05:33 PM
Yeah it's pretty good.